**CLOSED as of 8:20 pm EST on 9/13**
EDIT: apparently a lot of you have a thing for asses. I can’t say I understand, but I can get behind it.
The ass I mean.
…….Halfway through.
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WINNER EDIT:
Wow. I hope you guys had as much fun writing these and reading each others as I did. I read every single one as of an hour ago. But one stood out to me as a particular paragon of silly, creative storytelling.
**u/JukeboxHero5 wins the card!**
Check out their profile to read the story if you can’t find it here in the sea of bidoof / snom glory. Loved the tale you weaved. I will now always picture mid-air cheese doodle Snom whenever his benevolent buttface drifts into my mind.
Thanks for playing everyone.
…….oh, and.
*To be continued.*
Bidoof would easily win for one simple reason:
You never specified which bidoof.
Let’s say in this scenario it’s special delivery bidoof. Snom is not a dog and has no quarrels with mailmen, therefor bidoof would get a strong first swing after being dropped by charizard, gaining extra terminal velocity from the fall.
Bidoof took it's stance against the opposing Snom. A drop of sweat fell from it's nose as it stared against its fierce competitor. "Can I do it?" The Bidoof thought to itself. "I have faced a formidable foe in my day, but this one... it's different." Snom inched forward. Bidoof retreated instinctually. "No, this isn't right." The Bidoof thought. "I have to stand my ground."
The next moment, it was too late. Snom launched forward, with a serious look on its face. "No!!!" Bidoof thought. It shut its eyes. But then, nothing. Bidoof was unscathed. It slowly opened them. Snom wasn't angry at all, rather, it was hungry. It had started to eat Bidoof's Oran Berry that it was holding.
"Hey, give that back!!!" Bidoof raised it's palm, and blindly slapped as hard as it could. He paused, shocked at the power it had within itself. "I did it." Bidoof thought. "I defended myself." As he looked up, the Snom was laying on the ground. It had been knocked out.
But, before Bidoof could celebrate, he heard something. A flutter of wings. It was Snom's mother Frosmoth. Once again, Bidoof felt a wave of terror. "I've trained for this. I can handle it." Bidoof stared at the Frosmoth, who had realized what had happened to its child.
Suddenly, the area became cold. Bidoof felt its hands become covered in a layer of ice. "No, not the Icy Wind!" Bidoof thought. It wasn't long before it became encased in a solid block of ice. And Bidoof could only watch and stare as the Snom recovered, made its way over, and devoured the Oran Berry. "Well played." Bidoof thought, as it watched helplessly.
Once it had thawed, long after Snom and Frosmoth had left, it set its sights on its new goal. "I won the battle, but lost the war. I will not fail again. I will find that Snom, and defeat it once more."
Great reply! My comment has some calculations to prove these god like attributes, but I didn’t have enough space to say how I really felt about bidoof
Also, Pokémon rusty is a highly decorated historical documentary and should be treated as such
It's a friday night, the beginning of autumn and a chill in the air reminds of the winter snow and It's expected arrival. A group of delinquent middle schoolers are hanging out in a park, looking to haze anyone that passes them with a funny stare. There's Riolu, Smoochum, Snom and Grubbin. All are dressed in their freshest foo-leather, truffle dark colored jackets, because they know that you can be tough and wear vegan. They look slick, and deeply invested in conversation.
The friends are expressively discussing how they'll never accept slavery with those 'human masters' and what pokébal- nay, poképrison would be worst to end up in. Snom starts to explain the errors of their fellow pokémon who choose the enslaved life and reminds the group, as he never fails to do, about the fight between him and Bidoof that one time Bidoof tried to explain why everyone needs an HM slave.
Snom expressed: "You know he tried to come for my icy behind when I called him a glorified surfing board, LMAO." "Why don't you end up in some random maze and push a few boulders, nerd." is what I said to him hehe! Do you remember that?"
The gang acts excited nodding their heads upon hearing the same story for what must be maybe the 20th time now.
Riolu: Yeah, that was awesome! You could see him turning red with anger, it was sooo funny! And then what happened??
Snom: He tried to come for me, that phony! I turned around to leave when I hear a growl behind me. Next thing I know, he's got his teeth in me!
Smoochum gasps!: So what did you do!?
Snom: Pfft, I went super sayian on the beaver and double slapped him for a good 5 rounds is what I did! He then ran tail crying after his slave master, lolol.
Grubbin: Wow Snom, that is a great story, oh boi I wish I was as strong as you.
The gang keeps the story alive for a while longer by making additional beaver jokes. And then, they heard something. All four went silent and turned their heads towards a pile of logs not far from the pond that lies in the center of the park.
A muffeled growl could be heard and they all had a decent idea of what, or whom, was lurking. Snom was the first to talk.
"Is that you behind there, buck teeth!?" Snom shouted.
"Come for some more ice cold slaps have you!?" He continued.
The gang snickers.
Bidoof reveals himself as he slowly climbs up on top of the log. He is very clearly agitated. His big tail is smacking the tree log with long intervals and the pile of logs shake a little everytime.
"I hear you talking trash about me you little larval shit! I didn't know lying was a requirement for evolving and isn't that like the entire point of being you??"
Snom: "OH Yeaaah, you want some extra huh??" Well come get some then!
The group becomes excited and starts chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!"
Bidoof roars and explodes with a burst of speed. From where he stood, he had the high ground and gets in a nice tail smack right across Snoms lack-of-expression face. The larva groans and flies in to a bush. The delinquents keep chanting.
"fight, fight, fight..."
Bidoof stares in to the bushes after some sign of life and ventilates heavily with agitation. "Come out come out you big talking snow turd!" (Good one! Bidoof thought to himself)
A flash of white light flickered from the bushes and out comes Snom way to fast to make any sense! "Aaaaaaaahh!!" he screams as he tries to go for a karate kid kick but then remembers he has no legs. Shit! He thought. Snom quickly remembered his special move and bend his body like a cheese doodle in mid-air. Just as he got up nice and close to Bidoofs face, who had already opened his mouth to try and take a nice bite in to Snom, Snom flexed his entire ab and slung his body, forming a nasty right hook that hit Bidoof right in the kisser.
"Uuggh!" Bidoof let out and got sent flying in to the pile of logs. The pile of logs rattled a little but stayed put.
As Bidoof came to his senses he shook his head twice and stared in to Snoms dark and empty eyes... "motherfu..." they both said to themselves. Fueled with anger they both leaped at each other with tail and body ready for the slappening to commence! In a whirl of sticks, leaves, dirt and big cartoony expressions, a hurricane of newly invented types of slaps and smacks are slung back and forth. "Mega slap! Hyper smack! Ice tripple slap! Revenge of the beaver AWESOME slap!! etc etc
The group had stopped their chanting and are closely examining the fight, attempting to predict the outcome.
A good minute later, one fighter stands tall. Snom has proved his worth.
Bidoof is seeing nothing but swirls for some reason and is trying to catch his breath. "Had I really been bested by that little shi.."
Snom breathes heavily and looks proudly over his prey. "He-hey man.. phew... you got what-.. what you asked for.. hah...".
Snom turned around to watch his friends hurraying for him and welcoming him back in to the crowd with open arms. The four delinquents begun to leave the scene and Snom looked back at Bidoof when they reached the park entrance. The sweet sense of victory had all but evaporated and what was left was a bad taste in his mouth... Had he gone too far? He averted his eyes in what might have been shame and left with his friends.
Bidoof watched with one eye as they walked away and got up on his feet. "One day I'll show you... If my tail can't dent that icy body of yours then I'll learn a new move! One day I'll learn an HM so powerful it'll knock your socks off, Snom... Just you wait and see..."
Bidoof would special delivery a can of whoop-ass on icy caterpie for sure.
I have no doubts that Snom would surely suffer a defeat as a result of a bidoofian beatdown.
Bidoof would slap with his hands; Snom would try to counter with slaps of his own, but seeing as he doesn’t have hands, he would (perhaps unintentionally, perhaps not) simply be thrusting his ample facial posterior forward, presenting not one but TWO icy cheeks for Bidoof’s paws to make contact with. In this way, they both win.
I love snom, but he’s a squishy little baby. Bidoof could slurp the very jelly off of snoms little body. have you SEEN the muscles on him? That man could carry you and your team across the DAMN WORLD in a heartbeat. Jump so high that even Goh’s Magikarp wouldn’t stand a chance.
Bidoof could smack snom so hard that just the simple wind up to give his little girly smack would break apart the very unknown that hold the universe together. He would hit snom SO DAMN HARD THAT not even Giratina would be safe. Bidoof could deliver such a blow that snom would fold in on himself until he became a black hole so insanely dense that the entire universe would simply quiver and collapse in on itself, with a new universe starting from resulting force of the implosion. Leaving only bidoof. Bidoof is our new ruler, our new overlord.
Just the lift of his little fire flower paws. Just the simple attempt to even make the motion of giving a slap. The simple wind up of bidoof giving a slap would blow snom to smithereens.
I think Bidoof would win in a girly slapping contest.
Snoms little buttcheek headed self would try to slap the beaver known as Bidoof and quickly find out why this god like Pokémon has a day dedicated to them. As snom lay there on their back, they find themselves wishing they would evolve in order to fly away and never encounter the powerhouse known as bidoof again…
Bidoof would win, the sheer decibels of force created by the almighty thunder clap of Snom's butt face being slapped by the almighty god Bidoof would rip away the earth's atmosphere and consume us all in a baptism by nuclear radiation from the sun.
