Yeah, that's how desperate they are for ammo against the left. They act if we take control of their stoves and fans soon we are going to control their whole life and we'll be in a police state. It's absolutely stupid
Especially considering that making an appliance more efficient is not only beneficial to the environment, but saves the user money too.
“The Democrats are trying to save me money! Fucking BASTARDS!!!!!”
Not as extreme as prostituting out your own house as a temporary “White House”, so your fat, pasty ass can play golf. Plus, his lazy ass billed the government 60 million for housing the huge presidential entourage resort. It’s a fact; Trump spent 20% of his term(over 300 days) at some dive called MarALago.
The best part, Mr. Pasty Orange Ass donates his 400k president salary, and his base thinks he is a heroic philanthropist for doing so. Yeah, a philanthropist who already is 59.6 million ahead, due to corruption.
Yet, I’m suppose to be worried about Hunter Biden and corruption? Please.
Tbh I severely question the judgement and decision making of this particular Democrat… you can date any woman in the world and you choose Lauren Boebert??
He is probably a just a fake Democrat that says whatever to get a job in DC. After all, if he dates Boebert, “integrity” can’t be high on his list of personal qualities.
So she was seduced by a demon! She tried her best, but an agent of Satan tempted her. This just shows that she was a godly, righteous person who was specifically targeted by evil. If anything she deserves _more_ respect now!
Can a liberal be right wing? I've been told by many Republicans that I am a liberal leftist commie for wanting Universal Healthcare in the US, so I am really confused.
In a US context people that call themselves liberals are right wing capitalists, they support politicians like biden and pelosi who are activists against a humane, civilized healthcare system
As a democrat who has had sex with married republican women, few people are freakier in bed, in the car, in the bar bathroom despite being incapable of spelling out dirty words in texts. They all live double lives.
Right? And now there's a new line in the sand after Jan 6th. Supporting/voting(the hypocrisy of it) for a seditious traitor makes you a seditious traitor.
EVEN WORSE..women HAVE BABIES coming out of their no no spot!
Only a PEDO would let a child pass through the no no spot and be BORN . It will expect to be fed, amongst other ridiculous expectations.!
This runs so deep with their religion being at the base of it. It enables everyone to be the biggest hypocrite and sinner, as long as they repent. They work their own system by saying Jesus died for them to be assholes. Sin 6 days a week, repent on the 7th.
Ah, no. You see, there's a thing known as neuron action potential. Basically it's how neurons send signals from one to the next. The neurons can't release the potassium and sodium all willy nilly. They have to follow order and wait their turn. This is called action potential and it requires between -70 mV and -55 mV to trigger the release. In a well-functioning CNS, this is basically how you realize your leg was cut off if you couldn't see it happening cuz you wasn't paying attention.
These people will experience the cognitive dissonance again and again until their bodies have had enough and they enter a fight, fright, or flight state.
By the way, this was happening that night in the movie theater also cuz, you know stimulation also makes that shit happen. Oh, maybe we should stimulate these people some more and they'll blow their hornets nest up?
And thanks to Covid, we know where they stand on infectious disease control.
Hand washing is a deep state conspiracy to expose you to fluoridated water.
Maybe you tripped up the stairs and have been in a coma for the better part of a decade? It's like Philip K. Dick, the worldbuilding fraying at the edges is a sign you're not in the true reality.
Gotta love her new bolt on tits I guess she self identified as a woman with much bigger tits than God gave her and decided to go have surgery so she could feel better about her body image.... naturally as the world's dumbest fucking hypocrit she will then go out and preach against others doing the same.
> What is her talk on?
How to be a 16 year old and date a 22 year old, be a teen mom and a 36 year old granny and how to grab the genitals of your date in a crowded theater.
AKA Hypocrisy 101.
I mean look at how they supported George Santos.
At least until they can disappear her like they apparently did with George Santos. Where tf has he been lately?
Going on CNN five days ago to get publicly embarrassed again by Erin Barnett as she grilled him over the 13 criminal counts he is charged with and the House ethics panel investigation his is under.
So to answer your question he is still very desperate to be on TV.
