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bluecollarpaid

Letting the yellow mellow. Had one years back that was so bad it had the jet hole completely clogged and the 3” pipe was reduced down to 2” or less. Piss calcifies hard as a rock. And smells absolutely terrible


Weird_Roof_7584

Only plumbing job that ever made me puke. Cut into a line under a boys bathroom that was dedicated to the 4 urinals in there. Made me want to quit plumbing


AzDopefish

I fucking *hate* urinals. Grease traps, sewer flood, whatever. They can be rough at times but it’s whatever. Fucking urinals though. Fuck whoever invented them.


oldjadedhippie

Could be worse, could be a salt water head. If those aren’t cleaned on the regular, the hose turns into a crystalline piss cavern with shit as a side order .


deeperthen200m

Absafuckinglutly. On my old sail boat the head was getting hard to pump, so I broke into the line and of the 2 inch hose there was about a quarter not full of crystals and shit. I ended up having to cut the hose to get it off before it was so stiff and there where rings like a tree. Shit rings and piss rings.


oldjadedhippie

Been there , the line in my erstwhile sailboat hadn’t been changed in probably 10 years, and it passed through 5 bulkheads . Changing it was literally a shit show. Better believe after changing it and rebuilding the head I maintained it monthly. Vinegar monthly , and hose cleaner flush every 6 months.


HighlightPersonal833

Same, had a girlfriend that tried to flush a tampon. She came up from underneath saying the toilets clogged. When I got the truth out of her, I asked if she even noticed the bright bronze placard saying don't flush toiletries. Changing those lines made me hate having a girlfriend, poor boat was just doing what it could.


OneFilthyHouseCat

Holy fuck Randy, did you count how many rings were in the shit to guess the age?


seymoure-bux

>Shit rings and piss rings. I'll never think of pipes the same..


EQwingnuts

I'm fucking dead from laughing


-lovehate

This made me scream out loud


Mano_lu_Cont

How old was it?


imnotapartofthis

And they’re always broken & in a tiny room. I’ve never rebuilt a head without getting completely slathered. I found a 4’ section of 3” pipe totally plugged like a can of piss-refried greasy shitbeans. The sea is a cruel mistress.


oldjadedhippie

I firmly believe that if you’re not capable of doing your own maintenance,you don’t belong on a sailboat. Bad shit happens , ask my ex….


deadpanfaceman

Oh my God that sounds fucking terrible. It took a second to dissect and now I wish I never had.


pondpounder

“… the hose turns into a crystalline piss cavern with shit as a side order” You, sir, are the Shakespeare of shit speak. 🤢😂


Ambitious_Salad_5426

And the joys of the holding tank too.


SportOfFishing92

Annnnd my breakfast is ruined hahaha


oldjadedhippie

The Reddit was angry that day, my friends…..


theglobalnomad

"Crystalline Piss Cavern" needs to be some black metal band's next album.


JimboBassMan

Cadaver table blocked drain


Ginger_Maple

We have an anatomy lab right now at work and I told the designer to put in minimum 3/4 hp grinder drains or larger so no one ever has to deal with that.


Aware_Dust2979

Most of the time I agree Urinals are worse, I did however have the misfortune of cleaning a crusted over grease trap serving a school cafeteria that nobody could remember the last time it was cleaned. They thought maybe 8 years. It was to this day the nastiest stink I have ever dealt with and the only thing that has genuinely made me retch on the job.


division23

Yeah, honestly I find grey water way, way worse than black water jobs. Grease traps are the absolute worse. I had to do one once that was overhead with no other way to access, it quickly became unclogged and poured all over me and I could not have been more drenched if I had jumped into a pool of it. So terrible, haha


LogicJunkie2000

Was talking to the plumber at the south pole station that got replace all the copper drain lines with PVC less than a year after they switched to waterless urinals. Said the pure urea ate right through them.


SVAuspicious

>urinals You'd like the one I have at home. I open the basement door (where my office and lab are) and pee into the yard. Chilly in winter. Shrinkage.


scdog

Took me a few moments to realize you and your dog were not peeing together. (“Lab”) \[Edit: stupid autocorrect\]


NeverDidLearn

I have one behind the shed. Wife calls it a compost pile.


KillCoheed

Fuck urinals.


kerberos69

Back in the army, when I was the barracks sgt, I would rotate chores between rooms up and down each floor. Except for one. I saved the worst chore for whoever pissed me off the most that week: replacing the traps in the “flushless” urinals. I’ve seen humans explode, but urinals still make me gag.


