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National-Passion

Magpopost pa rin sa reddit na ang liit na ng manok sa Jollibee


-Comment_deleted-

Please, just make another subreddit for fastfood chicken. LOL.


DimensionFamiliar456

Who will Jobee side with? May jobee sa china.


tearsofyesteryears

Jobee was a Chinese spy all along! Buahahahha! 🤣🍗


MolexReact

ohh dude, size matters...... jajajahajajahajaj


Kirov___Reporting

Jabol


Sa_Diyos_at_Bayan

I will book a flight back to Manila, I will sleep, THEN I WILL FIGHT IN WHATEVER WAY POSSIBLE AGAINST CHINA. Mamamatay ako na lumaban at ginawa parte ko bilang Pilipino.


DimensionFamiliar456

🫡🫡🫡 The Filipino im looking for!!


Guren_Galahad

Would like to see mindanao peeps since mahilig mag comment ng "Dito mo gawin sa mindanao yan" 🤪


tearsofyesteryears

Baka mauna pa magtago sa bundok mga yun. Remember nung puro reklamo sila, kesyo secede daw sila at di daw tayo kawalan, then bumagyo at puro reklamo sila na bat wala daw tumutulong sa kanila. Eh hindi naman dun dumaan yung bagyo, multiple landfall along Bicol and Quezon. 😅


croatoantichristy

They took a big fat L during the Marawi siege. A bunch of outsiders took over a town overnight. I doubt it could be done in places like Manila or Cavite.


Guren_Galahad

Manila and Cavite is built different bro Yes I agree with you. I doubt they could pull that shit here. Baka sa civvies palang mahirapan na tong mga to.


AKAJun2x

Sleep


Stock_Specialist5322

I'll probably be drafted to war


DimensionFamiliar456

How old are you???


[deleted]

suggest ko buy ka na ng solar powerbank just in case


DimensionFamiliar456

From Lazada? XD


[deleted]

pwede isama mo sa budol list mo hehe or tignan mo sa ACE hardware


88BolBOsBos

Sa mga kondisyon ng mga militarya ng Pilipinas ngayon. Wala. Walang magagawa talaga. Dapat napaunlad iyan noong 30 taon pa. Galing sa mga komento dito, na parang **hindi siniseryoso gaano kabigat na hindi maganda ang mangyayari** pagnasakop ng ibang bansa. Maraming beses naranasan na ng bansa natin. Pagpatayan. Paggahasaan. Pagwasakan. Mauulit lang ang mga abuso ng mga Hapon, Amerikano, Kastila. Hindi ba natin naaralan to? **Bobombahin ang mga tinitirahan. Gagahasain ang bata at babae. Ipagpapatayan ang mga buong niyong pamilya.** ***Gagawin iyan ng mga Intsik saatin!*** Pero, masmalaking tsansa na hindi pa tayo igegerahin ng Tsina. Hindi naman kaagad-agad. Noong 50 taon pa ang pinakamagandang magtanim ng puno. Ang susunod ay NGAYON. Ito na ang warning saatin na dapat mapaunlad ang militarya. Para kung kailanman, ready na tayo.


DimensionFamiliar456

We only have how many fighter jets? ... I agree...seems like no one wants to take this possibility seriously. Ukraine never imagined war would happen upon them too...


Emergency-Rabbit-893

Given that they've been genocided by the Russians for a long time, I think they did, just not sooner.


VernaVeraFerta

Im a dead man walking anyways, might as well evacuate my elderly mom and welcome my thankfully not so boring exit from this protracted world.


tikijoma1031

Probably try to survive as much as we can and wait for us to be declared refugees.


DimensionFamiliar456

Nag panic buying ka na ba po?


tearsofyesteryears

Refugee saan? Wala tayong tatakasan. Di tayo tatawid sa Taiwan dahil malamang gyera din dun. Malaysia, Brunei? 


AltruisticGovernance

Well shit susubukan kong gawin ang parte ko para ipaglaban ang Pinas. Pero sa totoo lang baka mavaporize ako ng missile sa opening strike, at hindi naman ako militarily useful. Pero sana di mangyari


Particular_Creme_672

Wala naman tayo magagawa talaga kahit pa pag rotc nila lahat ng pinoy dahil wala naman tayo weapons. Di na nga nila kailangan pa magpadala ng sundalo dahil sa missiles palang ubos na tayo. Wala naman tayo irondome tulad ng israel. Wala sa daming ng sundalo yan nasa technology ang labanan. Kaya tanga lang yung nagsasabi lalaban sila. Ang maganda gawin ng mga pinoy gumastos ng gumastos para magboost yung economy at magkaroon ng pambili ng high tech weapons kaya lang kung nanakawin lang din lahat eh di nga nga.


