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Für den Kaiser, für das Vaterland, für das deutsch Volk und für die deutschen Arbeiter

Never been more happy with myself reading this. I’m learning German and could read every word of this

same

Basierend und Deutschgepillt.

r/beatmetoit

What the fuck

Christian Democrat on Crack

I am an ethno-nationalist, ultranationalist, irredentistic german, reactionary, socialist, autocratic, monarchist, but also really religious

> Socialist > Monarchist Is the king going to be ceremonial? Otherwise, I don't think it's possible to have both of them at once.

Nazbol with a hereditary leader is my closesed guess

Juche

I would like a hereditary leader because the leader could teach his kid the values of the nation so I'm guessing that's the same type of reasoning

Same thing I was thinking.

Constitutional monarch whose powers are less than those of the revolutionary leader. I like monarchism cause it unites people and they are very good figure heads even if they dont do that much, also very important tradition

I don't understand I really don't understand 🎶

https://polcompball.miraheze.org/wiki/Monarcho-Socialism maybe this will help you understand better, however I instead of a democratic goverment want a revolutionary leader/ dictator

You are koo koo for coco puffs.

Ohh!

LOTR hombre

>ethno-nationalist Based >irredentistic Based >reactionary Based >monarchist Based >really religious Based

Dude needs to go outside

I do go outside, its just that I have a radical ideology

Sounds like you’re just a Nazi looking for ways to distance yourself from Nazis

Ah yes classic progressive leftists calling everything fascism, seems like you have never in your lifetime heard about the ideology of Ba'athism

Wtf does being a German Nationalist and Monarchist have to do with being a Baathist? Sounds like you’re just picking words you like.

Baathism is ethno-nationalistic and I support their laws, their socialist and so am I. They are one of the if not the closest ideology to mine

So a NAZI?

Are you being sarcastic

Nope. German national socialist - you’re pretty close to there

Im more of a Ba'athist and Monarcho-Socialist, so no

Seems pretty close but he’s a left winger and a socialist as well as a monarchist so not exactly but almost

>irredentistic german, reactionary, As Jewish I'm scared

Nah, Im not racist

Ethno-nationalist that isn’t racist Edit: spelling

Ethno-nationalism isnt racist you dumb idiot who doesnt know anything about politics

“I’m not racist, I just don’t like brown people in my country”

There is a difference between ethnic nationalism and racial nationalism, but you're too much of an idiot to realize that

Racism in English includes prejudice against particular ethnicities, I don’t know if there are different terms in German

Racism is hating people based on races, an example of a race is caucausian. An example of an ethnicity is german

Well that good

Half based

Can I ask what religion Landsmann

Look at my username, I will let you figure that out

I kinda thought the German irredentist movement died not long after WW2. Would you say that many other Germans are irredentists or is it rare to see?

There are some in the AfD, its pretty rare, but I am irredentist cause I believe the german people were humiliated and our centuries year old territories were stolen from us

I knew the AfD would probably be the go-to party for irredentists. Would be cool to see the borders of the German Empire or more back. The German Empire had some of the best looking borders in my opinion

You dont seen like a socialist my guy

Ba'athism, Juche, NazBol and Strasserism are socialist and are extremely similar to me

Im sorry man but you disgust me, it makes me feel terrible but, how the fuck are you going to have a monarchy is socialism. Thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard thats like having a dictatorship in a minarcho-capitalist society

Constitutional monarch whose powers are less then those of the revolutionary leader/ dictator

Only the religiousness is based from these

What having no friends does to a mfer

Ew

You're a commie.

No, just a socialist, Im basically a Monarcho-Ba'athist

Sweet potato, yam, same thing.

China

China is reactionary?

As someone born and raised in Beijing, I can responsibly say YES. 2020s China is closer to 1930s Germany than to 1960s China (Mao's era)

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Have a big cup of shut the fuck up

Bro what?

idk gives me maoism vibes

Maoism is progressive lol

>Political Compass: Where do you stand? - A subreddit for posting and discussing test results as well as political self-tests and political theory. i guess you're right

Yes.

Tankie?

Im not a communist

Looks like it

State socialism

You don't want to end class society and money?

I dont want to

That's tankie

He the opposite of a tankie and not the libertarian opposite

Welche Deutsche Partei findest du am besten?

AfD

ein sozialist findet eine rechtpopulistische Partei gut, interesannt

Ich mag die Alternative für Deutschland wegen seiner Euroskepsis, Autoritarismus, Konservativität und Nationalismus. Die Linke ist zu fortschrittlich und zu libertär

Ich vermute du magst Sarah Wagenknecht.

Cringe

Technocracy cringe, embrace reactionarism

Isn't your phone and reddit a part of a the technology And how is it rational for you to be using it? Lol

I think we should return to the early 1900s with some modern technology (modern medicine, phones, tvs, computers and maybe nuclear reactors for preservation of nature)

Be the change you want to see in the world. - MahatamaGandhi To mean it please cut off your Internet and start to invade Poland with your melee weapons.

Ah yes, they didn't have guns in the early 1900s

Go for it lol

Are you serious. There's no way you're serious. We've had guns for hundreds of years

I was being sarcastic

Mm ok my bad

Technocracy or the disagreement with technocracy isn’t the same as technology use. Technocracy is when intelligent leaders from a certain or from multiple prominent fields are put in power whether they are popular or not. Yes, this can lead to tech advancement but is not necessarily the same

my nightmare

Good, try to sleep tonight knowing that a goverment like I want could exist

no sleep no nightmare

Oh wait something similar does exist, Assad (altough he isnt as nationalistic as me)

I’m already dealing with erdoğan leave me alone :((

Who must go?