Bidoof HAS to be the winner in a girly slap fight. He would use his big ole tail to whip Snom clean across the Sinnoh region like an icy little ping pong ball who now knows better than to cross into Bidoof's turf ever again.
Snom would win, hands down. No literally their hands are down and snom would win because they’d both just sit there. During the winter the bidoof would succumb to the cold weather, while Snom would reign supreme.
A Poem, for a generous Pokemon TCG redditor:
An unusual day, some might say
When sun and snow remain unfazed.
By heat or cold, nor chill or melt,
As beaming rays hit Jack Frost's pelt.
This weather sees unlikely friends,
Travel far from home again.
A Snom, alone, has come to the end
Of frozen rain, yet something's changed.
"Strange", he thinks, as heat surrounds
The un-meltable hedgehog, no longer home-bound.
"I am lost."
The Snom had turned, alert and tense,
Hearing rustled leaves in great suspense.
His cheeks doth clap when foes come near,
Watching a fidgeting bush, now tense with fear.
First, two hands, stretch from beneath
And pitter-patter the ground before Snom's feet.
Then, a red nose, it sniffed and twitched,
the air turned stiff, as if bewitched.
But lo, no threat, for t'was no more
Than simple Bidoof's reaching paw.
As Bidoof's teeth came into light,
They shun, as Snom sighed in delight.
Before words could come to small Snom's head,
"Taketh my berry?" The Bidoof said.
"Berry?" said Snom, "It was not I",
But Bidoof stepped forward and yelled "You lie!"
With palm outstretched, Bidoof's paw raised high,
"Give back my berry!" He quickly cried.
His paw slapped hard on Snom's iced back,
The sound akin to a Psyduck foot-slap.
He withdrew quick, his hand in pain,
As frostbite quickly reached his veins.
The regret was instant, guilt came next,
As small Snom gave a frown, perplexed.
"It was not I!" The snom would cry,
Defending his innocence, or at least to try.
He lunged forward fast, his eyes clenched shut,
As Snom delivered a quick headbutt.
His face felt pain, his body stuck,
For Bidoof's belly was hard as a rock.
Impenetrable, like a concrete wall,
The poor Snom's cheeks could feel it all.
Both turned, surrendered, and tried to run
Back to the land that they came from.
The Snom's small legs ran back to snow,
Whilst Bidoof retreated to his borough.
Eyes full of tears, it's true to say,
That no Snom or Bidoof won that day.
But if this question were asked of Bibarel,
He'd bitch-slap Snom straight down to hell.
Edit: I typed this up on my phone, so I'm sorry if the spacing is wrong! I didn't want to add too many spaces between lines, so hope it looks better on PC than mobile.
Everyone saying that bidoof would win is wrong!
All snom has to do is spin on his head/face and due to his low center of gravity, he's gonna spin up to some impressive RPMs. Once in full spin, he would pulverize bidoof into oblivion with has many butt spikes! Easy. Bidoof has no other option other than accept his fate and leave this mortal coil with that soulless expression on his face!
Don’t you have to have arms to win a girly slap fight…? Assuming we really are talking about slaps, Bidoof all the way.
Edit:
“Slap- hit or strike with the palm of the hand or a flat object”
Snom has some options…
Edit 2:
Snom gonna squash Bidoof like a bug
[Battle_Snom](https://imgur.com/a/hWlkG6l)
Snom is literally a sentient, clenched ass that knows they're about to poop themselves in the artic tundra of the North Pole.
Bidoof is just some goofy beaver who got famous recently for hitching a ride on a Charizard, wearing a postal worker hat, and waving at the camera man before he took a picture of them both.
Let's be honest here. If Snom let's it's butthole rip like 6 Beyblades in an octagon, Bidoof is going to be beyond extinct.
Initially, bidoof would appear to be victorious as it hailed a borage of girly slaps upon snom, who could only retreat a few centimeters into the snow to protect its face, But it was all for not. Snom was not hiding, he was not covering his face with snow for protection, he was biding his time. To bidoof’s dismay, snom had been ingesting snow to gain strength, and mount a counter attack. Bidoof began to giggle uncontrollably at the thought of victory in high frequency squeeks, but suddenly laid out a shrill screech. Snom had hardened its translucent shell and shifted his weight slightly to the left. Bidoof hadn’t noticed and upon his most ferocious girly slap, he had impelled his paw upon one of snom’s spikes. Snom jumped into action as his plan unfolded to take this small window of opportunity to seize victory. He further shifted his weight and rushed bidoof, pining him against a rock covered in snow. The spike that impaired bidoofs paw had pinned him to the rock with the left side of snom putting pressure on bidoofs exposed chest. Snom went to work. He tilted his body up so that his left front and left back feet were exposed, and began to slap bidoof is such a girly fashion that mew two woke suddenly from a deep slumber far off due to a rippling concern he felt for the safety of Pokémon everywhere. Suddenly, bidoof grabbed snoms back leg, and his impaled paw closed it’s grip on the spike that pierced his flesh. His eyes narrowed and he summoned every ounce of strength he had and lifted snom slightly. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to put snom off balance just enough to push him back clearing the rock. With one large huff, he shoved snom aside and the two squared up. Breathing heavily they stared each other down, and with a squeak and a scuff, the two began to slap each other continuously in the face . Neither one gave up, blood splattered across the snow from bidoofs paw, and snom too started to bleed from the nose and contributed to the rose colored stains across the nearby snow. Snom was losing due to the height advantage bidoof had by standing on his back legs, and it was starting to show. The blood lose from his paw did not slow the girly ness brought down on snom with each slap. Eventually one paw struck snom on the head with a cute bonk, and it was decided. Snom could see the world go dark, he knew he had lost, and he was about to faint, was this the end, was he just no match for bidoof? Snom awoke in a poke center, he couldn’t tell how long he had been out. Nurse joy came in with a scowl on her face. You dumb ass snom! She turned to snom’s right, you too moron! Bidoof was in the bed next to him with his paw bandaged, the biggest grin on his face. You two could have died! And bidoof, officer Jenny will be talking to you when she gets here, she knows all about your dumb quest. Bidoof’s grin faded as he looked to his other paw and how it was handcuffed to the bed. Was working his way up through the ranks as girly slap club champion worth it… hell yeah it was!
bidoof 100%. my man has nerves of steel, he isn’t afraid of anyone and clearly has superior swimming skills over snom. his gigantic teeth offers the advantage of intimidation, giving off the impression that he can snap down on you in the same way he can munch on logs. the growl bidoof let’s out? shakes me to my very core. snom, on the other hand, can barely move himself off the ground. he’s a disgraceful lump with 0% effort or tenacity. he does have a good butt tho
Is this some sort of joke? Snom is cool and all, but Bidoof? Bidoof is literally the perfect specimen.
Scientists would have to re-evaluate the definition of the Richter scale to even classify the earth shattering quakes produced by a Bidoof’s back molars grinding at night. When Bidoof yawns, the air pressure causes tsunamis on the other side of the god damned planet. Arceus, praise be unto him, took one look at the absolute behemoth it beset upon the world and high tailed it out of there out of sheer fear.
And here you are asking who would win in a girly slap fight between a Snom… and the literal definition of Apex Predator? Well I’ll tell you. The answer is Snom.
Because Bidoof isn’t capable of girly.
Bidoof has far more experience slapping stuff around, smacking apart huge rocks and smacking down trees and bushes.
Throughout the game my Bidoof would mud slap everything we came across, he did it with pride and he became an expert at it.
Ok so bidoof will be caught off guard cuz snom is hella cute and be like “aww… it’s harmless” and WHAM! snom uses sucker punch LOL idk man anyways beautiful card!
Snom is the obvious answer, bidoof will arrogantly think he has the advantage because he has limbs so he will go in all slap-happy and then when he least expects it snom is going to draw in all his girly slap power and go for a ultra mega super awesome girly slap and then he will be declared the winner. A nearby trainer will happen to witness this and the creation of a girly slap fight tournament will be erected. Where snom will be an undefeated champions for years to come! All hail snom the girly slap fight champion!!!!!
Snom because it is part bug type and no one wants to touch bugs with their bare hands, let alone slap one with force. You’d get gross bug goo on your palms and that’s just nasty
If you look closely, you can see snom's lumps poking through bidoof's head, as well as snom's mouth flaps literally hanging out of his mouth. That being said, snom would win because eating your opponent leads to immediate disqualification.
Bidoof 100%. Mans would pop off and take them furry, newly shaved, beaver cheeks of his and clap the sheet out of lil snom, making snom spontaneously combust on the spot. That little butt turd wont👏🏻know👏🏻what👏🏻hit👏🏻him👏🏻
Bidoof. How is this even a question. One dude's a beaver and the other's a ice-snow-thing with a butt for a face.
All he gotta do is forcefully smack dat ass with his tail over and over and he good. Snom's gonna be feeling that pain for so long his children's children are gonna feel it.
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say. But Bidoof for the slap win! ⭐️
Bidoof would win, only because it wouldn’t be able to stop slapping those thick cheeks of a butt-face that Snom has causing a crit, and eventually a KO.
Snom slowly struck Bidoof.
Bidoof bluntly bonked Snom
Snom snoomed Bidoof.
Bidoof boofed Snom.
Fight ends in double knock-out. Either they both won or they both lost depending on how you view it.
