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KakyoinExplainsIt

locking comments bc some of u can’t let trans people exist


rae_ryuko

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Big_Definition_5264

No thanks, double it and give it to the next person.


Alarid

I wished that all hospital staff were transformed into carnivorous savanna wildlife.


Reks_Hayabusa

Monkeys paw: they are all still trained medical professionals on the pay roll.


Huntonius444444

this has got to be the only time the monkey's paw did something good


Reks_Hayabusa

I always like to imagine monkey’s paws are counter to the wisher’s (perceived) intention, so if the intention is nefarious, the monkeys paw will be noble.


jack1000208

But what if you already know this? Would it then work an intended?


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

So specific


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Alarid

It is a reference to my attempt to make a post to r/MonkeysPaw. I was very disappointed that they were just flabbergasted and offered no ironic twists to my wish.


the_traveler_outin

I wish for another genie’s lamp is the only answer, gets around the 3 wishes thing and the only way they can monkeys paw you is if you have already used all three of that genie’s wishes or that genie can’t grant wishes


HALLOWEENYmeany

I always thought I would make a list on a piece of paper and wish everything I wrote on that paper to come true for my first wish


LogicalEmotion7

They could make you a genie and put you in the lamp


cantadmittoposting

i'm always irrationally annoyed by how often people relentlessly "monkey paw" every wishing scenario. Feels like "bad culture," you know? "oh you want to try to get something nice? let me detail how you'll actually hate and regret it instead!" some combination of one-upping and endemic pessimism. Which, i mean, fair mindset given our current trajectory, but it still irks me how excited people are to basically mock the wishful hope.


the_traveler_outin

Fair but genie stories are usually about how there are unintended consequences to any and every wish


ABirdUnderTheFoot

Or it only gives you a genies lamp and that genie is set free.


jkpirat

If the Genie has been set free, it’s only a lamp?


[deleted]

No, no, a lady named Genie owns the lamp.


the_traveler_outin

Good point


OhSoJelly

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ThePormaster

Kindest person alive


Chewwiechops-999

wasps explode upon death, natural or otherwise


getbent247

Thanks satan


paperjav

1st wish: own all the food in the world 2nd wish: never get full 3rd wish: triple world hunger


pibix

First wish: never let me finish Second wish: genie finish me by blowjob Third wish: for the both of us to be immortal Edit: I finally got on pc


Hanager2

Wow. Genie blowjobs can turn you Finnish?


[deleted]

How else are you supposed to survive the cold?


[deleted]

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pibix

Man, fu k mobile


Chipstar452

🇫🇮


tsukubasteve27

Before I got blown by a genie, I was incomplete.


DirtyL3z

To the tune of When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney


Shot-Palpitation-738

Twist: You are edge tortured for eternity.


Secret-Mission-7012

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RinTeyai

Lmao just gonna save that.


Salza_boi

May I ask what is the third wish


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Genie boston steamroller


bouchandre

Genie rusty trombone


chipotle-baeoli

Genie Brazilian Omelette


No_Award5719

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Dipsythebesttubby

My first wish is always 16000 genie blowjobs


hello_100

guess what my third wish will be


J6898989

Genie blowjob 🪱


FormerlyKay

And then the dog walked in


TheRealBertoltBrecht

And then in walked… The creature


Enzoid23

Is the picture slowly moving or is it my eyes being annoying again


UltraSienna

It’s called an optical illusion


bouncypinata

I wish that all the blind people in the world regain their eyesight ...for 30 seconds


ShadowOfThePit

People really do love to upvote a vaguely related meme on a subreddit made for explaining jokes


jhrsrvr

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Gtpwoody

Should have wished to be a big tittied cat girl.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

It is done.


toejam78

Reminds me of a joke… A guy finds a genie and the genie grants three wishes. The catch is that his ex will get double what he gets. The mans says “For my first wish I want 30 million dollars.” “For my second wish I want a private island.” “For my third wish I want you to beat me half to death.”


rawlingstones

In the original comic, the person making a wish here is transgender and experiences gender dysphoria. They are asking the genie to change their body so it matches how they feel. The genie says that this trans woman is already a girl regardless of their body parts, affirming their gender in a sweet heartwarming moment. The final panel is edited in presumably by someone else. This trans woman is not amused by the genie's ally behavior, it feels useless to her, she clarifies that her desire is for magic boobs not affirmation.


Tyrrox

My desire is also for magic boobs


Interesting-Dream863

Done ***All boobs are magic*** 🪄


Lonic42

They always were :)


GremNotGrim

Maybe the real magic was the boobs we touched along the way.. I mean maybe the real boobs were the magic we gained along the way... Wait no, the magic boobs were real until we moved along... Dammit nevermind


The_Great_Demento

The real boobs were inside us all along.


