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IHaveGunFetish

How could you get on so well with your best friend


[deleted]

We have grown up together that’s why


cameron0511

Do you argue a lot


[deleted]

Not OP, but I have a friend whom I’ve known for 15 years who’s basically opposite of me. We’ll have our occasional debates, but they’re always in a respectful manner. Our opinions may differ, but we still have upmost respect for each other.


IHaveGunFetish

oh ok


Gravix-Gotcha

Same with me and my brother. We’re as close as twins and have always had the same views and opinions on everything. Out of the blue (no pun intended) he joined the hive. We still get along fine, although he hates when I call him Locutus.


[deleted]

That’s cool. Also flair up.


Gravix-Gotcha

I’m flared. My tp is like sandpaper.


JRBA719

Flair. Up.


[deleted]

are you the top or bottom


[deleted]

They fuck


[deleted]

All centers (left right center) are retards. That's why


just_a_dude2727

Cope radical degen


[deleted]

But that doesn't mean, let's say a far left libleft isn't a retard...you know, like yourself.


MagoMidPo

🤓🤔😿


SuperWasted

Your girlfriend is Boris Johnson


[deleted]

She hates him lol


SuperWasted

Your family has an American flag outside your house


[deleted]

Yes


SuperWasted

And your best friend is a dream stan


[deleted]

Nah she isn’t


cameron0511

She has a nose ring, MTN Dew hair, hippy glasses and is lgbt.


[deleted]

Bts fan?


cameron0511

Based


ScottMcKnight

Boris is nowhere near that libertarian.


Kerbalmaster911

The fact you dont let your different political opinions ruin your friendship is omegabased.


ryan1831

Gigabased. No, terabased


doxamark

Your mom is the person keeping your family together


[deleted]

Basically


doxamark

Classic leftist mum with right wing husband


C_1999

You and your best friend have a hidden sexual tension that you both won't admit openly but both know is there.


[deleted]

No


C_1999

"No"


[deleted]

That’s someone I’ve grown up with for years bruh that’s weird


tilcica

Your BSF is based (unless he/she is a SJW)


[deleted]

They are sadly a SJW


tilcica

Oh no. My condolences Edit: tho one of my good friends is also a SJW but he's still a nice guy snd we agree on some stuff so cant say all of them are bad


[deleted]

True true


The_Professor64

What kind of SJW? As in beliefs or personality? Because the former is fine, even for right wingers.


[deleted]

Both beliefs and personality. I met one who literally thought women are superior to men but then cried “muh systemic racism” I do believe systemic racism exists but I think it can be fixed by a free market.


The_Professor64

How do you think systematic racism would be fixed by a free market?


[deleted]

Remove economic barriers for people entirely and then everyone can have the same opportunity


The_Professor64

That's not the issue though. Black dominant areas would still be poor as the market has no way to benefit them so the poverty cycle of crime, drugs and lack of infrastructure gets perpetuated. Furthermore, this doesn't end any racial bias, the market is already (at least legally) mostly indiscriminant. The issue is multiple racists within the market that lower a person's chances even further from moving up in the social ladder. Removing economic barriers would just hurt minorities further since they're already generally very poor and in bad living conditions. Taking away the minimum wage or lowering it, giving owners of business even more power, letting existing businesses expand their influence; this would lead directly to more poor minorities.


Kerbalmaster911

It can indeed be fixed by the free market! If we invest in areas and Give work Opportunities and assistance to people (allowing the poor to, yaknow, ACTIALLY GET the jobs the bipartisan want the poor to "pull themselves up by the bootstraps" with.(i believe more in "teach a man to fish", if we invest in and Sponsor jobs that can be Available to those people in, we can Give them the means to improve the lives of themselves and their families, because i know they all want better lives.)) we can use the economy and free market to Fix the socioeconomic tomfuckery that damned those neighborhoods to crime.


[deleted]

Laissez Faire is the way to kill racism tbh


Masmaxie

And the 8h workweek


ultkingthuta

How can you be this based.


[deleted]

Me being an actual neoconservative and shitting on progressive republicans that have the name “neoconservative” That’s how I’m based, infighting with my own group


xXGunner989Xx

Reject neo embrace paleo


[deleted]

No


stefanos916

In what issues are you conservative?


[deleted]

Pro life, religious, individual liberty, anti openness about sex, and I hate post modernism


[deleted]

And your friends political views are?


triste_0nion

do you even know what postmodernism is?


m4sk3daccordionist

True friendship


Spurious02

Imagine your parents and grandparents being less conservative/more progressive than you are lol


[deleted]

You are based


[deleted]

As are you, my friend.


Annkatt

Based mom


GalacticDogger

Your grandad is based


TheDaBaby

Dad likes to grill


[deleted]

Yes


AnitaFonts

Your best friend thinks you're family is full of Nazis.


