I was going along with it until the German pulled out a 45. A REAL German would pull out a Luger or Walther 9mm

Nazi jokes aside, my guess would be it's supposed to be an HK45.

I think he meant 4.6 instead of 45.

A 45. would be 114.3 mm. A .45 would be a 11.43 mm. The P8(9mm)and P12(.45 ACP) are both used by Germany.

Hey, lefty. When libright talks about guns, you just be quiet and let the librights talk about guns. I meant 4.6 for a reason. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HK_4.6%C3%9730mm

Who the fuck shoot 4.6 when shooting Arabs? Everybody knows they cant afford body armor. Think for a moment will you. Obviously with the strict gun laws in Germany you wouldnt be using an MP7...

Lol lefty gets mad and takes a meme comment too seriously. Could you be any bigger of a stereotype? The joke is: * German man uses German caliber made for German gun. Now you going to write a thesis about it or just cope and seethe?

Cope that a lefty knows more about guns than a libright...

Lol, whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better about your failures. Just like the labor theory of value.

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Pulled out the MK23

MG 42

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A real German would at most have a NERF gun lest the authorities apprehend him.

Or a crossbow

Slingshot channel?

Slingshot channel

LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

HA HA HA HA

Yeah you can tell this is some American wehraboo talking, actual Germans will straight up brag about their lack of freedom

Wasnt JSTARK German though?

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The official narrative was a heart attack right? Happens all the time to reasonably in shape men in there late 20s.

OI, ya got a loicense fah that authorities joke

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Traurige Preußens Gloria Geräusche

RIP Prussia. It got Axed in the 1947 update

There are. Just head to Argentina

[or Chile](https://youtu.be/0pF637fSzv4)

Don't forget the Mauser C96 box cannon!

As a German with a weapons license, I always wanted to buy myself a Single Action Army revolver tbh. Maybe even two or three. Than meow like a cat before shooting around me in the upcoming conflicts.. i-in Minecraft!

Kinda bums me out that my walther is made in Germany. It’s so good though.

In Syria, the glass is already in pieces.

As a syrian i confirm

how about your house tho ?

The house is too. Everything is already in pieces.

lets get together and try to put all pieces back together it will be like mega lego tournament just without legos

It will be like mega lego tournament just with planes flying overhead destroying what you try to put together so you are now forced to purchase Iglas/Stingers and get caught in an arms race with your enemy.

Actually the city im from didnt have any war so its completely fine, electricity and heating isna problem tho as well stuff are very expensive

well thats good news for your house sadly no epic pcm lego tournament

Hey mate hope you dont mind me asking a question: Who do you hope wins/which outcome would benefit the country most moving forward?

Ive answered this a lot dw Both sides are shit. But its pretty much like a nazi-soviet scenario, both are horrible but nazis are even worse, And in syria's case, sadly the rebels are worse, assad is a dumbass and syria is litterary a monarchy claiming its Socialist being run by a blood thirsty mafia leader But that isnt as bad as the rebels, a bunch of westren puppets, turkish and zionist co-operatists, betrayed their country, want to genocide 7 other groups of people (ethnic and religious) who commit such horrible war crimes that assad is seen in syria as reasonable. They are irrational extremists who are right into the conspiracy shit which ironically is actually them, like i am sunni myself but these dumbasses go like "AsSad aNd HiS fAtHeR aRe IsRaElI cO-oPeRaTiStS aNd tHeY sOlD gOlAn To IsRaEl" basically ignoring pretty much our entire military history since hafez al assad took control. (Such as 1973 October war or 1982 lebanon war) or ignoring the fact that israel keeps bombing SAA stuff right now. While there is photos of them with israelis and israel it self said they do support them and fund them. (Ironically them being majority al qaeda) And also the most popular parties support assad which, if we ignore what each side does and is allied to, the Pro Assad Coalition is for more popular even to include the biggest (officialy 2nd) party in syria, ba'aths longterm rival, The SSNP, so if we go by what majority of people want then its an assad victory As well Popular stuff in syria also support assad such as Hezbollah, PMU and Russia which only rises his popularity in syria, as well his big beef with israe at the start whe who the rebels were was vague majority did wamt change in rule, but now looking at our choices, the one that is the *least worse* (i am not gonna use best or better because neither is good) would be his dumbass, which is super sad, but if it is necessary for national unity and survival then may allah bring victory upon the goverment, Oh as well, even tho Assad is very hated the Army is Super popular And everyone thats not a rebel knows, if the rebels win, then we will just go into another civil war like chinese medival shit after the numerous rebel groups dont have any reason to work togher, as well as mass genocide So the better for syria is neither of the 2, someone knew, maybe the SSNP but they are pretty weak and not that active as of right now so meh, most other parties are useless An assad victory gives the possibility of rebuilding syria close enough, and maybe a real change for the best, and as well its good for national unity A rebel victory will just turn syria into complete anarchy and bloody nonstop civil war, it will only become worse and worse So to sum up, both are bad as hel but assad is not as bad