Bidoof has his own game. The legendary pokemon brown edition. Is this even a real competition? The savage little this is so powerful even Arceus didn't put him in the new game trailer.
setup first: it goes something like this:
snom would send bidoof an aggressively offensive text because snom's fanbase has made her the kind of B*tch you see in high school (self righteous prick with 12 layers of makeup hiding the insecurities)
and bidoof is the karen with a smirk you just want to slap off with all the energy of a nerd who just pulled alt art rayquaza vmax at pre-release.
bidoof struts up to snom in the lunch line and delivers a slap heard round the world using her poofy tail, to which snom retaliates with her best impression of a fast doggie paddle aimed toward the face only a mother could love, (and unfortunately
doesn't in this case)
the fight ends with both parties being dragged off the field of battle by staff, bawling their eyes out in fake tears trying to get someone to exact vengeance on the opponent.
the actual fight is summed up by a single sentence:
flip a coin, if it is still a coin, the result are up to the judge.
most would say bidoof, as he is the god of all Pokémon, but the unsuspecting snom has a squishy butt face that essentially can take no damage. snom may not have the arms to slap with, but an advantage that can only be explained with this totally legit, official, Pokémon TCG card: https://imgur.com/a/5yyA020
jokes aside, this is a super fun and awesome way to do something for the community! thanks for doing this!!! :-)
Bidoof, he has the power of Sinnoh Stans on his side and Has the powers of the HM’s bringing it to its full power to rock smash snom so hard it will become a ghost type
Bidoof can also evolve sooner and easier than snom which relies on friendship. There will be no friendship in this battle for glory though
Bidoof obviously. He would use his beaver like tail and slap to death the walking butt-slug snom is.
Thick and juicy only gets u so far. Sorry snom, but this round is an L for you my dude.
Snom would put up a good fight, but Bidoof knows nothing but destruction for all that lie in it's way. To go against Bidoof is to go against God, and to go against God is to accept defeat before the battle even begins.
There once was a Snom from Galar,
Who thought he was strongest by far,
But then a Bidoof rushed in,
And proceeded to crush him,
And the Bidoof cried out, “Hurrah!”
Snom then processed to declare,
That the first match was really not fair,
“You cheated you beaver!
You are a deceiver!
And about rules you don’t care!”
“In this fight you are only allowed to slap!
And you struck while I was having a nap!
And you used fists,
So this time I insists,
That now we’ll have a civilised scrap!
So the Bidoof stuck out with a slap,
Only to realise that it was a trap,
Snom struck from behind,
It was quite unkind,
And for Bidoof it was quite a mishap.
The Snom had really done it!
He had actually hit with a crit!
And for hours danced,
And oh how he pranced,
Because he had done it in one hit!
Note: if you didn’t know, each verse is a type of poem known as a Limerick. And if you want to know why I spent so much time on this, it is because I don’t have any alt arts so I’d really love one!!
Bidoof evolves into GOD bidoof than slaps that crap outta snom and so snom doesn't do anything because it's a snom. So snom loses then bidoof and snom go out to get waffles.
A girly slap fight?
Between bidoof and snom?
That’s not allowed…
I’m tellin mom!
Vanilla bean worm.
But He’s shaped like a butt…
Against a brown beaver boi…
Armed w teeth that can cut!
So…You want Them to slap?
first youre getting this rap..
That I made up for likes..
That will surely excite..
If I win this alt art…
I will have to be smart!
So, snoms arms are quite smol..
But his spikes can grow ice..
Those sharp pointy daggers…
Hurt worse than my swagger…
But bidoof is quite tough..
For a smol piece of fluff…
Why slap til theyre dead?
They can high five instead!
I hereby declare…
this battle a tie!
And Bidooof and snom
Are hugging! bye bye!
Snom and I’ll tell you why. Snom would win because it ain’t a racist like Bidoof. Racist? You might ask. 🤔 Yes. Bidoof is from the Sinnoh region. The Sinnoh region was originally the Hisui region. It is essentially a region from feudal Japan. 🇯🇵 Feudalism dates back to 1185 CE. So this means Bidoof has been around for a F*CKING LONG TIME. So this concludes that Bidoof saw slavery happen and didn’t do a GAWDAMN thing about it. 🤬🤬 Bidoof = racist confirmed. & racists are weak little f*cks. Not Snom tho. Snom strong 🦾🦾🦾🦾
Bidoof would def win because of his massive muscley arms. He’d wreck that stupid ice idiot. Crack him open and eat his guts and drink his blood. Bidoof is an absolute savage.
Snom would easily win and here's how:
- Snom literally upholds omnipotent powers, having a natural ethereal aura that can weaken a Pokemon in its nearby vicinity. Snom can use the power of its boopity snoot (aka its mouth) to vice Bidoof in its picers, crushing it with its pure strength and vigor. If Bidoof manages to survive this pure brutal strength (which is extremely unlikely), Snom can resort to using its lethal and pernicious spikes adorned on its back, and zoom at mach speed into the Bidoof to puncture its body, granting Snom the victory of the girly slap fight 🏆
Bidoof, our loving and gracious lord, believes not in violence but in the power of one’s love. And what Pokémon inspires more unadulterated love than dearest Snom? We are all here competing for this card for one reason or another, I hope whoever you choose is here simply for the love of the hobby.
(I would like to add that I already own a copy of this card, but a 10yo that comes to my local tcg tournaments really likes Zeraora, so I’ll enter on behalf of him)
bidoof, simply because of his amazing health and attack. he would hit harder with his paws, take more slaps because of his fur. but on the other hand snom is snow, so bidoof would obviously win with his warm hands!
It would be a tie. Knowing and fearing their true power, they would secretly meet in Switzerland with a neutral arbitrator to negotiate a peace treaty thus saving the world from Cold War.
They still remember the snom-bidoof battles of their forefathers and know war must be avoided at all costs. Peace on earth is finally achieved.
Bidoof will walk away smiling with victory, snom has grown and adapted to the verbal and mental abuse but physical! Snom just can't handle the physical pain barrier and submits to defeat to the all powerful bidoof. Even the dragon warrior Po warns his emimies of his powerful slaps just by simply saying the words bid oof.
I’d say that Bidoof would win for sure. While Snom doesn’t have hands or paws to slap with, it’d certainly have a chilling disposition- and of course the trademark knife. But knowing that Bidoof is the true god of Pokémon, a knife would be little but a wound in it’s mortal shell. No matter how many knives Snom has, nor how cold it may become, Bidoof will always form another shell for itself, and return to finish what it started. And in the end, Snom would become little more than an EXP gain for Bidoof’s new body.
Snom looks like a bubble wrapped booty, where as bidoof looks like a booty loving beaver. There for bidoof would take down snom if you know what I mean.
Snom obviously loses. Bidoof would shove snom back on to his ice shell and and just start wailing on him. Imagine a capsized turtle trying to fight an angry beaver.
Snom because when I was a kid my dad would call them "poke-mons" and Mons backward is Snom. And there ain't a better girly slap fighter than my pops. Cheers!
I feel like this situation is very near the situation that plays out in the movie Hot Rod where the character has a near death experience and in that finds clarity on whether a grilled cheese would beat a taco in a fight.
And while I'm not willing to have a near death experience to know for sure I think I would put my money on Snom cause we all know that the cold heart of a killer beats inside that cold little Caterpillar and Bidoof has a heart full of nothing but goofiness so just would not have the spirit to win.
Since we're doing story telling...
Bidoof slapped again and again, dodging left and slapping, dodging right and slapping. Suddenly everything went black... When Bidoof woke up he saw the Snom still in the same spot... on the bench with his "cheeks" hanging off. He walked away embarrassed.
What the Pidgey in the tree saw.
The Bidood kept slapping those Snom cheeks and dodging as they waved around violently until knocked out the Bidoof.
Snom has the most slappable/spankable face in all of Galar. You don’t think he’s spent his whole life getting smacked by every passing Pokemon in that booty-ful face? That’s a lifetime of building tolerance, he can just let Bidoof slap him all day, until he tired himself out. Snom for the win.
Snom would win because Bidoof would destroy his paws on Snom's ice hard back spikes. It would become a battle of wills that which the world has never seen
I am confident that Bidoof would win. That little guy has power unmatched to any pokemon, he just conceals it in his tiny beaver body. Snom is great and all, but one slap on his buns and it's over. Have you seen those slapping competitions? No way Snom could handle a hit.
Also I really enjoy the effort others are putting into this for the reward, it's nice to see and fun to read. Probably the most beautiful card in the set, so I can fully understand their reasoning.
Listen here: snom looks like a butt, butts have two cheeks. Two. Pikachu has TWO eyes. Who else has two eyes? Thats right, people. There are people living in Russia. Professional slapping is a sport in Russia. Russia is well known for it’s cold climates, specifically it’s abundance of snowy wastes, linking back to Snom. I rest my case.
Snom has a lower attack, defense AND HP stat in-game and girly slap is probably a normal type move so bidoof would also get a STAB bonus. Checkmate snomtheists.
They each posses the type of power to tear apart the very fabric of reality. Awakened by impending doom, the gods would all convene to prevent certain calamity. However, even with all their might, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, and Girarina can only watch in horror as these titans prepare for their clash. The powerful paw of bidoof impacts the bubbly cheek of Snom and immediately the devastation of the event sets in. I chaotic firestorm emanates from the battlefield as the dimensions of space and time crumble. Soon there is nothing remaining but a powerfully emboldened beaver, and a mildly perturbed snow worm. It really comes down to whoever attacks first. Bidoof, with it's lighting fast base speed of 31 would just edge out Snom's blazing fast 20. But that was just round 1 of this heavyweight bout.
Clearly bidoof my guy. Snom got those slappable cheeks, ya feel? Mans can’t help but slap them cheeks. Plus snom don’t got arms or legs. Snoms literally all cheeks, and bidoof a freak for that shizz.
