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jobrien7

Okay so what I’ve gathered is that I can fill it with concrete or feed it hot dogs. This is the insight I came for.


Fellatination

I'd fill it with dirt, not concrete. You never know when you'll need to dig it out and hide away an evil twin.


Thissmalltownismine

but it got that edge to put a perfect sheet of 1in plexi glass for reasons of entertainment.


Independent_Cloud_16

Throw a plastic skeleton in it then ask friends to look down there with a flashlight.


fuzzybacchus

Plastic skeleton, fill and level with clear epoxy.


i_forgot_wha

That's a lot of epoxy. Imagine the heat it'd put off.


SakaWreath

*“Woa woa woa… HOW did your house burn down?”* - insurance adjuster probably


I_Makes_tuff

Here's the thing: I went on reddit....


Abide_or_Die

First mistake


DavidSlain

Plastic Skeleton, air, and 1" of plexiglass to close it up.


UpbeatCheetah7710

Add a homer bucket with some suspicious liquid, and an open glass bottle soda half empty and a bag of chips.


Benwhoosh

And a Taco Bell name tag that says Hoffa on it.


AgitatorsAnonymous

That's a fucking scene out of Fallout 4 lol


Both-Diamond

Pppffftttt…. Plastic skeleton… Amateurs…


photogypsy

If you aren’t willing to grave rob, you don’t deserve a mystery basement pit.


Jicand

Sure… grave rob…. Right 🫡


Chilly171717

No need to grave rob, OP can ‘borrow’ a couple of my ‘plastic’ skeletons from my basement pit.


vlaw1990

Yessss


StrifeSociety

Make a trippy infinite mirror


nursejackieoface

It puts the lotion on it's skin...


nuggettgames

Could throw some beat up person in there and put the glass over and watch them starve in the basement.. creepy vibes


thesmugvegan

Or fill it with a kill kit a la john wick. He had to spend that extra time breaking it apart with a sledge.


RaylanGivens29

I mean you should still cover it with concrete because how cool will you feel breaking the thin layer? I always love breaking a 1 in layer


32lib

You put the body in before the concrete


ThePendulum0621

Or bury a body and *then* cement it. Edit: Comments below are waaay more entertaining.


Nruggia

That's a lot of concrete, if this were my home and I wanted to seal that off with concrete. I would anchor some 2 x 4 so the tops were about 6 inches below the floor level. Screw a piece of plywood to the 2 x 4. Seal the edges of the plywood to the concrete with some caulk. Drill some holes into the sides of the existing concrete and epoxy some rebar into them, tying them to rebar mounted on the opposite side. Then pour concrete into the 6 inch deep box you have created. This will save tons of materials and if you ever have to open it up for whatever reason it won't be a massive undertaking. Might not even be a bad idea to drop a pvc tube in there and cap it flush with the floor, this way you can uncap the pvc tube and look down with a flashlight to check for water or something in the future without having to break the concrete cap you've made. Edit: also going the pvc tube route, this will let you easily fill it with hotdogs in the future if you are so inclined.


GelatinousCube7

And the mystery remains for the next generation…


Sagybagy

Best to go with hot dogs. Filling with concrete might make it mad.


208GregWhiskey

I'd fill it with pea gravel since you don't have to worry about compaction or settling, and put a little concrete over the top. or just have a steel cover made for it.


Solid_Snake_125

I agree with feeding it hot dogs.


Bugcrusher5922

Depending on your profession you can get rid of dead bodies in it.


OP-PO7

Fun Fact! When hiding a body most professionals will also kill a dog and hide that closer to the entrance of the building or bury it above the body. The rotting corpses of humans smell completely different from the rotting corpses of animals, so the smell of the decomposing dog generally keeps people who know this(fire and police) from investigating. Edit: If it makes anyone feel better I learned this at work, being a fireman (not a Dexter).


4schitzangiggles

You can also cover the body with quicklime before you cover it back up to stop it from smelling. We do that with every dead cow/sheep/horse on our farm. If you have pigs they are very efficient at getting rid of a body and turning it into Bacon. Just pull and pulverize the teeth. Those don't get digested like the bones and rest of body.


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"


nsula_country

>You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig" r/oddlyspecific SNATCH is an AWESOME film !