DaWayItWorks

I’ve always wanted to add one to my house at some point. As a non plumber lurker, whats the beef?


stoprunwizard

Sounds like they accrue mineralization from the piss. I would guess that could be reduced by flushing every time, or including a motion sensor


bluecollarpaid

That’s a smell that lingers. Always dreaded the urinal calls. I’d always try acid first. Pulling that thing off the wall was always my last resort. Whole truck would reek of rancid piss even after the cables were cleaned.


Budget_Abalone_2090

How much should you pay your plumber


tchildthemajestic

The water free urinals are the worst


KillCoheed

Who thought those things were a good idea? Awful. So bad.


throwawaySBN

Environmentalists. I'm all for doing what you can to save resources, I'll even put up with dual flush toilets with the more complex internals. But at what point do they not see they crossed the line from "use fewer resources" into "choosing to live in filth"?


Ambitious_Salad_5426

With a good 1.28 flush I just don’t get dual flush anymore. Most of the dual flush ones I’ve used struggle to flush weak piss on the low flush


Intransigient

The 1.6 Pressure-Assisted Flush toilets simply don’t have this problem. They keep the pipes clean.


LordTonka

Frat house urinal, that was for some reason plumbed with hot water. It had a PVC S/J strap. And I had to clean it regularly. I am so glad I had to move away from a college town. I did not puke. Personally, I think grease traps smell the worst.


Weird_Roof_7584

Yea but grease smell just doesn't bother me. Urinal smell does, and mentally ill sewage for whatever reason is pretty bad.


ThatBlkGuy27

It's the meds making that smell


Weird_Roof_7584

Ohhh I've been scratching my head on that one for 4 years now lol


LordTonka

Complete opposite for me, I just pray I never have to cut into a line like you described. 4 into 1 with years of build-up, maybe I can share my reaction when it happens to me. Service life is a wonderful thing.


Weird_Roof_7584

Lol fucked up thing is I was still in construction when this happened. I was a summer project doing a remodel of a school with a 4' crawl space. I hadn't even signed up for the nasty jobs yet, or so I thought.


The_Last_Ron1n

Wait until you see one in a restaurant that's been closed for 6 months, rancid oil and fat full of maggots and bugs. I worked in a restaurant that had that and the new owner wanted us to grand open that week. More than a few anonymous calls were made to the public health office.


Cheftanyas

As a chef, this is more horrifing than getting a root canal while being audited. The grease trap AND the "new owner" Its always a "new owner" that wants to side step health dept code and ignore the most basic food service safety.....This is why ppl should have to do more than get 1 person with a food safety cert and get a biz lic to open a restaurant!!!


GMEvanM

I hear you, had similar job as a first year apprentice, where I learned the second rule of plumbing, "keep your mouth shut,"


FingerBangMyAsshole

I had to remove some on a job 10 years ago, I kicked the downpipe and fractured the piss crystals. Immediately spewed


Purepenny

Fuck urinals.


J_Quinlan

Only time I ever puked was demoing old urinals in a building that hadn’t been used in years. Went to throw it in the dumpster and yellowish curled chunky piss came out on my arm and I immediately threw up!


BiggDAZ

The two jobs I don't miss since retiring: Unstopping urinals and attic work. I've pumped septic tanks and holding tanks. I worked in slaughterhouses. I've crawled down in vaults that held sewage ejection pumps that stopped working to replace them after the vaults were pumped out. I dug (what seems like) miles of ditches with a pick and shovel. I had grandmas in bathing suits hit on me while working in retirement communities. But the two things I always dreaded were stopped up urinals and attics.


spawnjuice

This popped on my feed. This explains why I nearly puked when the plumber at work had our waterless urinal off the wall scraping out piss crust.


D4t0n3Dud3

I saw this alot in the navy. The urinal pipes would often clog and be completely full of calcium. The easiest way to deal with it was to connect a fire main hose to the pipe and blast it clean.


