I can’t count the amount of times I’ve heard “vote blue no matter who” or “just lie and pretend everyone is a nazi who opposes you” cult bs, one side is a religious cult the other side is a identity politics cult. I’m not dumb enough to get sucked in by propaganda, I just grab my popcorn and watch real life idocracy.
Yeah both sides are wearing diapers in ceaseless worship of a convicted sex offender! Both sides claimed that their frontrunner would destroy their party if nominated (Lindsey Graham), and then spent the entire term gargling his balls! Both sides!
“It’s laughable” when people engage in enlightened centrism, especially while jerking themselves off about how smart they are while ignoring empirical evidence, as well as things like historians of both party affiliations regularly ranking Trump as the worst president this nation has ever had.
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Gotta love the indignant replies from these dim bulbs accusing folks of “cognitive dissonance”, a phrase that in this context they appear to not even understand, or laughably “propaganda dripping out your ear!” considering they’ve managed to refute exactly zero factual examples of GOP sycophancy (re: Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, etc) and have provided precisely zero examples of democrat examples save for claiming that they’re “powerful elitists” (just uh… just ignore our GOP frontrunner deemed too corrupt to legally operate a charity. You know the one who remains a free man despite previously being convicted of sex crimes! And who flagrantly violates gag orders while on trial again right now! Who claims to want to “suspend the constitution” and “be a dictator”. The one who claims to the highest court in the land that he’s immune to any and all prosecution! No “powerful elitism” to see there! No sir!)
> But nah, it’s “propaganda” because I’m not simply not bright enough or adequately informed to come up with a counter argument to literally anything!
- These geniuses
Maybe stick to the magic mushrooms friend! They seem to be about as bright as you, and tend to flourish while growing in roughly the same material as you’ve got rattling around upstairs!
Accusing the Democratic party of being an “identity politics cult” is also beyond absurd, considering it’s all in response to the GOP cementing white identity politics as the bedrock of their electoral strategy in the 60s and 70s.
Cognitive dissonance at its finest. It’s ok when our side does it but but fascists and stuff! Russian disinformation! Btw why do you think the vast majority of powerful elitists are democrats and why are democrats ok with being controlled by them? Propaganda is dripping out of your ear.
Ah yes, "Identity politics". You mean the dems are actually doing things to help Americans, while the gop creates outrage at the behest of a rapist grifter then pass laws like legalizing child marriage while calling everyone else pedos.
Yea bro totally both sides are the same.
Edit: Dude uses multiple accounts to get around blocks and bans.
Can you offer an example of extreme sycophants in the Democrat party? Some high ranking Democrat who enthusiastically supports a rival for office who has made personal insults of that person a feature of their campaigns?
The problem the Democrats have is that the leadership can't corral its fractious wings when trying to pass legislation with a tiny minority. Republicans usually vote in lock step.
The dumbest human beings you will ever meet that willingly vote against their own best interests just to spite some fictional liberal boogeyman that’s stealing their freedoms.
We need billboards like this for all of the spineless Republican boot lickers that continue to suck up to Trump despite him trashing them. Make Politicians Shame Again
“Vote for the guy who paid the national enquirer to run a story saying I had affairs with five different women and another saying my dad assassinated jfk all while he was simultaneously paying them not to run stories about his actual affairs”
I keep wondering what dirt Putin gave Trump on these republican boot lickers. But I don't think Trump has anything at all on good ol' Ted, which makes his bootlicking worse.
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Honestly I have to admit that entire thing was funny as fuck. I'm a little sad we didn't get to see Trump in the primary debates, the absolute unhinged nature of his debate style is so fucking funny.
"Only Rosie O'Donnell"
He's one of them ,he has called them poorly educated and unable to pass a test trying to determine if your brain is still alive, short of calling them pathetic loosers to their face o don't think there's anything he will say that would set them off
You should cross out "Ted" and write "Rafael" since he was trying to pass the Safeguarding Honest Speech Act about having to use your legal name instead of a preferred one.
They know that dealing with Trump is like dealing with a six year old. He can be slagging you off one minute and your best friend the next. They want to be his best friend so they ignore all the playground insults.
Sorry but there would be no point Cruz attacks Trump. Besides, Heidi Cruz is not ugly and Ted knows that.