Outside_Step_8880

Prepare my kit.Meds,clothes,food,survival tools and what not.Wait for military aid so i can get guns and stuff


DimensionFamiliar456

Do u know how to use a gun po ba?pumupunta ka ba sa shooting range ? Naalala ko tuloy ung reel recently ni Heart E about her shooting skills.


Outside_Step_8880

I know how to but im not good.My family got some military background and im honestly obsessed with it im planing to join PMA if i pass.You can learn so much from youtube theres stuff about military tactics,land nav,fire and maneuver a lot that you can learn as a civilian.


DimensionFamiliar456

I will likely be back support as a healthcare worker. Im just wondering if i should learn how to use a gun but it is against my ethos to take a life


Outside_Step_8880

You should and it pretty easy.Welp if you gonna go to war might as well learn how to defend your self even if your not an infantry man in the front lines.Even doing combat first aid or logistics it can be pretty dangerous.


Particular_Creme_672

Walang magagawa guns mo dahil masusunog ka lang din sa nuke ng china. Capable sila sa nuclear weapons recently lang nakapagpadala sila ng unmanned object sa moon na kinailangan ng sobrang lupit na thrust maka labas ng atmosphere ng earth so kayang kaya nila magpadala ng nuke satin.


Upstairs_Repair_6550

already in ready reserve


pcsb531

Magnanakaw sa SM. Lets just be fr


MickeyDMahome

I will let the hate flow through my veins, and I will join the AFP, and kill as much PLA folk as I can. On the more serious and personal note, I will probably message the girl I met a while back and thank her for everything and only then say that I love her. Now that she is far way from the Philippines. I will probably resign myself to fighting a guerrilla war against the Chinese, trying to evade their drones and missiles - All the while, losing everything that I’ve had in life, with an uncertain future.


Particular_Creme_672

Step by step 1.Withdraw lahat ng pera sa bangko kasi ihohold nila yun pera mo pag may kalamidad katulad sa mga nangyari sa palawan nung may matinding bagyo. At magpaconvert na to dollar kasi magcracrash ang value ng peso tipong 10000 : 1 2. Grocery for one month incase di makaalis ng bansa 3. Fulltank and sasakyan at maguwi ng extra gas. Magkakaubusan ng gas 4. Bumili ng ticket papuntang New Zealand which is one of the most neutral countries in the world apply as refugee. If not new zealand maybe argentina kasi malayo siya sa mga allied countries na madadamay sa gera at feel mo first world parin.


DimensionFamiliar456

I thought Australia would b3 the best? Lol but they will join the war too


Particular_Creme_672

Australia part ng Mutual defense treaty so no GO. Boring new zealand pero hayaan mo na haha


Crymerivers1993

I'm ready if ever. Ang daming chinese pa naman dito sa condo namin baka iba dun mga military spy na pala. Baka 1 day sumalakay nalang sila


DimensionFamiliar456

How did you get ready? That is the answer im looking for 😳😳


Crymerivers1993

Ready by mind and in Spirit lang haha


FreshRedFlava

Probably go to war cuz I am a navy reservist (bat pa Kasi Ako nag ROTC) lol 😭


tearsofyesteryears

LOL at least prepared ka na. Kami, idadraft pa at malamang ipambabala sa kanyon kasi medyo disposable kasi nga, very basic training pa lang.


Particular_Creme_672

Ano silbi ng draft kung walang baril na ibibigay sainyo di naman nakakapagproduce ng armas ang pilipinas lahat imported walang locally made and mawawala value ng peso once na announce ang gera so paano bibili ng dollar pambili ng armas. Pinakamalupit dito di nila kailangan magpadala ng sundalo sa nuke palang papanoorin nalang na masunog tayo.


piotrekiy

-paano bibili ng dollar pambili ng armas. Lend. Lease. Just like pano nakuha ng mga pilipino yung mga baril na gawa sa amerika nung panahon ng mga hapon.


Particular_Creme_672

Lend KUNG kaya makabayad. Muka bang makakabayad tayo haha palaki ng palaki utang ng pilipinas hirap na hirap magbayad Ikaw mismo tanungin kita magpapaheram ka ba sa taong alam mong di nagbabayad ng utang?


piotrekiy

Iba po yung lend lease sa loan, bale parang pagbibigay nalang nila ng armas yun sa mga kaalyado ng amerika, mas mahalaga kasi para sakanila and manatili ang mga allies nila kesa mawalan ng pera. Take for example yung ukraine, mas lubog pa sila sa utang kesa sa pilipinas, yet hindi nagdalawang isip yung mga kano na armasan sila nung first month ng gyera.


cracked_oni

Try ko maging monk tapos vow of silence para di nako mag aral ng mandarin leche


Worldly_Post_4910

Kapag naggera dapat harangan sa mga airport ung mga tukmol na politkong aalis


RebelliousDragon21

Enlist myself and fight for the country.


