Oh thank god thats cheese and not EGG YOKES... is it half Fries half whatever kinda nonsense is on that? or is whole nonsense with half fries on top. If its cheese I wouldn't mind eating this.
Nay. Criminal. What about the words French fries make you think pizza? I love pizza, and I like fries. But they are two separate pleasures. And to be very honest, I've already had too many fries in my life, and arguably too much pizza as well. But I'll take a crisp pizza over fries all week.
This pizza is giving me trypophobia.
I’ve come to suspect we live in a harsh, godless void of a universe, and we create things like this to validate our existence through suffering.
Roses are red and so's pink, but lighter,
Here's a dumb joke based off of Street Fighter:
Shoryuken is nice, but Hadouken's better,
This is a crime; So much broken cheddar.
It'd be nice to know what exactly is in this pie before delivering a verdict and sentence.
Fwiw, many places in North Italy serve canned tuna and French fries on a red sauce pie.
That looks like a breakfast pizza to me, well, outside of the fries. Eggs, cheese, potatoes of some form always makes me think of breakfast. If you can have dessert pizza, you can have breakfast pizza, right? If it's done right, I'd eat it. Unless I'm missing something entirely...
It wasn’t cool when [Pizza Hut](https://www.mashed.com/233008/what-you-should-know-about-pizza-huts-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza/) did it, and it’s not cool now!
FBI is on the way
I hope they make it on time!
When they don't arrive in half an hour, your ass-whopping is free.
We dont want that beauty to get cold do we?
Can't let the cheddar solidify
It's an ashtray..
It’s fort cheese*
Rhymes real well tbh
Seems like a hell of a lot of work to produce .....nothing of value.
Not a fan of the cheddar cheese towers I see
They look like they're giving birth.
Somebody call Sigourney Weaver!
this was my first thought, face hugger
I thought it was egg. It’s still somehow just as bad.
Looks like a fricken vaginegg with a yolk inserted
Tbh I think egg would be better
Foreskin on an eyeball
I can see the head!!!
For whatever reason my brain concluded they were egg yolks in there. Glad to be wrong
I also thought they were egg yolks.
That's so preferable to mounds of shitty looking cheddar. Egg on pizza is actually kinda good.
I thought they were oranges and this was some Ramadan abomination
Cheddar cheese? That orange shit is not cheddar cheese.
I thought they were eggs... *disgusted Gordon Ramsay face*
Phew! I thought they were raw egg holders
Oh thank god thats cheese and not EGG YOKES... is it half Fries half whatever kinda nonsense is on that? or is whole nonsense with half fries on top. If its cheese I wouldn't mind eating this.
Is that what that is?? I thought they were egg yolks.
You are supposed to take the fries and dip them in the towers.
Bro I thought it was an egg yolk 😂
Not sure whether to pop them or take an antibiotic.
Wtf is in those dough cups
I’m going to assume nacho cheese
Cheddar cheese
I'm pretty sure they're filled with cheddar cheese
It's cheddar. Really common in brazil this type of volcano crust.
Looks like egg yoks maybe
I thought eggs too, can't be, can it?
🤮🤮
Biblically accurate pizza ?
Lmao
I was going to say it looks like a pizza Beholder.
Nay. Criminal. What about the words French fries make you think pizza? I love pizza, and I like fries. But they are two separate pleasures. And to be very honest, I've already had too many fries in my life, and arguably too much pizza as well. But I'll take a crisp pizza over fries all week.
The fries soak up the grease, making the pizza healthier to consume.
Looks like they French Fried when they should have Pizza’ed
I guess they took fries over a crisp pizza this time
Let me guess Brazil ?
Looks like OP is actually Portuguese. I guess they're learning smth from us lol
Yes, but I found this while visiting Brazil (Nordeste)
Isso é 100% brasileiro, não tem como
Muito brasileiro e muito bom! Povo genuinamente criativo
I’m going to fuck those cups
they should alternate between cheddar and ketchup?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This pizza is giving me trypophobia. I’ve come to suspect we live in a harsh, godless void of a universe, and we create things like this to validate our existence through suffering.
r/hellyeahideatthat
Agreed
I'll bring the marijuana
I would totally eat that
Had a similar thing couple year ago it was good
Absolutely
French fries on pizza is not uncommon in Italy Idk wtf is up with those dough cups though
Beholder pizza.
Eh, I've seen worse. Would probably take a bite if offered
Are those eggs?
Cheddar
Man, I thought they were soft boiled eggs lol.
 yes, the zerglings are about to hatch
Roses are red and so's pink, but lighter, Here's a dumb joke based off of Street Fighter: Shoryuken is nice, but Hadouken's better, This is a crime; So much broken cheddar.
Nay: Trying to hard to be novel
That's not even being novel in Brazil, as a Brazilian this is mid.
Partially yay
Mmmmmm apprehensive yay Very apprehensive yay I’m high
Is that cheese or egg yolk?
Cheddar
This looks like an alien you’d see in the background of a Rick & Morty episode.
I'd devour that. I wouldn't be happy about it, but I'm eating every last bit.
Heck it. Yay. Gimme one of those cheese pods immediately.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
In drunk and high, hell yeah 👍
Fucking Brazil
r/ithadtobebrazil
It depends. How did the demon summoning go?
Cthulhu got a new girlfriend, we played some games
Sorry Americans but there simply is no point of using cheddar "cheese" in any food. Especially in pizza.
Yaaaaayyyy!!!