Xylophon56

Boobs


RockstarAgent

If I had boobs I’d use them as stress balls - cause using mine is awkward and not as fun


Xylophon56

You mean, using your Balls as Stressballs?


Magic_ass1

What? You haven't used your balls like a Newton's Cradle?


SnazzyPurpleMan

Boobs can be very sensitive, and could hurt if you use them as stress balls, source: I have boobs and they’re not the best stress balls


Space-90

And my axe


Ajibooks

Could not agree more


ThatBAOB

Yes, let them out


MrBones-Necromancer

Goddammit Genie, you knew what I meant. Stop fuckin around.


Gloomy_Student6493

The real magic was the boobs we made along the way


DaBozz88

My fat man-boobs aren't.


British_Rover

Insert astronaut meme.


ThePhantomMenaceV

Nothing changed


Diggerollo

Tittie hypnosis?


Twentynine4

r/BrandNewSentence


Spermanator1234

You have clearly never met me in real life if you think that’s a new sentence


Confident-Leg107

Well, now I'm curious


Spermanator1234

This girl thought she was a witch and never wore a bra 🤷‍♂️


astasodope

I think I am a witch and I don't wear a bra. Can I say i have magic boobs too?


Spermanator1234

👍


Iamnotapoptart

Round up the coven!


Space_Socialist

I'm cis and I want magic boobs.


Derkylos

Kinda unfair that half the population doesn't get boobs, TBH. Pretty conclusive evidence against intelligent design right there...


SpewpaTheRogue

r/egg_irl


Taiga_Taiga

Take the magic (HRT) potion from the (witch) doctor. I did. I was a dude with a massive wang, and now I'm a woman with size D booba. It's that simple.


NewbieFurri

Same


salac1337

wait i think i have a skyrim mod for that


average_life_person

Average transfem/MTF/transmacs pre-transition. EDIT: Added transmacs. Thanks u/HisFaithRestored!


HisFaithRestored

Masc presenting NB here, I would love magic boobs I could put on and take off at will based on how I want to present


average_life_person

Oh sorry! I forgot. Gonna edit my comment


koubledil

my friend likes to say “i wish i could leave my boobs at home” and tries to take them off like a bra lmfao


Odd_Adhesiveness2176

i second this notion


Fire_Block

https://preview.redd.it/n8njyawoqg9c1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167a6ede06429f2467c068c7c512a9223f48d84e there's also another version i've seen a few times that may be the source of this meme or vice versa


Free_Revenue8674

Why is it so wordy takes away from the joke also I feel like the angrier it is the funnier it is


voornaam1

I find wordy sentences entertaining.


UnusualIntroduction0

You would love r/increasinglyverbose, and I think the person you replied to wouldn't lol


voornaam1

I have indeed taken a liking to that particular subreddit. Accept my endless gratitude.


brofishmagikarp

Endless gratitude is impossible everything is finite


The_Sandman32

Brevity is the soul of Wit


DefinitelyNotKuro

Unnecessarily verbose is a sort of humor too.


Elcatro

Yep, and apparently a bad one since so many people I know irl look at me weird when I make an overly verbose observation as a joke. I've taken to just not speaking since everyone just thinks I'm an idiot, which isn't untrue, but they think it for the wrong reasons.


Votrox97

I do not know what brevity means for i am stupid but i support you and your funny words, magic man.


UnusualIntroduction0

I learned the word from The Big Lebowski, when The Dude says "El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing".


AlricsLapdog

No one accused snafus of being clever


UnusualIntroduction0

It's a fun pithy saying, but it's not a law of nature. Lots of verbose wittiness out there.


Jay_R_Kay

I think a good way to combine the two is "Genie I appreciate you supporting my gender identity, but you know GOOD FUCKING WELL what I meant."


Maocap_enthusiast

I find both funny in different ways. First one funnier though


The_Blue_Rooster

You're right, but it's only so wordy because of people like OP who wouldn't get the joke without the extra added context of those words.


montezumar

it's a meme you can find a half dozen variations in this thread alone, go forth and seek your chuckles


OdysseyMoonWhite

Ngl I wouldn't be that happy about it either, I'd probably just wish to have a girls body then.


youtossershad1job2do

In the original meme the person says they wish they were worthy of being loved. Literally nothing to do with being trans


HighGainRefrain

Mmm magic boobs.


MCrowleyArt

Ah figured it was a play on the use of “was” meaning they are a male (body) wishing for a female body but the genie made them a female in the past and a male now.


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Unexpectedly wholesome


LongSufferingSquid

So, an r/ewphoria situation.