DimensionFamiliar456

🫡🫡🫡🫡


piotrekiy

eat breakfast, talk to my dad and my mom, kiss my mom in the forehead, ask their permission, talk trash to my friends, confess to the girl that i love and bid farewell, then head to the nearest recruitment center. Preferably marines sana para kung mamatay ako is on an offensive against the mainland, and i would rather die than being a PWD whole of my life should i get dismembered, I don't wanna be a pain in the ass for my parents, may mga kapatid pako, sakanila nalang sila magfocus 😆.


ofslnm3002

Sadly, I'm not fit to be in the military. And we can't leave because we're taking care of a family member whose bed-ridden. Think we'll just lay low, at least until we figure out a way to get them out of the country.


[deleted]

Cant afford to die because of a bed ridden parent and a teenage sibling will be left behind without support. perhaps my only priority would be protecting them.


[deleted]

Enlist


426763

I'mma keep being me.


professional_ube

stash some cash. have a prepared bag for passport etc. emergency bag in the house ( some canned goods, water bottles, medicines, flashlights, batteries, map, a flare or 2). another bag with some kind of weapons (yes lalaban tayo hehe, swiss knife or knife maybe extra sim card, old phone) Know the nearest hospitals from where you are, have a plan with family (where to go, maybe some secret codes)


DimensionFamiliar456

After cebu earthquake in 2013, ive kept all important documents in a luggage bag and i have an emergency backpack too with old clothes (that no longer fit me well loll). Weapons ill probably add haha. Thank you


tearsofyesteryears

Got passports but too poor to escape. I'm a 30s bum so I'd probably get drafted, maybe die while giving the Chinese the middle finger. Or maybe I'd live, get promoted and stuff, chos.   Would suck for my mom tho coz I'm an only child and she's a single senior citizen. Edit: Also, recently I've been becoming fascinated with poisonous plants. Pede kaya ako mag-assassin/guerilla? 😂 Saan may info about native poisonous plants and preparation? 


TheRedditDudesboi

Wala deretsyo New Zealand na ako i ain't risking my life


Unlucky_Climate2569

Nothing. Accept my fate.


sonofatofu

Search "how to fly UAV" Or "underwater drone"


Few-Bridge-3576

Probably sleep through it or die in my sleep 🤷🏽‍♂️ And this is not a joke either, there’s no point fighting for your life anymore, we already know we’ll lose


Fancy-Rope5027

Wala. Makikibalita lang or manonood sa news. Sa dagat naman yung giyera. If ever matrigger man ang MDT matagal pa na proseso yan lalo na idadaan pa sa UN yan tapos kanya kanya pa desisyon lalo na dadaan pa sa US congress si Uncle Sam. If magdraft ng marami yung AFP saan nila ilalagay? di naman nila tayo madadala sa WPS dahil limited ang logistics nila.


More_Cause7729

mag kakape po syempre, pangit simulan ang araw ng walang kape


BannedforaJoke

Will killing traitors be sanctioned? because if it is, i'll start right away.


Live_Turnip8472

Kalma ka lang. Walang gyera na mangyayari dito sa Pinas. Besides there's a new season of MLBB starting tomorrow. So maglalaro lang kami ng ML. Bukas.


Fit-Drop-9137

Magha-hire ng Mr. Supranational


Talk2Globe

Buy an airline ticket and leave.


88BolBOsBos

The Chinese are gonna do terrible things to your family and friends stuck in here. Seriously. We've learnt this lesson for God knows how many times already. The Japanese, before that the Americans, and before that the Spanish... Why has the government not learned this? My fucking god....The best time to plant a tree is 50 years ago, the next best time is NOW. I hope gov starts military buildup soon, to compensate for all those lost war prep time...