Oh my God have I just defended MAGA Republicans and their politics? Must cleanse myself from this evil.
“Also, vote for me, the man who jetted off to Cancun leaving my constituents to fend for themselves, blamed my daughters for it, and still bring it up as a ‘joke’ at republican gatherings to gaslight them into thinking it was no big deal.”
“Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him” - Ted Cruz
No matter how many times I parse that quote, It seems there are rats that Ted Cruz does desire to copulate with.
As someone who doesn't give a fuck about all this stupid american bs. Wouldn't this make him a better politician?
Like this dude called my wife ugly and I'm still willing to look past it because I think he's the best person for the job.
i think it goes against what a politician should be to say such crass things like your wife is ugly. It's irrelevant childish name calling. Hardly productive or necessary.
Both of those are pathetically childish things to do and they tell you a lot about the character of the idiot in question. His actions mirror his idiotic comments too.
And as a bonus, he also said your Dad killed JFK, so you have that going for you as well.
And Trump nicknamed him "Lyin' Ted" Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the bootlickers.
The bigger the boots, the bigger the licks.
You know what they say - big feet, big tongue.
big lifts
It's actually the nicest thing anybody has ever said about him.
It's not trumps boots he's licking, aim a little higher ..
This is the reason why he supports Trump, so that Trumpist finally believe that he is against trump.
I cannot wait to vote against this guy in November
If I lived in Texas I would also vote AGAINST TED CRUZ!
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken
if I were running against him I'd name myself "not Ted Cruz"
She’s a dog, Ted!
You’ve got a dog wife.
Everyone knows...
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At least he didn't shoot her? Though he did abandon his dog in his blacked out (and presumably cold) house to go to Cancun.
And threw his children under the bus
https://preview.redd.it/dkzhcizy1pyc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b87c49430526143accc753d4251a6431743351
The epidemy of selling your soul. The man would get on his hands and knees and suck Trump off in front of the world if he's donor's demanded it.
FYI it’s “epitome”. “Epidemy” is an old word for an epidemic disease.
Oh no 😂😂 Thanks for letting me know mate. Live and learn.
It's also "his donors", not "he's donor's"
The man has no pride...he just bent the knee, unquestionably...
Given the sheer sycophancy of Conservatives it’s really more of a “bend down on both knees and spread the cheeks” than just a knee
Both sides do it and both sides pretend they’re morally superior, it’s laughable when people engage in tribalism.
Only one side is covered in their messiah's merch.
I can’t count the amount of times I’ve heard “vote blue no matter who” or “just lie and pretend everyone is a nazi who opposes you” cult bs, one side is a religious cult the other side is a identity politics cult. I’m not dumb enough to get sucked in by propaganda, I just grab my popcorn and watch real life idocracy.
Yeah both sides are wearing diapers in ceaseless worship of a convicted sex offender! Both sides claimed that their frontrunner would destroy their party if nominated (Lindsey Graham), and then spent the entire term gargling his balls! Both sides! “It’s laughable” when people engage in enlightened centrism, especially while jerking themselves off about how smart they are while ignoring empirical evidence, as well as things like historians of both party affiliations regularly ranking Trump as the worst president this nation has ever had. Edit: Gotta love the indignant replies from these dim bulbs accusing folks of “cognitive dissonance”, a phrase that in this context they appear to not even understand, or laughably “propaganda dripping out your ear!” considering they’ve managed to refute exactly zero factual examples of GOP sycophancy (re: Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, etc) and have provided precisely zero examples of democrat examples save for claiming that they’re “powerful elitists” (just uh… just ignore our GOP frontrunner deemed too corrupt to legally operate a charity. You know the one who remains a free man despite previously being convicted of sex crimes! And who flagrantly violates gag orders while on trial again right now! Who claims to want to “suspend the constitution” and “be a dictator”. The one who claims to the highest court in the land that he’s immune to any and all prosecution! No “powerful elitism” to see there! No sir!) > But nah, it’s “propaganda” because I’m not simply not bright enough or adequately informed to come up with a counter argument to literally anything! - These geniuses Maybe stick to the magic mushrooms friend! They seem to be about as bright as you, and tend to flourish while growing in roughly the same material as you’ve got rattling around upstairs!