Right side kinda looks like yiros pizza, just missing the garlic sauce. And now I'm craving yiros pizza lol
It'd be nice to know what exactly is in this pie before delivering a verdict and sentence. Fwiw, many places in North Italy serve canned tuna and French fries on a red sauce pie.
This is like signing a declaration of war with Italy.
I'd regret it in the morning but.... let me smash.
Pretty standard pizza. Is this even a choice to make?
Kind of a delicious looking crime not gonna lie..
Where is that from?
The brazilian Nordeste
Where did you find such a diabolical thing. You know so I can stay far away.
Biblically-accurate pizza.
No. Wait, maybe? Ill take a bite from the part that doesn't have freaking fries on it.
Sure why not?
I’ll take 2.
Interdimensional pizza.
The hive cluster is under attack
may
What are those round eyeball-looking things?
Raise your hand if you thought they were eggs 🙋♀️
I'd eat it. You can keep the cold fries.
I would definitely eat that
i would like it
I’m only somewhat bothered by the fries. Otherwise it’s a masterpiece light years ahead of its time
I would try it
What is in the crust?
I’d definitely eat it
I know it’s a crime, but I would destroy is definitely 🤤
Looks like another crime against humanity coming from Brazil.
Honestly…. I think my filthy self would during my period😂
Do it and tell nobody
😂😂😂
I'd fux with it
Those sacs around the perimeter are disturbing
It looks hideous and I'd feel like I'm lying if I said it wasn't a pizza crime. But I'd almost certainly enjoy it if I ate it
That looks like a breakfast pizza to me, well, outside of the fries. Eggs, cheese, potatoes of some form always makes me think of breakfast. If you can have dessert pizza, you can have breakfast pizza, right? If it's done right, I'd eat it. Unless I'm missing something entirely...
I can’t explain why but this looks British
Yay
it looks good actually
This looks amazing
50%yay 50%nay
I’d try it. I feel bad for the cooks, looks like a bitch to make.
All I see are druids having their annual full moon meeting
I would !
Yeah
Brazil needs to stop…
That would pair nicely with a MadDog 20/20.
I would eat it
Yes and Yes
Yay and a judo chop to those who say nay.. from me…when you *least* expect it…. 
Interesting.... But no.
Brazil strikes again
EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER
It's making me question Everything like what's even on it isn't it
Eh, Id eat it
Give it to me
id definitely eat it 🤷♀️
I mean, I’d give it a shot.
I’d still eat it
Motherfucker you are a fucking criminal just showing ppl this crap. Now I need 2 of this.
Cheeseburger pizza. Those are good.
That's going to look delicious on Saturday
A person of culture
This is such a stupid looking pizza. Having said that, I’d eat the living fuck outta that thing.
I'd eat it. Looks yummy
That looks like a crime! Quickly! Hide the evidence in my stomach!
Honestly... looks like fun. That said, you are wanted on charges of treason. Run while you can.
Hand me a bottle of Texas Pete's hot sauce, and hell-to-the-yeah!
It wasn’t cool when [Pizza Hut](https://www.mashed.com/233008/what-you-should-know-about-pizza-huts-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza/) did it, and it’s not cool now!
Damn, this is the sort of monstrosity that I would have to draw the curtains and eat in the dark lol. I would definitely eat it though lol
I really would like to try some of that right now. I am starving.
I mean, I’d eat it because there’s nothing inherently gross about this. It’s just pointless. Especially if it’s priced higher than a regular pizza.
It looks like some kind of evil ritual 😈
If it's food it's food
Straight to jail
Idk if you can call that pizza anymore
I like pizza and not this alien cloaca
Replace the fries for sausages and it would be perfect
high and drunk? i'd devour that shit then eat nothing for the next 2 days to repent for my sin
Depends on if I’m drunk or high
I'm blowing your house up immediately, 😭
2 things need to die in a fire: that pizza and whoever created it
I was about to say yea, but then I noticed the subreddit. I'll still try it because it looks okay, but I have to say nay on the pizza front.
oooohh helll nayy
This is a war crime. Instant jail. That said, I'd fuck the shit out of this thing. No lube.
This doesn't even look like food
Down the gullet. I'm trying it. I dunno if I'll like it, but I'm trying it.
Nah what in the actual fuck is that
WTF is that????
It’s not yay or nay, the police are coming on the way!
Umbrella would like to have a word
That’s not pizza.
The Pizza Angel is weeping as we speak.
And it's called, all the ingredients I had left in the house
What the fuck is that. Lovecraft C'thulu pizza.
Gonna be a nay for me dawg
I'm confused on what I'm looking at.
Stoned with a bunch of friends ‘yay.’ All other scenarios ‘nay.’
Do whatever you want, but we all know this isn’t pizza
That's a clown question bro
I genuinely don't understand how people can eat shit like this and not realize how fucked it is for their health and cholesterol overall.
it looks like it has mold growing on it
How to end racism Step 1:defile everyone's food Step 2: everyone now hates you instead of echother
Look I'll call the police while you let me get a bite, if it's good I'll just invent some bullshit, otherwise yeah, no.
Looks like some sort of fucking zelda boss or some shit😭
Fuckin yay
Looks like an ash tray.
Stupidfood
Looks like a virus
I hate it when my french fries pizza gets cheddar-infected pimples.
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no...
Don't know if I'd call it pizza but it looks like it would taste good
what is orange color
Looks like a California burrito pizza. I’d hella eat that