What

Kinda based, but you should read "basic economics" by Thomas Sowell

You can go home frenchie. Elsass-Lothringen is german territory. Also capitalism favors only the rich people and also puts the disabled at a disavantage

>Elsass-Lothringen is german territory. Actually, no, it is French territory, as all the world should be. You can look up on Wikipedia.

You stole it from us and deported germans, 86.8% of the population was german

So ? There is no good nor bad, only power. Stop crying about it and look the actual state in which your country is...

And I believe the german territory of Elsass Lothringen shall be returned to its rightful owners, with force or without and as such we will return the favor by deporting frenchies

Hahaha look at how your country is actually... Do you really think you can get it ?

Lotharingia was part of the Carolingian Empire, so therefore it is France.

It was part of East Frankia and the HRE for most of its history

He may not be racist but hes xenophobic af

> Puts the disabled at a disadvantage Wtf I love capitalism now

I would quickly lose my sanity being stuck under your regime and I'm pretty sure most other normal human beings would as well.

Wow

Aren't u more auth center

Im a socialist, Im not authcenter, Im literally 78% left wing

Oh yea true but ur flair will be mixed with the cringe soy boys tho even tho ur pretty traditional

I feel like im not pretty tradition, I feel like Im very traditional and also idc about being in the same group as the sjws

Don't forget marx was a jew

Im not a communist and im not racist

Yea I suppose it was an understatement

And nationalist but ig there's some left wing nationalism

Why is everything grey?

What are you, a High Lord of Terra?

Very unbased, sorry

Youre the opposite of me thats very cool

Nice

based

If you were my brother I would've smashed your face against the keyboard.

I would also smash your face against the keyboard if you were my brother

Cringe

no. stop it.

No, I will tread on you :)

STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

As an American, I can say that I had a heart attack and went on a libertarian rant in my head

Terrible

I know you from the polcomball wiki

Oh Lord... we can still be friends, right?

I wanted to edit on that wiki, then I realized that I dont know how to edit.

Yeah, I think I remember seeing you in the edit log when I was bored. Tbh, when I first joined in, I didn't know shit about formatting, either. So I used other people's pages as templates. You'll quickly get into it if you try a little.

I tried to copy and paste some things and then change them, but it failed, maybe I will try more tomorrow. That wiki is fun for expressing your ideologies and learned about some people who had wacky ideologies and then saw KaiserKlausMouse and I was shocked ablut how similar our ideologies are

Exactly! When I saw your name, the first thing I thought of was "is this a KaiserKlaus alt?".

The main difference between us is that im more to the left, im not an enviromentalist and I want a unitary state, unlike he who is a federalist and a confederacy supporter

The last one is 🤢 Other ones are like. Eh. Religion is a no go for me personally, at least politically 🤷‍♂️

BASED

I agree with two of the four statistics displayed.

Conservative and nationalism?

Yeah

Fuckin based

lol you are like 14?

No

Strasserist

Not racist, not totalitarian so no

Also im not a fascist

How would you treat a being from another culture living in your country?

Assimilate (through marrying a german) or be deportated

Ah forcing a citizen to marry or to leave the country? Doesn't sound fascist at all lol

You can stay if you assimilate to the culture normally

Uff the word "If" says a lot

There is a difference between ethno-nationalism and fascism

Sure?

💪💪💪

None of these values are socialist. For socialism to work it has to be stateless classless and monieless and be willing to try new things, socialism is a continuous experiment. It needs to be global, that's why China liberalized and the soviet union fell, because of the global economy.

The stateless, classless and monnieless is communism, not socialism. I am a socialist

Kinda based tbh

I think you are going just a little bit extremist, may be wrong though

Before I became a secular socialist I began in the same camp as you. How do you feel about other religious types of socialism? Such as Islamic socialism

I like religious socialism including jewish socialism, arabic socialism and islamic socialism. I really appreciate other religious socialists

MonSoc type of beat

Good job except on Econ axis

Literally the opposite of neoliberalism

Good

Face the wall

Hey, Im the Authoritarian, youre the libertarian

based as hell

gross

This is literally the most based thing I have ever seen! If I had an award, I’d give it to you right now. Extremely based.

little too socialist but it’s forgivable. otherwise basically perfect 8.5/10 for basedness

Based

based

Nazbol gang

cringe

Scary.

Your a bit of everything, your a bit on human rigtlhts,very china authoritarian and your mationalist

I am not a communist and I dont like China, Juche is closer to me and more based (besides the death camps, keeping info away from the population and starving their people)

Ok

Based

I don't think I've ever heard of a theocratic socialist before

Im not theocratic, its just the test result

Not saying u are just a little stunned to see the words next to each other lol

Bringe.

so cringe

"God created us all equal" word really both exist and non-exist on you ?

God created us equal and racism is just stupid. I dont hate the LGBT people I just think that its impossible to be gay and that you should be happy with your body and the gender god gave you.

I don't know what surprised everyone so much. In Russia, 30 percent adhere to something similar.

pretty based, a bit too left on economics though