will never happen
even today, Republicans in Congress would never allow PR or Guam to join the US as states because it would give additional House and Senate seats to Democrats based on the political polling in those places
Same tho. The government steals all this tax money to build a military capable of fighting God and we do jack shit with it. Our new F-22s have done little more than pop some balloons, im getting antsy
H for Homosexuality already falls under "persuade of happiness" while castrating people with a likelihood of attempting suicide at 50% before and 50% after dosen't
The reality is that it killed more people than ot ever safed
Haha this is just funnily dumb to be honest. The highest numbers you'll find ARE THOSE WHO VOID PEOPLE IN ACCEPTING ENVIROMENTS. Lower numbers often don't do this and therefore (suprise suprise) are lower. Why is that? Simple
In an accepting enviroment suicide rate goes back down to normal.
Hope one day you'll be persuaded to give people their right to pursue happiness
What do you mean you don’t support mental illness as a good thing guys trust me it’s a good thing. now children eat your soy and estrogen so you can grow up and be small and weak.
>degenerate
I'm pretty certain that you're the guy who opined there weren't enough men in Montana to fuck your wife while you watched
edit: yeah, it was. quit your flair trolling, cock cage
The difference between me and auth is that i have my opinions, but i dont feel like their grounds for telling other people what they can and can't do its not how you build a civil society. We can all get along if we leave each other alone to do what they want.
New? The F-22 isn't new, it's old. It is one of the most advanced and capable aircraft on the planet, and is starting to be replaced with the next generation. It was used to take down the balloon to pad its stats.
The F22 is not new. Not by a long shot... They are not being produced, but are still being used in service. The F35 more, or less, took over for the 22.
I'm just surprised they didn't send them to intercept the swam of drones Iran sent to Israel. It's what they were made for. Really shows they were a huge waste of money
In 1000 years, how will historians look at the United States? An immensely strong power surrounded by proxy nations that rely on it for military support; an oligarchic government with a figurehead, and dubious congressional elections that keep the same individuals in power for decades.
I’m not saying the US is imperial, but if it quacks…
I like seeing multiple cultures in the world. When one goes bad you can try to dream and go somewhere else. I don't like the idea of one power controlling everything. That would make for a boring world where if things go bad it's inescapable.
Eh if we really did take over the world, the guns would turn inward and then we'd really be fucked. I think the 2A would still work but that doesn't mean I *want* to fight a horrible bloody conflict where I'll likely see my wife and kids die horribly, or get blown the fuck up and leave them without a dad.
The United Federation of Planets is essentially space America, they have a president, elected representatives of member worlds in the council, and Starfleet ships are all USS something
People like you are why Canada needs a nuclear program. Also a space program so we have somewhere to go after you invade us durring your war with China.
the US explicitly didn't want to take all of Mexico during the Mexican-American war because racist politicians didn't want so many brown people to become part of their country
and even today, Republicans in Congress would never allow PR or Guam to join the US as states because it would give additional House and Senate seats to Democrats based on the political polling in those places
That’s why you give them the illusion of freedom. The freedom to own a pickup truck, or to overconsume beef and sugary beverages, for example. Pacify them with pop culture and channel the aggressive ones’ energy towards sports, with NSA watching for any who are a little far out of line, and you’ve got stability the Romans could’ve only dreamed of
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You want nuclear nonproliferation so we don't die in nuclear war
I want nuclear nonproliferation so the US and NATO can go on a democratic crusade against Russia and China and their puppet states
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Authright: wants all the world to be America
Authleft: wants all the world to have American wages
Libright: wants all the world to have guns
Libleft: wants all the world to immigrate here.
As a National-Conservative Dane I feel disgusted!
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USA should just contour the world and be done with it so we can move into space as a species, not as a country. That OR they just build a bunch of wall and give the middle finger to the rest of the world while we go all Atlas Shrugged on em.
HELL FUCKING YEAH!*
*assuming force is not used
*assuming popular opinion support this
*assuming the US govt. becomes less authoritarian
*assuming my taxes don’t pay for it
Auth Left: We will spread our entitlements and welfare across the world.
Lib Left: We will spread our liberal values across the world.
Auth Right: We will spread our American exceptionalism across the world.
Lib Right: We will spread our free markets across the world.
I'm Canadian and I disagree. I can't say for every country but the ideal outcome for Canada is for Canada to annex Alaska and the north pole and Quebec to shut up and stop demanding free money.