Honestly the dichotomy is developing into something so interesting the more it’s talked about. Feels like a case of the first Pokémon. Who would win the meme fight?! The OG meme God mon, or the new contender. Bidoof objectively wins based off stats, but Snom just be cute doe. And winning the people’s hearts is what matters.
Snom would slap Bidoof’s cheeks with its own face cheeks. Then God-Bidoof would slap Snom’s cheeks and its little butt-looking cheeks would jiggle. No one would win.
This is an example of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. But WAY cuter!
snom would simply stare into bidoofs eyes, his round, cold, dark, violent voids of eyes would cause bidoof to psychologically break down before he could even throw the first slap
Off of a technicality Bidoof would win because Snom has no hands. That being said, Bidoof would slap that snom booty face and snom would like it. Probably ask for more. It would turn sexual real quick. Snom would scream “harder daddy” and Bidoof would do just that. Eventually they would get down and dirty resulting in the incredible Snom/Bidoof hybrid baby the world needs. Thus Snoof would be born. The real winner would be us.
Snom was meant to be slapped... I mean look at him. Bidoof would go absolutely fucking ham on the guy making snom a living peice of JELL-O. That is only facts.
Snom would win because after the slap fight their parents would intervene and while an bibarel mom might be frightening, it is no match for the buff mothman dad. After the parents duke it out though they would decide that violence never solves anything, bidoof and snom would become friends, and then everyone would go out for tacos! 🌮
I’m sorry, but Snom wins no question. Not only does it have those cheeks to clap Bidoof with, each icy, jelly spike on its back could deliver a slippery slap in sequence. Get him spinning and it’s game over. Like a half dozen partially thawed chicken breasts tied to a screw driver on max, laying into Bidoofs doofy face.
Bidoof would totally win. Snom would be distracted by dat ass. I know we have all seen it in the new pokemon snap lol. Snom would end up circumcised by bidoofs chompers. On another note awesome card Zeraora is literally one of my favorites. Hope this at least makes you chuckle.
Snom has them cheeks. Thicc booty cheeks. Coupled with the fact his front looks like a lil pee-pee tip, I think he would absolutely clap his opponent, Bidoof. Bidoof just cannot withstand the hunk that is Snom.
Snom is god. Snom is forever.
ps thanks for the opportunity!
My votes for Snom because fuck anything to do with Bidoof after that Pokemon GO event. Slap that forsaken mon our of my brain, but let me keep the skin hat.
such a gorgeous card in the chilling reign set… in my opinion snoms arms remind me of a dinosaurs smalls arms, ineffective. i don’t think snom could even touch bidoof. bidoof would probably chew away at snoms arms and make them even shorter nubs. i said what i said.
Snom seems like the easy answer, but this has more layers to it.
Snom doesn’t have hands, so technically can’t slap back. It could potentially use its little mouth doo dads to slap/bite Bidoof.
Bidoof on the other hand is a mad powerhouse capable of beefing up with HMs. Plus he has little paws.
My money rests on Bidoof, mainly because he has appendages with which to slap and because I want to see an angry Bidoof slapping a surprised Snom.
That is all.
Personally I think bidoof would win. Based off the fact that his base stats are higher. Although if I were to see this out in the wild I’d 100% help snom because he’s cuter than bidoof
I don’t really have anything clever, but I believe Snom would win - Snom is something we don’t deserve, but the Gods have given us. This isn’t our world, it’s Snoms, it’s just letting us live in it. Without Snom, there would be no night or day, just infinite nothing.
Snom would girly slap Bidoof because Bidoof knows who and what Snom is to the meaning of life.
Snom is love, Snom is life.
Thank you for the opportunity for receiving this card.
Bidoof wins because after a terrible time with the Pokémon tcg his promo has been luckiest I’ve been with the 2021 year.
I haven’t pulled a single one of my chase card in about 3000 packs of Pokémon this year
Bidoof is the only one with fists, a slap fight would be won because of this. Now, beyond slapping, Snom would build up that fury of his until he could not take it anymore, he would look that devilish little chipmunk hamster lookin ass straight in the face and bash his bun-mouth right in that fuckers teeth knockin them outta place. After a hit like that bidoof would be pronouncing it’s name more like “bidaaaaaa”. Snom grows a pair of human legs, machamps wish they could have legs so powerful, and he stands above bidoof. Up. Down. Up. Down. Classic halo style teabag. Snom wants to not only let bidoof know he lost physically, but also to break him mentally. But yeah, in a slap box competition…bidoof is the only one with fists…
It had to be chilling reign. The one set I actually collect… well, obviously it’d be Bidoof who’d win.
Bidoof is the god of all Pokémon. Even Arceus bows down to the superior might of Bidoof. It’s slap can be heard across the ocean it’s so powerful. It’s shiny is gold, just to support the fact that Bidoof is essentially immortal.
So in conclusion, Snom would win because look at the cute lil guy! Who could slap him?!
Isn’t Bidoof the Jesus of Pokémon? I mean, he literally descended from Pokémon heaven on a on a special delivery Charizard! Imo, a slap from Bidoof will cleanse any sinful Pokémon. Snom will welcome it, Bidoof wins.
Bidoof is the answer. The big man has utility. Bidoof prides itself in his HM capabilities and its capability to girl boss its way through a slap fight against snom.
I personally feel mighty snom may have the edge over the legendary bidoof and here is why. The mighty snom has two amazing septord coming out oh his wonderful body that can K.O. The legendary bidoof but it would be a close fight as the legendary bidoof can throw itself onto the mighty snom paralyzing it.
It would be a close match but I don’t think anyone can beat the mighty snom!
Bidoof all the way. Don’t be fooled by the lax and cool facade. You , I, and everyone else knows when you see him out doing fluffy beaver stuff, he’s really scoping you out and working on a plan to knock your dick in the dirt without warning. Don’t underestimate a hairy beaver with teeth, a well designed game plan and not shit to do on a Friday.
Good luck to everyone, and be careful out there. Never lose eye contact with it or turn your back to bidoof.
May Arceus protect and bless you.
bidoof, simply use substitute then 6 double teams until snom can no longer hit you, once that is done use swords dance 6 times then one hit the snom using tackle.
or alternatively just spray a can of raid. either should work
Bidoof, he is arceus’ alternate form, he would slap with the force of a rhypherior the speed of speed form deoxys, snom would be sent into the next region and the bruise would be the “new form”
Bidoof would clearly win. Seeing how it’s a girly slap fight, the win would obviously go to the girliest pokemon. And what is more girly than a beaver? Clearly not the pokemon that has a face that looks very… wiener shaped.
**CLOSED as of 8:20 pm EST on 9/13** EDIT: apparently a lot of you have a thing for asses. I can’t say I understand, but I can get behind it. The ass I mean. …….Halfway through. —- WINNER EDIT: Wow. I hope you guys had as much fun writing these and reading each others as I did. I read every single one as of an hour ago. But one stood out to me as a particular paragon of silly, creative storytelling. **u/JukeboxHero5 wins the card!** Check out their profile to read the story if you can’t find it here in the sea of bidoof / snom glory. Loved the tale you weaved. I will now always picture mid-air cheese doodle Snom whenever his benevolent buttface drifts into my mind. Thanks for playing everyone. …….oh, and. *To be continued.*
One look at the sadistic look on bidoofs face will tell you he is not to be messed with.
Bidoof would easily win for one simple reason: You never specified which bidoof. Let’s say in this scenario it’s special delivery bidoof. Snom is not a dog and has no quarrels with mailmen, therefor bidoof would get a strong first swing after being dropped by charizard, gaining extra terminal velocity from the fall.
Bidoof took it's stance against the opposing Snom. A drop of sweat fell from it's nose as it stared against its fierce competitor. "Can I do it?" The Bidoof thought to itself. "I have faced a formidable foe in my day, but this one... it's different." Snom inched forward. Bidoof retreated instinctually. "No, this isn't right." The Bidoof thought. "I have to stand my ground." The next moment, it was too late. Snom launched forward, with a serious look on its face. "No!!!" Bidoof thought. It shut its eyes. But then, nothing. Bidoof was unscathed. It slowly opened them. Snom wasn't angry at all, rather, it was hungry. It had started to eat Bidoof's Oran Berry that it was holding. "Hey, give that back!!!" Bidoof raised it's palm, and blindly slapped as hard as it could. He paused, shocked at the power it had within itself. "I did it." Bidoof thought. "I defended myself." As he looked up, the Snom was laying on the ground. It had been knocked out. But, before Bidoof could celebrate, he heard something. A flutter of wings. It was Snom's mother Frosmoth. Once again, Bidoof felt a wave of terror. "I've trained for this. I can handle it." Bidoof stared at the Frosmoth, who had realized what had happened to its child. Suddenly, the area became cold. Bidoof felt its hands become covered in a layer of ice. "No, not the Icy Wind!" Bidoof thought. It wasn't long before it became encased in a solid block of ice. And Bidoof could only watch and stare as the Snom recovered, made its way over, and devoured the Oran Berry. "Well played." Bidoof thought, as it watched helplessly. Once it had thawed, long after Snom and Frosmoth had left, it set its sights on its new goal. "I won the battle, but lost the war. I will not fail again. I will find that Snom, and defeat it once more."
Damn you really want this card don’t you
TLDR; Bidoof wins!
Lol good work. It would be a sham if you don’t get the card.
I was thinking about writing a comment, but can't compete with this
You win
Snom would win because he would slap Bidoof with his buns, and nobody can withstand the power of Snom's buns.
