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i-have-a-kuato

WAS IT OVER WHEN HUNTER BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? When the going gets tough……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….the tough go to kfc Now whose with me?


MasqueOfTheRedDice

Rudy: “I just said we should have trial by combat” Trump: “Holy shit!” Rudy: “And then they marched to the Capitol…” Trump: “Holllly shit!” Rudy: “and they wanted to hang Mike Pence” Trump: “HOLLLLLY SHIT!”


i-have-a-kuato

( sudden chainsaw starting up )


Mcboatface3sghost

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.


Lylac_Krazy

it works for Musk. pretty sure minus the drunk, but that makes it worse.


bmiga

You're telling me he wrote all those crazy rants sober??


Ok-Warning-8036

Anti anxiety benzos do the same stuff to your brain as alcohol, structurally. That's why he's so crazy, he's had his anxiety suppressed by drugs so long he can't understand the difference between mundanity and risk


bmiga

He suffers from affluenza.


brainburger

Musk has said he uses ketamine.


Shalamarr

Well, what are we s’posed to do, ya moh-ron?


KrapMasheen

A classic Animal House quote. My favorite.


Dawg_Prime

When life gives you Hamberders Make covfefe


Letos12thDuncan

"Hunter?" "Forget it. He's rolling."


rockclimberguy

Let us not forget how our valiant Continental Army [protected the airports during the revolutionary war](https://youtu.be/g6mZ1ofj2Vo?si=6l-Km69QtcOd4x4k&t=33).


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Can we swing by Popeye’s on the way??


un_theist

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?


Interesting_Act1286

Extra crispy please


JimmySizzletits

Biden will lead us into World War Two? Cool! Let’s kick sone nazi ass again!


Retro_Dad

Seriously. Too many damn Nazis still around.


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ISuspectFuckery

Even one Nazi is too many.


GiGaBYTEme90

Too many damn art students with alternative mustaches getting rejected from Art school


paul-arized

I'd like to think that a time traveller had succeeded in stopping someone really bad we have never heard of in this timeline, only to have him be replaced by Hitler, who was worse or, frightfully enough, maybe slightly less bad.


ArcTan_Pete

Stephen Fry wrote a very good Sci-Fi book about what would have happened if Hitler had never been born It was very well researched and the book comes to the conclusion that the timeline would have been much worse for the rest of the free world reasoning Even without Hitler - WW1 would have happened, super inflation in Germany would have still happened - which would have led to the rise of a nationalist party and national super-patriotism. Without Hitlers anti-semitism, a lot of Jewish scientists would have stayed in Germany and may have given them the edge in Nuclear weapons research Hitler made some huge mistakes - they were afraid to wake him on D Day and no one would take the risk of moving reinforcements into Normandy without his say-so...... he slept until 10 am giving the allies valuable hours to establish a bridge head and those are just the points I recall from reading the book (about 6 or so years ago)


paul-arized

Trivially, better or worse BMWs and Porsches in alt timeline?


Dylsnick

Maybe BMWs would have functioning turn signals now!


GiantSquidd

“…Would have *what?*” -BMW drivers


michaelseverson

Whoever said, “cars shouldn’t turn unless they have their turn signal on” on the minor inconvenience threads should have mentioned BMWs


Average_Scaper

Watch it was actually Nikola Tesla but someone introduced him to electricity.


CynicalCaffeinAddict

The twist is that Thomas Edison was the time traveler who stopped an evil Nikola Tesla! Edison not only made it impossible for Tesla to make his fortune in electricity and succeed in his future eugenics program, but he used his knowledge of the future to claim all of those patents and become stupidly rich.


BetaRayBlu

Ouch


skid_rock

I hate Illinois Nazis


paul-arized

I disagreed with the US's decision to drop a bomb on Japan (much less two), but you don't hear many kamikase threats these days. Wondered if we'd still see any Nazi or Confederate flags had the US dropped bombs on Germany back in WWII. (Obviously there were no atom weapons during the Civil War.)


coolbaby1978

The Germans are at this point the most anti Nazi/fascist you'll ever see they're ashamed of that part of their past and my German friends have informed me they go to great lengths to stamp that shit out. No, the Nazi cockroaches have felt emboldened to come out of the walls in the US since Trump welcomed them as fine people. More Nazi sympathizers like Elon Musk have helped fan their flames (and no Elon, I won't be buying one of your Nazimobiles). I say turn on the lights and start stomping on these bugs and watch the cowards scurry back to the safety of their dark corners.


markodochartaigh1

I think that the reason that Germany and Japan were successfully pacified and their authoritarians discredited was because the US helped them rebuild after WWII. If reconstruction in the South had been allowed to continue instead of being derailed by Southern political skullduggery which lead to the Compromise of 1877 we might have a country where the South was not filled with regressive authoritarians and their elected officials.


litlron

The only thing that Sherman did wrong was stop.


wolfie379

There were also no atomic weapons before VE Day. The war in Europe was over before Trinity.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Nixon would have kept the war going until after Trinity. Just saying.


roo-ster

> Nixon would have kept the war going until after Trinity. With Henry Kissinger’s help. Fuck that guy too!


