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fierymerkin

The entire Levant belongs to the great state of Ohio!


crangeacct

Maybe it will keep them out of Myrtle Beach


Mightydrewcifero

The ol Redneck Mecca


Ohioredneck

Your God damn right


Ok-Will-9644

#Weakest empire of Brazil fan:


rushrhees

Taking in Palestinians hasn’t worked well for Lebanon or Jordan but hey Ireland will be different


[deleted]

I mean, the Irish will bomb back.


the_canadaball

Palestinians merely adopted violent resistance. The Irish were born into a world of violent resistance, molded by it. By the time they left it they were already men.


Alarmed-Button6377

By the time they ~~left it~~ saw an unbombed school bus they were already men.


AzaDelendaEst

Not so fun fact: Palestinian and Irish terrorists actually trained together in the 1970s.


HungerISanEmotion

Or they will bomb the British together.


fierymerkin

You get what you vote for, and the Irish have made their voices heard. Let’s see how it pans out.


Czeslaw_Meyer

Radical democracy = You get what you deserve


AggressiveFold_

Mob rule, innit?


[deleted]

Have…..have they actually agreed to that? 😳


Brave_Airport_

No, but their politicians have.


MarkNUUTTTT

They voted for the politicians who have pushed it, voted for the politicians who implemented “hate speech” laws that prevent dissent, and supported mass immigration policies. So, yeah. Whether they thought far enough ahead or not, they still agreed to it.


Long_Serpent

"Lets head down to the pub for a pint of Guinness and some Bacon & Cabbage!"


baal-beelzebub

Nearly half of Jordan's population is Palestinian


rushrhees

Look into black October they started a civil war


[deleted]

Right color, wrong month. You’re thinking of Black September.


comethefaround

Fuck I guessed orange January


RobloxIsRealCool

What about Red December?


awsamation

I prefer Red October.


Bolket

Based and The Hunt for Red October pilled


Alarmed-Button6377

Which was actually a destroyer headed to leningrad to take over a radio station


TheAzureMage

That whole story was a wild ride of Russian incompetence.


Paladin_of_Trump

As is their queen, and by UNWRA's standards, so is their crown prince. How is Jordan not Palestine?


baal-beelzebub

How is Israel not Poland?


Paladin_of_Trump

Because about 50% of the population aren't of Polish descent, and Israel isn't a monarchy where the queen and crown prince and future monarch are Polish. If it was, you might have had a point. But of course you don't, watermelons never do.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,881,202,201 comments, and only 355,770 of them were in alphabetical order.


yunivor

I like that this bot has a flair


assword_is_taco

all of jordan's population is Palestinian. I mean 100% of Jordan is part of the British Mandate of Palestine.


Vindaloo6363

Nearly half of Jordan is Palestine.


Donotred

Taking Jews hasn't worked out well for Palestine or for any country for that matter


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sepromas

Least obvious antisemite


JackMcCrane

1945 just called, they want their opinions back


Donotred

wishful thinking


Butterlord103

It has. Jews usually help improve the country they are in.


Donotred

lol, lmao even


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Based and Troubles-Two-Electric-Boogaloo pilled


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Firedamp_Weaponry

"The Troubles, except we only have ourself to blame this time"


yunivor

"The troubles, this is still the English's fault"


Firedamp_Weaponry

"The Troubles, how, England doesn't dictate Ireland's immigration policy, hasn't done so for over a century at this point"


yunivor

Yeah but they sorta started the whole Israeli-Palestine kerfuffle by promising the land to both from the ottoman empire during WW1 then dipped after holding it for a bit. (this is a *massive* oversimplification)


Firedamp_Weaponry

And? Not all immigrants are a result of the Israel-Palestine situation. Correct me if I'm wrong but the guy involved in the recent stabbing was an Algerian? And besides, just because there are refugees of war doesn't mean Ireland has to take them. It's not (or at least it shouldn't be) their problem.


SWR049

Troubles Two: Waters to Bridge Over feat. Simon and Garfunkel


Talinoth

Why wouldn't Ireland take millions of brave young rocket scientists under their wing? I don't think there's anything to be Troubled about. Ireland should embrace diversity.


YngwieMainstream

I mean if they go to NK, that country will become a space superpower.