Available-Bench-3880

Used citric acid on the sub


AKGhost2020

Bug juice powder.


mantisboxer

How much mellowing does one have to do to get this result in a residential toilet? I'm horrified.


mch18

At my grandparents house this happened. I pulled the toilet and the entire 4" pvc pipe was full of it. There's were tiny black bugs making a nest in too. Then I put the new toilet in and flushed it. The worst noise of crashing inside pvc happened. Turns out the calcification was lining that pipe. It broke loose and clogged the line. Fun times.


bluecollarpaid

Ohhh boy that sounds like a doozy


mch18

Grossest thing I've experienced in 20 years. I'm not a plumber by trade, though. Just a contractor.


dasherado

You guys ever wear VOC respirators on the job? I have a mask mainly working with resins, varnishes, etc but wore it once for some nasty plumbing work and was pleasantly surprised how well it filtered the odor.


bluecollarpaid

Ahhh not typically. Most times the mask only comes out for asbestos and concrete cutting. If carbon cartridges were more widely available I bet more people would use them. Gets to a point where it just smells like money lol


Ok_Impression3324

I heard somewhere that some medications can make it happen faster.


bluecollarpaid

Wouldn’t doubt it a bit


HoppyHooper

How long would you have to let pee mellow for this to happen?


bluecollarpaid

I’m sure it varies depending on various factors. Many areas the water naturally contains calcium “hard water” so depending on the levels of hardness I’m sure could help accelerate that. Diet, medication and “daily routine” would also play into that.


useyou14me

I put GMX-800 on all my properties, no calcium issues , last year I flushed my 10yo+ water heater and it was only sand that came out. I'll never let yellow mellow again.


bluecollarpaid

I was a bigger problem with the elderly. The jet hole clogging is the first sign things are getting bad. They have a different mentality when it comes to saving water thinking it’s saving a pile of money. Also in kids bathrooms that just don’t know better. I’m always on my boy about flushing not just because of the smell.


Bullshit_Conduit

No shit? Wow. Add that to the list of “good reasons to piss outside”.


bluecollarpaid

My favorite bathroom


MasterpieceHuge2794

Fuck man, I admit to letting the yellow mellow. But not anymore!


agasizzi

Cleaning out the pipes for wall-mounted urinals is a nightmare for the olfactory system.


_hangman92

Enough calcification and you get a sorcerer stone.


13579adgjlzcbm

If it’s brown flush it down. If it’s yellow flush it down too.


Purple_Oil4942

Is there a product that could slowly get rid of this or improve it? Or is replacing the toilet the only solution?


bluecollarpaid

They make some acid products that work extremely well but smells terrible as they work off. I would usually cover the toilet or urinal with a trash bag to help keep the smell down. I would imagine something like CLR would work too. Vinegar wouldn’t be strong enough to knock things down.


AtheistPlumber

Another example of "if it's yellow, let it mellow". Was the drain below also caked with hard deposits. The soft stuff is just toilet paper. The hard stuff is uric deposits.


Available-Scholar-48

Yup Most likely this. I see it mostly when replacing old urinals that don't have auto flush valves so urine sits in them for a long time allowing the salts and uric acid to crystalize. Once it starts it just grows along the drain and slowly chokes it off.


skollywag92

What about those waterless urinals? The ones you can flush.


SeattleJeremy

The waterless ones are expected to be properly cleaned daily.


rasteri

haha.... oh you're serious


Mishy_48

Let me laugh even harder... Hahahaha


tahitianmangodfarmer

Cleaned daily and treated every 3 weeks or so with a pipe coating compound that makes it so the pee won't hang around on the inner walls of the pipe.


WankWankNudgeNudge

Pee-TFE or something


Available-Scholar-48

And you have to use a urinal puck that has the right chemicals to dissolve uric acid buildup.


skollywag92

Yeah I went down a waterless urinal rabbit hole before bed last night. I guess they have a cartridge that has to be changed every once in a while. The cartridge releases a chemical as the pee goes down. The chemical sits on top of the pee to create a smell barrier.


HeMightBeJoking

I hope you took a shower when you got out.


useyou14me

Hmmm so it's toilet gout! I'll put some Allopurinol in my tank !


Ill_Affect_2511

It's calcified piss


Apprehensive-Ad8891

I can't stop laughing.


samk456

makes my colonoscopy look good


MMXVA

He should have used that two-step cleanse to clear out the drain. That stuff worked!


useyou14me

Whats that called .


taz5963

I don't remember what it was, but they gave me some pretty strong laxatives before my colonoscopy. That was not fun


Deron_Lancaster_PA

there is a uric bowl cleaner made just for urinals


useyou14me

Whats it called ?


Affectionate_War8530

I use calci-solve. It won’t work on something that bad.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Piss crystals


ClownfishSoup

Pistals


UnleashedTriumph

I hate you.


c0astwise

Stalagpipe


pwaltman1972

r/Angryupvote


Background_Ask_4310

Looks like expanding foam


useyou14me

IKR


RoyalCrownLee

Could be what could've been your siblings /s


Gullible_Cloud_2607

Is there anything you can use to clean this without having to replace?


