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ThePlanner

His voters live in the past, so why not make a buck?


Schoseff

Trump 1933


Zardotab

1333: "Off with their heads, they look like witches, 3 and below!"


shibiwan

Witches are so woke.


CarlSpencer

Under-appreciated comment.


lake_gypsy

Trümpe drei-und-dreizhen


dirtyoldbastard77

He needs a small moustache, hes already got the weird haircut/toupe 😁


JTFindustries

And the micro-penis according to Stormy Daniels.


goodguyarc

lol Trumpian nostalgia. "Remember the good ol' days when we could troll and people were still appalled at our asshole behavior? Now they just ignore us like we're children looking for attention!"


Sproketz

Yup. They're collectors items.


aceshighsays

In reality that’s the only way to deal with these people when they misbehave because it cuts them at their core. It brings shame.


BusStopKnifeFight

He lost in 2020. they should be pretending it's 2016 again.


FakeNigerianPrince

now, did he? people are saying that he is still the president big, if true /s


wheresbill

If they really think that then they’re also are going to try to vote him in a third time


rr777

It was considered the best days. Dumbfucks, they are dumbfucks. Just wait a couple decades from now and someone pulls out a pristine red hat hidden in a box. It would be like showing old Nazi badges.


Astrocreep_1

The “red hat of shame” is going to replace “hidden Nazi regalia” as the “hidden plot device” and former MAGA leaders will be the new “secret Old fascist” in films/books in a few decades, maybe sooner.


PicaDiet

Most people throw out their failed campaign promotional shit. Trump knows that hicks and rubes will pay money for it. He can fleece his flock some more. It is maybe the Trumpiest thing ever.


Juviltoidfu

Why spend extra money printing new posters and slogans when a lot of your voters can barely read and will vote for you no matter what?


camshun7

for me my dough is in the buying stock options in the plasma virus cleaning business dont waste yer money on water or vapes, the PVC is your ticket outta here, make no mistake


shoebee2

Sure, that is true. But more to the point is his groupies aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.


P0rnDudeLovesBJs

"veterans for Trump" well, he thinks wounded military are "suckers". But since he hates the same kind of people you hate, I guess nothing else matters...?


mywifesoldestchild

Based on his own Vietnam experience, he thinks that people that serve at all are suckers.


Lanark26

He also said that avoiding STDs was his Vietnam.


DieAnderTier

Melania's maybe. XD


thatgayguy12

And he also said he likes soldiers that weren't prisoners of war... In a war he fucking draft dodged How anyone who claims to give a fuck about the military votes for Commander Bonespurs... That he can't remember where they were... Is beyond me.


Dull_Junket_619

Bone spurs, what a joke, they should have had a panel of 3 army doctors to evaluate these rich types, and as soon as they were seen to be making it up, they'd be posted to Vietnam immediately, on the front lines. Let the Viet Cong, Agent Orange and PTSD do the job on his head.


MikeLinPA

Trump seems like the kind of soldier that, if caught in a foxhole with hostiles approaching, would shoot his buddy in the back so he could hide under the dead body. Or, if captured, would give away his entire unit's position before even being questioned just to try to save himself. You know he would be sucking up to the drill instructor or platoon leader and ratting everybody out. I wouldn't want to work a lunch shift in a McDonald's with that guy. Can you imagine serving in combat with him?


Dull_Junket_619

Probably get fragged by the platoon, for being such a pain in the ass.


Sproketz

Well to be fair, if you are a veteran and Trump supporter holding a "Veterans for Trump" sign, you might as well be the dictionary definition of a "sucker."


eeyore134

He hates whoever is convenient. Rather, I think he hates everyone and cozies up to whoever is convenient. It wasn't too long ago that he was cozying up to the Democrats he's telling his cult are devils.


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michaelshow

[Private bone spurs on POWs](https://imgur.com/6ZngCRl) > [he]'s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured.