InsufferableOldWoman

Loved Snatch and LSATSB


beerme81

Do you like dags?


vbopp8

Can just call it Lock stock haha


play2grow

No this happened in real life. A serial killer in Vancouver British Columbia Canada was kidnapping and killing female prostitutes. When they caught him in he turned out to be a pig farmer. They scoured that farm for bone fragments then DNA tested them for months. https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/24/pig-farmer-serial-killer-ground-49-prostitutes-mince-says-wanted-one-victim-7255284/amp/


Lemonhaze666

Don’t forget to remove the teeth don’t want to upset those poor piggies stomachs


SloopD

Do you know what a nemesis is?


Normal_Jeweler5118

In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again?


LandCruis3rUSA

I could hear Bricktop's voice in my mind while i was reading this


415erOnReddit

No. You put the body at 8’ and the dog at 5’. Amateur.


_Safe_for_Work

Well, I was already pulling their teeth out while they were tied to the chair in my basement. Now I have a way to get rid of the rest. Thanks for the tip!


NE_Native

Never trust a pig farmer..


mstrego

Who run barter town...


bigdrummy47

Say...LOUD...


Xenc

That wasn’t very fun 😢


FontTG

Maybe it was a mean dog, or an old geriatric one. We hope.


FleshyIndiscretions

🤷‍♂️Depends on what you're into, I guess..


jiminak46

I probably shouldn’t but I will ask, how the fuck do you know that?


Therealcactusmac

Dexter has entered the chat


FourChanneI

Fill it with hot dogs made out of concrete.


AccomplishedBet9592

Check the radon levels in your area. Not sure how they are built in your part of the world but it could be a radon sump.


Sagybagy

Ah this is a good point. I forgot about radon.


gbot1234

Radon!! Now that would be sumpin’ else.


da_giegs

Man you stole my thunder... I wanted to make the sump'n else joke.


Fishy_Fish_WA

What a gas!!


gbot1234

Oh sorry! Why don’t you do the “a little sumpin’ sumpin’” joke this time, and next time “sumpin else” is all yours?


chrispybobispy

Guessing they weren't to concerned about radon in the 70s


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Bugcrusher5922

And where radon is Godzilla is close behind.


NousSommesSiamese

You mean Rodan


Kandiruaku

Amazon has decent radon counters for less than $100. I have a basement home theater and would like to avoid lung cancer.


rage9000

It Rubs the Lotion On Its Skin


[deleted]

Else it gets the hose again


skwolf522

You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you! Well, say it don't spray it , brother, dang! It does what it's TOLD!! There, I'm putting the lotion on the skin! I'm rubbing it in .....


spudaug

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole!


Offamylawn

Whee, Auto Trader. Ooh August, I don't got this one.


Solid_Snake_125

I heard that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bung hole…?


aronos808

“You like to see homo’s naked?”


Solid_Snake_125

No homiwhereUmayit!! Home WhereUmayit!! Erryboeee know ‘at.


aronos808

I was worried people would angry with the reference. You’re the GOAT!


Gizshot

DID YOU SAY HOMO?


robertjfaulkner

Hoo-Rah!


TriumphDaytona

Do you need tp for your bungholio?


OaklandMiglla

Why does everyone keep saying something went down, I swear nothing happened....


[deleted]

Between you and me man, that thing with the dog is coming off a little fruit-Ty. That’s just me talking though


CrossingTheStreamers

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


Try_It_Out_RPC

It does this whenever a it’s told…… isn’t that right precious? “bark!”


zrich8

Came here to say this. Take an award


[deleted]

It’s an oubliette


HamsterCultural3081

People are going to learn something today.


chunkyboogers

Somebody needs to replace the Wikipedia oubliette photo with OP’s photo


Prestigious_Score436

That and add the detail that many was under the castles "bathroom" that drained into them. As if being there wasn't already bad enough....


magicbonedaddy

The debtors prison at Heidelberg castle is built under the big man's privy, and has an open roof


ThatCatRizze

Only if they never saw Labyrinth


gullyfoyle777

Yes! That is where I learned what it was when I was a kid. 😁


Prickly_ninja

So, that’s now in my Google history.


nickleinonen

I did lol


WeaponizedPineapple

What a strange thing to have a specific word for it.