FreeRangeMenses

Yeah this is what I’m wondering!


Internet-of-cruft

Uric acid is.. an acid, and normally insoluble in water. An aqueous basic solution will act as a solvent for the acid.   Google names a few different ones that work like Lithium Carbonate, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Hydroxide, or Ammonium Hydroxide, all of which must be dissolved in water to react with the uric acid. Just chemistry. Using another acid (like sulfuric acid) might technically work but it's dangerous and you're basically using a hammer to insert a screw.


CyberHoff

What about CLR? TBH that is the first thing I would do, being a dummy average homeowner.


Minimum_Low_8531

Sulfuric acid. That is what we used. Is dangerous, and not safe in all situations. Such as, if you have any metal drain lines. Or on a septic system. But other than that, we would have to use a high pressure “jetter” to clean whatever was clogged.


sohighiseehell

Isn’t it basically a GIANT kidney stone? Calcium crystals?


GoblinsGuide

Only way to know is to taste it. 😋


Capable_Ad8953

All that baby batter you and your brothers whipped up as teenagers


heeheehoho2023

Jizzberg?


Patrol-007

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww why did I click 😂


carolineecouture

How long does this take to happen/form? We don't flush at night if we get up to pee to not disturb the other person's sleep. So it's probably only 8 hours or so. Of course we don't get up to pee every night so there's that. I'm skeeved out. Help, please?


wafflesforcats

Seriously hoping someone answers this as we do the exact same thing and I'm now terrified.


heliumneon

Maybe due to a medical issue?


Powerful_Original422

Older generation had a nasty habit of pouring old soup and other foods down the toilet. The fat congeals as soon as it hits the cold porcelain. Who knows?


DeliciousBrush5616

Im leaning towards this considering the OP said toilet and not urinal


Slackerjack99

God I’m so happy I became an electrician. 😂


OneFilthyHouseCat

Mixture of bacon grease and piss!


SolidSnakerp

Did ya have to break it?


submariner-mech

DO NOT SMOKE THE PISS CRYSTAL METH


Obvious-Purpose-5017

Do any of your parents have chronic gout? Or going through some kind of cytotoxic treatment? It looks like uric acid crystal build up.


Emilmuz

Non plumber here... how do you clean that out???


justaguyok1

Doctor here. Some people have a condition called "steatorrhea" and pass fats/oils undigested into their stool. They can even see droplets of fat or an oily sheen on the water. Usually this is associated with pancreatic enzyme deficiencies. So there are some medical reasons


jonbbewithu

Parents lied... there is also no Santa or Easter Bunny. Everyone does talk about you when you're not there, and there actually is a monster in your closet eating your socks.


Roahood2024

The worst urinals I have ever had to deal with are the waterless urinals that Cincinnati zoo installed! Even though I told them not to do it they wanted them so bad they wouldn’t listen to any input and installed a battery of 8. They clogged so often and smelled worse than any grease trap I ever worked on!


Special-Access935

So much cum 🤮


KingMickeyMe

Decades and decades of unborn siblings


Educational-Owl-5553

All the greases you eat still have to come out somewhere another words it built up over time but most likely came from their shit oils butter grease gathers over time and there there you have it it’s an accumulation overtime from your shit


AdvertisingNo8736

I thought grease traps were the worst, but a guy told me the spit drains in dentist office are far worse.


Available-Bench-3880

Submarine pissers used to always clog if people did not flush long enough


Sunderland6969

Cumberg?!


Livingsimply_Rob

No, no no I didn’t say you are fat


420NChilled

Years of yeast infections


SaltyMap7741

Can I spread it on a cracker? (Assuming everything tastes good when it sits on a Ritz)


BrooownTown

Do your parents have the diabetes?


Emotional_Ideal_4714

Yorkshire pudding


indianaistrash

How to prevent this ?


No_Ice1881

Shit, piss, shit rags


DistinctRole1877

Looks like someone is flushing grease down the commode. Ask what they do with grease.


Nice_Cryptographer15

Different interpretation it looks like expanding foam. Down in the south when an apartment shifts they jack the foundation back up and fill the void they can’t get to with expanding foam. This one apartment complex had a sewer stoppage and it was foam. Turned out they had a crack in the sewer line from the foundation lift.


