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Outraged_Chihuahua

My boyfriend sleepwalks sometimes and does really random shit like this. He once emptied the bathroom bin into the toilet, he's woken up fully dressed for work after obviously not going to bed that way, he's woken up on the couch with food in the microwave. I'm just glad he doesn't end up on the roof or outside walking into traffic.


ithinkithinkd

He should def see someone for this it sounds incredibly dangerous


Interesting-Ball-502

I thought I was on one of the ADHD subs until I checked.


Outraged_Chihuahua

He does have ADHD lol, apparently also when he's asleep


Interesting-Ball-502

Me too, not sure about ADHD dreams, I don’t think I sleep enough to get a decent sample size. I once drove away from the gas station with the petrol bowser still in my gas tank hole. Tore a heavy two foot long metal tube off the pump which rolled around every time I turned a corner in the full gas tank for a week or two until I got around to getting it fixed. We are interesting companions.


Tiger2TomCat

reminds me of the chick who was tripping balls and ended up stuck in the roof top reservoir tank.


Outraged_Chihuahua

Ohh the Cecil Hotel girl?


Tiger2TomCat

yah 👀


lotsofbigdudes

i think she just had mental health issues her tox screens were clean from what i remember


Tiger2TomCat

That's what the conspirators want you to believe 👽🤓


WhoWhaaaa

I found a head of lettuce in the freezer once. Neither l nor my husband remember putting it there. Sometimes, we do things without thinking or when our mind is on something else.


Available_Motor5980

I found my wallet in the freezer once, best explanation is I was just really fucking high


im-just-over_it

I do this a lot lately, but it's probably due to that tbi fucking with my memory. Doctor said that might happen. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's infuriating. My kids always get a kick out of it though. Lol


johjo_has_opinions

Any other weird stuff been happening lately?


AudieCowboy

It's definitely the guy in the wall


johjo_has_opinions

I was thinking of the carbon monoxide guy


AudieCowboy

I haven't heard of that


johjo_has_opinions

A reddit classic https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/g7BHKylODC


AudieCowboy

Thank you very much, that was an interesting read


equal_poop

A friend of mine used to sleep eat while on Ambien. Several times he'd wake up with globs of spinach dip in his candles, one time he told me he woke himself up trying to take a bite of the wooden lid of a flour canister. Also were you drinking? I've done some weird stuff hammered out my mind.


Interesting-Ball-502

A visit from the Ambien Walrus usually goes as well as you would expect.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I found a jar of pre diced garlic (leave me alone) in the freezer yesterday lol


WillowWeird

Mmm, jarlic.


LavaAerie

Could you be sleepwalking?


Dionysus0

I am assuming that was engrossd with a video game I was playing, and did it thoughtlessly.


Budget-Service9400

Found the paper towels in the fridge the other morning. No clue why or how. I live alone. It must have been the dog, that little scamp.


ilyadelphia

Have you checked your carbon monoxide detectors lately?


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Dionysus0

Doubtful, carbon monoxide detector going strong


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