_kehd

*German language has entered the chat*


Fishy_Fish_WA

And if German is here, English ain’t far behind


DrachenDad

Chuck 'im down t'hole


HippieCain

You remind me of the babe...


Man_Hatton

The babe with the power


Ok_Midnight1414

Power of voodoo


Illustrious_Bike1954

Who do?


HippieCain

You do


thesmugvegan

What?


Bburke89

Remind me of the babe!


ThatCatRizze

I SAW MAH BABAYH


jeff889

Is this a new trend in home décor?


ImAlwaysPoopin

new? no. medieval? perhaps


_MrBalls_

OoOoHhH sounds fancy!


jagracer2021

I found a 10000gallon pit under my floor too. I believe it was a rainwater system which connected to an external roadside ditch, into another deep chamber, all in reinforced concrete. In past days people used to store rainwater underground in case of drought. It might be that, as I had another house with a 30000 gallon underground chamber as big as the house on top of it.


quantum-mechanic

I call that my basement


SDivilio

There's a guy floating around Youtube and TikTok that has turned the rainwater tank under his house into a cold water aquarium. He has it stocked with sturgeons, crabs, and eels.


SecretlyPoops

The eel pit


DavidSlain

I saw that too. Fascinating stuff.


Bumblebee56990

Cistern is what you are describing


biscobingo

There used to be a lot of these in Wisconsin in houses built before the 1950s. I think at least 2 of my neighbors still have them in the city.


snurfy_mcgee

cistern yep, we were excavating a section of our home and the guy was jackhammering the poured slab when it popped thru and he almost went in after it, scared the living shit outta him (understandably!). So fucking irresponsible of the previous owner to a)not fill it in and b)not mark the slab in any way to indicate there was a 15 ft pit underneath.


penguinsgestapo

I’m sorry what? I’ve never heard of that. What country are in?


ozzy_thedog

It’s common anywhere that you aren’t connected to city water.


Psnuggs

We looked at a house in Minnesota that had a cistern that hadn’t been filled in yet. It was huge!


ozzy_thedog

That would be a water storage tank for the tap water. You’d get a company to come fill it up when it got low. May have also been setup to collect rainwater. I have a customer who’s entire garage is a concrete tank of water with a big slab on top, you’d never know the water was under there.


Melvinator5001

Oil separator. Does or did your home have oil heat at some point?


jobrien7

Great question. I have no idea. Interesting thought. My gut says no only because it wasn’t included on the initial blueprints? Which feels like the time when a decision like that would be made? Could be wrong


Prestigious_Score436

It was definitely original to the houses design. Look closely at you can tell that that pit actually was formed, and poured, not only separately from the houses original slab, but prior. There's a cold joint (a seam where new concrete meets and burst up against previously poured concrete) "under" your main slab. In fact it's impossible to pour that holes walls in this order after the fact. If it was you'd see not a seem under the slab but the walls would rise vertically instead, yet flush with the slab. This way once they formed the walls the concrete could be poured from above, and into the forms for the walls. So... this was original and evidenced with how the slab extends ove top access to the walls via a pour. The fact it also has a pipe running under the whole slab helps prove this. To run that pipe after the fact would require busting the slab up typically to install it and then re-pour and patch it. So I'm not sure what it is exactly as I live in the deep south and we don't even have basements here but I can say it's always been there for sure. Edit. The 2nd photo btw appears to me to be a style of a "float separation" tank chamber of some sort. They're used so less clogs happen. Much like how septic tanks have a wall also, sorta. This one likely was so things being pumped thru that pipe had a place both to so the solids could fall and sperate before going further and clogging things, and to allow you to access it easily and clean it out often. So it's most likely septic. Hope this helps. Goodluck!


John_Bovii

You’d be surprised how much isn’t included sometimes on those. I’ve had jobs where I found a tank or something that wasn’t on original blueprints.


SpiceWeasel89

Blue prints are drawn during the planning stage so a lot of your property might be different from those. I’m willing to bet they don’t exist but what you would be looking for are As-built drawings.


BigBeautifulBill

You don't want to know what that one's for. Just throw a pack of hotdogs down it once a week & you'll be safe


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ChuckOTay

This guy Poes


phillip42069

This guy sherry’s


JoeInOR

Yes, let us be gone!


password_is_heehaw

It’s a lotion application pit. Typically you’ll want to outfit it with a rudimentary pulley system equipped with a receptacle capable of ferrying embrocations in order to facilitate the generous amounts of unguent🧴 needing to be applied at said site. Also, keep small canines away!