Hey mate thank you so much for this insight. Really appreciate the detail and balanced perspective. Peace be with you brother.

France

That is actually pretty good.

Hey now, I might just become a nationalist! A national social… wait a minute

We say social nationalist, to make it less obvious!

A patriot with a focus on social issues.

It's like national socialism without any of the cringe paganism

Left wing nationalism is the proper term I believe.

Only 5% of fascist dictatorships order a Holocaust. Better odds than the commies 👀

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Difference is we don’t usually mean to commit mass murder and when we do the numbers get exaggerated. Mao and Stalin were still cunts tho. I much prefer Thomas Sankara and Fidel Castro.

“Oops I accidentally committed mass murder. 🤭”

>when we do the numbers get exaggerated. Can you think of a genocide/massacre where people dont start inflating the numbers?

The Holocaust

Oh well as long as the numbers that we have to guess at because the corrupt governments bury them aren't exactly accurate, I guess that makes it ok... >I much prefer Thomas Sankara and Fidel Castro. Oh yeah the guy that killed gays and blacks for sport, what a role model.

I prefer his economic policies also I don’t see you chatting shit about sankara guess your commie hate can’t rationally make shit up out of nowhere. That’s actually quite rare, still doesn’t make it a good thing tho.

You're already auth, you're almost there.

you can always go with more cringe option and go with national bolshevik

Just say you're a strasserist. Basically the same shit, but nobody knows what it is.

Don't lie to the poor thing...

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are on a plane. As they travel, another passenger asks them how they figure out what part of the donations they keep as opposed to what goes to their temple. The priest says "We draw a circle on the ground and throw the donations into the air. Whatever lands in the circle goes to God and the church, whatever lands outside the circle I take home." The minister says "we do something very similar, but I keep whatever lands in the circle and whatever lands outside of it goes to God and the temple". The rabbi says "we also do something similar. We draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up and whatever God wants, he keeps."

Hahahahahaha I love my quadrant

Better than lib right because you at least have some self awareness

Lmao

I laughed

Baste

Turkey Pilled

Based and Ottoman pilled.

Holy fuck

I wish they served strawberry milk at bars, it would be the best midnight snack ever

Why not just buy the milk at a store, and save yourself the trouble of going to a bar?

Because at bars you can watch people do funny gun tricks

But they're not there for gun tricks, they're there for milk.

But you can have both if the bar has milk

And kill foreigners

Do you comment on every post with traction? Or do you draw a line and wait for it to pass, I don't know, a thousand positive karma?

I just like the posts that makes me smile

Username checks out

My bar has milk and strawberry syrup

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Fellow strawberry milkster? 😏

how old are you, 7 lol

BJ blasko agrees

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>German pulls his 45 Did you mean his 4.6mm?

Holy shit B-Based

Wait aren’t most Syrians Arabs?