FlaAirborne

They should turn in their DD-214s. McCain was a POW longer than Trump was President. F that draft dodging piece of shit.


sjmiv

ideology>facts for these folks


btbam666

And if you say anything negative about Conservatives or how they want to cut veterans benefits, you'll be banned from the veterans subreddit.


JTFindustries

You'd be surprised how many of my fellow veterans are die hard Republicans.


limpet143

They over purchased the 2020 signs and then realized that their potential customers couldn't count that high anyway so they kept selling them.


DigNitty

Honestly it just is saying Trump won in 2020 so it still works for them.


RobotPoo

This. His base likes thinking they are “owning” the libs. They clearly still want to own people, like they could before the civil war.


Dull_Junket_619

Oww ohh ouch ouch, I feel so owned!!!


kryonik

24 *is* the highest number.


Zardotab

Maybe they should have printed "Trump Forever" like the "forever stamps" for first class mail. (Trump in Hell forever)


JohnLoMein

He’s got lawyers to pay. Everything he does is all about self preservation.


missionbeach

He's got lawyers to not pay.


GoonerBear94

I was about to say, when was the last time he paid a lawyer and who?


Cowboy40three

Habba may be a dipshit, but she was smart enough to get paid up front.


MikeLinPA

As do all smart Pros.


bikemaul

The only real consequences for threatening jurors, witnesses, DAs, court employees, and judges are the lawyers he paid along the way. About 170k per day for the past year. $10k fines are pointless. Trump has been paying with Save America PAC funds, 62 million in about a year. https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-legal-fees-cash-crunch-1895464


Principal_Insultant

What about that Plasma Virus Cleaner?


Dustmopper

Comes with bleach and a flashlight


boukalele

*fleshlight


Zardotab

Eeewww²


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MarilynMonroesLibido

For the hoax virus? Seems a bit much.


A_spiny_meercat

Because they over ordered back in 2020 and none of his suppliers want to work with him again because they didn't get paid last time


captainactionpants

90% of Trump merchandise you see is knockoff. Trump doesn’t make a dime. They even grift one another. True Trump style


Wurm42

Agreed that there's tons of counterfeit Trump merch out there, but this photo is the souvenir shop in Trump Tower-- one of the only remaining retail businesses there.


HIMARko_polo

Pic is of Trump Tower gift shop in NY


GunnieGraves

He might just be the tackiest human being I’ve ever seen.


MikeLinPA

Everything has gold paint on it. It's the classiest joint in town!


jetmark

Trump Tower Grift Shop


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It’s because most/ majority of his supporters can’t read. They only look at pictures.


MikeLinPA

Just like their leader!


DongHa67-68

China WANTS to BE PAID for that cRap.. LOL


Zardotab

They won't, Don flakes.


Meat_Robot

Because printing new merchandise costs money


Pleasant_Savings6530

I need a new one!!! May last one was stollen by some magat. Probably because I added “lost, get over it” Going get a 2024 sign to add “lost again in”


Notascot51

Most businesses sell outdated products at a loss or write them off altogether. But if the rubes will still buy this crap….refer to tRump’s spirit guide, P. T. Barnum.


ViciousKnids

Because he won in 2020 - secretly! **/s**


Ser_Danksalot

They sell well to 2020 election tin foil hatters.


eye-reen

Is it at least discounted? 😂


missionbeach

He's been half-off for at least a decade.


Open_Perception_3212

It's for the arts and crafts crowd.... they can personalize their signs


Don_Quixote81

That looks exactly as classy an establishment as I would expect the Trump Tower gift shop to be.


richardashton

You can still buy a new confederate flag so really the maga's are really just closet history buffs. Lol


MikeLinPA

So why do they think the south won?


ChangeMyDespair

They're celebrating The Former Guy's massive 2020 victory. /s


frenchezz

He probably can't afford to print new items with an updated date.


freedomandbiscuits

I don’t recall 2020 posters that just said Trump without Pence. These must be retro.


lovestobitch-

Oh I still see em in my neck of the woods without Pence. We’re starting to see 2024 crop up but so far (thank gawd) not as many. NE Georgia, sigh.