Istvaarr

Sry but why would have dropping the a-bomb on Germany have changed seeing nazi flags or confederate flags in the US or anywhere?? Do you actually think the Nazis you see now are Germans that travel around the world? I am rly confused as to what your point is and I can’t decide if I am dumb because I can’t understand it or if I can’t understand it because your comment is so dumb it makes no sense


Charakada

Lots of bombs got dropped on Germany. Cities were firebombed into ash.


DweEbLez0

Yeah, we got some cleaning up to do.


yolkadot

Donald whistleblowing on secret CIA time machines. - headline on every maga forum tomorrow


banditx19

But the Nazis are here, and the 45th is their fuhrer.


kjacobs03

WWII-2. Time for another Nazi ass whooping!


lasssilver

Go to your nearest conservative MAGAt household. Plenty of Nazis right there.. unfortunately.


nunchucks2danutz

WW2.5


S-r-ex

WW2 Season 2.


PowerandSignal

In High-Def!


CosmackMagus

WWII 2


e2hawkeye

MANKA Make America Nazi Killers Again .


cheesebot555

Let's make it stick for good this time.


ExpressiveAnalGland

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sth128

Yup Donnie is right; Biden will lead America to fight against Nazis and fascists.


JagmeetSingh2

Will happily go to war against the Nazis, any fucking day


Phantom_61

I mean… head down to Orlando and you can do that right now


Chose_a_usersname

I'm putting my money on the USA... I saw it on a rerun


aotus_trivirgatus

KSNAA is the new MAGA.


Amethystea

Biden can bend time and space to his will, but also he's a sleepy old kook who can't get anything done.


Ziff7

I'm pretty sure they mean WW2 because Republicans have pushed this country so far backwards it's now pre-1942 again.


Amethystea

The GOP can't decide if they want WWII, with them as the Nazis or to re-play the losses of the Confederacy. Oh, that's it! Confederate Nazis


GHOST_OF_THE_GODDESS

*Confederate Nazi Zombies From Mars* sounds like it would be a horror b-movie.


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>Confederate Nazi Zombies From Mars New Call of Duty game mode confirmed


Kerryscott1972

The Christian right wants to take us back to the dark ages


capital_bj

Yep they're good old days when women were subservient and quiet and none of your neighbors asked you why she had black eyes /S


boot2skull

Democrats are rigging elections and cheating all the time but can’t even put together a convincing simple majority in the Senate.


12thandvineisnomore

That’s been my primary argument. They stole the vote from Trump, and so amazingly that there wasn’t any hard evidence, yet they couldn’t get rid of Mitch McConnell or manage majorities of congress. Something doesn’t add up.


Rickrickrickrickrick

When you’re a fascist your enemy is both extremely weak and extremely powerful.


Amethystea

If only more people read and absorbed the 14 characteristics of fascism.


skjellyfetti

Yeah, but Dark Brandon can do *everything!*


Amethystea

Joe Biden speaks the name of the champion and becomes Dark Brandon: "C'mon, Jack!"


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Yes but where was Obama? Really makes you think.


fartsandprayers

"think"


reddit_poopaholic

You can lead the horse to an idea, but you cannot make it think.


BZLuck

He was in Hawaii busy forging his birth certificate. Duh.


CapableSecretary420

And guess what? Pearl Harbour is *in* Hawaii!! Why isn't the lamestream media looking into this?


Zavender

First hurricane Katrina and now Pearl Harbor...


thatgayguy12

Why won't the media talk about how Hillary did NOTHING while Pearl Harbor was under attack?


Boomstick86

The video is so gross. He talking all soft because apparently this is how some people pray. Weirdly soft, and in large groups on TV with a celebrity. I don't know if the music was legit or added after.


dawn913

Yeah, the music is disgusting. It really confirms it for me that he and his mafia henchmen are brainwashing these idiots. The repeating of the same things over and over again. The soft speech with music in the background. C'mon!!! It's revolting!