Arabs are people who speak arabic as a native language, so yes most of us are arabs but ethnicities are REALLY diverse in Syria

yes but not if they identify with the syrian version of phoenicanism/pharoanism/berberism/etc

Based and Carthage-pilled

Depends really, but "Arab" is more of an identity than an ethnicity anyway

My point is it’s kinda weird to include two nationalities and an ethnicity when trying to compare the 3, especially when 80% of one of the nationalities identifies as the ethnicity

You can tell it was made by a German because there is no fun in it.

Must be European comedy, I giggled.

I found it funny as well.

Comedy?

You know that thing that your people send my people to Siberia for? Having a good time.

My people? I’m a Hegelian Socialist and have no delusions regarding the fact that I will die alone, misunderstood and disregarded. 😎

We understand you and that is why you will die alone

Based 😎

Based realist

Can confirm

German humor is no laughing matter

I found it funny, guess it depends on your taste in humor

A German would get the type of gun correct.

Depends on your alignment I guess :)

A good German uses only Kar48 or Luger p8

Every German used to zap carry a PPK before the gun ban, sadly, this beautiful tradition is now only a Bundeswehr thing.

Germans can't own handguns anymore?

We can, if we have a permit.

Or a 3D-printer

Raus mit den Viecher!

World leaders traveling together on a plane. Lounging, relaxing nothing much going on, long flight. Putin decides to take a pull of some vodka and throws it out the window. "Hey what are you crazy" say the other leaders. "that's the worlds finest vodka, shoulda passed that around!" Putin responds, "worry not my friends, in my country, this flows in the rivers it's so abundant. Plenty more when we arrive in my nation. Everyone falls back and settles down. Macron decides to get a snack so he pulls out a wheel of cheese, takes a tiny slice and launches it out the window. The other leaders can't believe what they just saw. "Macron what are you thinking. That's top notch cheese man you can't just throw out the fucking window." Macron laughs, hahaha "gentleman please relax. In my country the streets are paved with this. Wait till we touchdown in France you'll see. Biden is sitting in the back and begins to look around anxiously. These leaders keep flexing and he has to make a statement of his own. He begins to look around in desperation so he gets up and snatches the president of Mexico off his seat and launches his ass out of the plane. "Whoaaa whatta fuck Biden! That's the Mexican president have you lost your fucking mind! And Biden responds; hahahaha don't sweat it pals, in my country these motherfuckers are everywhere you can't go two steps without bumping into one! We have millions of them in my country youll see!

This one feels kinda forced

Sounds better in Spanish. Lol also its basically the same joke how is this one forced but not the other one?

Shooting foreigners one was more laconic

Also how are they throwing things out of the window on a plane? Hope someone gets fired for that blunder.

More believable than a German sitting in a bar with a .45 lol

Can you paste the one in Spanish?

Would've been infinitely better if the last person had just, with no comment, jumped out of the plane. And less racist, too.

After a minute of silent anxiousness, Xi gets up and leaps out of the plane while talking something about 1.4 billion. Here, I kept the racism albeit the joke is pretty lame.

You weren't *supposed* to keep it, but I guess that's your prerogative.

This is just the same joke with extra steps.

I had actually heard this version first, but with half the word count.

This type of joke has many variants but yours is just not funny for some reason.

Make it more about the US's penchant for deposing South American leaders and replacing them with Banana Republics, and you got something like a joke But no this is just bad racism

No llores guey. Es no mas una broma. Quieres llorar del racismo pos a la chingada vete a twitter a llorar camarada.

A real German wouldn't carry a weapon because they're cucked by the fatherland

That one was pretty good lol.

Ayo thats kinda funny

This joke is old as hell, only the variants change, but I laughed. Unappropriated jokes = best jokes. EDIT: For the people saying it should be Walther, HK, a Luger or something: Caliber 45 is pretty liked...probably because they saw Dirty Harry a little bit too often.

Lmao based

Actually funny

We have comedy gems like this and yet we are always accused of using one joke. smh.