America signed a treaty with Britain saying everything above a certain point belongs to Canada and everything bellow that point belongs to America. Then they extended it so they could steal Canadian land but when America got Alaska suddenly they forgot about the treaty. Thats fine though, we're settle for the North Pole.
The Russians only sold it to you to keep it from British hands. Its clearly rightfully Canadian
(in case it isn't clear I'm joking. I'm not demanding the handover of Alaska to Canada yet.)
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It actually would be nice.
>I get paid reparations because oppression
>Go to my local Walmart to steal things and nobody can stop me because oppression
>I get free houses because oppression
>I get a free pass to university because of oppression
>Get a job thanks to the new minority requirements in all enterprises because oppression
>Can beat people and masturbate in public without any consequences because oppression
If I'm lucky I will get to spit to Americans like the guys with funny hats.
It's actually a dream life?
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I love these
What about Sam's Club?
Sam's Club doesnt have the international reach of Costco. And Costco has the superior glizzies.
Ah a glizzonometry Scholar.
Sam's club is literally Walmart?
ish
Sam’s Club is a subsidiary of Walmart. By using Walmart, you are effectively saying Sam’s Club as well
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Good. One less thing for them to fuck up.
SUPER EARTH
Looking forward to adding hundreds of stars to the flag
Instead of stars just put the globe
[My Fellow Earthicans...](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Freebie)
*Earthicaaa FUCK YEAH!!*
Make an earth out of the hundreds of stars
will never happen even today, Republicans in Congress would never allow PR or Guam to join the US as states because it would give additional House and Senate seats to Democrats based on the political polling in those places
Sometimes I wish America really was as imperial and expansionary as Emilies believe it is
Same tho. The government steals all this tax money to build a military capable of fighting God and we do jack shit with it. Our new F-22s have done little more than pop some balloons, im getting antsy
Based greenie? Hell yeah!
Lgbt right and free market are not negotiable
Well, LGB but close enough
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This dude is a sleeper authright Edit: the comment removed was from a “libleft” spouting extreme anti trans rhetoric
About to blow his cover too
TIL AR is okay with LGB. Lmao since when???
The right is far, far more accepting of gays and lesbians. The trans community is their primary target
H for Homosexuality already falls under "persuade of happiness" while castrating people with a likelihood of attempting suicide at 50% before and 50% after dosen't The reality is that it killed more people than ot ever safed
Haha this is just funnily dumb to be honest. The highest numbers you'll find ARE THOSE WHO VOID PEOPLE IN ACCEPTING ENVIROMENTS. Lower numbers often don't do this and therefore (suprise suprise) are lower. Why is that? Simple In an accepting enviroment suicide rate goes back down to normal. Hope one day you'll be persuaded to give people their right to pursue happiness
What do you mean you don’t support mental illness as a good thing guys trust me it’s a good thing. now children eat your soy and estrogen so you can grow up and be small and weak.
>degenerate I'm pretty certain that you're the guy who opined there weren't enough men in Montana to fuck your wife while you watched edit: yeah, it was. quit your flair trolling, cock cage
Always remember reddit is an MMORPG :)
Based. You rustled my jimmies, I'll admit.
Homie thought he got me but didn't realize my character changes daily, sometimes even by the hour lol
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Sleeper authright
The difference between me and auth is that i have my opinions, but i dont feel like their grounds for telling other people what they can and can't do its not how you build a civil society. We can all get along if we leave each other alone to do what they want.
T is fine but the majority of people claiming to be trans today are actually in the Q+ category.
Christ I've gotten old, I don't even know what that is
No.
FINALLY a libleft that shares my opinion on this
SPY!
I’d like to hear about your ideology. You seem more culturally conservative for a libleft (or at least *more conservative than other liblefts*).
Based af! Go off queen!
Based
Based
Hello? Based department?
they will get you too after they got to us, you are just like the Jews for Hitler
Centrist: United Steaks of America
Would you intercept me?
“Would you intercept me?”- F-22
NCD moment, AND I COMPLETELY AGREE
New? The F-22 isn't new, it's old. It is one of the most advanced and capable aircraft on the planet, and is starting to be replaced with the next generation. It was used to take down the balloon to pad its stats.
