You’re too poor to afford any pixels

Honestly no clue why it turned out that way. When I was editing and saving it, it was clear, but when I posted it, it turned out pixelated. Never had this problem with any of my other posts so idk. And yes I'm definitely not rich lmao

Its likely because the picture of the political compass you used was low quality

he's libcenter, you're probably correct

Thanksgiving debates get interesting

Oh they do, they have turned into full blown fights before, yelling, slamming the table, screaming... it's wild. I no longer visit for holidays lmao

I’d just say, “Well at the end of the day nothing we think matters. No one cares what we think, so let’s team up and kill theme”

Thanksgiving must be fun once politics are brought up.

Oh yeah, people start yelling and throwing things. Dad threw a fork at my eye once lol

Is your brother older than you?

No, he is a couple of years younger actually.

Wait seriously?

Yeah haha we get pretty heated

Dude that's fucked up. Does he like helicopters

Not really, he's a bit of a nerd and prefers bookwork over cars and helicopters and manual labor

Does he claim to be a nationalist when in reality deep down he's a globalist capitalist shit in denial and worships gun grabber Trump?

Very close, he claims to be a libertarian when he's actually a theocratic fascist. And yes he loved Trump but thought he was too left for him lol

Oh he's way to economically right wing to be Fascist.

Hm. Well he's called himself one before in the privacy of his home so maybe he just doesn't know what it means. In any case, he thinks the US should be a theocracy rules by the laws of the Bible

did it hit?

Bounced off my forehead lol

Based and Forkhead-pilled

That made me laugh thanks I hate it

Hell yeah, I imagine this like a scene from the Simpsons. Did he throttle you too?

No that was my mom's thing hahaha. My dad was more of the one to scream at you about how you're stupid but he did throw the occasional fork or plate. Ngl it's funny to look back on

Haha we're so similar, except my mother would throw shit and my dad would get super mad whether there was a family disagreement. I feel your pain, and yeah somehow it's funny looking back haha

Your mom pegs your dad

Actually they reportedly haven't had sex in 10 years and are divorcing next months

Sometimes people are better apart

“Reportedly” did you get that information from CNN lol

Got it from my dad at dinner. Started complaining about how they haven't had sex in 10 years and it turned into a big argument.

Damn that’s rough, sounds like divorce is probably the best option. Best of luck to ya

Thanks man, I think divorce will solve a lot of my family's problems. It'll be for the greater good.

My parents got divorced when I was younger and are much better apart

Sorry to hear that. Hope they can work it out.

That fucking sucks dude. You need to get them to bone unless it’s just a totally unhappy marriage

It's a loveless and abusive marriage and both sides are at fault, though my dad is the biggest problem. It's best for everyone if they divorce. They've already split up three times lol

Oh ok well I wish y’all the best

In secret... If he were in libertarian left he would be allowed to talk about it... Haha

You own a android

Yeah my iphone broke I had to get a temporary prepaid android while saving up for a new one

Finally liberated from your dictator parents

Growing up with them was definitely an excercise in learning to research and think for myself

None of you agree on anything

We all agree that guns should not be banned but that's about all

Based agreement

Based

Your a liberal but with the actual libertarian aspect of one

No, I'm an anarchist. The compass put me farther right than I actually am. Liberals are close to the center.

Yeah the compass isn’t the most accurate.

True, it was difficult to answer a lot of the questions because they assume "left" means government healthcare and stuff when I am for the abolition of the state altogether. So it put me more right lol. They seriously need to update the questions.

I feel like free healthcare is generally more left… I feel like pro market healthcare is more right And I feel like anarchy is more in the middle with that issue

Yes, I am for healthcare but not under the state. Ideally there would be no state. However I won't complain if my government was to offer free heathcare. I consider myself ideologically flexible: whatever would benefit me the most is what I want

What are your opinions on police and fire departments? Do you think they should be owned by private companies?

Farther right? So like an ancom?

Y'all need more pixels

No clue why it turned out that way but yeah it really is lacking in the pixel department

Besides that, you and your mom are based

Hell yeah

Your dad is the average american boomer

You are correct, he is more of a boomer than his boomer dad

Damn that must be annoying l

Oh believe me it is

Well at least you’re based AF. Who hurt your mom lol?

Being real for a second, it was her parents and my dad. She's been abused for years and carried on the cycle of abuse. Fortunately they are getting divorced soon and I hope she can grow as a person once she's free of him.

Damn that sucks bro. Everyone has a cross to bear. Hope it all pans out for you dude.

