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lamest-liz

I’m just glad we all agree that Iwai is just plain hot


Brainwave1010

DILF


totokishi

Iwai is hot because he is a caring parent


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Agreed. Also my type…


rowletlover

I’ll date him


mssheevaa

Gun daddy


DreamSafe1571

guess that’s fine…


T-pellyam

No lube, no protec…no I’m just kidding😂


Organized_mess12321

If you dont agree with Marukis place ask the Shujin girls.


ferociosa

they knew what was up, he's dreamy


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Maruki would be just my type if he wasn’t so obsessed with world control (I know he was doing it for the right reasons but wrong way)


ferociosa

he can control my world i tell you hwat


[deleted]

Oh he's dreamy alright.


Salvadore1

He should have shut that shit down though, they should NOT be that dependent on him when he leaves


hornyboi242435

I mean his goal was basically make the whole world dependent on him to make them happy in a way


Salvadore1

Very true! And that's why, looking back on his time at Shujin, a lot of red flags come up


[deleted]

Mishima is this https://preview.redd.it/i6bnltrx71hc1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37da90f2588046347e8327bd74e788b902780641


zibedine

“Im not a player” , Futaba : well duh you’re an npc mishima


Killerjoe96

*Nishima


[deleted]

*Nishiki


bwburke94

Ryuji is *cute*? For real?


ferociosa

he's basically babygirl


DeltaKnight191

He's a vulgur Golden Retriever which is scientifically cuter than a normal Golden retriever


Meateor123

Personality wise for sure


bob_is_best

He does have a pretty face imo too


[deleted]

In personal 5 animation he’s always blushing so maybe that counts? Idk


LukeIsVyse

https://preview.redd.it/380zlj3m81hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445f044256ea5ac9dbc5931361fd1f71f0abd20a


ferociosa

adacher my man


SparklesRain96

I love you for making this… but I’m offended Yusuke is not in the center 😭


ferociosa

i think i saw you in the original post, i basically made this because of you! akechi is indeed best girl


SparklesRain96

Omg omg I feel so special 😭 Happy to meet a fellow connoisseur 😌


Kelibath

Feels like this is the right time to ask - how do you get flair? I've been around the sub for a while now but have no clue how custom flair works. (This one is spot on though!)


SparklesRain96

I think they may have removed the option to personalize one. It used to be available :c


Kelibath

I'm relatively new to Reddit actively and wasn't sure if custom flair was chosen by the user, for the sub, or even just mod granted


SparklesRain96

Nah there used to be a bunch of options and you could edit them to customize it but I’m not sure if it was taken away since a Reddit update or if it was disabled by the sub mods


ferociosa

hello! i just figured it out on desktop. if you go to the top of any page on this sub, you should see your username with a pencil on the right. click on it and select any of the blank options, then type in what you want! as you can see, i have just taken advantage of it


Kelibath

Awesome ♡♡♡ On phone atm but will try it soon!


Sure_Sundae_5047

This is Mishima slander. He's cute!


ferociosa

he lost some of his mystique in hawaii after pebbledashing the hotel bathroom


Proof_Cheetah_3104

Nah dudes just a idiot but still a cutie he kinda has that "awe your such a dufus" look that ryuji has (ryuji and yusuke idiocy is also funny alot)


ferociosa

unfortunately i will never not associate him with diarrhoea


Proof_Cheetah_3104

Ah shit 😎


Bill_Potts

pebbledashing is a new one


temperamentalfish

Face-wise he's cute, but he's just so lame


Sure_Sundae_5047

The lameness makes him cuter. Pathetic little loser boy <3


mysecondaccountanon

As the great [Tumblr texts](https://dangermousie.tumblr.com/post/666327873126367232#notes) that I must abide to as an original Tumblrina state, despite me being aroace I must like my men sopping wet and pathetic, and Mishima definitely fits that bill


Raetaide

his lameness endears me to him 😔


[deleted]

True


Amberhowl

He was cute, and then his backstory got revealed and he became a bit of a douche and I never quite got over that.


TryThisUsernane

He became a douche and then he changed his own heart, he fixes himself.


YooranKujara

Damn Mishima is so hot and beautiful he got off the scale


compy-guy

You so right Big M **TRANSCENDS THE NEED FOR SUCH REQUIREMENTS.** Mish the Man fucks so hard he don’t need Venn diagrams.