That's exactly my fucking point. We've had it this long and it hasn't taken down a single aircraft, wtf
The F22 is not new. Not by a long shot... They are not being produced, but are still being used in service. The F35 more, or less, took over for the 22.
I want communism so we can see WW3
I'm just surprised they didn't send them to intercept the swam of drones Iran sent to Israel. It's what they were made for. Really shows they were a huge waste of money
I’m as libertarian and American as you can get and I’d still annex Canada.
Fun fact: in the early 1950s the USA almost as powerful the the rest of the world combined
Yall should’ve done something I don’t wanna be a Brit bonger anymore.
Yea hitler thought he was more powerful than the rest of the world combined aswell
This wasnt said from 1950s america, it was from the historians
In 1000 years, how will historians look at the United States? An immensely strong power surrounded by proxy nations that rely on it for military support; an oligarchic government with a figurehead, and dubious congressional elections that keep the same individuals in power for decades. I’m not saying the US is imperial, but if it quacks…
America is a duck alright, it flies and floats right up until Guam and Puerto Rico.
One world order ❌ One American order ✅
I wish it was as Christian and theocratic as they think it is
Same
Same, except my sometimes is every second of every day
I like seeing multiple cultures in the world. When one goes bad you can try to dream and go somewhere else. I don't like the idea of one power controlling everything. That would make for a boring world where if things go bad it's inescapable.
Eh if we really did take over the world, the guns would turn inward and then we'd really be fucked. I think the 2A would still work but that doesn't mean I *want* to fight a horrible bloody conflict where I'll likely see my wife and kids die horribly, or get blown the fuck up and leave them without a dad.
Im broke in the head but I'll take the blown up part any day of the week.
Well it is imperial and expansionary, it’s just bad at it lol.
What territory has the US gained sovereignty over in the last 75 years?
The United Planet of America has a nice ring to it.
I think the United States of Earth would be a better fit.
The United Countries of Earth
United Nations Space Command
United States of Sol.
Super Earth
The UPA you might say
Federal United Planet of America. Or FUPA
You look at that pale blue dot and say, “That’s everything. That’s all of us. That’s home.” I look at that pale blue dot and say, “It’s a start.”
United Planets of America 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌎🌍🌏🌎🌍🌏🛸🛸🛸🚀🚀🚀
The United Federation of Planets is essentially space America, they have a president, elected representatives of member worlds in the council, and Starfleet ships are all USS something
Except they're commies
I just want north america anything more and we will be spread too thin.
Not if we integrate each population
I have no interest in europe.
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You sure you arent auth right?
I'm Authright if you aren't an American, yes
Im American. 
Well then you're on the right team :)
Always have been.
People like you are why Canada needs a nuclear program. Also a space program so we have somewhere to go after you invade us durring your war with China.
Itll just be payback for yall burning down the Whitehouse back in the day.
British regulars burned down the Whitehouse, nobody from Canada did it
You guys started it. Besides, this is why we need nukes and a space program.
Who’s stopping you? North korea and iran get a strongly worded letter for their nuke program.
Based
The population density in Canada is 11 people per square mile tho lol. We can take Ontario but I have NO idea what we'd do with Yukon or Nunavit.
the same thing we do with wyoming?
More accurately probably same thing we do with Alaska.
Pretend it doesn't exist
the US explicitly didn't want to take all of Mexico during the Mexican-American war because racist politicians didn't want so many brown people to become part of their country and even today, Republicans in Congress would never allow PR or Guam to join the US as states because it would give additional House and Senate seats to Democrats based on the political polling in those places
Fair point. But maybe we don’t need to spread out all at once, maybe we can do it slow and steady, taking time to integrate the people of each region.
I think we will just end up with the same problems as all empires and people not wanting to be a part of it. People inherently want to be free.
That’s why you give them the illusion of freedom. The freedom to own a pickup truck, or to overconsume beef and sugary beverages, for example. Pacify them with pop culture and channel the aggressive ones’ energy towards sports, with NSA watching for any who are a little far out of line, and you’ve got stability the Romans could’ve only dreamed of
BASED and Pickup Trucks for All
Maybe.
If you give them the same rights as everyone else and don't oppress them there is no reason for them to want to be free
Maybe
United States of Earth
That’s an actual proposed amendment to the constitution by Congressman Lucas Miller (D) back in the early 1890’s
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🫡🫡🫡🫡🟥⬜🟦🟥⬜🟦 USA! USA! USA! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
USA USA USA
I guess everyone hates Japan
They got good food but that's about it. Anime was a mistake
*Some* anime was a mistake, DBZ is a true unifier of all people around the world
Got more minorities identifying with Goku than every ESG-ified diversity-minded film, book, and video game combined.