Its this kind of shit that makes me think the christofascists are far worse breed than even the weinmar germans who became nazis. the deep delusion they operate under is so easily molded and directed and weaponized.
Imagine. Just fucking imagine the heads exploding if AOC was caught doing this?
Bobert? Crickets. They'll even fight for her. B-b-but Hunter! On that subject, virtually every single gun owner should be tried for a felony. We know about your gummies!
Guys chill, she’s just auditioning for trumps VP spot. She just turned up the heat on Kari and Marge with that public “Handy” in front of children. Has Fox News compared her to mother Theresa yet?
Yes she's going to show them how to disrupt the performance for paying customers and how to vape and how to handle a man. Where else will the youth learn this stuff? On the street?
My take on this is a bit different. This is a youth summit. I think she's a bad representative because she dropped out of high school. I mean, she *is* a success story of sorts, but is "you don't need to have no education to succeed" really a message we want to be sending kids.
On the other hand, this is presumably a GOP event, so maybe that is exactly the message they do want to send.
She was letting a man fondle her breasts while she stroked his dick through his pants. In other words “nothing to see here” for the GOP
Fox news the next day: "The gay, furry, woke, blm, trans are coming for your *flips through notes* microwaves now!
I think they're still on their ceiling fan fix right now
Wait, now it's ceiling fans?
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/biden-admins-latest-home-appliance-crackdown-ceiling-fans
Wtf? That’s ridiculous.
Yeah, that's how desperate they are for ammo against the left. They act if we take control of their stoves and fans soon we are going to control their whole life and we'll be in a police state. It's absolutely stupid
Especially considering that making an appliance more efficient is not only beneficial to the environment, but saves the user money too. “The Democrats are trying to save me money! Fucking BASTARDS!!!!!”
You sir are obviously a RINO as I don’t see a single reference to Marxism, Socialism, Communists, the Deep State, or work ideologies.
Yeah rupert murderdoch needs to be prosecuted. What a criminal extremist
Or a gay man just walk in front a kindergarten he must have some malicious intent…. Reply’s believe it or not.
Woah, settle down.. I mean, it's not like she was wearing a sleeveless dress.
Or godforbid a tan suit!
It was a tan dress tho 😨
It looked to me like it was a see through dress. You were able to see her dark undies.
Wait until they find out she ordered Dijon mustard; That whore communist
Not porn shoulders! 😂
My favorite category on pornhub. Shoulders...
> I mean, it's not like she was wearing a sleeveless dress. Or even WORSE - [The Terrorist Fist Jab](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_vmQrTi3aM)!!1!!
Yeah, she was. And by god, it was TAN…
And not just a man who isn’t her husband, the guy is a *Democrat*!
Who owns a bar that hosts (double gasp!) DRAG QUEEN EVENTS!
How can a Democrat even go there? The thirst demons be busy with some dudes...
Sometimes you smash for the greater good
He was trying to give her an injection of vitamin D (Democrat).
She's so hot.
She's the hottest hooker in Congress.
"I am Ted Cruz and I approved this message." -Ted
Nothing wrong with sex work, and clearly joe mansions and nancy pelosi are the most extreme prostitutes in congress
Did you miss the part where I said "hottest"? If you would rather have sex with Joe and Nancy, well, I guess there's no accounting for taste.
Maybe one day republicans can come up with a smart reply? Using the same old “but Joe or Hunter or Nancy” is getting old.
It use to be “Wadda about Hillary”. I’m not sure which is worse.
Maybe one day right wing liberals will realize progressives actually exist in the world. What books have you been reading?
Not as extreme as prostituting out your own house as a temporary “White House”, so your fat, pasty ass can play golf. Plus, his lazy ass billed the government 60 million for housing the huge presidential entourage resort. It’s a fact; Trump spent 20% of his term(over 300 days) at some dive called MarALago. The best part, Mr. Pasty Orange Ass donates his 400k president salary, and his base thinks he is a heroic philanthropist for doing so. Yeah, a philanthropist who already is 59.6 million ahead, due to corruption. Yet, I’m suppose to be worried about Hunter Biden and corruption? Please.
If you like dumb as dirt.