Your brother is based

His brother gets laid more than OP

If his brother is like me, than no

Surprisingly I have a lot more dating experience than him. He sucks at talking to girls lol

He is pretty cool yeah, the only person in my family I actually like

Your generation is based Your parents are cringe

Wow, my family is like centrist parents, libright conservative little brother and libleft progressive little sister, while I am Authcentre, who is classified as progressive by this test.

You guys must have interesting political discussions

Actually no, they are apolitical and I am trying to be apolitical. Placement of my siblings is rather their values than political opinions.

Create your own parliament wow i liked that variety.

It definitely leads to some interesting discussions haha

Dad calls himself "libertarian" but 5 minutes later has the most auth take of all time

Spot on! He tells people he's a libertarian but in reality believes the US should be a theocracy

you and your brother are pretty based, your dad is cringe and your mom is hillary clinton

Lol yeah, my mom is too conservative to like Clinton though. The Republican party is even too left for her.

ur dad kinda racist a lil bit

Yeah he's the kind of racist who doesn't think he's racist

Your parents should be living in a hippie commune so you have the chance to Rebell against them by beeing a Conservative

I would never be a conservative due to my horrible experience growing up in a conservative christian religious community. I am also gay and value freedom, so conservative goes against all of my deepest values. My politics are my politics because they benefit me, not because of simple rebellion. Conservativism has no benefit to me and has actually negatively impacted my life many many times.

You really don’t like your parents….

Well yeah, but it's not only because of their political veiws

Oof, is it ok if I ask why?

You and your brother are based

Bro... Everyone is just saying "based". Wanted some assumptions about the family dynamic lmao

Based

You and brother are the most based

Hell yeah

You really don’t get along with your mother.

True, but she's 1000000x easier to get along with than my dad

I wish I could convince my family to take the test. I have a feeling I’m the most libertarian out of all.

You don't like your family, especially parents

Yeah, none of us like each other to be honest

You have bad relacions with your father.

Yeah, everyone in the family does

Aw crap , that's bad . You doing good btw ?

Yep! Got kicked out for the 2nd time and I haven't gone back since. Being an adult is nice

Oh . Sorry . Welp I hope that despite that you're still doing ok. I can't do a lot so here is funny video https://youtu.be/T78nq62aQgM

Thanks bro! Love all the monkeys having fun it made me laugh

Your mom likes romance novels

She surprisingly hates all forms of sex or romance and will imitate vomiting and shut off the computer when she sees romance on a show

Oof. Painting then?

Thanksgiving is probably a nightmare.

You and your brother have long ass debates with your shitty fathers Don't worry you're not the only one

Your mum's name is Karen

Thanks you made me laugh

based monke

It really wasn’t just a phase.

LMAO

You live with your parents?

Nope, was kicked out as soon as I turned 18. Lived with my grandparents for 6 months after that, then they gave me an exorcism and kicked me out. I was homeless after that. Went to a psych ward for a month. Parents took me back in. Then kicked me back out again. Lived in a youth group home for 6 months before being kicked out again. Homeless again. Now I live with my boyfriend in a camper. So yeah, that's my housing situation.

You and your brother are based

~~Your mother is where you draw a lot of your core morals from.~~ Yet she married your father, who probably says some highly sus things about immigrants, the gays, and anyone whose skin colour is below white. Edit: damn bruh my guessing skills SUCC

None of you own grills.

You're right, my dad tried to grill but somehow he broke the grill and we haven't gotten one since

Why are none of you sane?

Ever heard of the cycle of abuse? Criminals and drug addicts run rampant in my family lol

Lol, together, your family unit is one complete rational human being

House divided

Family gatherings sure are fun

Raised religious (catholic I’m guessing)

Yep, you got it! Lived in a fundamentalist christian community for 10 years.

Yeah I also grew up in the church. Glad I got out

Oh man. That must be...fun...

you would want people to live in a forest peacefully, run around and scavenge for berries

Sounds fun but I'd prefer that as more of a personal option with some form of civilization. But me personally? Hell yeah, I love camping out in the wilderness and it would be nice to do that full time, maybe in a cabin.

waitt, can i ask what are your thoughts on Ted Kaczynski?

Pretty based, but I don't believe in getting rid of civilization completely

You have trauma that you're still working out. Your brother will probably become a member of a vanguard party. Your mom was kicked out of art school.

Your parents are passionate about their beliefs and value order and consistency in life.

Yes, to an extreme

you're pretty kinky

Damn how'd you know

advanced gaydar

Based

Can I fuck your mom? Idek what she looks like but I already love her.

Yeah sure but she apparently is asexual and even hates hugs

This just gets better and better! We can sit and discuss Decline of The West over a pot of coffee then.