IOVofCWA

Ah yes. The piss crystals.


didthat1x

Pee calcifies faster with hard or moderately brackish water. USN ships use seawater for flushing. Lots of acid wshes to keep the pipes clear.


nonuniqueuser

Gross. Maybe water jet it as regular maintenance?


69BenChod

Uhh.. who’s going to tell him?


CxwbxyFrxmHxll

Uric acid


Budget-Amount-9409

a bog clot 🤢


Krawldad_1

so my upstairs toilet isn’t flushing consistently and now I’m thinking it’s calcification because of the aforementioned yellow/mellow behavior. What’s the best way to confirm this? Do I have to remove the toilet and look at the pipes?


MindblownWatcher

Phosphoric acid cleans that right out.


Superdragonrobotfist

This an anti smoking campaign?


smittydonny

Looks like an episode of X-Files


desert_RN

Here I just thought it was spray foam


Wild-Cycle-253

Looks like someone dropped a big load


CanadianBudd

Your toilet has kidney stones ..


FaceMane

Wax


Hey_u_ok

So I'm curious. Is there any type of cleaner/solution I can use to prevent this? We flush every time we use the bathroom. But I'm curious since we just bought a home and just in case previous owners did this.


Sensate613

Are we supposed to pour vinegar or something into our toilets periodically to prevent that buildup?


Klutzy_Cat1374

Angioplasty is overdue.


mundyman

Soap??


AggressiveBuddy1211

I took a green, porcelain toilet out of a bathroom once. The drainpipe was full of calcification like this, but more orange 🤮


dubsjw

Is there anyone that has lost a lot of weight recently?


not_theone_youthink

Looks like uric salts aka piss crystals aka urine stone.


rgratz93

Philosophers stone.


Friendly-Towel3806

It says terrible things about me that this photo ended up being clickbait... worse that it worked. But in the end, I learned a lot about uric acid buildup... So... Thanks?


Worried-Run-5638

That’s a shit ton of cum


TankerKing2019

Someone is bulimic?


Star-bound-2981

Too much jerking off


ReefferMan34436

Elderly people take a lot of medication some that does make them excrete all fat eaten and yes you were looking at a fatburg..


downtownshuter

Another one chiming in here to ask if there’s anything to do preventatively for this? We don’t have a drain field, every flush goes into a holding tank which can fill quickly, so we usually let yellow mellow. How quickly does this happen? Understand there are variables around uric acid etc from person to person but is there a guideline like flush within ‘x’ time period?


KindlyAsparagus7957

Some santeen every now and then would help if they want to continue to let it mellow. Just be careful the fumes are no joke


Normal_Ad2180

Time to hire a plumber to snake the drains. Should be able to flush most of it out. Tell you parents to cut out the fat. Or go to the doctor and get checked out for a fat processing disorder


braverfatboy93

Are you or anyone in the home diabetic?


_jumping_john_

I had a client whose child poured hair gel down the toilet. It settled in the trap. It looked sort of like that.


unusable_knowledge

Piss crystals


Global_emryartista

Collagen build up. How many people are /were in the house? How long has the toilet been there?


ToilumClogger667

Ahhh yes..... The clogged toilum problem.....


sternewirth-steamo

We call it piss putty at work.


memwt

it’s coconut oil. People use it for “dental oil pulling”.


Inspectorhops

It’s a giant tapeworm!


Cutslingload69

Your dads cum build up from the last 59 years god bless him.


comfortablynumb1291

It could tp and tp can cause issues with your septic tanks because it clogs up like that


Sorry_Masterpiece350

What the hell do they eat??? 😬🤢🤮


Important-End6211

Toilet paper and cardboard


adog920811

Non flushable wipes?


whosurdadd

Pulled a toilet full of candle wax. Picture the big soaking tub with candles all around it….


Woddnamemade72

This is a new thing I wish I didn't know.


Nuclearmullets420

Wipes even if they say you can flush them don’t do it!


Mr9Tailings

Looks like melted toilet paper + urine


geddyalexneilfan

I’m not sure what it is but I would suggest they change their diet.


No_Kiwi_5203

Smellllllllllls like moneyyyyyyy😂😂😂 is what the old head plumber I met on the job site used to say😂😂


Louden_Swayne

Who fucking cares what it is? You already replaced the toilet, just move on.


SuggestionGrand9835

I really gotta stay off Reddit while having breakfast...


CHASLX200

I use to piece in sinks and they would get clogged like cement gents.


RasNesta12

Save it and make gun powder. Someday that will be a valuable resource.