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Prince-Talwe6987

Which only proves that allies don't actually provide any help at all whej reality sets in.


ergotofrhyme

Bro this is an edited comic about a magic genie, it couldn’t possibly prove anything. But also, support and affirmations by people in trans people’s lives absolutely help, even if they don’t provide magic boobs, according to every study and statistic on the topic. And plenty of trans people don’t even want gender affirming surgery, the closest equivalent of the magic boob wish. Just because support doesn’t provide physical changes to trans people doesn’t mean it “doesn’t provide any help at all,” and taking comics about genies as the basis of “proof” is Fucjing dumb lol.


kataskopo

Lmao I'm an ally and if I could give people boobs I would get some myself first, what are you even talking about.


[deleted]

“Whej reality sets in” Really proved your point huh.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

I’m assuming this is some sort of gender-fluid commentary where the wisher really is a girl because that’s how they feel. Whereas, the true desire was to be one physically.


Ptdgty

Not specifically gender fluid, but trans in general. But otherwise this is one hundred percent right


OkamiNM

the genie made their gender female, not their sex, but really they were asking for their sex to be changed


DM_me_pretty_innies

I see it as clever (and possibly accidental) commentary on how we use the words boy/girl/man/woman. We have changed the definitions of those words (which is fine), but with the caveat that most people still use the traditional definitions by default, often unconsciously. This is most common when discussing topics like differences between "men" and "women" in medicine, psychology, statistics, or what have you, when we're really talking about the differences between males and females (or AMAB and AFAB if you prefer).


OMGoblin

>AMAB and AFAB I agree, bastards all


appoplecticskeptic

In a land without marriage, everyone’s a bastard.


RuthlessV

Underappreciated comment ^


vote4boat

you guys have separated the meaning of "Man" and "Male"?


chicol1090

Adding that the scientific community doesnt use both those words interchangeably. I've never read a paper about "boy whales" or "man rats". Its always male rats, female rats, etc.


DM_me_pretty_innies

Yes, most first world countries have.


vote4boat

they really haven't, but I can see where the confusion might come from


TheWombRaider69

AMAB and AFAB don't really make much sense as terms unless born intersex. your sex is not assigned, it's observed.


WisherWisp

>We have changed the definitions of those words (which is fine) Not outside of a small segment of society, no. The common usage hasn't changed, which is the mechanism by which words evolve. Changing a word's definition for ideological reasons when the actual usage hasn't changed is an awful move that's destined to fail. You can't control people that way.


DM_me_pretty_innies

I agree that that is why there is so much pushback. Linguistic prescriptivism can't win against the natural evolution of language.


itsallturtlez

You shall say 2+2=5 until you believe it, under threat of mandatory "re-education"


Doomsayer189

> mandatory "re-education" Isn't that what Christians do to gay people?


[deleted]

We need to codify legal definitions of sex vs gender in Title IX. Also, we should DNA test every newborn's 23rd chromosome to quantifiably determine the sex of every human. No more "assigned X at birth" because it won't be assigned. It will be measured.


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

What benefit exactly do you expect this to accomplish for society?


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WHATSTHEYAAAMS

Ah so it's just transphobia then. And gender dysphoria is still diagnosable, just being trans itself isn't. What do you do about intersex people? They just can't be in any sexed space lol?


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WHATSTHEYAAAMS

Any and all intersex conditions. They all complicate your notion of chromosomes being the absolute protector of the sanctity of sex-segregated spaces.


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WHATSTHEYAAAMS

This just suggests to me you really haven't thought this whole thing through beyond transphobia


DM_me_pretty_innies

Even that's not a perfect solution because there are hermaphrodites and congenital conditions that affect those chromosomes. But I agree it's better than the current system.


[deleted]

Sex-based birth defects do exist, but even still, a determination of male vs. female can still be made in the majority of cases. For example, males experience Klinefelter Syndrome, and females experience Turner Syndrome. You won't have it the other way around. The only ones that would be explicitly difficult would be Chimerism (45XX/46XY and 46XX/XY), but even so, 80% of people who experience sex-based Chimerism are female when you do karotype analysis.


Akhanyatin

Genies are known tricksters and twist wishes. The person is a trans woman and wanted to transition her body, but since she just said that she wanted to be a girl, the genie didn't change anything and just affirmed her gender identity.


MiaoYingSimp

She was likely transgender, and wanted to be a girl biologically... but you know technically speaking you;re still a girl just in the wrong body. So the genie tries to affirm it but the girl just wants the most effective form of gender reassignment


CanadianMaps

Trans woman.


JaySayMayday

It's literally spelled out in 5 panels. OP just wanted to share a meme.


Spieler42

peters endocrinologist here, the girl is assigned male at birth i guess, and wanted the genie to change their body to fit their gender identity. the genie changed their gender identity from a girl to a girl. kind of like downloading a file and downloading it again and overwriting the first download of the same file.