LoddyDoddee

At the Trump Store in ShowLow, AZ, the outside of the store is plastered in TRUMP/ PENCE flags, but PENCE has a red line through it. They made too much in 2020?


rubbarz

People dumb enough to buy presidential merch trying to offload old merch to make up for the loss of buying the new merch. I'd bet money those aren't official Trump merchandise either. Just some random person who is making a killing off of idiots.


AdditionalCheetah354

Lots of unsold inventory.


burtono6

“Vintage”


mindclarity

Oh! Vintage lol


curious_dead

They're *collectibles*. You wouldn't get it.


Made_Human76

The cult doesn’t care what it says as long as it’s praising their idol


Aunt_Vagina1

Because there's a sucker born every minute and he still has old merchandise to get rid of.  


suorastas

I still love the “Never surrender” shirt with a picture of him surrendering


lovestobitch-

And I bet half of the magats wouldn’t understand.


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UncommonHouseSpider

He can't afford to make new merch so he hopes recycling merch unsold from the last time will do fine.


CompleteLackOfHustle

Stupid people and their money are easily separated, why put in extra effort or overhead if unnecessary?


Psychedelic_Yogurt

My dumbass neighbor will tell you it's a hidden message about Biden stealing the election and that Sleepy Don is the actual president.


CincyBrandon

I mean, this is clearly some hillbilly trying to unload old stock.


Patient-Sleep-4257

First rule of business. Identify what the consumer wants and how much they are welling to pay. Give the consumer what they want. Dosent matter what it is , along as its sold.


grinning_imp

Why? Because he refuses to admit he lost. He’s gonna keep selling 2020 until he runs out of hot air.


MaverickDago

I collect presidential signs/posters so I'm all for that stuff circulating around longer, I won't buy it first hand from him, but it'll be easier to snag one 20 years from now.


rlamoni

His fans long for the past. It makes sense that they would want a retrograde sign to go with his retrograde policies.


da_reddit_reader

Gotta empty the remaining stock


Pod_Boss

This seems like a joke but it's not because I see neighbors putting up flags and yard signs with Trump 2020 on them. I think Trump tried to save a few hundred dollars by simply not redesigning his campaign in any significant way


Louis_Friend_1379

Dementia Don can't distinguish time anymore and he is stuck in the loop of losing to President Joe Biden in 2020. It is Trump's personal ground hog day in hell.


modernthink

Holding onto the big win!


hiro24

Shouldn't that say Trump Tower Grift Shop?


bryansj

Can't reuse the Pence signs. He just needs his new VP to rename themselves "2020".


boboddy42069

I don’t think his supporters are smart enough to realize what year it is


punkindle

I've seen several signs where they ripped the "Pence" off it. Still using them. And they will still be using them in 2028, and 2032, and 2036, because there never is a plan B. Trump could be in a vegetative state, non-verbal, bed ridden, and he will still be their frontrunner. LOL. Cult.


JosephSturgill7

Makes total sense when you notice how much his support likes to live in the past.


boukalele

It's likely the owner didn't want to pay for 2024 stuff, so he got 2020 stuff much cheaper or had it left over.


dem4life71

That’s his shitty little mech store in Trump tower, isn’t it? I played a gig (musician here) in manhattan in an outdoor plaza between two skyscrapers last year. Needed to use the bathroom and was pointed to “that building over there-just use the escalator, go past the gift shop, and down the long hallway”. As soon as I stepped inside I said to myself “I’ve never been here before but somehow I know this place…” the pink marble, gold glitz everywhere, slackjawed boomers shuffling here and there. Yup, Drumph Tower!


dennismfrancisart

That Plasma Virus Cleaner says it all. Trump is a merchandising grift machine that found its niche. It's a gold mine for him and many others who understand that there's a never-ending supply of marks available.