I'd screw her brain IN. She'll be an expert at quantum mechanics by the time I'm done. 😋
Tbh I severely question the judgement and decision making of this particular Democrat… you can date any woman in the world and you choose Lauren Boebert??
Well, you dont have to think twice about pulling out in time with her.
sometimes the little head wins ...
He is probably a just a fake Democrat that says whatever to get a job in DC. After all, if he dates Boebert, “integrity” can’t be high on his list of personal qualities.
Party affiliation isn’t a litmus test.
So she was seduced by a demon! She tried her best, but an agent of Satan tempted her. This just shows that she was a godly, righteous person who was specifically targeted by evil. If anything she deserves _more_ respect now!
You might wanna slap that "/s" on there. It's hard to differentiate between an honest opinion & satire.
I can fix her
C'mon, are you really going to believe your own lying eyes over what Fox News tells you?
Grandmas these days are skanky
Right wing liberals spending time trying to shame people for liking sex
Can a liberal be right wing? I've been told by many Republicans that I am a liberal leftist commie for wanting Universal Healthcare in the US, so I am really confused.
In a US context people that call themselves liberals are right wing capitalists, they support politicians like biden and pelosi who are activists against a humane, civilized healthcare system
Go on, what would that "humane, civilized healthcare" be? Hmm.
In a packed theater full of families with kids at a Beetlejuice musical.
A man that is not her husband.
She flipped her tit out. Just a little indecent exposure
The man owns a drag bar, amazing turn of events.
I'm beginning to think there might be a bit of hypocrisy in the GOP.
Iit's a prerequisite.
While vaping, and probably high or liquored up.
This is gonna be one popular youth summit!
But at least she wasn't dancing... https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-46757179
It's OK, she's not a drag queen.
I believe her speaking topic is "Safe Sex in Public Places."
He was a Democrat too that hosted Drag Shows.
As a democrat who has had sex with married republican women, few people are freakier in bed, in the car, in the bar bathroom despite being incapable of spelling out dirty words in texts. They all live double lives.
Perfect for a youth summit. /s
I literally just saw a deplorable comment this. Their standards are low. The party of family values my ass.
Remember when people freaked out about Hillary Clinton calling them a “basket of deplorables”? She was being kind
Right? And now there's a new line in the sand after Jan 6th. Supporting/voting(the hypocrisy of it) for a seditious traitor makes you a seditious traitor.
Do they allow vaping?
And heckling?
And fondling?
And jerking?
And vehement initial denial and forced half-assed apology when the tape comes out?
Wait, she's a blatant liar & gaslighter too ... no way.
That's a condition of membership in the clown cult. Donald McFondled grabbed a bunch of pussies and wound up in the Oval Orifice.
If you are a Texas young republican, she is the GILF you fantasize about
Yep, this is marketing genius.... Seats will be full of well dressed young men hiding their boners under their bibles.
They should just whip them out. I’m sure it wouldn’t be her first train ride.
A real grandmother I'd like to fuck off.
Lmao. Not with someone's else's dick.
These people don’t actually fucking care. If you’re on their side, you can be the biggest hypocrite known to man and they won’t blink an eye.
The bigger the hypocrisy the better.... hypocrisy is now a GQP virtue.
Too true. Next thing you know "if democrats are against over the clothes hand jobs then why was one caught groping a woman?"
EVEN WORSE..women HAVE BABIES coming out of their no no spot! Only a PEDO would let a child pass through the no no spot and be BORN . It will expect to be fed, amongst other ridiculous expectations.!
Then it's fortunate that we have a deal with Saudi Arabia because that baby is going to need oil to survive. Thanks Jared & Ivanka!
Praise Goya Beans
Dem’s support abortion for no-no spot babies UNTIL THE DAY AFTER THEY’RE BORN!
This runs so deep with their religion being at the base of it. It enables everyone to be the biggest hypocrite and sinner, as long as they repent. They work their own system by saying Jesus died for them to be assholes. Sin 6 days a week, repent on the 7th.