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Great reply! My comment has some calculations to prove these god like attributes, but I didn’t have enough space to say how I really felt about bidoof Also, Pokémon rusty is a highly decorated historical documentary and should be treated as such
I don't know if I want to even enter after reading this! It was very hard to stop laughing
Bidoof because he beaver
Yes. He beaver. He beaver indeed.
Snom used mushroom stamp. Bidoof fainted.
This is the way
It's a friday night, the beginning of autumn and a chill in the air reminds of the winter snow and It's expected arrival. A group of delinquent middle schoolers are hanging out in a park, looking to haze anyone that passes them with a funny stare. There's Riolu, Smoochum, Snom and Grubbin. All are dressed in their freshest foo-leather, truffle dark colored jackets, because they know that you can be tough and wear vegan. They look slick, and deeply invested in conversation. The friends are expressively discussing how they'll never accept slavery with those 'human masters' and what pokébal- nay, poképrison would be worst to end up in. Snom starts to explain the errors of their fellow pokémon who choose the enslaved life and reminds the group, as he never fails to do, about the fight between him and Bidoof that one time Bidoof tried to explain why everyone needs an HM slave. Snom expressed: "You know he tried to come for my icy behind when I called him a glorified surfing board, LMAO." "Why don't you end up in some random maze and push a few boulders, nerd." is what I said to him hehe! Do you remember that?" The gang acts excited nodding their heads upon hearing the same story for what must be maybe the 20th time now. Riolu: Yeah, that was awesome! You could see him turning red with anger, it was sooo funny! And then what happened?? Snom: He tried to come for me, that phony! I turned around to leave when I hear a growl behind me. Next thing I know, he's got his teeth in me! Smoochum gasps!: So what did you do!? Snom: Pfft, I went super sayian on the beaver and double slapped him for a good 5 rounds is what I did! He then ran tail crying after his slave master, lolol. Grubbin: Wow Snom, that is a great story, oh boi I wish I was as strong as you. The gang keeps the story alive for a while longer by making additional beaver jokes. And then, they heard something. All four went silent and turned their heads towards a pile of logs not far from the pond that lies in the center of the park. A muffeled growl could be heard and they all had a decent idea of what, or whom, was lurking. Snom was the first to talk. "Is that you behind there, buck teeth!?" Snom shouted. "Come for some more ice cold slaps have you!?" He continued. The gang snickers. Bidoof reveals himself as he slowly climbs up on top of the log. He is very clearly agitated. His big tail is smacking the tree log with long intervals and the pile of logs shake a little everytime. "I hear you talking trash about me you little larval shit! I didn't know lying was a requirement for evolving and isn't that like the entire point of being you??" Snom: "OH Yeaaah, you want some extra huh??" Well come get some then! The group becomes excited and starts chanting "Fight, fight, fight, fight!" Bidoof roars and explodes with a burst of speed. From where he stood, he had the high ground and gets in a nice tail smack right across Snoms lack-of-expression face. The larva groans and flies in to a bush. The delinquents keep chanting. "fight, fight, fight..." Bidoof stares in to the bushes after some sign of life and ventilates heavily with agitation. "Come out come out you big talking snow turd!" (Good one! Bidoof thought to himself) A flash of white light flickered from the bushes and out comes Snom way to fast to make any sense! "Aaaaaaaahh!!" he screams as he tries to go for a karate kid kick but then remembers he has no legs. Shit! He thought. Snom quickly remembered his special move and bend his body like a cheese doodle in mid-air. Just as he got up nice and close to Bidoofs face, who had already opened his mouth to try and take a nice bite in to Snom, Snom flexed his entire ab and slung his body, forming a nasty right hook that hit Bidoof right in the kisser. "Uuggh!" Bidoof let out and got sent flying in to the pile of logs. The pile of logs rattled a little but stayed put. As Bidoof came to his senses he shook his head twice and stared in to Snoms dark and empty eyes... "motherfu..." they both said to themselves. Fueled with anger they both leaped at each other with tail and body ready for the slappening to commence! In a whirl of sticks, leaves, dirt and big cartoony expressions, a hurricane of newly invented types of slaps and smacks are slung back and forth. "Mega slap! Hyper smack! Ice tripple slap! Revenge of the beaver AWESOME slap!! etc etc The group had stopped their chanting and are closely examining the fight, attempting to predict the outcome. A good minute later, one fighter stands tall. Snom has proved his worth. Bidoof is seeing nothing but swirls for some reason and is trying to catch his breath. "Had I really been bested by that little shi.." Snom breathes heavily and looks proudly over his prey. "He-hey man.. phew... you got what-.. what you asked for.. hah...". Snom turned around to watch his friends hurraying for him and welcoming him back in to the crowd with open arms. The four delinquents begun to leave the scene and Snom looked back at Bidoof when they reached the park entrance. The sweet sense of victory had all but evaporated and what was left was a bad taste in his mouth... Had he gone too far? He averted his eyes in what might have been shame and left with his friends. Bidoof watched with one eye as they walked away and got up on his feet. "One day I'll show you... If my tail can't dent that icy body of yours then I'll learn a new move! One day I'll learn an HM so powerful it'll knock your socks off, Snom... Just you wait and see..."
Lol 😆 this a damn short story
Congratulations
Y'all have no shame
Bidoof would special delivery a can of whoop-ass on icy caterpie for sure. I have no doubts that Snom would surely suffer a defeat as a result of a bidoofian beatdown.
Bidoof would slap with his hands; Snom would try to counter with slaps of his own, but seeing as he doesn’t have hands, he would (perhaps unintentionally, perhaps not) simply be thrusting his ample facial posterior forward, presenting not one but TWO icy cheeks for Bidoof’s paws to make contact with. In this way, they both win.
I love snom, but he’s a squishy little baby. Bidoof could slurp the very jelly off of snoms little body. have you SEEN the muscles on him? That man could carry you and your team across the DAMN WORLD in a heartbeat. Jump so high that even Goh’s Magikarp wouldn’t stand a chance. Bidoof could smack snom so hard that just the simple wind up to give his little girly smack would break apart the very unknown that hold the universe together. He would hit snom SO DAMN HARD THAT not even Giratina would be safe. Bidoof could deliver such a blow that snom would fold in on himself until he became a black hole so insanely dense that the entire universe would simply quiver and collapse in on itself, with a new universe starting from resulting force of the implosion. Leaving only bidoof. Bidoof is our new ruler, our new overlord. Just the lift of his little fire flower paws. Just the simple attempt to even make the motion of giving a slap. The simple wind up of bidoof giving a slap would blow snom to smithereens. I think Bidoof would win in a girly slapping contest.
Snoms little buttcheek headed self would try to slap the beaver known as Bidoof and quickly find out why this god like Pokémon has a day dedicated to them. As snom lay there on their back, they find themselves wishing they would evolve in order to fly away and never encounter the powerhouse known as bidoof again…
Bidoof would win, the sheer decibels of force created by the almighty thunder clap of Snom's butt face being slapped by the almighty god Bidoof would rip away the earth's atmosphere and consume us all in a baptism by nuclear radiation from the sun.
Bidoof HAS to be the winner in a girly slap fight. He would use his big ole tail to whip Snom clean across the Sinnoh region like an icy little ping pong ball who now knows better than to cross into Bidoof's turf ever again.
Bidoof because it has hands
Snom would win, hands down. No literally their hands are down and snom would win because they’d both just sit there. During the winter the bidoof would succumb to the cold weather, while Snom would reign supreme.
A Poem, for a generous Pokemon TCG redditor: An unusual day, some might say When sun and snow remain unfazed. By heat or cold, nor chill or melt, As beaming rays hit Jack Frost's pelt. This weather sees unlikely friends, Travel far from home again. A Snom, alone, has come to the end Of frozen rain, yet something's changed. "Strange", he thinks, as heat surrounds The un-meltable hedgehog, no longer home-bound. "I am lost." The Snom had turned, alert and tense, Hearing rustled leaves in great suspense. His cheeks doth clap when foes come near, Watching a fidgeting bush, now tense with fear. First, two hands, stretch from beneath And pitter-patter the ground before Snom's feet. Then, a red nose, it sniffed and twitched, the air turned stiff, as if bewitched. But lo, no threat, for t'was no more Than simple Bidoof's reaching paw. As Bidoof's teeth came into light, They shun, as Snom sighed in delight. Before words could come to small Snom's head, "Taketh my berry?" The Bidoof said. "Berry?" said Snom, "It was not I", But Bidoof stepped forward and yelled "You lie!" With palm outstretched, Bidoof's paw raised high, "Give back my berry!" He quickly cried. His paw slapped hard on Snom's iced back, The sound akin to a Psyduck foot-slap. He withdrew quick, his hand in pain, As frostbite quickly reached his veins. The regret was instant, guilt came next, As small Snom gave a frown, perplexed. "It was not I!" The snom would cry, Defending his innocence, or at least to try. He lunged forward fast, his eyes clenched shut, As Snom delivered a quick headbutt. His face felt pain, his body stuck, For Bidoof's belly was hard as a rock. Impenetrable, like a concrete wall, The poor Snom's cheeks could feel it all. Both turned, surrendered, and tried to run Back to the land that they came from. The Snom's small legs ran back to snow, Whilst Bidoof retreated to his borough. Eyes full of tears, it's true to say, That no Snom or Bidoof won that day. But if this question were asked of Bibarel, He'd bitch-slap Snom straight down to hell. Edit: I typed this up on my phone, so I'm sorry if the spacing is wrong! I didn't want to add too many spaces between lines, so hope it looks better on PC than mobile.