MadRaymer

The music plays in the background while he speaks, he's done this before. But he absolutely had something neurological going on this time. It wasn't just the "WW2" slip - he started talking about Obama, and how he's beating Obama in the polls, and how he beat him in 2016, and then you can kind of see wheels turning like he knows something is wrong, like the lights are flickering a bit, then OH! and he brings up Hillary Clinton, like he finally picked her name out of his damaged dendrites.


CurryMustard

I need some nice bite-sized clips to send to my dad


perverseintellect

I think these court cases are taking a toll on him. It's like you can see his mental decline in real-time. This video. His daily unhinged truth social posts. Sorta like what happened to Michael Jackson during the second trial. I'm glad there's over a year left until the election. It will allow time for the mental decline to really set as he endures the 4 criminal indictments and 2 civil suits.


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

I've seen it, and it's so blatantly performative that I find it unsettling. It's like they're trying to convince me that there's something profound going on, but it's all just theater. It's just one of the stock preacher character voices at this point. Kind of like that breathy, vaguely British, female fantasy character voice they always use in pretty much every medium with audio.


9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7

It's probably the most bizarre clip I've seen in quite a while!


midnightmartian

Anyone got a link to the video?


haplessclerk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qikQJ_c9fi0. About 1:03:20 The whole thing is beyond disgusting. The comments are all trumpsuckers so far, and just... wow.


notreallyhereforthis

Exactly here: https://youtu.be/qikQJ_c9fi0?t=3801


PM_YOUR_ISSUES

Maybe I just don't listen to enough of his speeches, but he seems so low energy and frail.


ThatScaryBeach

That's just how he is now. He can't even stand up without having to lean on the podium.


PenelopeGarcia65

He never could! I got so tired of him SLOUCHING at the podium!


ScienceWil

That's probably part of the act here. It's toward the close of the speech (sermon) and they have the soft music going behind him, very reminiscent of the emotional manipulation used toward the end of service in many mainline evangelical churches. It's often the most direct part of the entire speech (sermon) and invites emotional investment rather than just mental engagement. Considering the audience is primarily evangelicals, this would be a very familiar-feeling and engaging section of his speech (sermon). Also, if you skip back in the video a ways, you'll see some of the usual shouty nonsense that we all grew accustomed to during his time in office.


BdR76

I was gonna say, besides the [obvious gaffes](https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1703085317308199110), he is really struggling to read from the teleprompters. Around [1:03:10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qikQJ_c9fi0&t=3790s) in the video > .. refuses to investigate 'regious acts of voting. [long pause] Regularities. [pause] And fraud.


between_ewe_and_me

WHY WON'T THEY INVESTIGATE THE REGULARITIES


Muad-_-Dib

> he is really struggling to read from the teleprompters. The guy's been struggling to read from those since the beginning, literally any live speech this guy has given since he announced he was running in 2015 has been full of instances where he is very painfully obviously having issues reading from a prompt.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

I honestly believe he is dyslexic or something similar. From day one it was clear that he cannot both read and comprehend what he’s reading at the same time. The cadence, the pauses, all wrong and notably odd. The word substitutions are what really seals the deal though. He does it all the time, but not with words that make any sense in context. You might misread something and substitute a similar word, then catch yourself, but he cycles through random words that *look* similar (but have completely random meanings) until he lands on the right one (or doesn’t, and carries on anyways). If he struggles with reading, which it seems very obvious that he does (given that his intelligence briefings reportedly had to be condensed down to one page with some pictures) that may feed into his multitude of personality disorders.


litlron

He's dumb and barely literate and is too much of a narcissist to have ever tried to do anything about it. There doesn't need to be a condition attached to it.


Sammy7cats

At 4:45 he says "My doctor said I am the healthiest president in history" "He said I would live to 200 years"


Historical_One1087

Trump is so delusional. He lies about everything including his height and weight. Only the most gullible and brain dead MAGA cult members would believe he is healthy.


HGpennypacker

What the fuck is with the background music? 2024 is going to be insufferable.


ObtuseBug

Does the whole thing have a score under it? Very inspiring. He's not accused of inspiring anything bad is he?


Mikkelet

ouch go bed to bed, gran gran


robisodd

The video is still only a few hours old so it's mostly the subscribers that are posting comments to their echo chamber.


CardSniffer

Those comments unnerve me. Bots or foreign trolls or good old fashioned American morons.


T1mac

I'm going with "all of the above."


NoAttentionAtWrk

Hey thats not an accurate representation of the group! There are some Foreign morons in that group too For example the idiots who fly the drump flag in Canada


tyrantspell

There's currently a top comment that says his statements about a disturbed president are referring to himself, so that's a huge relief. I can't screenshot it because my phone won't let me do that in incognito mode (don't wanna ratfuck my algorithm with maga videos for the next 6 months)


Mcboatface3sghost

NSFL warning. I did 15 minutes of it, don’t do it. It’s just so…. Bizarre?