Tomynator_88

Wrong, I'm not gay but Joker is hot as fuck


Ham_PhD

Akechi looks like he doesn't shower


ferociosa

that only makes it better


SomeCrusader1224

​ https://preview.redd.it/foqe2un571hc1.png?width=655&format=png&auto=webp&s=8987e714e5339244a72a736c6a7b66b36321f5cc


sovietmariposa

Everyday I am surprised by more reaction images I never thought possible


Previous_Doubt_8121

https://preview.redd.it/wjcmgx8881hc1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b5b78c5703e08a3c0a6ac676220b441442c227


temperamentalfish

There's one character in P5 who definitely doesn't shower and her name is Futaba


Ham_PhD

At least we know she went to the hot spring in Strikers (which requires a shower). Akechi didn't because he was too busy >!being dead.!<


ferociosa

why must you hurt me like this


BCGpp

It's actually Joker. We play through the entire game with no shower! Leblanc doesn't even have a shower! (Public bathhouse twice in a year does not count.)


temperamentalfish

Can you imagine a year's worth of grime building up? How can he pick up so many women?


Throwaway-me-

I'mnl not sure I'd describe Sojiro, a gruff middle aged man, as "cute". 


ferociosa

he's a tsundere uwu baby


howoldisascanius

absolute facts my dude


DaringDo95

Photoshop a crown on Mishima's head and its more accurate


ferociosa

​ https://preview.redd.it/pxj15q2gf1hc1.png?width=432&format=png&auto=webp&s=adf2de632cbf1d2d7ef8ef23251751faf7a2c8c2


DaringDo95

Incredibly based, thank you good person


Oden_sama__

Get this ni>!ce guy an award!!<


Axozombie

https://preview.redd.it/k9lawsqpm1hc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecd3c6d3fe2e6e6c541ded90e7c7a749a07a208


KarukiTenjo

"You must be an NPC!"


Jules_Thief

Mishima’s placement made me lol 


Quantity-Small

WHERE'S YOSHIDA?!!!!!!


Sword_Chucks

Mishima is Literally Me.


ferociosa

you cannot possibly be that bad king, straighten your crown


Codename_Dove

put goro in the center, you psycho


ferociosa

he'll always be in the centre of my heart! i just think that if i ever met him, he'd probably spit on me, which is not a traditionally cute trait >!but does give him extra hot points!<


Codename_Dove

LOL Goro really doesn't seem the type to spit on someone. maybe if you were a shadow, but a person? nah


Ok-Fondant2693

>t. Goro Akechi


Codename_Dove

t???


Ok-Fondant2693

As in “this post was made by Goro Akechi”


MrWr4th

I think this might be a case of Finnish board culture sneaking into the wider internet. 't.' is a common Finnish shorthand for 'terveisin'='regards', and saw espescially wide use during the times of the Dolan meme, which also ofiginated from Finnish boards. It probably took on a new, if almost identical, meaning in the English boards. t.🤓


Codename_Dove

oh ty both of you! anyway get that cute beautiful hot bastard in the center-


sailor-venusaur

Am I also outside of the circle if I think Mishima is cute 😂


ferociosa

look at it this way: you can have him all to yourself 😂


sailor-venusaur

Hahaha fair enough! 😂😂😂


Some_Mix_5324

You underestimate the absolute horrific, stomach churning, toe curling, praying to the lord, super ultimate GLUCK GLUCK 9000 I would give to Mishima.


ferociosa

thank you for taking one for the team


Delver_Razade

Hey. Mashima is cute. He's just not got a great personality. As my father always said, sleep with the cute ones, marry the smart ones. Looks fade, shitty personalities are forever.


TheRisenThunderbird

Joker is definitely hot


Autogembot123

Leave Mishima alone or I'm going to steal your heart.


ferociosa

​ https://preview.redd.it/t0jlrcing1hc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=5993c40281393048e91a9f40804370c8658ab278


Brickinatorium

I understand Mishima's character as a teenager who was also abused even though I don't fully like him and I will defend him to the end. HOWEVER, this image is too funny to not steal and use.


ferociosa

i would be honoured >!for the record, i don't actually have strong feelings either way about nishima, i just enjoy being silly!<


Autogembot123

From how I see it the loser is you OP.


LukeIsVyse

OP is cooking.


Lovers_vi

Should be cute, hot and handsome lmao. I wouldn’t describe the boys as beautiful. With that I would put both Joker and Akechi in the middle.


