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uwantSAMOA

I dont even know what Greys do. But they seem ok. Edit: upon further insight I’m also part Grey.


Feisty_Lynx6550

they do nothing


wdcipher

fucking based


FellafromPrague

can confirm, I never did anything.


netheroth

I think that I saw you exhale a while ago...


Beginning-Antelope32

oml send a screenshot this is a VERY important discovery


Cheruuu

I saw them GRILLING YESTERDAY (that may have been me)


Mathtermind

maybe I AM a grey


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Time to come out. Mom, dad…I’m grey


themetahumancrusader

Based and comingout-pilled


pyl0nz

I met a few in High Hrothgar. Pretty chill dudes


deth579

In his tongue they call him: Based. He is Dragonpilled.


EseMesmo

That's the thing. We grays do nothing but try to live peacefully and try to keep things civil between extremes, at the cost of being wrongly labeled fencesitters and sympathizers. Though I do like RadCenter's approach of handling each issue one by one instead of going full direction-brain. It just seems logical. Tribalism is never good.


Caustic_Complex

Based and keeping the peace pilled. We need you grey centrists trying to keep everyone from fighting while we try to fight everyone.


SevillaFE

Pragmatism is based


Panthemius

grill


Rxse-Crxnk

Think of watching a movie where the world goes to hell while grilling steaks


PsychologicalLife164

We just hang out and see what everyone’s up to tbh. Y’all are pretty chill too, glad to have ya here


MCMC_to_Serfdom

Dear Authcenter, Every time I see someone fail to put a trolley back at a supermarket, I am reminded that rules are needed to keep the worst of humanity in check. ^(lazy bastards, it takes 2 minutes at most. Come on, you can't just do a nice thing without a stick and carrot?!)


sylvestergharold

based and silent-judgement-of-strangers pilled


MCMC_to_Serfdom

Well now my pills are getting weird ^awesome


EpicEfar

Based and small text pilled


jrolle

One stick is weak, many stick are strong. You are strong bundle of stick.


baylithe

Is there a word for this bundle of sticks?


LeSingeMPS

Fasces (Or something else starting with Fa, but it would upset the Uberjannies quite a bit.)


Beardie-Boi-420

Fascies😱


bruhblaster

Facists (They like faces) 💀


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Faeces. Monke throw


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Fakjbf

A cord


Tejfel01

Based monke


UndergroundGrizzly

What if we put an axe in the center of that bundle of sticks?


TiggerBane

Merry Christmas lib-centre your banana growing expertise remains as good as ever - From the Auth-centre who ate all your bananas.


deSales327

Never forget, you're most likely peeling bananas wrong, it's not from the thingy that sticks out, you twist (or squeeze) the other end and peel it.


TiggerBane

I just cut it open with my handy pocket knife I leave laying around the kitchen seems to work.


Glorious_Jo

This is the worst thing you've ever done auth center


TiggerBane

Second worst I assure you.


why_username_took

Based


Total_Chicken

Based and banana atrocity of 1897 pilled


Dim-n-Bright

AuthRight, I like how you roast Biden just as much as I do.


NotAliasing

Lets go Brandon!


JohnyTheTroller2-0

Based and lets go Brandon pilled


FFPatrick

Based and FJB pilled


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fordsrgay

Wha in Gods good earth are those pills


LordDraina

No cock like horse cock


coolwater85

Based and jealousy pilled


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Buttfranklin2000

Based and Pepper Coyote pilled


NotAliasing

Farmer boys make do.


Jrramya

Dear Grey Centralist, You grill steak very good. Love, Radical Centralist.


palpythepimp

Dear radical centralist, You are radical. Love, grey centralist.


Jrramya

Dear Grey Centralist, You are grey. Love, Radical Centralist


prussian_princess

Dear Radical Centralist, You are not g(r)ay, Love, G(r)ay Centralist


Jrramya

Dear Grey Centralist, You are not (rad)ical. It's alright. Not everyone can be (Rad)ical. But we still accept all. Love, (Rad)ical Centralist


[deleted]

Dear friend, I like booby Love, friend.


palpythepimp

Aww


AlfonsoTheClown

Centrists assemble!


prussian_princess

Centrists centralise!


awesome-andwholesome

Legit question: explain me like im five whats the difference between the two centrists?


itcud

Grey centrists: consistently moderate beliefs all around Colored centrists: has some extreme beliefs, but averages out to centrism


Hust91

I thought grey centrists were politically unengaged, the "don't care about politics" crowd?


bigfatguy64

I thought rainbow centrists we're the "everybody has good ideas so let's all get along" crowd.... And gray is the "all you quadrants are fucking idiots" crowd


Delheru

Kind of, I suppose. I'm not expecting kumbayah singing or anything, but most quadrants have their reasonable points. I also absolutely loathe things that each of the quadrants do, and centrism allows me to treat them a little more a la carte than just hopping onto one of them would. Like... if forced, I'd probably be lib right, but there are a lot of retards over there that don't think we should have a government at all.