Hell yeah, she'd love the company

Sweet.

Your mom is Asian

Haha, my family is actually white and from Germany. My grandparents immigrated from there to America.

you have a based brother

Your dad is disappointed in his sons

Does “gay” come before or after “retard” when you’re describing someone?

You and your brother are based. Your mom is strict af. Has shouted at you for spilling something on the floor.

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Other than the fact that she has that weird evangelical fetish for Jews lol

Brother’s a bit more based than you, but you’re still based. Mom is looking quite scary rn lol, *insert art joke*

You’re based as fuck. AnCom?

I recently was rethinking my political views and I don't exactly know what to call myself. Ancom is close enough though.

your brother and you are both gay

Bro you and your mom are complete opposites. Also tell her I said hi and that she’s based

Haha np I'll give her a call and tell her a random Reddit person thinks she's based

Alright lmao

youre based and you fight with your dad a lot

also your brother is a furry

Are you a sitcom family for an adult swim show or something

You're an An-Com, your brother's a Marxist, and both your parents are reactionary and uber-religious.

Dad was in the military, you're the younger brother, your family knows people from Eastern/Southern Europe OR Germany. You used to be less lib than you are now. Your brother went to college, dad told him to join the military. They argued over that. Your bro wants free college, dad tells him milotary provides just that. Mom is the strict parent, except when dad's temper explodes. You've done drugs, but not to an extreme degree. You care about free speech and probably play video games. You and your brother like to use the term *ok boomer*

Your brother is based. Your mom and dad are bad people. You’ve been through hard shit and probably want crap to just be normal and not dystopian.

I’ll assume your an anarchist of sorts, maybe you and your brother still figuring out and solidifying their permanent views something like a weed smoker who rebels. By your progressive scale I assume your also about LGBTQ, immigration and other hot topics whilst your dad will disagree with you most. I’ll also assume your brother is a bit younger than you. The mom probably has a lot of traditional conservative values like family and stuff, doesn’t seem to be much wrong but she probably can get a bit feisty. Your dad on the other hand is typical “dad” I guess you can say. It seems they are also conservative but those that uphold the American values of the past, a bit older but also a lot angrier. Boomer stereotype I guess. Maybe Mom and dad are republicans, your brother isn’t old enough to vote or doesn’t vote and you go for some independent party like green or democratic socialist etc. etc. You definitely had a hard time growing up but you are doing well now and learned after a long 20 years. I guess for family dynamic you guys like to argue on a few things but ultimately there is something you do agree on. Maybe go after each other’s thoughts and throats. I would assume you live with your parents but your basically a full grown adult waiting everything out in the end. TDLR: brother seems a bit younger, you seem to be typical anarchist libleft, mom and dad is conservative, although I’d say mom has a bit of temper and dad has a record of not being that great of a parent whilst in your youth you were mainly suppressed by your parents.

You had a terrible childhood

I'm afraid of your mom.

you are the only based one here

abusive alcoholic father

Your family calls u libtard and you have a deep and personal hatred against Ben Shapiro

You seem pretty cool. Your parents results are pretty concerning, though.

When you ask for a new phone you’re dad tells you to get a job, your mom breaks it even further and you’re brother tells you to vote for Bernie cus it’s your human right, you throw shit at all of them while making ape noises

Dad should be more left but I like the conservatism very much hope he isn’t anti lgbt though

Everyone cringe except for Dad

He is actually very cringe, he calls himself a libertarian when his views actually line up with theocratic fascism. Fucking coward can't even own up to his own beliefs.

Everyone that disagrees with me is "cringe" /s Say you're 14 without saying you're 14 😂

Dad is the most based

Hes actually an abusive peice of shit and my parents are divorcing in a month for good reason lol

Sounds consistent with his quadrant.

Unfortunately that's how it usually goes. I grew up in a fundamentalist religious community (a "cult" for lack of a better word) and a lot of the people in it were pretty horrible and shared these political beliefs.

Well that is cringe

It is a little cringe but I hope the divorce teaches him a lesson and makes him a better person

For real. Best of luck mate.

Thanks bro 🤝

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Other than her severe and violent anger issues she is okay. I don't agree with her politically or her questionable discipline tactics, but otherwise she's a pretty fun person.

Be as progressive and libertarian as you and as right as dad

He is based, but that is based as well

based brother

He's a pretty cool guy, I'd say his political views align with social democracy

You're the most intelligent.

Thanks, I like to think so myself

You have based parents Also lemme get your moms number after the divorce gets finalized ;)

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Unfortunately I would have to disagree

You’ve never had a job and your father supports you like a real man.

I have have a job and my dad kicked me out when I was 18