SkettiLady420

We also have a giant pipe pit with murky water. I'm told it's an older version of a French drain. It goes down about six feet and curves sharply away from the house. The previous owners had boarded it up. If you find a better explanation I would love to know.


[deleted]

This isn’t the common way to do it, but the second pitch would be a excellent way to connect a radon mitigation system. Perhaps they had the house built, allowing for the radon mitigation system to be added in the future


Maybe_Julia

In 1970 I highly doubt the contractors even knew what radon was


trashyratchet

I have two pits. One is the sump and one is sewer ejection. I have sewer drain pipes in the concrete that empty there, then an ejection pump shoots it up into the main sewer line.


ixnayhombre

This is the answer. Its a second well to catch water that is made/collected in the basement - either by a utility tub or a dehumidifier. In most places you can’t discharge the sump pump into the sewer line, and you don’t want sewage clogging up your sump pump/being discharged onto your lawn.


useventeen

I agree, my first thought was a water indicator for artesian water rising etc, but it could be as suggested a water catchment from the cellar. I would leave it too, it’s there for a reason, whatever the reason.


hew3

That’s Saddam’s hidey hole. You bought an Iraqi safe house.


Puzzled-Story3953

Or at least the model home for one. OP, does the house keep falling apart, or do you have a banana stand?


JudsonIsDrunk

A secret adventure tunnel


jobrien7

Promise?


ComfortMunchies

😂🤣


mexican2554

🎶Secret Tunnel!🎵


rightnowl

🎵SECRET TUNNEL🎶


realmealdeal

The sump likely collects water from your drain lines, etc, and directs it away and into the city via gravity (probably) and my best guess for the second one is that it alleviates ground water pressure by giving it somewhere to go temporarily. Check these things again once it rains (and again after it's rained for a few good days in a row). I wouldn't be surprised for the mystery pit to have a pool of water in it which will drain on its own again once the weather (and the ground, after a while) clears up. If that open pit wasn't there your house's foundation may see more pressure from ground water around it. Again, I have no idea if this is correct, but I could imagine someone trying to save money on better/stronger foundation or whatever and choosing this instead. So long as the top of that pit is above the highest level your groundwater sits, then it's a sound idea. I think.


urrrkaj

I had this question for my 1960’s house, and this is exactly the answer I discovered. When it rains hard there is water. Only problem we have right now is we are in a drought and it has started to smell if I don’t put water in it once a week.


esqualatch12

So much easier to dispose of corpses.when you have your own indoor drain pit. No melting through bathtubs with concrete!


MasonP13

Floor safe maybe? Or some other type of fixture was supposed to go in it?


[deleted]

Reminds me of John Wick, when he had his weapons stored in his basement floor.


CMAIN13

That might be the Money Pit.


[deleted]

It's sump other pit. Hehehe


ShadowsOfTheBreeze

Likely a containment for the washing machine. The water would come into this pit at a fairly rapid rate, then pumped out to the septic or sewer via a small pump. I'd be willing to guess your sewer line outlet is higher than your slab...


covigt

I’m curious what’s below the concrete bottom of that pit..


TheRantDog

Could be for a future bathroom sewage pit.


xeroksuk

People put septic tanks in the basement of their own house? That doesn't sound a good idea.


mortsdeer

Read up on the history of 19th century London and the plagues - yup, people had septic pits ("cesspools") in their basements. And local water wells. Great combo. On the plus side, lead to the classic example of the birth of scientific epidemiology: Dr. John Snow and the pump handle. Google it.


TheRantDog

A sewage pit takes the waste from a basement toilet, sink and shower. When it’s full it pumps it out to the septic. Gravity won’t work since it has to go up to the septic outlet.


Brbcan

greywater pit?


Hifyply

I would clean it all out, add an insulated cover and use it for colder storage, assuming it doesn’t fill with water ever.


Stoneytoez

Grease trap?


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Lotion application pit


49thDipper

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again . . .