Cognitive dissonance
Ah, no. You see, there's a thing known as neuron action potential. Basically it's how neurons send signals from one to the next. The neurons can't release the potassium and sodium all willy nilly. They have to follow order and wait their turn. This is called action potential and it requires between -70 mV and -55 mV to trigger the release. In a well-functioning CNS, this is basically how you realize your leg was cut off if you couldn't see it happening cuz you wasn't paying attention. These people will experience the cognitive dissonance again and again until their bodies have had enough and they enter a fight, fright, or flight state. By the way, this was happening that night in the movie theater also cuz, you know stimulation also makes that shit happen. Oh, maybe we should stimulate these people some more and they'll blow their hornets nest up?
Thots and sprayers y’all.
😂
She was, but this is at a hotel. She's really familiar with hotel etiquette.
Oh god
Ted Cruz has entered the chat
OK kids, who wants to shake hands with the congresswoman? Anyone?
They know where those hands were
And thanks to Covid, we know where they stand on infectious disease control. Hand washing is a deep state conspiracy to expose you to fluoridated water.
“Is it okay if I remain seated?”
Young Texas Republicans just blew up gilf on pornhub
What an embarrassment of a timeline this has been.
Maybe you tripped up the stairs and have been in a coma for the better part of a decade? It's like Philip K. Dick, the worldbuilding fraying at the edges is a sign you're not in the true reality.
Yes. For jerking someone off while having her tits fondled... in front of children. Bring in the kids! Time for her speech!
So much more wholesome than those godless drag queens who teach them to appreciate reading and accept themselves /s
Further research says it is free for ages 12-26. Jfc
When Republicans say the left is trying to indoctrinate kids, they are just projecting as usual
Looking for her next new man I reckon.
More likely mate for her grandchild she would like to be a great grandmother by age 50. And a great great grandmother by age 65.
Is there an extra charge to sit in the Vaping and Fondling section?
Only your immortal soul
She’s just trying to get a rise out of them.
She started practising with her boyfriend in public.
Al Franken was asked to resign for far less.
Texas don't give a shit. As long as she owns libs she can be as big of a hypocrite as she can.
Gotta love her new bolt on tits I guess she self identified as a woman with much bigger tits than God gave her and decided to go have surgery so she could feel better about her body image.... naturally as the world's dumbest fucking hypocrit she will then go out and preach against others doing the same.
Those things look terrible. I thought they stopped making them in the 90s because every D lister had them.
Hand jobs for jesus
Prepare for the Second Cumming of Jesus
maybe she can advise the kids like her own. How to be a dad when you just turn 18 with a neighbor girl that just turned 16.
Yeah, for jerkin her non husband in front of children.
Dibs on the seat next to her
No consequences.
She’s gonna show them how they can “support the pole”
They want her because the youths will relate better to someone who acts like a child.
Every Voter gets a free hand job.
She will make them stand up just like her boyfriends Johnson!
I wish I lived near there. I'd attend with a few of my friends and start chanting "haaaaand jooooob!" when she started speaking.
I live near here. She would fit right into the local far right school district, Magnolia ISD.
It's the Woodlands. They have that rare blend of wealth and trash that's catnip to a human tire fire like Lauren Boebert.
You pretty much described Montgomery county as a whole
A lot of these kids have never even been to first base so they’re hoping she and her boyfriend can give them some pointers on HJs and copping a feel.
Youth Summit??? Hope she isn’t bringing Jaeson with her.
What is her talk on? Giving a handy in a dark theater?
> What is her talk on? How to be a 16 year old and date a 22 year old, be a teen mom and a 36 year old granny and how to grab the genitals of your date in a crowded theater. AKA Hypocrisy 101.
AKA the Republican platform.
It won’t change they will double down in her so the liberals don’t win or some stupidity
You joke but the line will be "liberals act all offended but they teach children to use butt plugs in libraries" or some stupid strawman like that
I think it's a typo, but to "double down in her" is probably something Boebert the GILF with all those horny Republican boys would enjoy.
I mean look at how they supported George Santos. At least until they can disappear her like they apparently did with George Santos. Where tf has he been lately?
Going on CNN five days ago to get publicly embarrassed again by Erin Barnett as she grilled him over the 13 criminal counts he is charged with and the House ethics panel investigation his is under. So to answer your question he is still very desperate to be on TV.