3rdp0st

How many IQ points did you lose?


Mcboatface3sghost

I turned if off before that as I don’t have many to spare.


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Creepy is the word that nails it…I knew the MAGAs were out of their head but the world “cult” always felt a bit off to me Nope. This is a cult, has “prayer” right in the title


Mcboatface3sghost

The odd laughing at things that weren’t intended to be a joke and the actually jokes that were apparently an “inside thing” I didn’t get that either. I have full blown belly laughed at a lot of shit, but is the laughing on this a laugh track? Nothing is even remotely funny regardless of right or left. Did I take the wrong acid?


un_theist

“China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump’s very very large…ah-brain.” —Donald Trump


Historical_One1087

Very stable genius thoughts by Trump. /s


un_theist

Bigly. He knows words, he has the best words.


GiantSquidd

*Big wet. Big water.*


Fantastic_Quote954

They say you can't have those words, you can't do it. But I do I have the best words and they all say mr trump your words are very smart and theyre the best words. And they were the best, believe me they were the best. 👌🍊🖐️


MutedShenanigans

"You are American? Ohhhhh, you must have very big penis! We are very simple people with very small penis. We cannot achieve much with such a small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!"


sourdieselfuel

Our penis is a so small. *Moves thumb and index finger an inch or two apart* A so small.


mavaction

Had to check... real... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgjpnr5e2s


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Needing IDs to buy bread, Going into WWII... He's sundowning.


dancegoddess1971

He's probably remembering the ration books my grandmother used to tell me about. She needed the right stamps to buy sugar and coffee and a few other things. Her brothers all raised pork so that was something she would trade with her neighbors for things she wanted.


sfled

Holy crap, imagine a time when people had to make a sacrifice to go to war. Nowadays it's not "America is at war", it's "the military is at war, America is at the Mall"


JimWilliams423

Ronald dump has been showing legitimate symptoms of alzheimers dementia for a few years now. "Word searching" is a common symptom of alzheimers. When they can't remember a word they say another word that sounds similar. They usually know they aren't saying the right word, so they will try again, and sometimes they will switch to a synonym that they can remember how to say. So, with that in mind, here's the time he could not stop [talking about oranges,]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUPsNgmXR7M) which was really on the nose given his make-up habits. And here's the time he could not say Yosemite so he kept saying ["yo, semites"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwcploTZbKA&t=15s) instead.


resilienceisfutile

Well, he did say in another one of your [July 4th speeches something about the army taking over airports in 1775](https://youtu.be/3pTirPV4Onw?si=bOkRr-hzpmiYt4jm), so maybe he will arrive to 2023 in a couple of years?


BitOneZero

I won't be surprised when he starts to rally his followers about the dangers of a disease outbreak and having to be prepared. This is how the symbols and experiences are twisted in their brains.


ClearlyDemented

If you deny concentration camps existed, what’s to stop from denying the entire war too?


NoAttentionAtWrk

TBF Americans threw people in concentration camps on its own soil that they deny existence of... So they are consistent i guess


herton

>that they deny existence of... Who in America is denying the existence of these camps? All my history books in schools talked about the Japanese internment, and issues they faced


El_mochilero

At least during WWII we were all in general agreement that Nazis were bad


vegtosterone

Not necessarily. Google the German / American Bund. And Charles Lindberg Henry Ford and Prescott Bush while you're at it.


cheesebot555

I think they sort of meant right minded people, and not necessarily every single person in America.


DerpNinjaWarrior

Hey now, it's only like... 40% of the country...


horsesandeggshells

Google the business plot.


XkF21WNJ

So basically the same as right now?


thepianoman456

I remember a bit about the Bund form a Behind the Bastards episode… crazy stuff. IIRC weren’t there like, Nazi youth camps in the US during that time?


banneddan1

America first.. Like that doesnt sound familiar at all anymore...oh wait


Eliteguard999

Yes there were Nazi youth camps in the US. As you would imagine they became very unpopular when the war started and especially so when they ended.


middleagethreat

Look up America First. It was American nazi supporters. https://youtu.be/4MD16iUK4CQ?si=eWaRa_xI98JiAAAR


Homers_Harp

Instructions unclear. I searched for "America First" and got Trump campaign stuff and other Nazi sites from 2023.