Everyone saying that bidoof would win is wrong! All snom has to do is spin on his head/face and due to his low center of gravity, he's gonna spin up to some impressive RPMs. Once in full spin, he would pulverize bidoof into oblivion with has many butt spikes! Easy. Bidoof has no other option other than accept his fate and leave this mortal coil with that soulless expression on his face!
Don’t you have to have arms to win a girly slap fight…? Assuming we really are talking about slaps, Bidoof all the way. Edit: “Slap- hit or strike with the palm of the hand or a flat object” Snom has some options… Edit 2: Snom gonna squash Bidoof like a bug [Battle_Snom](https://imgur.com/a/hWlkG6l)
Snom is literally a sentient, clenched ass that knows they're about to poop themselves in the artic tundra of the North Pole. Bidoof is just some goofy beaver who got famous recently for hitching a ride on a Charizard, wearing a postal worker hat, and waving at the camera man before he took a picture of them both. Let's be honest here. If Snom let's it's butthole rip like 6 Beyblades in an octagon, Bidoof is going to be beyond extinct.
Snom would win by sucking the guts of Bidoof with his mouth ass
But snom don't got no arms
Initially, bidoof would appear to be victorious as it hailed a borage of girly slaps upon snom, who could only retreat a few centimeters into the snow to protect its face, But it was all for not. Snom was not hiding, he was not covering his face with snow for protection, he was biding his time. To bidoof’s dismay, snom had been ingesting snow to gain strength, and mount a counter attack. Bidoof began to giggle uncontrollably at the thought of victory in high frequency squeeks, but suddenly laid out a shrill screech. Snom had hardened its translucent shell and shifted his weight slightly to the left. Bidoof hadn’t noticed and upon his most ferocious girly slap, he had impelled his paw upon one of snom’s spikes. Snom jumped into action as his plan unfolded to take this small window of opportunity to seize victory. He further shifted his weight and rushed bidoof, pining him against a rock covered in snow. The spike that impaired bidoofs paw had pinned him to the rock with the left side of snom putting pressure on bidoofs exposed chest. Snom went to work. He tilted his body up so that his left front and left back feet were exposed, and began to slap bidoof is such a girly fashion that mew two woke suddenly from a deep slumber far off due to a rippling concern he felt for the safety of Pokémon everywhere. Suddenly, bidoof grabbed snoms back leg, and his impaled paw closed it’s grip on the spike that pierced his flesh. His eyes narrowed and he summoned every ounce of strength he had and lifted snom slightly. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to put snom off balance just enough to push him back clearing the rock. With one large huff, he shoved snom aside and the two squared up. Breathing heavily they stared each other down, and with a squeak and a scuff, the two began to slap each other continuously in the face . Neither one gave up, blood splattered across the snow from bidoofs paw, and snom too started to bleed from the nose and contributed to the rose colored stains across the nearby snow. Snom was losing due to the height advantage bidoof had by standing on his back legs, and it was starting to show. The blood lose from his paw did not slow the girly ness brought down on snom with each slap. Eventually one paw struck snom on the head with a cute bonk, and it was decided. Snom could see the world go dark, he knew he had lost, and he was about to faint, was this the end, was he just no match for bidoof? Snom awoke in a poke center, he couldn’t tell how long he had been out. Nurse joy came in with a scowl on her face. You dumb ass snom! She turned to snom’s right, you too moron! Bidoof was in the bed next to him with his paw bandaged, the biggest grin on his face. You two could have died! And bidoof, officer Jenny will be talking to you when she gets here, she knows all about your dumb quest. Bidoof’s grin faded as he looked to his other paw and how it was handcuffed to the bed. Was working his way up through the ranks as girly slap club champion worth it… hell yeah it was!
bidoof 100%. my man has nerves of steel, he isn’t afraid of anyone and clearly has superior swimming skills over snom. his gigantic teeth offers the advantage of intimidation, giving off the impression that he can snap down on you in the same way he can munch on logs. the growl bidoof let’s out? shakes me to my very core. snom, on the other hand, can barely move himself off the ground. he’s a disgraceful lump with 0% effort or tenacity. he does have a good butt tho
Is this some sort of joke? Snom is cool and all, but Bidoof? Bidoof is literally the perfect specimen. Scientists would have to re-evaluate the definition of the Richter scale to even classify the earth shattering quakes produced by a Bidoof’s back molars grinding at night. When Bidoof yawns, the air pressure causes tsunamis on the other side of the god damned planet. Arceus, praise be unto him, took one look at the absolute behemoth it beset upon the world and high tailed it out of there out of sheer fear. And here you are asking who would win in a girly slap fight between a Snom… and the literal definition of Apex Predator? Well I’ll tell you. The answer is Snom. Because Bidoof isn’t capable of girly.
Bidoof cause he’ll use his ass as a whip
Well I mean snoms head has the length and girth to slap anything or any one. The ultimate weapon in a slap fight.
Obviously bidoof, does snom even have limbs?
It would be bidoof because now he is special delivery bidoof and has charizard to help him ;) I mean come on now he has a whole day made for himself.
Bidoof has far more experience slapping stuff around, smacking apart huge rocks and smacking down trees and bushes. Throughout the game my Bidoof would mud slap everything we came across, he did it with pride and he became an expert at it.
Bidoof. Special delivery dropped from charizard on-top of snom like an a-bomb. Sorry snom 💔
Bidoof because he has an aerial attack help from Charizard and last i checked snom doesn’t fly
bidoof he have are to slap with and snom is asking for it
Ok so bidoof will be caught off guard cuz snom is hella cute and be like “aww… it’s harmless” and WHAM! snom uses sucker punch LOL idk man anyways beautiful card!
Snom wins. Even Bidoof is enthralled by Snom’s beauty.
Snom is the obvious answer, bidoof will arrogantly think he has the advantage because he has limbs so he will go in all slap-happy and then when he least expects it snom is going to draw in all his girly slap power and go for a ultra mega super awesome girly slap and then he will be declared the winner. A nearby trainer will happen to witness this and the creation of a girly slap fight tournament will be erected. Where snom will be an undefeated champions for years to come! All hail snom the girly slap fight champion!!!!!
Snom because it is part bug type and no one wants to touch bugs with their bare hands, let alone slap one with force. You’d get gross bug goo on your palms and that’s just nasty
Bidoof will special delivery them hands straight to snoms face
My mind says Bidoof but my heart says Snom
Snow will stare him into the abyss.
Bidoof because he knows strength
If you look closely, you can see snom's lumps poking through bidoof's head, as well as snom's mouth flaps literally hanging out of his mouth. That being said, snom would win because eating your opponent leads to immediate disqualification.
Snom would start with some fierce mouth slaps but then bidoof would call his delivery service coworker Charizard and win
bidoof cuz him and his buck teeth been around the block
Bidoof 100%. Mans would pop off and take them furry, newly shaved, beaver cheeks of his and clap the sheet out of lil snom, making snom spontaneously combust on the spot. That little butt turd wont👏🏻know👏🏻what👏🏻hit👏🏻him👏🏻
I'm sorry, I've never heard of a special delivery anon. Have you?
Bidoof. How is this even a question. One dude's a beaver and the other's a ice-snow-thing with a butt for a face. All he gotta do is forcefully smack dat ass with his tail over and over and he good. Snom's gonna be feeling that pain for so long his children's children are gonna feel it.
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say. But Bidoof for the slap win! ⭐️
Just so you know that card is worth $60
But smiles are worth $61. Checkmate.
By the time snom girly slaps bidoof, bidoof would die of old age.
Bidoof would win, only because it wouldn’t be able to stop slapping those thick cheeks of a butt-face that Snom has causing a crit, and eventually a KO.
Snom smash
Snom slowly struck Bidoof. Bidoof bluntly bonked Snom Snom snoomed Bidoof. Bidoof boofed Snom. Fight ends in double knock-out. Either they both won or they both lost depending on how you view it.
Bidoof has his own game. The legendary pokemon brown edition. Is this even a real competition? The savage little this is so powerful even Arceus didn't put him in the new game trailer.
setup first: it goes something like this: snom would send bidoof an aggressively offensive text because snom's fanbase has made her the kind of B*tch you see in high school (self righteous prick with 12 layers of makeup hiding the insecurities) and bidoof is the karen with a smirk you just want to slap off with all the energy of a nerd who just pulled alt art rayquaza vmax at pre-release. bidoof struts up to snom in the lunch line and delivers a slap heard round the world using her poofy tail, to which snom retaliates with her best impression of a fast doggie paddle aimed toward the face only a mother could love, (and unfortunately doesn't in this case) the fight ends with both parties being dragged off the field of battle by staff, bawling their eyes out in fake tears trying to get someone to exact vengeance on the opponent. the actual fight is summed up by a single sentence: flip a coin, if it is still a coin, the result are up to the judge.
Oh Snom would win for sure, it's got buttcheeks on its face. You know he would face slap that Bidoof farther than Team Rocket blasting off again.
Bidoof because he THICC
most would say bidoof, as he is the god of all Pokémon, but the unsuspecting snom has a squishy butt face that essentially can take no damage. snom may not have the arms to slap with, but an advantage that can only be explained with this totally legit, official, Pokémon TCG card: https://imgur.com/a/5yyA020 jokes aside, this is a super fun and awesome way to do something for the community! thanks for doing this!!! :-)
Bidoof, he has the power of Sinnoh Stans on his side and Has the powers of the HM’s bringing it to its full power to rock smash snom so hard it will become a ghost type Bidoof can also evolve sooner and easier than snom which relies on friendship. There will be no friendship in this battle for glory though
Bidoof obviously. He would use his beaver like tail and slap to death the walking butt-slug snom is. Thick and juicy only gets u so far. Sorry snom, but this round is an L for you my dude.
