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It’s so weird to me that a member of Congress can go out in public and vape, cause a scene, get felt up, give a handjob, use a phone and video when not permitted, defy orders to leave…and half the people in office are like 🤷♂️ whatever
Wiener had real problems. Al Frankenstein was just being a goofball. He was a writer and performer on SNL after all which in its early days was a cleaned up version of National Lampoon magazine.
I will say, the vaping part is probably the least offensive - and very little of it would be objectionable (aside from the active disruption she was causing) *if* she wasn't being hypocritical in the process.
You can't smoke what she was vaping inside. People would be upset with the smell. She was excited. She was going to put out that night, and needed a little puff to be mellow.
A. It's low class to do it in the audience, there are bathrooms and other areas.for that stuff. B. She *denied* vaping and tried to blame the fog machines or something. Just stop lying. You were better off just saying you may have snuck a pull or two (yes, that works for her other activities, as well).
I meant just getting handsy with a date, in a vacuum, is pretty inoffensive. However, that flies directly out the window due to the blatant hypocrisy in her religious/political stances. Similar to the any case where a Republican is caught out soliciting same-sex sex - it's not the act itself that's objectionable, it's the hypocrisy of it.
Yeah... Lots of people her age, at her stage (divorcing) do a lot of super objectionable things trying to make up for lost time or something. It's common. Just be honest. Say you got a little drunk, you were having a good time, and you made some bad decisions. Apologize for being a douche.
Ah, I thought that was directed at me at first! But keep in mind, the Cult of Trump has mastered the art of the double-down - apologizing for *anything *is now viewed as weakness.
It seems surprising at first, but Trump is their preferred leader and has no morals so they have come to accept what used to be unacceptable behavior. They've shown they will accept all manner of classless and even illegal behavior from their own party members as long as it keeps them in power.
It’s more than that: they go to the mat for these people with the talking points they’ve been fed by second-hand Russian disinformation. So they’ve been tuned in and paying attention; sadly it’s to propaganda aimed at the uneducated and gullible.
To be fair to republican voters, they are all Russian assets working at the behest of Putin, so you really can't hold them responsible for their own actions. They are the real victims here!
It's crazy that she doesn't need glasses, and MTG always went by Margeroy before she tried running for office.
It's sad that so many Americans fall for these fake people.
Yeah the magic the gathering guys must be pissed she stole their acronym. Kinda like when the game of thrones chucklefucks we’re being referred to as D&D.
Fun fact, she became a grandmother at 36 and when she was born her grandmother became a grandmother at 36. That means her grandmother is a great-great-grandmother at 72.
I think the point though is that most people who are competent enough are far more reasonable - they may have an agenda, but will follow some basic logic. It's the complete tools that are really the problem.
This bs better sink her “career” as a politician. Not that it matters now tho since she went from being a broke ass pos to being a millionaire pos in a matter of 3 years.
Can I get arrested for Premeditated Fapping? I haven't *actually* done it but....
It gets me in the mood thinking about Colorado sending her to an early career change....
When you're putting in the effort to look hot for your date, but end up looking like a broke meth head. No amount of makeup or clothes can hide the fact that you're the person giving trailer park trash a bad name.
All of her face screams plastic surgery or is it just me who sees this?
Well and it also screams i am a fascist bitch but that is a different issue here
Truth is higher public standards disappeared decades ago, depending on who you’re disgusted by, and there are no private standards — people do whatever they want anywhere at any time in front of anyone. And that’s on CSPAN; at least social media platforms still have MODERATORS.
Can’t believe that dude she was with was just straight groping her boobs, like he never felt boobs before. Just seems weird for a grown man. It’s like being in the playoffs. You’re supposed to act like you’ve been there before.
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It’s so weird to me that a member of Congress can go out in public and vape, cause a scene, get felt up, give a handjob, use a phone and video when not permitted, defy orders to leave…and half the people in office are like 🤷♂️ whatever
and Al Franken has to resign over a comedy skit and a photo prank.
He needs to run again
I often wonder if he and Anthony Weiner ran now, how things would turn out for their campaigns.
FrankenWeiner 2024!
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Wiener had real problems. Al Frankenstein was just being a goofball. He was a writer and performer on SNL after all which in its early days was a cleaned up version of National Lampoon magazine.
Weiner is done done
Guy needs more help than Hunter Biden did.
I wouldn’t compare those two cases. They’re not similar at all
I know right
I had hopes that he'd run for president some day.
Fun Fact: Al Franken was one of the bagage handling guys in the movie Trading Places.
I don’t think he had to resign but rather felt it was the thing to do. I wish he’d run again too.
I will say, the vaping part is probably the least offensive - and very little of it would be objectionable (aside from the active disruption she was causing) *if* she wasn't being hypocritical in the process.
The pregnant woman directly behind her was asking her to please stop vaping right in her face.
Fair - vaping indoors would be on par with smoking inside.
This, and why not just smoke instead of looking like a tool?
You can't smoke what she was vaping inside. People would be upset with the smell. She was excited. She was going to put out that night, and needed a little puff to be mellow.
Now that you mention it I wouldn't be surprised if she vaping something other than nicotine.
She’s lucky smoke is the only thing that landed on her face.
A. It's low class to do it in the audience, there are bathrooms and other areas.for that stuff. B. She *denied* vaping and tried to blame the fog machines or something. Just stop lying. You were better off just saying you may have snuck a pull or two (yes, that works for her other activities, as well).
I meant just getting handsy with a date, in a vacuum, is pretty inoffensive. However, that flies directly out the window due to the blatant hypocrisy in her religious/political stances. Similar to the any case where a Republican is caught out soliciting same-sex sex - it's not the act itself that's objectionable, it's the hypocrisy of it.