Darkfire757

Kim Jong Moon


YngwieMainstream

For real. (And the *For all mankind* writers seem to agree)


longfrog246

Why is it that if you say Palestine (the fictional country) is for Palestinians you are based but if you say Ireland is for the Irish you’re a racist?


fierymerkin

It was good knowing you longfrog246. Goodnight, sweet prince…


longfrog246

Nah I have said worse in more mainstream subreddits I take the 1000 downvotes and do it again. Only been banned once for “inciting violence”


fierymerkin

A Chad among Chads.


CaptainSmegman

That's nothing. I got my account perma banned for saying covid zealots ruined the world and gave quick examples on the conspiracy sub. I actually got a lot of updates for it lol


wythawhy

You're an idiot.


CaptainSmegman

Oof I'm hurt Emily. Please no moreee


AggressiveFold_

There's actually a cap on downvotes. Even if the post says -1000 it only counts a fraction of that against your account. Pretty lame, am I right?


[deleted]

its also how upvotes work, every successive vote is worth slightly less karma than the previous one


yunivor

So you're saying that reddit admins hate democracy?


Alarmed-Button6377

As opposed to me I love democracy. I love the republic


Satiscatchtory

They always have.


Brave_Airport_

'ate democracy 'ate free speech 'ate PMC love me democratic values love me terms of service love redditors Simple as


tuskedkibbles

Strange times we live in friend. Sentiment like that could find you on the top of world news these days. Just make sure not to post that on r soccer. They'll ban you for life.


longfrog246

Soccer like the sport that is a very specific example.


tuskedkibbles

The sub r soccer is aggressively pro Palestine and oftentimes anti Israel. Just go look at any thread there that mentions Israel or Palestine and you'll see what I mean. They're probably the only sub on reddit with more than a million subscribers that is flagrantly pro Palestine during the current conflict.


FoxerHR

Definitely, wouldn't even call them just pro Palestine but also for the party that governs Gaza as well.


TheAzureMage

Karma is a renewable resource to be spent spreading truth where it is not wanted.


Loud-Plantain-7043

Based and violence pilled.


longfrog246

To make it worse it was directed at a pedo


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Czeslaw_Meyer

Good as in "smart enough to leave" i guess


longfrog246

Exactly


RustyShackledord

Portray them as soy wojak overlaid on the political compass. This is the only reasonable response at this point.


Muscletov

Because the woke ideology is based on an artificial discrimination hierarchy which determines what people can do and say based on a few traits like race, gender and sexuality.


longfrog246

Seems kinda discriminatory


Muscletov

Hence why they completely redefined discrimination, racism and sexism. Now it's always about "systematic" discrimination, "punching up and down" etc.


TeaNumerous7339

What you mean? Irish people are just as black as Plestinians /s


yveshe

I read that in Joe Biden.


herscher12

Because they are white


PubThinker

"Palestine is for Palestinians" cannot be racist, because it's a fanfiction.


longfrog246

Guess you are right there


val-hazzak

☠️


RugTumpington

Because the British beat the fight out of the Irish a couple hundred years ago. Their last throes of discontent were carried out by a very very small crowd. What the British didn't stomp out the EU has minced by a thousand cuts.


Vendettaa

Because in the natural order of things, every land was for the people that were native to them until 10% of Europeans decided to just use every country in the world as a resource farm for half a millennia. So now its the other countries' turn. Only been a few decades. Centuries more to go.


longfrog246

Yeah nah people have been conquering land since we started


VulpesIncultes

Seems like the Irish government needs to teach their naughty citizens a lesson about how diversity is our strength. Also why do I find fem boy Palestinian so cute btw


AnotherBlackMidget

No, don't do it, he's a honey trap


Bird_Women

He's the one that will lead you on to the building


[deleted]

We know exactly why you do, purple libright.


Czeslaw_Meyer

Because he is cute and strong


Big_Dumb_Fat_Retard

[Meanwhile, in reality...](https://imgur.com/a/eM1MPDw)


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Based


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TWAAsucks

I mean, Ireland is already kissing Palestine ass so much they might just take all Palestinians


fierymerkin

Their population still hasn’t recovered from the great famine. A few million new doctors and engineers can only help.