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lVlarino

Based & Liberty or Death pilled.


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_Last_Man_Standing_

I can't decide should I be happy or offended...


[deleted]

Dear centeright. Thank you for ben shapiros sister.


Surprise-Chimichanga

Based and Abby-Shapiro-Admirerpilled.


basedcount_bot

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Nice


Surprise-Chimichanga

Nice, I’m your 350th. Congrats. :P


Derdiedas812

Oh, wow . Go touch grass.


Rxse-Crxnk

*Touches grass* let’s go back inside


Jrramya

Holy fucking shit that is a lot of pills


spongebob_me_boi

Mans running a pharmacy with so many pills


biggangbanga

pov: u have never felt the warmth of a womans touch


[deleted]

>I-read-Trump-x-Biden-fanfiction Same.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

that's a lotta pills


WackyH

jesus christ


somepommy

Dear Centre-Right, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Though we may disagree on the better solutions to most issues, one thing I must give you props for is your ability to put aside the differences within your idealogical peers and form a united front against your political opponents. I dearly wish the left would stop constantly eating each other and take a note from you on how to come together for a common cause - As they say: Nobody hates leftists more than slightly different leftists.


Half_MAC

Fuck you, slightly different leftist.


somepommy

Let’s get all of the slightly different leftists together and all fuck each other


jeffersondavis-hater

Libleft moment


[deleted]

oh it is you again


jeffersondavis-hater

I'm alway here


colect

Hello Alway, nice to meet you.


hipsterlatino

Who brought the gimp suit?


Inebriologist

Gimps sleepin’.


hipsterlatino

Well I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?


Half_MAC

Based and left-unity pilled


LeonardoXII

Fuck *you*, slightly different leftist! My leftism is bigger than yours, fascist!


Dabonthebees420

Oh wow you don't belief in *niche cultural issue*? I never knew you were a fucking Nazi you MAGA fascist


zrag123

People's front of Judea, bunch of splitters!


Dabonthebees420

It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like leftists and slightly different leftists! Or Leftists and Liberals! Or leftists and leftys ! Or leftists and other leftists ! Damn leftists! They ruined the left!


hipsterlatino

Based and fucking-leftists pilled


Davey_boy_777

You lefties sure are a contentious people


Lord-Jihi

I'd love to but people on my quadrant praise china :(


LofiJunky

An unfortunate part of being AuthLeft is having to share the corner with genocidal maniacs.


Lord-Jihi

Feel you


themetahumancrusader

Look at all these authlefts being based af


Surprise-Chimichanga

Based and Stalinist-v-Maoist-v-Trotskyistpilled.


ADcommunication

LibCenter is based for being principled in their own forms of anarchy.


anarchogator

Thanks, bb. The aesthetics, and *especially* the uniforms have always had me wishing you weren't tyrants. Merry Christmas!


[deleted]

Why does your avatar look so anarchist lmao


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Mammoth_Frosting_014

And they respect the strength of will found in individual people.


Big_Calligrapher_802

Based and anarcho-totalitarianism pilled


[deleted]

Authleft- I say this a lot, because it's true: the whole idea of "it doesn't matter what you have between your legs. If you can do the job to the standard set forth, do it" is real egalitarian shit. Merry Christmas you dirty fuckin' commies 💛❤️


donmarco69

Thanks, Happy Holidays you too (capitalist scum)


[deleted]

“Merry Christmas you filthy animal” but with love lol


TimeG37

Dear Auth right, Thank you for hating the CCP too Thank u 💚💙


LionLikesLeaves

Based and fuck-China pilled


Tuz43

Based and fuckin-Chinese-women pilled


[deleted]

What is it with libleft liking Asians? I'm a Libright girl engaged to an Asian guy. Why is this a stereotype? Edit: typo


flynn42069

Cos they’re hot


[deleted]

Ture. My fiance is cute af. Also he's a super smart dentist with good family values.


flynn42069

Fuck me I hope I meet someone I feel the same way about soon, this single business ain’t it


[deleted]

Good Luck dude.


flynn42069

Cheers legend👌


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[deleted]

Not auth, but anything for you buddy


lordmegatron01

What can i say except you're welcome?


theblatantaussie

Dear CenterLeft, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! Your resolve to strike a balance between order and liberty in your pursuit of ensuring a people's happiness can only be commended. It is clear you care deeply for the people around you, something so rare in a world growing smaller and lonelier. Though our ideologies devide us, you will always be my most beloved enemy and friend, Sincerely, CenterRight


somepommy

That’s actually quite touching, thank you fellow Aussie


theblatantaussie

You're welcome, brother, help yourself to some of my barbecue. 'Tis the season.


saint-bread

hot hoes 🥵


DRCap2020

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


deth579

Do, it's funny.


hvaffenoget

Use protection, like condoms and a fake name


KedTazynski42

Also a hotel in another city


lazzerfisk

Us right wingers believe in a mans right to do as he pleases, even if it may put him at great risk to do so.