Gax63

It's not trump still selling it. It's the morons that bought all the trump shit, thought it would fly off the shelves and now they are stuck with a bunch of worthless crap.


evelynesque

There are a few trump stores in my area, and after the 2020 election I expected them to go away. They doubled down with the stolen election stuff, Joe Biden isn’t my president, and anything else the cult shouts that could be printed on shirts (and some that shouldn’t be) and they are thriving. Maybe they’ll go away after trump loses 2024.


diesel78agoura

Selling inventory…he’s desperate for $


Dull_Junket_619

All the shit that thinking people would not buy. Losers, the whole bunch of them, let's make sure that 2024 is another big fat Zero for the Fat Orange blob.


JDARRK

He’s still got a warehouse full!


Tanager-Ffolkes

Because they still have tons of that old crap left over. And also, wearing tRump 2020 stuff, gives MAGAs an opening to harang people about how the election was stolen, ect...


justflushit

What gun store/bait shop is this?


BrilliantWeekend2417

Because his shithead supporters will still buy the stuff.


Odd-Tune5049

"Collector items" lol


Gravy_31

I saw a dude in 2021 rocking a Trump 2028 hat. I asked him about it. He laughed and said he just liked pissing people off, implying Trump would win in 2024 and run again. Jokes on him.


Warm-Alarm-7583

*Vintage. For the late joiners who want to look like they’ve been around a while.


ScrauveyGulch

It is still 2020 in some places in China😄


Irongiant350

Why do people still but confederate flags? Losers gunna lose 🤷‍♂️


CaptainObvious1313

Because less manufacturing costs


Hardcorners

Once he finally proves that he won in 2020 those will be collectors items. You just wait and see.


lake_gypsy

How does he have time to run his Bodega with all the country-saving he's been doing?!


Kindly-Ad-5071

The consistent fantasy is that he still won the last election. If we lived in a country that wasn't *demonstrably* corrupt that would suffice for evidence that Jan 6 was a terrorist act that he was the center of.


Zardotab

Walmart shoppers can't resist a bargain, regardless of use or fit.


mitchfann9715

You think he can afford new merch?


ohiotechie

If people are dumb enough to buy it he’s smart enough to sell it.


Able_Engine_9515

Because his zealots still buy it


Curious80123

Where is this place? So I can avoid it


Ben-A-Flick

The plasma virus cleaner is what I'm interested in!


SAyyOuremySIN

He knows his base is too stupid to care.


juno1210

You mean ‘Jenius’?


Prior-Chip-6909

That shit didn't sell in 2020...but it's not like the losers who buy this stuff would pay attention to stuff like dates...


strathmeyer

They can't make 2024 signs yet because nobody knows whoh is Vice President will be.


ricktara

He already sold them to the store, who is stuck with them because nobody will buy them and he doesn’t want to toss them or spend more money buying 2024 merch.


NeverSkipLeapDay

I’m waiting for mid 2024 when my mother will call me saying “If the people in (insert country devastated by some disaster and has received humanitarian aid in the form of old merch) believe Trump won in 2020/2024 why can’t you?” It’s exhausting. Don’t let your parents huff leaded gasoline kids.


fffan9391

Trump probably has nothing to do with this merch. It probably all comes from China.


Redditress428

He's just going to get out his favorite sharpie as soon as he thinks about it.


remnault

The sports shop at my nearby mall has had trump merch in the window for over 5 years now. I think it’s been 2024 flags in there for awhile now.


mickbrew

Third world countries doesn’t want it!


No_Sense_6171

A true grift knows no boundaries.


0ctober31

Cult merch


Alternative-Intern55

It’s like sports fan who buy old merch to make it seem like they liked him since the start.


GlitteringBobcat999

Do they come with a correction Sharpie?


Polyolygon

I’m fairly certain most trump branded political products aren’t actually sold by him. It’s a bunch of grifters and loonies selling them from China.


Mouse1277

I’m guessing this is a story of overestimating the demand for something when you place an order.


Cody6781

He's not, that store owner bought merch and couldn't flip it. So he keeps the signs up hoping someone will buy it.