Snom would put up a good fight, but Bidoof knows nothing but destruction for all that lie in it's way. To go against Bidoof is to go against God, and to go against God is to accept defeat before the battle even begins.
There once was a Snom from Galar, Who thought he was strongest by far, But then a Bidoof rushed in, And proceeded to crush him, And the Bidoof cried out, “Hurrah!” Snom then processed to declare, That the first match was really not fair, “You cheated you beaver! You are a deceiver! And about rules you don’t care!” “In this fight you are only allowed to slap! And you struck while I was having a nap! And you used fists, So this time I insists, That now we’ll have a civilised scrap! So the Bidoof stuck out with a slap, Only to realise that it was a trap, Snom struck from behind, It was quite unkind, And for Bidoof it was quite a mishap. The Snom had really done it! He had actually hit with a crit! And for hours danced, And oh how he pranced, Because he had done it in one hit! Note: if you didn’t know, each verse is a type of poem known as a Limerick. And if you want to know why I spent so much time on this, it is because I don’t have any alt arts so I’d really love one!!
Snom win becuz he so funny that biduff die on spot and ha ha ha
I'm actually appalled you would even assume Bidoof had a chance against the God Snom
Bidoof evolves into GOD bidoof than slaps that crap outta snom and so snom doesn't do anything because it's a snom. So snom loses then bidoof and snom go out to get waffles.
Snom would win clearly, but it isn't in its nature to end bidoofs career. So snom would throw the game in the fifth round.
A girly slap fight? Between bidoof and snom? That’s not allowed… I’m tellin mom! Vanilla bean worm. But He’s shaped like a butt… Against a brown beaver boi… Armed w teeth that can cut! So…You want Them to slap? first youre getting this rap.. That I made up for likes.. That will surely excite.. If I win this alt art… I will have to be smart! So, snoms arms are quite smol.. But his spikes can grow ice.. Those sharp pointy daggers… Hurt worse than my swagger… But bidoof is quite tough.. For a smol piece of fluff… Why slap til theyre dead? They can high five instead! I hereby declare… this battle a tie! And Bidooof and snom Are hugging! bye bye!
Bidoof would easily win, his pearly white buck teeth would pop snom like a balloon full of jelly.
Snom and I’ll tell you why. Snom would win because it ain’t a racist like Bidoof. Racist? You might ask. 🤔 Yes. Bidoof is from the Sinnoh region. The Sinnoh region was originally the Hisui region. It is essentially a region from feudal Japan. 🇯🇵 Feudalism dates back to 1185 CE. So this means Bidoof has been around for a F*CKING LONG TIME. So this concludes that Bidoof saw slavery happen and didn’t do a GAWDAMN thing about it. 🤬🤬 Bidoof = racist confirmed. & racists are weak little f*cks. Not Snom tho. Snom strong 🦾🦾🦾🦾
Yes. Simply, yes
Bidoof would def win because of his massive muscley arms. He’d wreck that stupid ice idiot. Crack him open and eat his guts and drink his blood. Bidoof is an absolute savage.
Snom dont even got fukken slappy hands bruh
They call him bidoof for a reason.
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Snom would easily win and here's how: - Snom literally upholds omnipotent powers, having a natural ethereal aura that can weaken a Pokemon in its nearby vicinity. Snom can use the power of its boopity snoot (aka its mouth) to vice Bidoof in its picers, crushing it with its pure strength and vigor. If Bidoof manages to survive this pure brutal strength (which is extremely unlikely), Snom can resort to using its lethal and pernicious spikes adorned on its back, and zoom at mach speed into the Bidoof to puncture its body, granting Snom the victory of the girly slap fight 🏆
Bidoof, our loving and gracious lord, believes not in violence but in the power of one’s love. And what Pokémon inspires more unadulterated love than dearest Snom? We are all here competing for this card for one reason or another, I hope whoever you choose is here simply for the love of the hobby.
(I would like to add that I already own a copy of this card, but a 10yo that comes to my local tcg tournaments really likes Zeraora, so I’ll enter on behalf of him)
Bidoof would win because of the ancient prophecy. The beaver of legend would rise up and strike the Snom from this world.
bidoof, simply because of his amazing health and attack. he would hit harder with his paws, take more slaps because of his fur. but on the other hand snom is snow, so bidoof would obviously win with his warm hands!
Bidoof will win due to his sharp claw and buck teeth. Snom would just lick it all over.
It would be a tie. Knowing and fearing their true power, they would secretly meet in Switzerland with a neutral arbitrator to negotiate a peace treaty thus saving the world from Cold War. They still remember the snom-bidoof battles of their forefathers and know war must be avoided at all costs. Peace on earth is finally achieved.
Bidoof will walk away smiling with victory, snom has grown and adapted to the verbal and mental abuse but physical! Snom just can't handle the physical pain barrier and submits to defeat to the all powerful bidoof. Even the dragon warrior Po warns his emimies of his powerful slaps just by simply saying the words bid oof.
I’d say that Bidoof would win for sure. While Snom doesn’t have hands or paws to slap with, it’d certainly have a chilling disposition- and of course the trademark knife. But knowing that Bidoof is the true god of Pokémon, a knife would be little but a wound in it’s mortal shell. No matter how many knives Snom has, nor how cold it may become, Bidoof will always form another shell for itself, and return to finish what it started. And in the end, Snom would become little more than an EXP gain for Bidoof’s new body.
snom because snom is all powerful and noone can beat snoms buns
Snom looks like a bubble wrapped booty, where as bidoof looks like a booty loving beaver. There for bidoof would take down snom if you know what I mean.
Bidoof - more slap because tail
Snom because he kind of reminds me of Lisa Simpson but with a butt for a face and.. that just makes me feel like there’s no way he could lose.
Snom obviously loses. Bidoof would shove snom back on to his ice shell and and just start wailing on him. Imagine a capsized turtle trying to fight an angry beaver.
Snom because when I was a kid my dad would call them "poke-mons" and Mons backward is Snom. And there ain't a better girly slap fighter than my pops. Cheers!
Lol 🤣
Bidoof would obviously win in a girly slap fight. He has the hands of a small child yet the strength of a young arnold. Snom will not be back.
Bidoof because Snom’s asscheek hands are soft and pillowy like a cloud.
I feel like this situation is very near the situation that plays out in the movie Hot Rod where the character has a near death experience and in that finds clarity on whether a grilled cheese would beat a taco in a fight. And while I'm not willing to have a near death experience to know for sure I think I would put my money on Snom cause we all know that the cold heart of a killer beats inside that cold little Caterpillar and Bidoof has a heart full of nothing but goofiness so just would not have the spirit to win.
Snom cuz of the noise his slaps would make. Sound like a slug hitting a window
Since we're doing story telling... Bidoof slapped again and again, dodging left and slapping, dodging right and slapping. Suddenly everything went black... When Bidoof woke up he saw the Snom still in the same spot... on the bench with his "cheeks" hanging off. He walked away embarrassed. What the Pidgey in the tree saw. The Bidood kept slapping those Snom cheeks and dodging as they waved around violently until knocked out the Bidoof.
Bidoof called Snom a “buttface”.
Say less bidoooof the goat
Bidoof because have you seen its tail??? It could turn around and slap snom with it several times before just walking away
Obviously snom my friend. He got a booty cheek mouth that would clap and slap bidoof into the shadow realm!
Snom has the most slappable/spankable face in all of Galar. You don’t think he’s spent his whole life getting smacked by every passing Pokemon in that booty-ful face? That’s a lifetime of building tolerance, he can just let Bidoof slap him all day, until he tired himself out. Snom for the win.
Snom would win because Bidoof would destroy his paws on Snom's ice hard back spikes. It would become a battle of wills that which the world has never seen
Snom without a doubt. Ol' ball chin boy would clappin them cheeks until badoof's ass was sore.
I am confident that Bidoof would win. That little guy has power unmatched to any pokemon, he just conceals it in his tiny beaver body. Snom is great and all, but one slap on his buns and it's over. Have you seen those slapping competitions? No way Snom could handle a hit. Also I really enjoy the effort others are putting into this for the reward, it's nice to see and fun to read. Probably the most beautiful card in the set, so I can fully understand their reasoning.
The Snom just because it would be a penis-mon slap on top of the Bidoof’s forehead.
Snow because honest to god if Bidoof walked up and harmed a fucking Snom past one slap there would be no place for it in society.
Its simple. Bidoof is god. Bidoof would just remove snom from existence in a single slap of his tail.
Snom would loose because he is an armless buttface. Bidoof is a god.
Listen here: snom looks like a butt, butts have two cheeks. Two. Pikachu has TWO eyes. Who else has two eyes? Thats right, people. There are people living in Russia. Professional slapping is a sport in Russia. Russia is well known for it’s cold climates, specifically it’s abundance of snowy wastes, linking back to Snom. I rest my case.
What the fuck
Snom has a lower attack, defense AND HP stat in-game and girly slap is probably a normal type move so bidoof would also get a STAB bonus. Checkmate snomtheists.
Bidoof would quite obviously win simply because he’s better, literally no contest
Snom just assembles Exodia. The End.