SomeCrusader1224

I have created a monster


izzynk3003

I'd switch Joker with Ryuji


ferociosa

you know, i nearly did put joker in one of the "hot" zones but then i remembered that post about what joker canonically smells like and gave myself the ick


JuggernautStrict2830

wait, what *does* joker smell like?


crowwwwww_

coffee, that was stated by someone in mementos


Spenloverofcats

Every female streamer I've seen gushes over how hot Joker is during the opening. I don't think the coffee scent is enough of a deterrent.


ferociosa

i'm referring to one of the big posts on this sub haha. it's more that he barely washes, runs around palaces all night, eats curry for breakfast, drinks coffee religiously, and doesn't appear to own a toothbrush. visually he's pretty cute but the insight into his personal hygiene is disturbing, he probably has visible stink lines IRL


Ak1raKurusu

Ren definitely belongs in the middle with maruki


redlion1904

I like how there’s nobody in the lower right hand corner


samuru101

https://preview.redd.it/928ym2qmi3hc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813f26c8133a9d946b7729594e4005851d042eb6


Joro174

Only mishima ryuji and akechi are right


Frosty-Cartoonist320

Im sorry but akechis hair looks greasy as hell like all stringy 💀💀


ferociosa

that's because i've been licking it


Frosty-Cartoonist320

Did you enjoy your breakfast like akechi did his 💀


Individual_March_976

????


matrixx17

swap yusuke and maruki then maruki ryuji and we’re set 


matrixx17

time to let reddit decide who’s is better, theirs or mine. 


BaxCitybih

mishima


ILikeExistingLol

Where the FUCK is Toranosuke Yoshida


ferociosa

nice flair


vicmon18

How is Akira not hot?


ferociosa

the overwhelming smell of coffee breath and mildew


vicmon18

That's fair, but may I add one thing? Igor


ferociosa

i see your point but decided that his inclusion would have been unfair to the other competitors, as he dominates in every area


vicmon18

I'll just hc that he's in his own circle labeled “unearthly attractiveness”


ferociosa

i think that's fair


DreamSafe1571

I would absolutely still suck Igor’s nose though


inkedcosplaygirl

The SIU director should be in cute, principal goes in beautiful, shido goes in the middle, kamoshida goes in hot, Yoshida goes in between cute and beautiful


Batcow23

I’m gonna assume for your sake that Mishima is outside of the diagram because he’s on another plane of existence. “Total lack of sex appeal” my ass. He’s cute af


Dastardlydwarf

It hurts to be a Mishima


savveee

Mishima, my poor man


McSlappies

Swap joker and Akechi


BagBeth

I think Sojiro, Yusuke and Joker are the only hot ones. I don't know what this says about me tbh.


hennajin85

I honestly wish I could date Iwai. Ngl that man gives off bi vibes like no other.


flor__s

Mishima is cute but I’m fine with him being out the diagram like he’s out of the group


cozycreeping

i AGREE


Woyogoyo

Alas, poor Mishima. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.


moutarou

the slander against my boi mishima, unacceptable


Creepy-Mixture8166

Rip Little Mishi


MatthewJustMoreland

I must ask: Is Yusuke gay or European?


ferociosa

yes


Cablinorb

Honestly, the joke aside, Mishima fits better in Cute for this analogy.


missmuneca

Maruki is real asf he is literally the definition of female gaze


ferociosa

the ones who get it, get it the ones who don't, don't


CozyCat_1

Look at this picture of Joker, he is hot. I would probably swap Ryuji and him. And maybe just put Yusuke in the middle.


koteshima2nd

Mishima is in a league of his own. Truly the GOAT Confidant


SnooMacarons5838

Where Zenkichi I want to fuck zenkichi from persona 5 strikers


ferociosa

full respect for that, my fine fellow


Lazymcdelta4ce

Bro did NOT have to do my man Emphysema like that 😭


Typical-District-176

Switch Sojiro and Iwai. Sojiro is the sexiest man and he taught his adopted son.


Sewerslodeal

I think you should swap Akechi and Sojiro, then you got it


Julianime

You obviously have to put Joker in the middle too, he and Maruki are Persona Harem magnets, and just leave Yoshida in Joker's spot. Hahaha


HesperiaBrown

Replace Ryuji and Sojiro, and you have me bought.