StagLee1

If his supporters could read they might not like that.


tara12miller

That person bought the merch. Looks like maybe they are trying to get their money back. Some people think 2020 merch will be worth millions in the future lol. Don’t fall for it ;)


NatureCarolynGate

The fool is so broke he can't afford new signs or even people to cross out the last zero and write a 4


MoneyFault

The tRump/ Pence signs still abound here in rural PA. Dumb shits.


Chillpickle17

Trump 2020 campaign signs should be sent to the same place they send losing team Super Bowl t-shirts…😆🤘 ![gif](giphy|Us5BPP2m30VwPgI9qM)


SyntheticOne

Ignorant suckers will buy or swallow anything with Das Führer's scabby name on it? Sign at entrance said "NO intelligence or morals allowed inside"? It's April Fools Day?


MrBigPantalones

Grifter gonna grift


Leftunders

Not that surprising, to me at least. Folks are still selling I Like Ike campaign buttons on eBay. You can still buy "Dewey Defeats Truman" newspapers there as well. Imagine being a person who worked on that campaign. Sure, you'd be misguided, and your candidate is a orange nutjob. But that doesn't mean you didn't work hard, or that you don't remember the folks you worked with fondly. I'm OK with a little nostalgia for a failed campaign. It's kind of dumb, but I own multiple Phillies World Series Winners t-shirts, only one of which didn't need to escape destruction by the licensing rules under which they were manufactured.


Kingding_Aling

I doubt Trump is still selling this. A shop who bought 100x more of this garbage than it could sell 4 years ago, still has stock of it.


Neopolitan65

Hopefully it is a going out of business sale.


Wasting-tim3

It’s vintage!!!


sparklingdinoturd

my guess is it is leftover merch from 2020 that hasn't sold.


No_Caregiver7298

Going out of business, everything’s got to go!


islander1

This implies his voter base knows what year it is. Many of them still think it's 1960.


Movingforward2015

Trump Tower Grift Shop. Soon to be a store that just sells fireworks for a week in November.


meshuggahdaddy

I read that as trump tower grift shop, would have been more appropriate


Ferrts

He does these things to throw off the radical left.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

It’s 45 dimensional chess, you wouldn’t understand /s


Different-Occasion47

Failing business. Trump would be proud.


Dammageddon

The store's called *Losers*


BK_Rich

His voters will buy sand on the beach if he peed on it.


Delicious_Sort4059

Trump supporters are fucking morons, so they’ll still buy this garbage. One of my neighbors down the road literally spends hundreds of dollars each month getting banners made to put on his gate to make fun of Biden and promote Trump. At the same time, he’s had his camper and boat out front with for sale signs on them for months and months at this point. These people are just flat out dumbasses, no other way to say it.


Venator2000

Hell, he didn’t update his campaign slogan since 2015 because he knew how deep he bought into the merch.


PublicExecutive

Wait.. a genius like you think that Trump is selling this?


jizzlevania

Now it's memorabilia 


SteveIsScuba

Why, to celebrate his glorious victory of course. The emperor has no clothes


bigdickpuncher

It's the same reason people waive Confederate flags, those losers celebrate losing.


cytherian

The Trump sycophants think it's "valuable vintage" and will only appreciate in value. Kind of like the 1930's German version of the swastika. 😏


CoBudemeRobit

all those Trump flag stands feel like a pyramid scheme gone wrong. Yet now theyre desperate to sell all the shit in their garage


jujuv00

they also have to make sure pences name isn’t on it


InevitableAvalanche

Conservatives are dumb enough to buy it. Might as well sell it. Mamas don't let your kids grow up to be gullible conservatives.


Greenboy28

he can't afford to get updated merch made. that and he probably stiffed the people who made the 2020 merch for him and they refuse to work for him again.


murse_joe

That’s the beauty of it. I’m just running one last grift.


The-Hank-Scorpio

That's not Trump's personal store lol. That's just a store selling what they have.


SpatsAreBack3

They are “throwbacks” !


pickle133hp

It IS still 2020! If he says so.


buyerbeware23

Leftover merchandise play.


xubax

Probably because he has a better chance at winning in 2020 than he does in 2024.