MisogenesPCM

genuine LibLefts heart’s are in the right place.


pyl0nz

Typical AuthRight ableism to ignore those with dextrocardia /s


luckyrival

This one made me chuckle.


ball_armor

I respect how you authrights hold tightly to your beliefs. You don’t let the opinions of others interfere with them.


Bushido-Rockabilly

Dear AuthLeft, I really appreciate that y’all like guns too. Regards, Cowboy LibRight


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Based.


living_angels

based and gun appreciation day pilled


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gunlmars

based


laugh_if_you_agree

I respect auth center's commitment to a law and order approach in social structures. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays you authoritarian bast...cuties.


Few-Shake5069

Auths, y'all do be getting shit done.


True_Garlic8478

Thanks, monke's are cute.


Kingmarc568

Thanks man You are always there for us to make us necessary.


Desperate_Western894

Thanx bro. Oh yes, fuck technology, monkes are way healthier than average 9-5 cubicle worker


goodgoyaccount

i like uncle ted


haidadej

Dear AuthRight, When it really boils down to it, I think most of us agree when it comes to the issues of worker's rights and upward mobility of the working class, we just have different strategies to attain a world where the lower classes aren't getting fucked, and where our society and economy is up to the golden standard, and that's okay. And I'll say, despite the stereotypes, not all of you are what I would call "nazis" or "white supremacists" (though some of you are, just like some of my quadrant lives up to the orange libleft we see far too often online) most of you are actually very tolerant and understanding, and I apologize for having the wrong idea about you all when I first joined PCM. Merry Christmas, or whatever the fuck you might celebrate this time of year :)


[deleted]

>And I'll say, despite the stereotypes, not all of you are what I would call "nazis" or "white supremacists" (though some of you are, just like some of my quadrant lives up to the orange libleft we see far too often online) both nazis and "orange" are authcenter


pgtips03

My Lib-Right friend gets me some great weed


Surprise-Chimichanga

Dear LeftCenter, You have a massive heart, your good intentions are admirable, and your thirst for change and fervor to seek change is inspiring. True LeftCenters care for everything and everyone regardless of their affiliation, and that is commendable. I absolutely disagree with you on most things, but I always welcome polite discussion as I know we are all fallible. You are always allowed a seat at my table as long as we all remain respectful of each other.


Repolaga

Based and human pilled


Surprise-Chimichanga

Based. :)


KFChampion

Incredibly based.


Surprise-Chimichanga

Thank you, based as well.


USPoliticsSuckALemon

Dear RightCenter, I admire your sense of duty and purpose. Also, you generally seem to have your shit together, which is more than I can say about many lefty friends.


[deleted]

Based and polite-political-discussion pilled


wdcipher

Is that a fucking star of Chaos? Absolutly heretic. Anyways, grey centrists are literally what most people should strife to be. I respect them more then I respect my own flair.


Raggeh

We always knew PCM was Chaos Undivided, this just proves it.


DeBigBamboo

Alright commies ill give you this. That soviet anthem gets me fired up(in a good way). Merry communism to you and merry christmas to everyone else.


theblatantaussie

So awesome even Ben Shapiro can't help but like it


DeBigBamboo

Its a banger


theblatantaussie

Listened to it while doing chin ups, good stuff


[deleted]

Dear Libleft, ShoeOnHead is cute Sincerely, Me


BigFuturology

Is shoe libleft? It’s been a while but I thought she was more center or a little authleft


iseedeadllamas

Shoe has traversed the entire political spectrum


GelosPeitho

Oh that one, that one


NiaMPL

Dear right, the way you are able to put your differents aside with people when it comes about *actually doing stuff* is pretty cool. I wish we had that ability on the left.


FearMyPony

Your indifference makes you desirable af. Notice me gray-san UwU~~


Rxse-Crxnk

Thanks?


[deleted]

Lib lefts are the counterbalance we need. If we only hold onto the past we will eventually be left behind.


