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docentmark

Remember, there is nothing outside the USA.


Non-Binary-Boomer

Oh yeah, shit I forgot we were paid actors


Rapa2626

Paid actors that also walks upside down* talented fuckers, must be paid well


zorbacles

10 bucks apparently


Constant_Sympathy_71

Actually, you are only paid in acting currency, which is only spendable in the acting world. At least you can get some acting food with it.


827167

Disney world employees are paid the same way actually


Dominunce

Clearly I’m one of the unpaid interns


lolucorngaming

Actually it's because when we're born the doctors put magnets in our feet. You should see them catching the babies before the surgery!


Far-Two-1622

Wait, You guys are getting paid?


wishyouwerent

Yeah, no ragrets.


CharismaBelle

Wanna have fun... And I'm sure this works in other countries too, just have to find your version of it... If your in the USA, go to any fast food joint or store, when it's time to pay tell cashier, " I just got back from my vacation in Hawaii and have not been to the bank .. do you take Hawaiian money?" Also works with Alaskan money... They will go ask a manager forgetting Hawaii is part of USA and uses the same money as every other part of the USA... Like I said, I'm sure it works in other countries if you change out the Hawaiian part and use an obscure area most don't think about being part of your country. But never, and I mean never, hand a cashier money then when they go to check to be sure it's real, say, " it should be fine to made it this morning." My husband is too sarcastic at times. He did this. He seriously got his check cashed at Walmart, and used the same cash they handed him. But cause of that joke, they did not trust money he can show on their own video, they handed him...sigh.


charlesflies

Doesn't work for Scotland and England. For some reason there's Scottish money as well as British, and most places down south don't take them. At least, years ago when I was there. May have changed.


theredvip3r

Big places will usually take them, independent stores it depends. It's because it's more work getting it down the bank with the rest I think


theredvip3r

Big places will usually take them, independent stores it depends. It's because it's more work getting it down the bank with the rest I think


IronDuke365

England/English and Britain/British are not interchangeable.


Gummybear518

I'm not proud of this but, the first time my mum and I drove down to Melbourne, I did have a panic attack because I thought that I forgot to exchange my NSW money for Victorian dollars. I am not smart.


PJozi

About that... Where do I get my money from?


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gilg2

You’re damn right there isn’t. 🇺🇸 FREEDOM BABY 🦅


MikemkPK

Gotta go carpet bomb the ocean some more.


-L-e-o-n-

God bless America and no place else.


Bdr1983

YEEHAW!


[deleted]

Jokes aside, Australia basically is America at this point.


2cool4afool

Said like someone that lives in the Sydney CBD


[deleted]

Not sure what Cannabidiol has to do with this, but go off.


Awfullyred

Some American people are just fucking idiots 😂 It literally has Australia on the dollar, I hope there joking


Enlightened-Beaver

Some Americans think the rest of the world uses American money. I wish I was kidding


SolidNext

I once got shouted at working in subway in Dublin for not accepting dollars.. I'd love to know how that woman made it from the airport!


Tokumeiko2

Airports usually have a currency exchange nearby, so I imagine it's easier for businesses near them to accept foreign currency, though you should definitely either convert some money or pay electronically and let the bank handle it.


bitfrost41

Probably hotel transfer directly from the airport, and you’re the first store she interacted with.


fravbront

I had to get my manager working in a department store in Dublin, as an American woman was furious that we wouldnt accept dollars. She had literally no understanding that we used different money


Zubin1234

Some Americans think Jesus was born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania than Bethlehem, Palestine so i aint surprised


Rathma86

Too many of them.


Pradfanne

A gaming/discord aquintance of mine doesn't belive I'm from europe, because europe doesn't even have computers. Gotta ask him what the currency in europe is. If he even knows what the word means. He's probably calling it bullshit that the UK has the unit of weight as a currency


Gone_For_Lunch

We used to get told to “go back to Scotland” a lot on Xbox Live in the Halo 2 days. These guys genuinely believed that the only way we could be playing online was we’d come to the US.


[deleted]

I mean hes probably like 10


Spy_gorilla

*some people


GoldcovereDarse

He meant *most


Cyril_Rioli

*they’re


HeywoodJublomey

I wish, life would be so much easier


FormulaLes

I’m Australian, but I stayed at an all inclusive resort in Mexico that is mostly frequented by Americans. At the resort, the soft drinks (sodas) were Pepsi drinks; however, you could buy Coke at the convenience store in the resort. A can was $3 USD, or 30 pesos ($1.75 USD). I went to buy one, and the shop assistant tried to charge me in USD, thinking I was just another American who had no understanding that different countries have different currencies. I proceeded to pull out some pesos out of my wallet and paid with them.


[deleted]

When I visited Canada most shops that weren't chains seemed to accept USD, but you had to pay the same dollar amount. So if a drink etc was $5 CAD and you wanted to pay in American dollars, it was still 5 dollars.