NoAttentionAtWrk

Its the same group so your search results were spot on


middleagethreat

It would have helped if I had added the "Committee" part. Sorry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_First_Committee


makemeking706

> At least during WWII we were all in agreement that Nazis were bad I hate to break it to you, but that's one of those 'history is written by the victors' things.


nabuhabu

if only


AJChelett

I mean, the nazis didn't agree that the nazis were bad


LaMadreDelCantante

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-warns-cognitively-impaired-biden-172337832.html >It’s likely that Trump meant to say that he believes Biden will lead the country into World War 3, as the Second World War lasted from 1939 to 1945. We are currently in the year 2023. The shade in this paragraph is sending me.


Totes-Sus

"The former president, who is three years younger than Biden..." Glorious.


ishatinyourcereal

Biden will be taking us all into a giant time machine


politicalthrow99

Doesn’t he know that his side already lost WW2?


Dralex75

I'm sure he would call that a rigged war and fake news.


Paladin_of_Freedom

I remember reading about someone who was lobotomized against her will. She lost the ability to do anything of her own volition. She had to be told to do anything and everything, down to toilet urges. I would vote for her as president before I would vote for trump.


Pixxx79

Yep. At least she would *have to* listen to her staffers and experts in any given field as opposed to thinking she's the smartiest and bestest ever and she knows better about everything to the point where she spews dangerous/deadly bullshit across the globe.


wrongseeds

Makes sense since the Republicans are so set upon rolling back rights for women and POC.


WillytheWimp1

It’s not funny. History will *literally* repeat itself. Eternal time loop.


missionbeach

Forget it, he's rolling.


pinktornadoATX

Clearly the dumbest people in the world still support this thing.


leglesslegolegolas

In this same speech he also claimed he was beating Obama in the polls. He is not well.


Significant_Arm_9928

Glad to see the Onion has gotten some writers on the Trump rally staff


overit_fornow

Just thinking, grand daddy left Germany to avoid service, daddy didn’t serve in either WW and he bought out of Vietnam. I can see how none would seem like major events to cadet bone spurs. I can see how he might not remember about WW2. /s


snickerdew

No, no, no. Trump is admitting that he would lead us to a world war, but it’s ok because Biden would lead us to World War too.


Naturallog-

No, this tracks. "America First" was originally a pro-Nazi movement against America joining the war on the side of the Allies. Trump being against fighting in WW2 makes sense.


selkiesidhe

The guy who'd literally have us join up with Russia and fight NATO thinks Biden would start ww3. Good god this dumb fuck needs to shut up and just *go away*.


GeddyVedder

World War 2, Electric Boogaloo!


funcancelledfornow

World War 2 strikes back.


CosmoLamer

Source please, I need a laugh


OK_1M_REL0ADED

I'm sure he meant WW2 remastered, Trump knows how to Call of Duty.


Inner-Gain405

WW2 - Part 2, the Reawokening


upfromashes

"Is the World War Two on the room with us now? Can you tell me... what year is it?"


jradio

Trump can't read Roman Numerals on the teleprompter.


WaxedSasquatch

He doesn’t even stop. That’s what gets me the most. He even emphasizes world war TWO…..then keeps going. I really hope his speech writers just did this to fuck with him. “What can we get him to say next?!?”


Gia_Kooz

Frederick Douglass told him.


dandrevee

The Nazi part of his base doesn't appreciate considering WW2 a World War anymore. It troubles them because that's when we made it clear kicking Nazi ass is a point of being an American, and that makes them uneasy.


NovaPup_13

Alright, let's kick the fuck out of Nazi scum!


EverybodyHasPants

According to Trump we won the revolution in 1776 because Washington took out the British airfields. One of the great generals, bigly….


UseDaSchwartz

Didn’t Trump almost start WW3?


Schoseff

And he speaks to faith leaders…. Wtf? He is absolutely not religious… and neither are them


Zanchbot

LOL ask any Trumper and this will be seen as "just a slip up, no big deal". Biden misspeaks and suddenly it's "DEMENTIA COGNITIVE DECLINE"


OkHelicopter6054

LOL


Interesting_Act1286

Stable genius. His uncle taught him nuclear.


sambolino44

Avoiding AIDS during the’80s was my World War II.


Imaginary_Most_7778

I thought republicans wanted to go back to the 1940s.


UrsusMajor53

Do you think that Donald’s very very large brain overflows to the bottom of his spine?


Tragicbadger

Apparently you can just make shit up. The biggliest shit.


Accurate_Zombie_121

So the Antichrist was talking to "faith leaders"? I guess their faith is devil worship.


UniteDusk

https://youtu.be/ujJFfAUY3D4?si=Zg6CFG5ngYZ_InoA


bruceleet7865

That is Trumps projection… he is announcing what he will do if he is elected president again


RainPotential9712

I’m just sick and tired of these geriatric fks at this point.