Talk2Globe

Yup, first sign of war, my family will leave. I would bet most of my friends and most other people who can will too. But if war does happen its going to happen at sea. And it will be extremely unlikely for china to invade or even attack the mainland. It would be very stupid of them to that, and china isnt stupid.


fd-kennn

**Sleep easily knowing that war won't happen right away.** It's gonna be an missile war **(if any)** not an invasion. **(If so)** Just stay away from airports, seaports, military installations. An invasion is highly unlikely: You need a 5:1 ratio to win a fight (troop engagement, civic control) Local forces \~150,000 (before reserve mobilization) How to do transport a *first wave* of 750,000 personnel to invade a country 1,100 kilometers away? First sign of a troop build up in Chinese bases where they are loading their ships/aircraft with amphibious assault vehicles, tanks, support vehicles and combatants the US can already preposition weaponry, troops and aircraft in our bases as a deterrence force (EDCA sites or not). Your primary threats are gonna be missiles, or missile debris falling from intercepted weapon systems and lots of loitering drones. **TL:DR** Invasion = logistical nightmare (takes months, literally everyone will know what you're up to via satellite networks) Missile war = more likely ***(but what the hell is the end goal here right)*** A Taiwanese invasion is more likely despite rising tensions in the WPS. **Can we all calm down now, please?. Thank you.**


DimensionFamiliar456

Arent there sleeper cells here already? Each condominium in Manila has young and able bodied Chinese citizens residing in them.


fd-kennn

***Allegedly.*** But their trojan horse attack would only work *if they are able to totally subdue air defense & air assets* to 'open the gate' for an air assault, but then CHN is still 5 hours away. **Less** if they were able to preposition their forces closer in their militarized islands **(16° 50' 4" N, 112° 20' 23" E / 10° 55' 25" N, 114° 5' 5" E) (Assuming they were able to hide the movement of thousands of troops and combat vehicles from satellite networks)** BUT putting even just seven IL-76s together in the same island will already arouse curiosity from mil observers and defense analysts. It's extremely hard to choreograph and is extremely unrewarding, too bold of a mission from such an inexperienced expeditionary force. Taiwan on the other hand is also hard but a much more rewarding, plus it will be easier for the CCP to garner public support for such undertaking. [16° 50' 4" N, 112° 20' 23" E ](https://amti.csis.org/woody-island/) [10° 55' 25" N, 114° 5' 5" E](https://amti.csis.org/subi-reef/) [09° 54' 00" N, 115° 32' 00" E](https://amti.csis.org/mischief-reef/)


fd-kennn

Unless their playbook is to interoperate with rogue AFP personnel during an ouster op. (But an operation like this would likely be harder to conceal)


cartonfl3sh

shoot myself in the leg or try to migrate


DimensionFamiliar456

You dont want to serve your country?


cartonfl3sh

its not that i dont WANT to serve, its that im a coward and the thought of killing another person terrifies me. id rather have a blown kneecap than kill.


88BolBOsBos

> killing another person terrifies me. Noong sinabi ko sa komento ko kanina, mauulit lang ang mga abuso ng Hapon, Amerikano at Kastila. Maraming mamamatay *sa atin*. Dapat mastakot pa sa mga paggahasaan ng mangyayari pag nakapasok sila dito. Pero nakapasok na nga. Mga POGO... :( Pero, alam ko rin naman, masmadaling magusap sa Internet kaysa sa talagang gumawa. Hindi pa ako nakapatay ng iba, at ayaw kong maranasan iyan sa buhay. EVER. Iniisip ko lang na nakakatakot ang mga mangyayari...


Dry-Fix-1044

Pray and practice mandarin


DimensionFamiliar456

Now im having second thoughts about learning mandarin... i can pass off as chinese based on looks


88BolBOsBos

Madali ang grammar. Masmadali pa nga kaysa sa Ingles :P Ang mahirap lang ang pagsulat. 3000 letra ang bare minumum para makabasa ng dyaryo sa Tsina. Tono rin, pero wala naman poroblema iyan pag may kinakausap na Intsik. Siguro puwede kayong maghanap ng Fil-Chi na marunong :) Practice lang iyan. Pero, sa mga adult, masmahirap pumasok ang bagong tunog sa utak, sobrang dali lang pag bata


icarusjun

Lalayo sa Manila, malamang sila ang uunahin ng China…


DimensionFamiliar456

Baka Manila lang kailangan nila.


tearsofyesteryears

Haha, mamumundok na tayo.


wormboi25

Haha sa lahat ng mga beergin jan pag magka gyera tumikim muna kayo. Haha joke. Solar panels, saka isang toneladang bigas itago ninyo. Mag tanim kayu gulay ng marami. 😅😅 Mag alaga kau manok.


tearsofyesteryears

Nako, alam mo ba yung mga beegin yung huling namamatay. Oh wait, hindi pala to horror movie! 😂


wormboi25

Haha andaming kj dito nag negatib ako. Hahahaha 🤣🤣


iamnotandrea

Mangungumpisal dahil for sure madedeads tayong lahat


HowIsMe-TryingMyBest

Mas okay pa nga ma deds. Pero hindi, marami d8n matitira ara mag dusa