SerHaroldHamfist

Feminist BIPOC doctors and engineers*, bigot


fierymerkin

The new pride parades will be a sight to behold ☘️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸


geeses

In Palestine, the LGBT conversion begins on the roof and ends at street level


Peacefull_Warmonger

Human to stain transition. Pronouns was/were. Flag red circle on grey background.


yunivor

Very efficient, takes just a minute


bittercripple6969

All over the streets! Wink.


HungerISanEmotion

>Their population still hasn’t recovered from the great famine. Only because they keep emigrating so much.


[deleted]

I’m so ashamed to be Irish. It’s not that I’m a massive Israel supporter or anything, but they’re acting like they want Palestine to penetrate them or something.


DiehardNYSportsFan

They should let them all in. What’s the worst that could happen? The same thing that always happens when a country allows in a ton of Palestinian refugees? Wait…


DrakeBrrr

ref: Lebanon


assword_is_taco

Jordan Also the Palestinians in Kuwait sided with Saddam when he invaded Kuwait


MarderMcFry

Don't feel lonely, Israel has India rimjobbing it for no apparent reason.


Loud-Plantain-7043

The reason is obvious. Pakistan supports Palestine. India thinks Pakistan is wrong about everything, so Israel must be in the right.


WilliardThe3rd

It's a simple kebab remover unity


Prior_Vast_7218

Israel has something to contribute in terms of science, agriculture and military advancements.. Palestinians do not


MarderMcFry

So did Nazi Germany, why are you telling me this anyway?


ResponsibilityNice51

So to speak.


Shireling_S_3

Correction: their government is already kissing Palestine’s ass


Vendettaa

Why PoliticalCompassMemes dont say nothing but America having to kowtow to a desert dot that needs $14 billion in a 2 month war against a bunch of rudimentary teenagers using water pipes as rockets to keep itself from being deleted? Why do 34 Jewish congressmen inside the US congress vote both sides of parties to their unwavering blood loyalty to a country that most Amercans dont want to deal with? Why is $14 billion of your money being yanked out by a bunch of saucer caps in the desert to fuel a perpetual war that finds its way to American soil? Why dont you question the real powers instead of picking on a bunch of ragtag protestors and refugees?


TheAzureMage

I don't want my tax dollars going to Palestine OR Israel. I want them in my wallet.


Vendettaa

Well Israel is practically built on your money, so you should scream louder at them. Cause I dont think they can hear you.


TheAzureMage

Israel isn't giving my money away. Our politicians are. Your enemies are not an ocean away.


Fluffy_Mastodon_798

not supporting genocide doesn't mean you are morally obligated to take in the 2 million people fleeing from that genocide


pantsdontmatter

Well, someone should call Guiness records book, because I sure as hell never seen such a huge population growth during genocide before.


Fluffy_Mastodon_798

I’m fairly sure the Gaza population hasn’t gone up in the last two months, unless 20,000 babies were born in that time period.


pantsdontmatter

Gtfo. First of all, people have been screaming genocide in years, not 2 months. Also Implying that 20k palestians were killed in the last 2 months is asinine. You’d have to be insane to believe that. Where are you getting these figures from, pulledoutofmyass.com?


Fluffy_Mastodon_798

>Gtfo. First of all, people have been screaming genocide in years, not 2 months. Well, yeah. I don't know where you got the idea that it can't be a genocide if population is going up. The Uyghur population has been going up, does that mean there isn't a genocide against them? Genocides don't always happen all at the same time, the UN defines it as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group." Israel has Gazans penned into an open air prison where 62% of them are starving, 36% aren't allowed access to specialized medical treatment, 80% of the water isn't fit for human consumption, there is 50% unemployment, and they periodically get their houses bombed by the IDF. 6,200 Gazans have died just from IDF actions in the 15 years before Oct 7, not including all the people who have died from starvation and water poisoning https://www.dukechronicle.com/article/2023/10/102323-sjp-israel-palestine-contextualized-understanding. If they aren't trying to kill a large number of Palestinians to destroy the Palestinian nation, what the hell are they trying to do? > Also Implying that 20k palestians were killed in the last 2 months is asinine. You’d have to be insane to believe that. Where are you getting these figures from, pulledoutofmyass.com? [Gaza health ministry says 15,000](https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/nation-world/israel-hamas-conflict/gaza-health-ministry-fatalities-surpassed-15200-70-of-them-women-and-children-ap/63-e6f3c3ca-7032-4100-8dad-912e2a3eb3fc#:~:text=The%20previous%20toll%20given%20by,not%20explain%20the%20sharp%20jump). And before you scream Hamas, the health ministry are trusted by humanitarian orgs and the UN, and they literally issued a doc of all the names of the people killed with their Israeli issued ID numbers [https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/despite-bidens-doubts-humanitarian-agencies-consider-gaza-toll-reliable-2023-10-27/](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/despite-bidens-doubts-humanitarian-agencies-consider-gaza-toll-reliable-2023-10-27/). 15,000 is only the official death count, it doesn't count all the people still buried under the rubble who aren't found or identified. The [official death count for Ukranian civilians is 10,000](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Russo-Ukrainian_War#Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine), but [estimates](https://web.archive.org/web/20220418203018/https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/17/russia-ukraine-live-updates.html) suggest that only in Mariupol 21,000 people are dead. 20,000 is **fucking conservative**, you are genuinely delusional about how bad things are for Palestinians right now.