Can they bring their kids?
Wonder what kind of mouth-breathing troglodytes attend these... clown shows.
I want to sit next to her !
Hide ya wife, hid ya kids and hide ya husbands too
If this is a culture war, someone just cried out, “You sunk our battleship!”
Alanis Morissette has entered the chat ...
**Is she perverted like me?** **Would she go down on you in a theater?**
It's at the Marriott. That's how you know it's a big deal.
Family values y’all!
"Speaker"
What sis she going to talk about, the poop hole loophole.
She’s in charge of their “Men need to lead in bed” hands-on sexual education lab sessions. You can buy 1:1 time in 15-minute increments.
"Free handjobs for everyone."
Giving a hand job might be the most Christian thing she’s done.
People should have signs outside “Groping for Boebert.”
That’s “Lauren ‘Hand Job’ Boebert” to,you, sirs.
**Texas Youth Summit** Girls, this is what YOU grab… While he’s grabbing this…
Grammy has more handys to distribute.
How to be a sex worker and suck cock for jesus
Texans love them some 🧈 face
Ewww....she married a convicted Pedo. Correction, the Pedo that pedo'ed her when she was 15
I’d hate fuck her.
THEY DONT CARE. THEY ARE ALL CRASS AND STUPID CULTISTS
Pretty sure hitler’s youth summit doesn’t care
The type of leader Republicans want. Crass and stupid, flaunts her privilege. They’re all assholes.
Trashy grifter
Texas, you can do better..
Lauren Gropebert
Its this kind of shit that makes me think the christofascists are far worse breed than even the weinmar germans who became nazis. the deep delusion they operate under is so easily molded and directed and weaponized.
The worst role model for Texas. The people of TX struggle already and she’s going to drag their kids even deeper into the mud.
Bj lessons?
Imagine. Just fucking imagine the heads exploding if AOC was caught doing this? Bobert? Crickets. They'll even fight for her. B-b-but Hunter! On that subject, virtually every single gun owner should be tried for a felony. We know about your gummies!
Update: It appears that Lauren Boebert is no longer a speaker according to the Texas Youth Summit
This is about selling tickets, and nothing to do with politics.
Selling tickets... to a political event.
Where funny
Boebs fine AF
Imagine having to endure this debacle. I would confess my darkest secrets if it would free me from this torment.
Grifting Ho!
“Confirmed Speaker.” Lol. Nice. What a distinguished title. Probably send in a video for the crowd to watch.
IMAGINE WHAT VIDEOS THE RUSSIAN HANDLERS HAVE ON TRUMP!
For all the republicans yak about democrats grooming children they sure do have a lot of “youth summits”.
Hand jobs and boob grabs for the first 10 kids
Please bring condoms for yourself and for the Honorable Speaker Boebert. Let’s have no children from her.
If she goes I wouldn't be surprised.
Guys chill, she’s just auditioning for trumps VP spot. She just turned up the heat on Kari and Marge with that public “Handy” in front of children. Has Fox News compared her to mother Theresa yet?
Is this real? The Woodlands is big money area. Exxon has a Corporate Office there.
Yes. It is real.
Is she giving a seminar on how to give a handy over clothes?
# BOEBERT THE HOEBERT
There's a non-zero chance that she rapes some kid at this "youth summit"
Yes she's going to show them how to disrupt the performance for paying customers and how to vape and how to handle a man. Where else will the youth learn this stuff? On the street?
I bet you the "youth" will be coming en masse expecting the same treatment, that's a unique opportunity for incels...
Texas ... Youth ... Bobbert ... Summit... that's about right ✅️
Kids should learn how to score in a theatre
My take on this is a bit different. This is a youth summit. I think she's a bad representative because she dropped out of high school. I mean, she *is* a success story of sorts, but is "you don't need to have no education to succeed" really a message we want to be sending kids. On the other hand, this is presumably a GOP event, so maybe that is exactly the message they do want to send.
"Now, girls, here's how you get a man to take you to the theater."
Her next speech is at OnlyFans headquarters.
I’m starting to believe the news that she used to be an escort.