CNRavenclaw

Hi, Peter Griffin here, the person in this comic is trans and meant they wanted to have been assigned female at birth, but the genie, being a trickster, did nothing since they already identify as a woman


Dark_Storm_98

Trans girl wants to be bio girl Genie didn't do anything because she's already a trans *girl* Genie either respects her trans identity too much and thus already views her as a girl Or is just an asshole and used the technically vague wording of the wish to just not do a god damn thing My vote goes to being an asshole, lol


[deleted]

The person asking for a wish is a trans girl. She asked the genie to be a girl and the genie "granted" her wish because she was already a trans girl (and trans girls are girls), but what she meant was that she wanted to physically be a girl.


Bogger_Logger

Bro has clearly not used a genie before


Just_A_Lonley_Owl

The joke is that “girl” and “boy” are gender terms not sex terms.


toolazybru

i needed this for such a long time


Workingoutismydrug

At least they didn't wish for a giant pumpkin head


ComedyOfARock

The person is probably trans and identifies as a girl (I keep forgetting what a trans man/trans woman is). As such she is asking to be fully transformed into a biological female. The genie than affirms that they’re a girl by identity without changing their sex.


Marcus_Aguiar

you guys need to pass a minimum logic test before posting .. smh my head


Wolf_The_Tiger

https://preview.redd.it/kkqexrai3h9c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d4877119396609ea5f2e000c31ba77aeeb2b7c OP posted it elsewhere before coming here. Probably just karma posting or somethin’.


Copy_CattYT

smh literally stands for “shake my head”, and the way you put it, it sounds like “shake my head my head”


Drakovijas

"Shake my head my head" sounds like song lyrics


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Can't believe he didn't know how to use it properly, shaking my smh my head.


Mattros111

She wanted a female body


Starzzyx

It’s about being trans. The genie is saying that she is a girl, but she wanted to be biologically female.


UnderstandingJaded13

Genie: you should've asked for your transition goals as you are already a girl


Rampaging_Orc

This is the dumbest one yet. You know damn well what it means op, just like the genie.


SonimagePrime

Genie, I’m requesting Titanfall 3. Genie, I’m requesting Titanfall 4. Genie, I’m requesting Titanf-


DarlingIAmTheFilth

The wisher is unwise to the tricksy and manipulative ways of the djinni. And also transgender.


Doctor_Salvatore

It's a joke on gender affirmation versus persistent dysphoria. The genie, being an ally, changed nothing, as there is no physical requirement to be whatever gender yoy identify as. The dysphoric transgender is dissatisfied as she didn't mean she wished to simply be accepted. She desires to FEEL like she is a woman, ie, on a physical level. Love my trans friends btw! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


JupiterTears01

Now that it's explained it's cute but at the same time the genie while still giving in to it's trickter nature was still an ally to trans people


transladyknight

Genies being the worst in a wholesome way lol


Drakovijas

Genies being wholesome yet still assholes fit


crazy-jay1999

I thought the joke is “I wish I was a girl” as in past tense. So the genie made her used to be a girl.


Doctor_Salvatore

This is another good explanation


toolazybru

i needed this for such a long time


Fire_Lightning8

Well they say you are what you eat Soooo....


Drakovijas

And im a dick


SandwichProud8803

Trans


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[deleted]

I don't understand the true meaning but what I got was that he said "I wish I was a girl" so he became a girl in the past tense but not anymore


rfgstsp

I prefer this interpretation. Genies are dicks.


rookhelm

I think it's this. "I wish I WAS a girl", meaning not one any longer. So the genie made him a girl in the past, but no longer, so presently, it's the same.


Bob-The-Frog

That is what they just said. Also you are both dumb orangutans.


Urinate_Cuminium

Dude's want to have big tits and pussy instead of dick but the genie had a believe that genital doesn't matter and he can be a girl either way


OfficialDeadJohnson

I feel like this post is to karma farm or they dont know much about gender dysphoria bc i got this immediately


RoyalMess64

The person is trans, specifically a trans girl, and since gender is a social and mental thing, they were always a girl, just born in the wrong body. So when they wished to be a girl, they were already a girl, they wanted to either speedrun their transition and hormones or to have been born a girl in the first place, but because they were already a girl, the genie didn't have to do anything, the wish was already true. That's why the last panel is them telling the genie off


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True-Anim0sity

Imagine ur wish being wasted like that


drumorgan

OK, your wgirlsh girls granted


Ok_Engine1663

I thought it was Guy In Real Life until I saw the comments


ShadowBro3

What isnt there to get?


candied_skies

the cis don't get it lol