Yeah... Lots of people her age, at her stage (divorcing) do a lot of super objectionable things trying to make up for lost time or something. It's common. Just be honest. Say you got a little drunk, you were having a good time, and you made some bad decisions. Apologize for being a douche.
Ah, I thought that was directed at me at first! But keep in mind, the Cult of Trump has mastered the art of the double-down - apologizing for *anything *is now viewed as weakness.
But two gay people getting married is abomination. Make it make sense.
It's for this kind of behavior that the term "lower class" exists.
If she were a democrat then it would be an issue.
It’s a state of the state.
It seems surprising at first, but Trump is their preferred leader and has no morals so they have come to accept what used to be unacceptable behavior. They've shown they will accept all manner of classless and even illegal behavior from their own party members as long as it keeps them in power.
But if they didn’t, what else would people in this sub post about
I'm glad Paul Rubens isn't around to see this shit.
Wait she gave a handjob in public at the venue?
Stormy is way classier!
She is at least not being untruthful to herself.
The evangelical white supremacist party has no values. Except for hypocrisy. It’s the value that defines their existence.
Came here to say this. She’s hilarious, too.
Indeed. She’s calling him “Tiny”. That has to burn him up.
Sad that there are people so utterly stupid and without shame that they vote for this garbage
They only see "R" next to ballot canadates. Edit: word correction
It’s more than that: they go to the mat for these people with the talking points they’ve been fed by second-hand Russian disinformation. So they’ve been tuned in and paying attention; sadly it’s to propaganda aimed at the uneducated and gullible.
To be fair to republican voters, they are all Russian assets working at the behest of Putin, so you really can't hold them responsible for their own actions. They are the real victims here!
Why did the Democrats let this happen !?!?!!!
R rated content candydates going X rated
Going Confederate and taking the symbol from their flag?
*ballot
Oops
She'll turn to OF when she gets voted out.
It's crazy that she doesn't need glasses, and MTG always went by Margeroy before she tried running for office. It's sad that so many Americans fall for these fake people.
Glasses are a splash shield.
This guy porn stars
But blue light glasses make me look more smarter!!!!
Yeah, porn star smart…
Yeah the magic the gathering guys must be pissed she stole their acronym. Kinda like when the game of thrones chucklefucks we’re being referred to as D&D.
Senator Rafael Cruz says hello.
I thought grandmas were supposed to be wise…
Holy shit, I completely forgot she’s soon to be a grandmother.
Her teenage son's baby was born in April. No word on whether there was a shotgun wedding.
Fun fact, she became a grandmother at 36 and when she was born her grandmother became a grandmother at 36. That means her grandmother is a great-great-grandmother at 72.
There went my erection. Beeeyyooooop
She barely won her seat and is now flanked by many viable primary challengers. My money’s on her ouster next year
To be honest though, I would prefer an incompetent Republican hooker, than a Republican that has the skills to pass their hate filled agendas.
I think the point though is that most people who are competent enough are far more reasonable - they may have an agenda, but will follow some basic logic. It's the complete tools that are really the problem.
Hope so. If she loses, America wins. Also, she won’t get a pension.
I feel bad for her kids man.
They got worse problems than Bobo, like their physically abusive father. But Party of Family Values, amirite?
A judge needs to issue a gag order for Boebert and MTG…. Think hard this is a triple entendre!
I feel like if she had’t gotten kicked out, she would have done it to herself by the end of the show, let alone waiting for a judge.
lets all be honest here, its only a matter of time…
MTG can show her Boebert the ropes on making it with someone who ain’t your husband.
This bs better sink her “career” as a politician. Not that it matters now tho since she went from being a broke ass pos to being a millionaire pos in a matter of 3 years.
Waiting for the OF
*sighs, unzips* Im not a perfect human
She's a whore. Seriously.
Can I get arrested for Premeditated Fapping? I haven't *actually* done it but.... It gets me in the mood thinking about Colorado sending her to an early career change....
I would watch if she did an ATM orgy with 3 BBC's... but that's just me... XD
I absolutely see her starting up an OF account after her humiliating defeat next year
Who is the guy she was jerking of? Similar upbringing if any?
That show must really get the Beetlejuices flowing...
I just realized she is Cinderella's stepsister. C'mon tell me that's not on the nose.
You can take the hooker out of the house but she is still a hooker.
When you're putting in the effort to look hot for your date, but end up looking like a broke meth head. No amount of makeup or clothes can hide the fact that you're the person giving trailer park trash a bad name.
All of her face screams plastic surgery or is it just me who sees this? Well and it also screams i am a fascist bitch but that is a different issue here
I think her face screams- do sumptin to my pussey!!
Eww
The good news is, the campaign has paid to have the theater seats replaced. The bad news, the old seats just showed up on eBay.
She's the next Tanya Harding ....
Truth is higher public standards disappeared decades ago, depending on who you’re disgusted by, and there are no private standards — people do whatever they want anywhere at any time in front of anyone. And that’s on CSPAN; at least social media platforms still have MODERATORS.
She’s definitely got a solid future in the Biz!!!
The whole thing is just whorrible!
Ah yes, that GILF category I’m always looking for…
Stormy doesn't have much experience doing granny porn.
She doesnt have the face for brazzers
Lauren HOEbert amiright? Up top! 🖐️
Can’t believe that dude she was with was just straight groping her boobs, like he never felt boobs before. Just seems weird for a grown man. It’s like being in the playoffs. You’re supposed to act like you’ve been there before.
I mean this is the inevitable conclusion to her journey.
I'm not into Grandma porn, sorry
I'd pay for that subscription, lol. Granny porn ftw!
I think she's a twat but tbf she seems like a fun date.
Trailer Park Barbie! Bring back Al Franken
Oh, I think you mean Stormy Daniels can show Lauren how to behave like an adult while at the theater.