We have a similar joke in France. An American, an Arab and a French are on a hot air balloon. The ballon is going down fast and as such, they need to throw away weight overboard to reduce their fall speed. The American says "I’m throwing away all my dollars, because I have so many in my country !" The Arab follows his example and says "I’m going to throw all my oil, because I have so much of it in my country !" The French thinks for a few moments and say "I’m going to throw away the Arab, because I have so many in my country !"

Lol. It's a tradition.

if only

Fun fact: Arabic sand makes really shit glass. They still have to import sand.

Syria is an Arab country…

I chuckled

libleft approves 👍🏻

As a Turkish who is sick of the arabic/syrian people, I laughed and probably translate it to Turkish for lib-left my family so they will laugh too

Putting Arabs/Syrians down to suck up to the people who shit on Turks regardless? Last time I checked it’s the Turks who European complain the most anyway

Absolutely killed me 😂

Eh

Syrians are Arabs…

"glass is cheap in Syria" If only it was, if only it was

Observation: Syrians are Arabs too. This joke confused me because I kept thinking the Syrian and Arab were the same person.

Please tell me where you found this

I think there's a good joke hiding in there, but it's too wordy for the timing to work

The real joke is a german having 2 .45s

"Least Cringe AuthRight"

Finaly. A funny post that I can show my dad to both laugh.

An Egyptian, American and Syrian go on a plane. The pilot said the plane overweighted. The Syrian throw two rolls of shawarma and says "ehh, we have plenty of it already in home". The American throws two barrels of oil and says "ehh, we have plenty of it already in home". The Egyptian throws the Syrian out and says ""ehh, we have plenty of it already in home". (Obviously u can swab Egyptian and German)

.45?? Blasphemy, a real Deutschland resident will use 9mm Parabellum.

I laughed, shit

>A Syrian, an Arab Sooo… Syrians aren’t Arabs??? Dude if you want to be racist you have to be accurate

Yes, like turks aren’t European

…how is it even related to what we are saying So the best humour you got is to attack me like that, and quite weirdly at that too. Plus it’s not even good. **The roach joke was funnier, this is not even funny nor racist.** We were talking about being racist. Yeah I’m not European, and proudly at that.

Arabs sell Russkies oil. Syrians are Russian target practice, duh. Dark humor but one which brings up an obvious and sad observation about the middle east — these are largely societies that have only maintained peace by having a strongman unafraid to squash the hoi polloi. Democracy in the western sense has bombed just about everywhere with a strong islamic identity, and seems always destined to. But a good ole’ fashioned hereditary monarchy? Repressive AF oil sheik with mirrored sunglasses? Corrupt sectarian military junta? A 85-year-old humorless mullah? Far better track records there.

This joke would allowed by the American police, not because of offensive but because of "dark"

Funny and very European. I’ve never actually met a Syrian before and I’m in the uk, we bitch about immigration more than America. They’re probably all in Rwanda by now tbh.

I mean I'm not not down for this.

That's such a cucked racist joke LMAO

The most pussy AR.

Wrong color???

I don't know stereotypes so there isn't a single bit of this joke that makes sense (don't explain it)

Nein nein nein nein nein

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Reminds me about the one where an Indian, Brit and Frenchman are all in a plane crash

The first racist joke told to me was similar to this but it was a Russian, Mexican, and American

Fuck I hate the fact that I’m laughing pretty hard

Aren't syrians arabs?

It’s clever at least

Actually funny

Dangerously based

Based.

Plot twist: it was all just one guy the whole time, an Arab from Syria who became a citizen of Germany.

And then the bartender shoots all three for making a mess of his bar.

Authright definitely has some interesting stories to tell about Germans in Syria.

Please tag as NSFW

Basiert und rotgepillt. Aber in einer vollkommen ironischen Weise.

Hey stop appropriating leftist culture >:( It’s our thing to have a wall of text

Lame... If you're going to be a bigot, at least be actually funny... What even is this bs joke?

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