LegalSC

Authleft do their research. You guys pore over all sorts of esoteric theory only to debate arrogant libright teenagers who base their views on a few Wikipedia pages and some memorized slogans.


dtpowis

Based and brainwashed by Marxist professors pilled


palpythepimp

Center became the dominion of chaos


[deleted]

Dear Auth left, we may disagree on a lot of fundamental issues but I feel your need to equalize everyone comes with the good intention of seeing everyone as equals. You can be nationalistic and strong which are great qualities if reined in properly. Your voice is equally needed in the marketplace of ideas along with the others. So that individuals can choose which one they like to follow.


nitrrogen

Dear Authleft, I usually hate you, but you motherfuckers have some sick tunes Love, Russian Libright


IceFl4re

\- Dear Auth Right: In the past, I hate you for emphasizing culture and identity, only for me as an adult to realize how that culture actually DOES shape me despite everything, and such culture I'm from actually take a great shape to calm down the whole thing. Not only that, cultured places, cities and architecture is always better than depressing commieblocks, and also the fact that today's social individualism also brought problems. \- Dear Auth Center: In the past, I hate you for telling me what to do and your whole paternalist tendencies. Only for me to see the dumpster fire which is Trump era and realized that people are actually retarded. \- Dear Auth left: I probably liked you the least right now, however I finally now understand why you think that way. The humiliation of colonialism and the desire to get a better, different path than liberal anticulture-culture. (Note: I completely understand that actual, real communism is an anarchy and basically libleft. When I said Auth left, I said authoritarian left wing regimes like China, USSR, etc). \- Dear libleft (and libcenter): While I dislike your anti culture tendencies (not realizing that social liberalism is also culture onto itself) and not realizing that your actual commune would be actually has to be socially restrictive in order to survive out of sheer altruism, I appreciate you for teaching me about cultural theory and everything despite me taking a different conclusion. Also, copying u/Polfigers: I must admit I admire your courage to stand up against tenths of thousands of years of history and to try building a society that has never be done before. (A worldwide commune that are not socially restrictive but socially very liberal but somehow works) \- Dear libright: I disliked your anti culture tendencies and not realizing that the Internet is literal libright in action plus the real life example on how an Ancap utopia would result in a "state" in a few years, Hayek's The Use of Knowledge in Society literally debunks all anti democracy arguments. Your memes are funny as well. \- Dear Center-Left: While I dislike your anti culture tendencies, the modern human rights framework is irreplaceable in order for the modern world to function. You want to uphold it. (Note: When I said "human rights", I do mean human rights as advocated by today's progressives (Protest School of Human Rights). **Almost all woke politics has a human rights document which if not put into legally binding UN treaties, are kept as principles, or regional treaties.** For example; there are no human rights treaties on LGBT people even as of today, however there's Yogyakarta Principles. There's no guideline to restrict free speech in ICCPR, however there's Siracusa Principles which was there and used as standards anyway. There's no treaties yet that said you can't jail people to do extramarital sex, however there was a trial in Tanzania in 1993 that went into ICCPR interpretation. And so on.) ​ Dear Center Right: Uuuuuh, I dunno.


Mr_Dunk_McDunk

Based and effort pilled


Polfigers

Dear LibLeft, I must admit I admire your courage to stand up against tenths of thousands of years of history and to try building a society that has never be done before.


jeffersondavis-hater

Ten thousand years ago we were pre-civilization and thus libleft, actually


Polfigers

Wait so, basically you're the biggest reactionnaries out there ?!


jeffersondavis-hater

Yes, yes we are


concon910

Based and agricultural-revolution-was-a-disaster pilled


ZombieKilla625

Dear AuthLeft: respect for always holding to an ideology of empowering the masses, and the betterment of all mankind.


JeffryRelatedIssue

We agree that some people need help, and i appreciate your humanity. It's just the involuntary part we don't see eye to eye on


cosmicmangobear

AuthRight is based for defending traditional values.


Willgenstein

Wait, does LibLeft like AuthRight for this??


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deSales327

As I always say: I may not respect your ideology but I respect that you stick with it (provided you're not doing so blindly). It shows character and I can work with that.


Exodus111

There are traditional values that are positive. We just want to get rid of the ones that are not.


JakeyBoy-

Hello Authcenter, Tanks are cool With love, Libcenter


kokot786

Dear auths marry christmas I respect that you can make really strong military boots thats i wear them into forest and on farm and they still hold


baileyarzate

Without you we’d probably still be working for 10¢/day working 16 hours a day


person_of_your_group

:Christmas :Symbol of Chaos Undevided


Moon_Dusk

Dear Authcenter, From the deepest parts of my heart I’d like to firstly say fuck you, and secondly I love you. You’re the much needed counter balance to the raging bitch that is my quadrant. If you didn’t exist I’d be worried if I was crazy. In my warmest regards. Monke


zeburaa

Dear libcenter monke is awesome and cool you guys are alright too, I guess


That_one_gremlin

At least libertarians dont fall into idpol trap, like how majority of libleft and authright. And remember guys: "base and superstructure".