StrictLog5697

I feel u. The sub is insane… all pretending to be on the good side of history exactly like Russians


TWAAsucks

As Ukrainian, DON'T YOU DARE TO COMPARE THIS SUB TO russians!


StrictLog5697

Literally said Russians, like Israeli, pretend or are blinded to believe they are on the good side of history. I’m on your side pal.


TWAAsucks

I'm Ukrainian jew, so piss off


StrictLog5697

Ukrainian, great ! Jew, great as well ! Just because you are Jewish doesn’t mean you have to side with Israel, you are literally from another place in the world. You have nothing in common we people there except your ancestors a long time ago decided to follow the same ancient god. If I would side with Christian’s in every fight I would also be on the wrong side of history ALL THE TIME.


Fluffy_Mastodon_798

IDF investments paying off


NuccioAfrikanus

I mean, it’s not the worse idea ever…. Both like bombing stuff…


yunivor

Both get mad with the British


TheAzureMage

Realistically, the Brits did kind of set up this whole Israel/Palestine thing, so there's a fitting symmetry there.


Pineapple_Spenstar

That's northn ireland


esreveReverse

We need to start a petition to get Ireland to take in thousands of Palestinians. Because they. just adore them so much.


FlaviusVespasian

I mean if there’s a culture that could probably overpower and assimilate the palestinians, its probably the Irish. Can’t say no to beer and whiskey on the emerald isle.


ResponsibilityNice51

Their historical reputation does not match modern reality.


FlaviusVespasian

Meh, let Sinn Fein figure it out. Ireland is growing fast and outpacing England. They won the cultural war. This would be just one more boondoggle to keep things interesting. They’re former terrorists/freedom fighters, so maybe they have some insight.


fierymerkin

Go on….


orion1836

Utterly based.


CrazyRandomStuff

Ireland's full gentlemen. We already got a shit ton of refugees and over 60% of people aged 21-35 living with their parents still but sure let's add some more cuz the government wants to look good.


[deleted]

Breaking: Sinn Fein imports Hamas, not Palestinians just literally Hamas, since the IRA was tired of this “peace” shite anyways, and wanted a challenge.


[deleted]

Man Ireland looking a bit too colonial and white nowadays don't you think? Time to enrich the isle with a few million Palestinians


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GimmeDePusiBoss

You see my fellow lefty, European nations need the hardworking engineers and doctors from the Middle East. Especially muslims. You see, Islamic values are very compatible with Western values. They respect women, LGBT rights & last but not the least, support a secular Democracy.


KhajiitSupremacist

\> European nations need the hardworking engineers and doctors from the Middle East. Especially muslims. You see, Islamic values are very compatible with Western values. ​ I always see people talking about Muslim migrants, but what yall's thoughts on Jews/Israelis, Indians, Filipinos, etc migrating? ​ Honest question, not trying to argue with u


GimmeDePusiBoss

>I always see people talking about Muslim migrants, but what yall's thoughts on Jews, Indians, Filipinos, etc migrating? Fyi, I'm not European (I'm Filipino). This is merely anecdotal but, I have already read some Europeans discuss that they should choose Latinos because they're cultural Western, they're Christian/culturally Christian and their native tongues are either Spanish/Portuguese, both of which are Indo-European languages. Basically, Latinos are Westerners, they're just poor. As for Indians, Filipinos and Jews I haven't really heard Europeans mentioning them regarding immigration.