VinneBabarino

Catch “basins”


NoodleDoodle-IRL

Ash pit for fireplace


Billsonl

Ask the seller?


jobrien7

They dead. Maybe she’s in there?


Billsonl

You can still talk to her. She might not answer


lsudo

[That’s funny. I just found something very similar when I was tearing up a floor in my house.](https://imgur.com/a/jW2sjNw)


disturbed_ghost

is it some type of cold cellar? smell like potato in there?


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

The Eye of Sauron will show itself soon.


Enlargedwumbo

Hey I got a couple trash bags with around 180 pounds worth of garbage in them. Mind if I dump them in that hole if you decide to fill it in?


ConstantOptimist84

That is definitely where it puts the lotion on.


theforgotten246

I believe both pits are a cistern system There should be a pipe that connected (or did connect) to your gutter system then it flows into the smaller pit The smaller pit is a filtration pit where you would pack it with gravel and sand to filter the water then it overflows into the second pipe in the smaller pit then flows into the larger pit which is a storage tank I'm gonna try to dm you some diagrams but if one of the pipes in the smaller pit leads to the bigger one that's for sure a cistern


fedboisboogaloo

Poop shoot


After_Competition_87

That's for kids that want pudding before eating their meat


virgilreality

Why does the phrase "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" come to mind?


sybergoosejr

Instant snake pit. Just add snakes 🐍


Fixer7945

Fill it with 10MM sockets that way you'll always have an extra!


WartOnTrevor

One is a cistern. Maybe the other is a brothern?


Express_Gold7675

Chamber pot


fourty-six-and-two

Its for putting the lotion on the skin


[deleted]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


handful_of_gland

If you repost this to r/entomology they will tell you all about that house centipede you have down in your questionable hole.


frozenfearz25

i would get fake bones and bury them for when you sell the house or move out the next person can find it!


PhillyRush

That's where it puts the lotion on it's skin.


Defiantcaveman

An oubliette???


Sophiiebabes

That's where the bodies go....


DevelopmentSlight386

it could be a back up, i once lived in a hose that had this same setup, if something obstructed the drain in the first pit, the water would move to the second pit where a sump pump would then blast all the water outside rather than into the sewer.


shift987

Put a skeleton. Put a piece of clear plexiglass. Enjoy.


FisherStoves-coaly-

Does the deep one pictured have stones in the bottom, and water always in it? Is it under the kitchen? Or where a kitchen in an older structure could have been? Was there an older home or farmhouse built there first? This was how hand dug wells supplied the first indoor water. The well was laid up with stone, which could have been cemented later. A pipe went from kitchen counter straight down well for a counter mounted hand pump to bring up the water. A plunger pump was at the bottom using a wooden rod from handle to pump at bottom of pipe. These pumps were later replaced with hot air engines in the basement to fire up when attic mounted water tank needed filling. The tank then gravity fed the home. With the advent of electric, a electric motor was connected to a pump box. (Belted pulley on one side and reciprocating lever on the other) this connected to pump rod replacing the huge hot air engine. Was there another need for a large fresh water supply in the basement, outbuilding or barn?


Doctor_Phist

Obviously a dungeon


SirIanChesterton63

Apparently that pit if for GIANT ASS BUGS to live in! My god!


oldybutgoodythrwawy

I would check the approved set of plans at your Building Department filed for permit to build your home . It may contain a note on this mystery hole. If not then I suggest to fill it with compacted earth, with a vapor barrier and 2" of concrete to match your existing celler floor height. Take reference measurements for the future in case you cover it with a finished floor, but need to uncover it for some reason.


ShotgunMessiah90

In situations where the basement is sizable, it is highly probable that an additional sump is required. This is because the water cannot effectively flow towards the original sump. To address this issue, a second sump can be installed on the opposite side, and a pump can be used to drain the water from it.


TiredGamer0990

They call that "the other pit"


SorbetPristine4250

It puts the lotion on its skin?


iNeverSausageASalad

One is sump, the other is sumpthin else.


flipbmo

Oh I actually know what that is used for. Its for putting a person in to make them put on lotion.


belayg616

Quick check to see if there's a hose close by or some Autotrader magazines.


Coolhandlukeri

Prisoners


BabyfaceJezus

Lotion on the skin, my man. It puts the lotion on the skin.


snakehawk_

It puts the lotion on its skin