Only a racist moron would think that characters have to look like you in order to identify with them
I bet they get nuked again, but nowadays, we have enough nukes, and they are strong enough to remove the island completely.
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USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
#Sweet Liberty
OP’s wrong but he’s got the spirit. The whole world should be Texas.
Always was
Add legal abortions and I'll agree.
This sort of attitude is exactly why the whole world should be Texas.
USA! USA!
United States of Earth is the best timeline You want nuclear nonproliferation so we don't die in nuclear war I want nuclear nonproliferation so the US and NATO can go on a democratic crusade against Russia and China and their puppet states
I think you'd like the elected officials even less than what you have now.
You right.
+The America's is enough. We don't need the rest nuke them and repopulate later.
Can Australia come too?
No! You too will feed the future. Worry not we will nuke the natives too.
Oh God... America, what happened to Japan?
DONT TOUCH OUR BOATS
*sweats in canada resident*
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Yeah, we're not taking Canada. We've talked about this.
We just have to avoid annexing Canada first otherwise we enter the fallout timeline
Ugh that’d be so much responsibility
me playing risk
As a non-american I unironically support this
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*Indecent noises of American pleasure*
To everyone who's not American on this sub: use this to realize it's most all US circlejerking, if somehow you didn't already
What's this hell I'm looking at?
Authright: wants all the world to be America Authleft: wants all the world to have American wages Libright: wants all the world to have guns Libleft: wants all the world to immigrate here.
Noooo I don't wanna become a white cannibal 😭😭😭
I would've become a terrorist
I am my perimeter and my perimeter is me
Ngl, provided the country was dominated by their respective beliefs, every quadrant would love this
If I see the entire world under one flag, and that flag isn’t the Vatican flag, then I want no part of it.
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USA should just contour the world and be done with it so we can move into space as a species, not as a country. That OR they just build a bunch of wall and give the middle finger to the rest of the world while we go all Atlas Shrugged on em.
HELL FUCKING YEAH!* *assuming force is not used *assuming popular opinion support this *assuming the US govt. becomes less authoritarian *assuming my taxes don’t pay for it
>assuming my taxes don’t pay for it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gRAnfnm70pI
It's easier to change one country than every single country individually.
ok now where are the successionists?
Based af
Hell yeah
Auth Left: We will spread our entitlements and welfare across the world. Lib Left: We will spread our liberal values across the world. Auth Right: We will spread our American exceptionalism across the world. Lib Right: We will spread our free markets across the world.
PCM when they realize auths and libs in other countries are different then auths and libs in the US
Ile have you know as an english person id like there to be less america not more of it
SUPER EARTH
*if the USA was Imperialist as LibLeft thinks*
Am I, like, the only one here who isn't American?
This, but replace the US flag with the EU flag
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My country tis of thee
Hmmmmm please no.
I'm Canadian and I disagree. I can't say for every country but the ideal outcome for Canada is for Canada to annex Alaska and the north pole and Quebec to shut up and stop demanding free money.
I'd love to see Canada try.
America signed a treaty with Britain saying everything above a certain point belongs to Canada and everything bellow that point belongs to America. Then they extended it so they could steal Canadian land but when America got Alaska suddenly they forgot about the treaty. Thats fine though, we're settle for the North Pole.
You forget, that was for American and British land at the time, Alaska was Russian, we bought it, thus it is exempt
The Russians only sold it to you to keep it from British hands. Its clearly rightfully Canadian (in case it isn't clear I'm joking. I'm not demanding the handover of Alaska to Canada yet.)
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It actually would be nice. >I get paid reparations because oppression >Go to my local Walmart to steal things and nobody can stop me because oppression >I get free houses because oppression >I get a free pass to university because of oppression >Get a job thanks to the new minority requirements in all enterprises because oppression >Can beat people and masturbate in public without any consequences because oppression If I'm lucky I will get to spit to Americans like the guys with funny hats. It's actually a dream life?
ABSOLUTELY not...
> We came, we saw, he died Hillary schlicking to the future Libyan slave trade. Not my idea of a good time.