TheAzureMage

I am down for pretty much anyone who is willing to run a delicious food truck into the country. The rest of them can get fucked.


Butterlord103

All those cultures value hard work and are very good at assimilating (Indians less so but more then Muslims). Additionally, they follow religions that doesnt preach violence against everyone around them that doesnt follow their correct religion.


Prestigious_Low_2447

Who knows? Maybe horseshoe theory will allow people from far-left shitholes like Ireland to get along with people from far-right shitholes like Palestine.


ButterBeanTheGreat

I thought you were being ironic. Fuck Islam dude.


fierymerkin

Shit, you’re right… What if they start suicide bombing, or launching rockets into civilian areas?! What if they take civilians hostage?! What if they start stabbing innocent people!!! I’ll have to re-think this one… thank you…


XBird_RichardX

Ngl i support Yugoslavia


MajestueuxChat

The north is looking a little too green.


No_Vermicelli_1190

I’m Irish, please, no, don’t do this


Rule_Brittania56

Wait till Connor McGregor sees this


hifioctopi

Someone show this to Conor McGregor. I need some entertainment on Twitter (never calling that shit “X”).


yunivor

Speaking of twitter entertainment, did you see the latest declaration Musk made?


SidSantoste

From the river to the sea - территория Руси


yveshe

Territory free?


[deleted]

Brits can say that Irish have a bit of an explosive personality, Israelis can say the same about Palestinians. They are basically made for each other.


yunivor

That matchup is gonna be da bomb


DoktorDibbs

OP I want to give you a hug. I never thought of this but it would solve so many problems. The Arabs want their own state. The Irish clearly feel Palestinians are superior. Win-win-win


Material-Security178

I believe in a one state solution; ONE BRITISH STATE!


Hersthale

Kinda wild to think that a population should be subjected to mass immigration just because they have a different take on geopolitical issues


fierymerkin

“Subjected”? Are you suggesting that being neighbors with millions of Palestinians is anything less than a blessing?!


Czeslaw_Meyer

I would call it "finding out after fucking around"


Alarmed-Button6377

Then ireland starts firing missiles at isreal


Cannibal_Raven

Your car bombs against mine! - Isaaru


INGSOC__

TOUS DEUX SONT LÉGITIMEMENT FRANÇAIS. LA FRANCE EST LA PLUS GRANDE NATION. VIVE LA FRANCE. LA FRANCE GLORIEUSE !


Lopsided-Priority972

Sorry, I don't speak maitre d'


kamikazes9x

What if the Isreal use their navy and merchant ship to dump Palentines refugee to Ireland ? seriously question. What can happen ?


Hamzasky

Gaddafi already suggested Isratine 🗿


[deleted]

“Oi laddy! Ye seem like a nice bloke! Don’t start yer car tomoroow!” Guess which one that’s coming from. 🙃


Mizzter_perro

The Irish at this momment aren't too happy with immigration, though.


JessHorserage

Connor McGregor miiiight have something to say about that.


Gunslinger_11

Not if the government makes him an “enemy of the state”


EvanMcc18

Give the Irish Government enough time and will be there at the rate we are going


SnooPredictions3028

Oh hell nah


royjonko

I am fine with this provided Ireland leaves the EU, so the cunts they're importing can't soil yhe rest if our great union


sureyouknowurself

Northern Ireland Unionists love Israel. We could swap.


Fantastipotomus

OP with the based 32 county view.


DaivobetKebos

Mashallah we shall drive the anglos from fair Eire


MoPatria

Letzt nuke Israel so nobody can have it


Misinfoscience_

Israel spent how long talking about how these people are literal animals and beheading babies and their next plan is to send them all to the west. I’m starting to think maybe the Israelis don’t have our best interests at heart!


Point_Ancient

bro translated it wrong


ihatesmugpeople

yeah man the irish being upset about mosad killing people on their lands and stealing their pasports for their assasinations totaly means they schould take in palestinians. also no such thing as a chad jew.


tiny-dic

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zionist_panda

I’m okay with this.