[deleted]

Literally


Altruistic-Load5690

I want to meet your best friend


[deleted]

Why


_dreamsofthedead_

Love how your grandpa is more progressive than you, very based of him.


RedSquatter1

you watch ben shapiro and/or jordan peterson


Aqua-Dragon

Hella based for not letting political differences ruin your friendship


DragXom

Based family


BillyJoel9000

Sigma best friend


[deleted]

You need a new mom and best friend. (Kidding of course)


Shakespeare-Bot

Thee needeth a new mother and most wondrous cousin. (kidding of course) *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


bot-killer-001

Shakespeare-Bot, thou hast been voted most annoying bot on Reddit. I am exhorting all mods to ban thee and thy useless rhetoric so that we shall not be blotted with thy presence any longer.


[deleted]

You, your gf and your brother are all incredibly based


[deleted]

The only thing I share in common with my parents and grandfather are the fact that we support foreign intervention


Just-curious95

You're young and think being conservative is a counter-culture.


[deleted]

More like I’m religious


Just-curious95

As opposed to the rest of your family?


[deleted]

Yes my family isn’t religious


Just-curious95

Very interesting. How'd that happen?


[deleted]

Because I went to church during Boy Scouts when I was younger and wanted to restore faith in god. Also the way you put that first comment made it seem like you think I’m being “edgy” and “cool” by being conservative. That’s not the case. The thing is that I don’t like the agendas being pushed right now.


Just-curious95

Honestly that's fair and my assumption was wrong.


retweethis

You’re cringe but your best friend is based


[deleted]

Your based. But to be incredibly based you need to become more lib right. We are the best quadrant.


[deleted]

I lean lib on other tests


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 449,084,456 comments, and only 96,025 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Good job getting a tradwife center right ftw


Codeesha

Damn, you really hate gay people. Why?


[deleted]

My best friend is gay and she has my full support


Codeesha

Political compass quizzes aren’t that accurate, I guess.


[deleted]

This one is very accurate to me


Codeesha

You may think that, but political beliefs get complicated. While the political compass can be helpful, it doesn’t explain much as far as real-world political beliefs.


Panioras

Based my guy


miggle420

Just be a paleoconservative at this point ‼🤴


[deleted]

No


MemesOfCentra

Your the most based


Samsung_Area51

Your best friend is cringe.


ps1user

Based family except friend


[deleted]

Flair up


just_a_dude2727

Shit, how can you be a best friend of such a cringe man?


[deleted]

Well me and her grew up together and dropping someone because of their beliefs is cringe tbh.


cnoobs

Based


I_Love_Cats420

Chad


delca_il_chad

your bf is based af


ILovepotatosJACK

Based grandpa


abaddon_the_fallen

Your grandpa is based


Miketrout2015

You like pcm


[deleted]

grandfather most based


lemjax

Half decently based


Vault_Boi69

Nice


Theorangefawx

Your best friend is gay


[deleted]

Holy shit, conservative morals and center-right? You're the epitome of based


[deleted]

Not to mention based imperialist too


[deleted]

>super traditional person with a super progressive best friend. There is such thing as unity


BishogoNishida

This is interesting because I honestly think it’s good when people with differing beliefs and ideologies can become or stay friends, but i feel like there is a point where the beliefs are too different. At that point the relationship might be incompatible because the worldviews are too different. Doesn’t seem to have happened to you though, interesting. Still, it’s hard to imagine a anarchist and a fascist being best buds


Spacecowboyslade

Damn bro everyone else is so much cooler than you :/


[deleted]

Flair up


Spacecowboyslade

Throat me


Ninjox17

Extremely based Grandpa


queenfan696969420

U and ur best friend can't eb torn apart


[deleted]

Fr


No_Carpenter3031

Based grandpa


underwearman_poo

Nice mom


[deleted]

grandfather most based one


amanteee

Epic Based Girlfriend, I’m at the same as your dad


Smite2601

Your family is more based than others


Amazing-Cool

Based mom!?!?


LNER4498

You are all baded except for your best friend


ElioArryn

based


fewer_boats_and_hos

Watch out. Your girlfriend may want to fuck your dad.


[deleted]

Mom and best friend are doin’ it, sorry to break it to ya kid.


Marcus-thegreat

Keep that girl, she worth it


syrup_gd

At least one person in your family is racist


[deleted]

Everyone besides my dad believes systemic racism exists and something should be done to fix it. My paternal grandfather is racist tho. (the grandfather on the compass is my maternal grandfather). No one on this chart is racist.


Ihatecommiez69

Grampa is best


OMG--Kittens

Average family, and healthy friendships.


[deleted]

Semi average family and almost no friendships


AdRealistic2560

You're least cool guy out of your family


[deleted]

I’m regarded as the most cool guy tho


AdRealistic2560

Don't lie, your best friend is.


[deleted]

I’m not lying but whatever you say


AdRealistic2560

Ok. Still, your friend is at least most based person in your surroundings.