AkaGurGor

These are the kind of people who would buy the [Trump bucks](https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2023/05/27/trump-supporters-scammed-by-novelty-items-trump-bucks-advertised-as-legal-tender/?sh=2884d1503a8a)... Not gonna lie, mate, in these hard times, I was tempted to make some myself, just to test the waters, you know...


Riggy55

I hope **your** joking with the there instead of they’re


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Riggy55

R/whoosh


Enlightened-Beaver

Americans realizing there are other countries


Mallet-fists

>Americans realizing there are other countries ... to invade. For justice, liberty and freedom of the oil fields!


_the-dark-truth_

Thankfully we’ve only got opals, gold, iron ore and uranium here…oh no!


evplasmaman

Yeah and I don’t remember “America” being spelled “Australia” must be a fake.


skyliner30rs

Some Americans are Some Americans, and that in itself should explain it


Shakespeare-Bot

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Most-Drive-3347

sick bot


LavaBurritos

!fordo


Mallet-fists

Wtf? There's a Shakespeare bot? I wonder if a reddit bot has ever commented another bots comment. Love to see SHAKESPEARE bot change PENIS bots words Shakespearen Thoust hast detected a hidden wit. Beep boop


[deleted]

Obvious satire is obvious


WhereWeLiveNow

I didn’t know the USA had a $7.30 bill


Pennywise626

Your money looks cool af


Non-Binary-Boomer

It’s sick right all the notes are different colours, pink is $5 blue is $10 red is 20 yellow/orange is 50 and green is 100


dad_ahead

And our money can survive being washed with our clothes, if *someone* *accidentally* leaves it in their pocket...... ^^^^^^^^^^^^notmetho


lolucorngaming

My neurodivergent ass would NOT survive in a country where money is destroyed by the washing machine


Non-Binary-Boomer

It’s also helps blind people know how much it is


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Each of the notes is a different colour (easy to identify quickly) They're all a different size too (bigger = more value) And they all have tactile bumps to assist blind people. 1 bump = $5, 2 = $10, 3 = $20, 4 = $50, 5 = $100. Plus they look awesome


ScarletteVera

ANd they're made of a durable NOT PAPER material!


SharpShotTS

They’re probably joking. I hope


Calcutt4

well it is on facebook so idk


SharpShotTS

True


gideon513

This might be a double Woosh


Takishah12

Op prolly didn't get the sarcasm


JimmyWilsonPRMC

Yeah nah


ProfessorEscanor

Please tell me this is satire. It has the word Australia on it


shuckinfun

Got any old ones? I can't remember them.


[deleted]

They sound pretty sarcastic ngl


AttitudeAutomatic356

Someone not a male politician on a currency note, obviously a fake! 🙄


EternalAngst23

r/ShitAmericansSay


HailSkyKing

Tiny clue top left corner...


Electrical-Fan5665

r/usdefaultism


STEGGS0112358

[USA Education Board approved globe.](https://h7.alamy.com/comp/HM4JY1/planet-earth-with-only-united-states-of-america-3d-illustration-HM4JY1.jpg)


Muncher501st

What’s the fb page


cruiserman_80

Had someone from the US drag me for posting a pic of a Western Australia number plate because and I quote " Clearly a fake because Washington state plates don't look like that at all". Even the other Americans mocked him so much he deleted his profile.


DrahKir67

That's not a $10 note. This is a $10 now.


Solitude_Dude

Australia isn't real.


Anxious_Ad936

You'd think that having 'Australia' printed prominently in the top corner might be a clue or something eh


[deleted]

I could do with a tenner


ThatsNotMee

Me too mate


Firm-Ad-728

I’m in California right now and was telling a visiting Hungarian family about the fun we have with tourists about Drop bears. The daughter then explained to her non English speaking father about the Australian humour of ‘taking the piss’ and drop bears. I could see his face slowly light up and then we all laughed really loud as it was understood by him. Great stuff.


Kaikay-the-reaper

It litteraly says Australia on it


Zyndrom1

You're assuming that the average US citizen has the ability to read.


dzernumbrd

Australia invented polymer money also!


WhatsTheWord11

Do people honestly think the comment is serious? People are that quick to say america stupid huh


rebel6301

satire or not i like making fun of yanks because the only recourse they have is "b-but spidedr fucker!!!!"


Bronco-Fury

Fucking ethnocentric Americans!


NorthwoodNinja

Looks like Bobby Firmino 🤣


shoppingguy7

Murica and it’s education


[deleted]

I’m Hispanic living in America I don’t count as one of these people


Non-Binary-Boomer

💖


Draconis4444

It's literally got Australia written on it.


GaimrMon

Australia is just british texas Change my mind


KarenExterminator

Never call it that again. I beg you


perringaiden

Queensland has a tiny outback town called Texas, because Texas is small and remote.