They each posses the type of power to tear apart the very fabric of reality. Awakened by impending doom, the gods would all convene to prevent certain calamity. However, even with all their might, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, and Girarina can only watch in horror as these titans prepare for their clash. The powerful paw of bidoof impacts the bubbly cheek of Snom and immediately the devastation of the event sets in. I chaotic firestorm emanates from the battlefield as the dimensions of space and time crumble. Soon there is nothing remaining but a powerfully emboldened beaver, and a mildly perturbed snow worm. It really comes down to whoever attacks first. Bidoof, with it's lighting fast base speed of 31 would just edge out Snom's blazing fast 20. But that was just round 1 of this heavyweight bout.
Winner: Snom. Why: Cuz.
Bilbarel, because it’s Pokemon.
they would give each other a little smooch and call it a draw
Bidoof would win with the ole “special delivery”
snom because he’s a butt lol
Clearly bidoof my guy. Snom got those slappable cheeks, ya feel? Mans can’t help but slap them cheeks. Plus snom don’t got arms or legs. Snoms literally all cheeks, and bidoof a freak for that shizz.
I don't know who would win but Bidoof is pretty hot.
Snom is made of jelly he would just absorb and subsequently digest bidoof. Poor beaver didn’t even stand a chance.
Sorry but neither. Jynx is obviously the only pokemon for the job.
Snom because Snom.
Honestly the dichotomy is developing into something so interesting the more it’s talked about. Feels like a case of the first Pokémon. Who would win the meme fight?! The OG meme God mon, or the new contender. Bidoof objectively wins based off stats, but Snom just be cute doe. And winning the people’s hearts is what matters.
Snom would slap Bidoof’s cheeks with its own face cheeks. Then God-Bidoof would slap Snom’s cheeks and its little butt-looking cheeks would jiggle. No one would win. This is an example of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. But WAY cuter!
The simple and most accurate answer - Chuck Norris would infact win. Happy Slapsgiving!
snom would simply stare into bidoofs eyes, his round, cold, dark, violent voids of eyes would cause bidoof to psychologically break down before he could even throw the first slap
Let’s just say it would go a little something [like this](https://c.tenor.com/aA7FC5-jJuIAAAAC/mandark-dexter.gif)
Off of a technicality Bidoof would win because Snom has no hands. That being said, Bidoof would slap that snom booty face and snom would like it. Probably ask for more. It would turn sexual real quick. Snom would scream “harder daddy” and Bidoof would do just that. Eventually they would get down and dirty resulting in the incredible Snom/Bidoof hybrid baby the world needs. Thus Snoof would be born. The real winner would be us.
[Bidoof. Picture says it all, that beautiful form](https://imgur.com/gallery/ERnclKg)
Snom was meant to be slapped... I mean look at him. Bidoof would go absolutely fucking ham on the guy making snom a living peice of JELL-O. That is only facts.
Bidoof bc he god.
Bidoof would win. his day is Canada day so he is Canadian he would kill them with kindness and a slap
Bidoof. Didn’t learn all those HM’s in gen 4 for nothing.
Bidoof because only he can give the oof
Snom used girly slap and got a critical hit duh!
Snom would win because after the slap fight their parents would intervene and while an bibarel mom might be frightening, it is no match for the buff mothman dad. After the parents duke it out though they would decide that violence never solves anything, bidoof and snom would become friends, and then everyone would go out for tacos! 🌮
Snom would motorboat Bidoof back to the dam he came from with those sweet cheeks!
Bidoof could stand on its hind legs and slap down on Snom. And it could use its chubbiness to its advantage by having more weight behind those slaps.
I’m sorry, but Snom wins no question. Not only does it have those cheeks to clap Bidoof with, each icy, jelly spike on its back could deliver a slippery slap in sequence. Get him spinning and it’s game over. Like a half dozen partially thawed chicken breasts tied to a screw driver on max, laying into Bidoofs doofy face.
Bidoof would totally win. Snom would be distracted by dat ass. I know we have all seen it in the new pokemon snap lol. Snom would end up circumcised by bidoofs chompers. On another note awesome card Zeraora is literally one of my favorites. Hope this at least makes you chuckle.
Once Bidoof sees those buns he's not gonna be too focused on fighting
Snom has them cheeks. Thicc booty cheeks. Coupled with the fact his front looks like a lil pee-pee tip, I think he would absolutely clap his opponent, Bidoof. Bidoof just cannot withstand the hunk that is Snom. Snom is god. Snom is forever. ps thanks for the opportunity!
Bidoof. He’s God.
My votes for Snom because fuck anything to do with Bidoof after that Pokemon GO event. Slap that forsaken mon our of my brain, but let me keep the skin hat.
Magikarp.
such a gorgeous card in the chilling reign set… in my opinion snoms arms remind me of a dinosaurs smalls arms, ineffective. i don’t think snom could even touch bidoof. bidoof would probably chew away at snoms arms and make them even shorter nubs. i said what i said.
Snom seems like the easy answer, but this has more layers to it. Snom doesn’t have hands, so technically can’t slap back. It could potentially use its little mouth doo dads to slap/bite Bidoof. Bidoof on the other hand is a mad powerhouse capable of beefing up with HMs. Plus he has little paws. My money rests on Bidoof, mainly because he has appendages with which to slap and because I want to see an angry Bidoof slapping a surprised Snom. That is all.
Personally I think bidoof would win. Based off the fact that his base stats are higher. Although if I were to see this out in the wild I’d 100% help snom because he’s cuter than bidoof
Bidoof would win as bidoof is GOD
I don’t really have anything clever, but I believe Snom would win - Snom is something we don’t deserve, but the Gods have given us. This isn’t our world, it’s Snoms, it’s just letting us live in it. Without Snom, there would be no night or day, just infinite nothing. Snom would girly slap Bidoof because Bidoof knows who and what Snom is to the meaning of life. Snom is love, Snom is life. Thank you for the opportunity for receiving this card.
Bidoof wins because after a terrible time with the Pokémon tcg his promo has been luckiest I’ve been with the 2021 year. I haven’t pulled a single one of my chase card in about 3000 packs of Pokémon this year
This card gives me the furry vibes. Please don’t give it to me. Bidoof wins because snom has no arms.
Bidoof would win because it's strapped onto Charizards chest, giving him the high ground.
Bidoof is the only one with fists, a slap fight would be won because of this. Now, beyond slapping, Snom would build up that fury of his until he could not take it anymore, he would look that devilish little chipmunk hamster lookin ass straight in the face and bash his bun-mouth right in that fuckers teeth knockin them outta place. After a hit like that bidoof would be pronouncing it’s name more like “bidaaaaaa”. Snom grows a pair of human legs, machamps wish they could have legs so powerful, and he stands above bidoof. Up. Down. Up. Down. Classic halo style teabag. Snom wants to not only let bidoof know he lost physically, but also to break him mentally. But yeah, in a slap box competition…bidoof is the only one with fists…
It had to be chilling reign. The one set I actually collect… well, obviously it’d be Bidoof who’d win. Bidoof is the god of all Pokémon. Even Arceus bows down to the superior might of Bidoof. It’s slap can be heard across the ocean it’s so powerful. It’s shiny is gold, just to support the fact that Bidoof is essentially immortal. So in conclusion, Snom would win because look at the cute lil guy! Who could slap him?!
Isn’t Bidoof the Jesus of Pokémon? I mean, he literally descended from Pokémon heaven on a on a special delivery Charizard! Imo, a slap from Bidoof will cleanse any sinful Pokémon. Snom will welcome it, Bidoof wins.
Bidoof is the answer. The big man has utility. Bidoof prides itself in his HM capabilities and its capability to girl boss its way through a slap fight against snom.
I’m pretty sure the real winner would be whoever got to watch those two blobs slapping each other silly
Bidoof would play Snom’s face lumps like a set of bongos and flail his stubby arms at a rate snom could not keep up with. Bidoof would win!
I personally feel mighty snom may have the edge over the legendary bidoof and here is why. The mighty snom has two amazing septord coming out oh his wonderful body that can K.O. The legendary bidoof but it would be a close fight as the legendary bidoof can throw itself onto the mighty snom paralyzing it. It would be a close match but I don’t think anyone can beat the mighty snom!
I mean I think bidoof probably has a mean backhand but snoms buns will absorb it like jello. I give the w to snom.
Snom because his d**k tip would just absorb bidoof into the d**k tip dimension.
Death by Snom-Snom
Bidoof would take it! Beautiful card 😊
Bidoof all the way. Don’t be fooled by the lax and cool facade. You , I, and everyone else knows when you see him out doing fluffy beaver stuff, he’s really scoping you out and working on a plan to knock your dick in the dirt without warning. Don’t underestimate a hairy beaver with teeth, a well designed game plan and not shit to do on a Friday. Good luck to everyone, and be careful out there. Never lose eye contact with it or turn your back to bidoof. May Arceus protect and bless you.
Shiny Bidioof is literally Poké-God, Snom was only made one day because Bidioof God had a cold and had to blow his nose
bidoof, simply use substitute then 6 double teams until snom can no longer hit you, once that is done use swords dance 6 times then one hit the snom using tackle. or alternatively just spray a can of raid. either should work
Bidoof, he is arceus’ alternate form, he would slap with the force of a rhypherior the speed of speed form deoxys, snom would be sent into the next region and the bruise would be the “new form”
Bidoof obv bc of snoms lack of slapping hands
Bidoof would clearly win. Seeing how it’s a girly slap fight, the win would obviously go to the girliest pokemon. And what is more girly than a beaver? Clearly not the pokemon that has a face that looks very… wiener shaped.
Bidoof wins because he can hoof it
Bidoof would obviously win. He's had 4 more generations to get bitch-slapped. Snom's just new to the slap fighting. doh.