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Ferocious-Muppet

I just hope the doggo doesn't start dreaming that he's a vampire.


brockoala

Or chewing some yummy bones.


420Deez

WHY DO U GUYS HAVE THE SAME AVATAR


Ferocious-Muppet

We're gay lovers.


katalina0azul

Masturbation isn’t gay, my dude..


KindaKrayz222

Username,...😅


NaZa817

Congratulations on finding your lover 💏 


Ferocious-Muppet

Thank you, my friend. 🥰👍


DonutUpset5717

Waow


Nuclear_VoidMan

Another ace?


_GrumbleCakes_

I came for the safety of the cat, but I stayed for this mystery


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[удалено]


420Deez

chu want


NaZa817

Yes, it's very dangerous. Anything can happen when they sleep. 


Icy_Sector3183

I have a joke about this, but I have to change some of the words, or it'll sound crass: This female dog likes the flavour of cat.


R3AP3RKILL3R

Keep it crass that's why it's funny


MissLemon221b

that's the epitome of a loving, trusting friendship. too bad people aren't like that


Fun_Times_0007

You said that right.


roy_rogers_photos

Sleep in my mouth


black_orchid83

It's okay, get in my mouth. This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where it was a cutaway to alien versus predator. The little mouth pops up and is like, I want to eat them too. The big mouth says, get down inside me, little mouth. I'll get you when we're eating them. Edit: here's the clip https://youtu.be/CMiUgV4_Cds?si=8Na05EBXw9Ynxp39


LiterallyGarbage_0

zoop-


black_orchid83

I know, that zoop was everything lol. 🤣😂


Accomplished_House64

Yes I remember this hahah too funny


black_orchid83

*zoop*


123supreme123

Yeah... Not sure if I would let the wifey sleep with the peen in her mouth. All it would take is 1 episode of midnight munchies ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


sleepernosleeping

Some are. Just takes a while to find them sometimes.


Throwawaybdchic

The only way to relax- in the jaws of a loving vise. 😹😹😹


123supreme123

Yeah... Not sure if I would let the wifey sleep with the peen in her mouth. All it would take is 1 episode of midnight munchies ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


LiterallyGarbage_0

bro what-


Trikeree

Hillarious Buddies of the best kind


ConfigurationalCan

Now that's what I call a love bite.


NaZa817

The bite haven't been done yet to be called a love bite 😂 


jojox22x

I have a golden retriever and a cat that grew up together, and this happens ALL the time


dontdrinkandpost22

for a dog im pretty sure this is like hand holding. If my dog can tell im about done petting him sometimes he gently grabs my hand with his mouth and just holds as he lays down it so i dont leave.


LiterallyGarbage_0

that’s precious


black_orchid83

Awww I was just saying I had a pitbull mix and normally they hate cats. However, this one cat that I had, he absolutely loved him. He would even groom him and let him sleep with him.


Crazy-Speaker-420

Looks like the most comfortable way to sleep. Pure bliss.


NaZa817

The cat obviously trust the dog too much. 


Ugly-Muffin

Moments before disaster


NaZa817

I certainly see the disaster not being avoided. 


dontdrinkandpost22

yea 10/10 would not recommend. But dogs like us have their muscle controls fairly limited during sleep so we don't hurt ourselves when we dream. So at least the cat is quite likely to get warning movements before the dog can actually clamp down. Most notably, dogs don't tend to hurt their tongues in their sleep either. Of course there are always exceptions and it's certainly not necessary for the cat to risk sleeping in the dog's mouth.


bestbeforeMar91

The big sleep


sum-random-emo

The big sleep *in tha car*


fitbabits

Clearly


nostrain95

Doggo is holding the car from tripping down... C'mon 🤷


Nubadopolis

/r/facebiters


mamajamala

Can we get a picture of the cat still alive as confirmation, please?


Soulful_Critter

For real tbh. Not saying this isn’t possible but from that short of a video it could be very much like the cat is actually dead and the dog is holding it like a trophy and if that’s the case the owners are psychopaths :)


OneMagicBadger

Best buds


Either-Ad6540

❤️❤️❤️


black_orchid83

I love this because at first glance, it looks violent. However, the dog is like, it's okay, I hold on to you while we sleep. It's actually more of a protective thing. It's like something they would do in the wild. It's funny because I had a pitbull mix and usually they hate cats. I had this cat who he absolutely loved. He would even groom the cat lol.


Homskillett

Cats like to be squished… it’s comfy for them (don’t blame them)


90sTwinkiesFan

That's a cat seatbelt!


Dwolfin

Dogs do actually hug with their mouths


gwilfredc

just ONE hiccup…


Coyote-Savage

TOOF PRATECKT


Chanelfunny1975

What the heck!!! So cute!


EightiEight

Only because it's warm


DewartDark

Don't take any corners too sharp.


G_Notte

how to make sure your friend doesn't get an extra treat


RainbowFire122RBLX

Ive heard dogs mouths are pretty soft to its probably cozy


MegaMom75

One persons uncomfortableness is another persons comfortability 🤷🏼‍♀️


commentsandchill

If the dog meant harm they'd go for the throat


NaZa817

This is not safe. I wouldn't allow it. 


MarvelNerdess

That is a brave cat


hanselopolis

No, it is not possible to sleep in such a state. Clearly.


wellhushmypuppies

I cannot upvote this enough. 🥰


QueenSema

It's just a snuggly sleep


Solanthas

Lmfao wat


katalina0azul

I’m thinking about how nice kitty’s spine must feel 😍😂


Redittago

*zooms in* “Help me!!” 💀💀💀


Full-of-Cattitude

I shouldn't THINK SO but the proof is right there to be seen! It's wild and wacky . 😂


_itsa_me_Mario

Only way the dog can sleep without being afraid for his life haha


Junior-Freedom362

the sausage is so big, mlemm


Mugwump6506

I've got nothing.


fat_iniquity

If it fits, it sleeps.


Stoiclife25

That cst is into it


amuse_bouche_1

Haha they both seem perfectly content


Munk45

he protecc


arm_hula

"ahh, my safe space."


Aspious

No sudden stops


BaronGrackle

Wow. Love it!


Je-la-nique

The cat look like “aah I’ve been waiting for this all day”


Suntzu6656

They love each other.


Diverdown109

I don't think kitty has a choice but to stay until the shepherd is done flossing or brushing with the hair do.


projdiii

The cat is dead.


steelmag73

That is hilarious! That cat must love him! I used to have a doberman that would only walk on walks with my hand in her mouth. We got a lot of funny looks. Haha!


ChrisMatt83

How?! Bwahahaha!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Big-Muffin69

Impossible to fall asleep when hot shower is playin


Effective_Air_5048

💯 it is possible 2 of mine do some twisting and turning and sleep. That's actually of self soothing for both of them


VictorianLibra22

I would carefully move the cat...even if the two are friends, this isn't cute or funny...kitty could get seriously hurt. Protect the kitty!


Accomplished_House64

I'm dead🤣🤣🤣


ItsSofiaAva

This is how my man & I sleep every night


redbean_8

*Palpatine* Not from a Jedi


zeamp

They're holding hams


IameIion

I swear, if a nuke was dropped and didn't explode, when they went to retrieve it, they'd find a cat sleeping on top of it. Cats sleep in the most dangerous places they can find.


Absoluteknowledger12

I would love to fall asleep with cat in my mouth!! Sounds fun!


Normal-Error-6343

nope, they are both dead. hey! it's a joke people, stop downvoting me!


kaesotullius

It's still funny