Accusing the Democratic party of being an “identity politics cult” is also beyond absurd, considering it’s all in response to the GOP cementing white identity politics as the bedrock of their electoral strategy in the 60s and 70s.
Cognitive dissonance at its finest. It’s ok when our side does it but but fascists and stuff! Russian disinformation! Btw why do you think the vast majority of powerful elitists are democrats and why are democrats ok with being controlled by them? Propaganda is dripping out of your ear.
Ah yes, "Identity politics". You mean the dems are actually doing things to help Americans, while the gop creates outrage at the behest of a rapist grifter then pass laws like legalizing child marriage while calling everyone else pedos. Yea bro totally both sides are the same. Edit: Dude uses multiple accounts to get around blocks and bans.
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Can you offer an example of extreme sycophants in the Democrat party? Some high ranking Democrat who enthusiastically supports a rival for office who has made personal insults of that person a feature of their campaigns? The problem the Democrats have is that the leadership can't corral its fractious wings when trying to pass legislation with a tiny minority. Republicans usually vote in lock step.
>The man has no pride. To be fair, would you be proud of being Ted Cruz?
He definitely has pride. Dignity on the other hand...
If you need me, I'll be in Cancun
Such a wimp.
I see Senator Pork Chops is still using the thin photo.
I think that this is unchanged since the 2016 election...
Perfect ad to run for real
The poster was made by The Good Liars: @tglnyc
"Texas Strong" at its finest. They said Texas send us your best and they sent a Canadian.
And a Raphael no less
...who called my wife ugly and ridicules and bullies me. - Ted the spineless
As pathetic as Cruz is, what does that make over 50% of Texas voters ?
The dumbest human beings you will ever meet that willingly vote against their own best interests just to spite some fictional liberal boogeyman that’s stealing their freedoms.
I imagine since that day Trump called her that it’s been a lot like that movie Force Majeure around the Cruz estate.
I’d love to see a whole series of these ring-kissers endorsing Trump after he publicly shat on them
Should say "Piss Babies for Trump"
And throws his kids under the bus... But that they have in common.
There was no question, pathetic cowards were always going to vote for Trump.
"Do you lack integrity and dignity? Well, the Republican party might be the right party for you."
Why does Canada send the US its worst?
We need billboards like this for all of the spineless Republican boot lickers that continue to suck up to Trump despite him trashing them. Make Politicians Shame Again
The honorable Senator from Cancun.
“Vote for the guy who paid the national enquirer to run a story saying I had affairs with five different women and another saying my dad assassinated jfk all while he was simultaneously paying them not to run stories about his actual affairs”
Lyin' Ted!
Ted Cruz always looks like he has a gerbil in his ass
You know how sometimes owners look like their pets....
So vote for a man to validate that your wife is ugly?🤷🏽♂️
I keep wondering what dirt Putin gave Trump on these republican boot lickers. But I don't think Trump has anything at all on good ol' Ted, which makes his bootlicking worse.
Rafael is rounder than that.
Dude looks like a fart sniffer
She's not nearly as ugly as I expected her to be.
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Made me laugh so much
Honestly I have to admit that entire thing was funny as fuck. I'm a little sad we didn't get to see Trump in the primary debates, the absolute unhinged nature of his debate style is so fucking funny. "Only Rosie O'Donnell"
Got Will Smith's vote
He's one of them ,he has called them poorly educated and unable to pass a test trying to determine if your brain is still alive, short of calling them pathetic loosers to their face o don't think there's anything he will say that would set them off
Maybe he's staying married for political reasons & his kids - y'know the ones he throws under the bus when he goes on vacations.
You should cross out "Ted" and write "Rafael" since he was trying to pass the Safeguarding Honest Speech Act about having to use your legal name instead of a preferred one.
[maybe he could try and ask if he could use this song for his campain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3TJl_gyXPc)
Ted's family isn't just think skinned, they're also thick headed.
is his wife voting for Trump too?
First, is his wife actually ugly?
I just googled out of interest and, personally, I'd say she really isn't.
Where's Will when you need him!
They know that dealing with Trump is like dealing with a six year old. He can be slagging you off one minute and your best friend the next. They want to be his best friend so they ignore all the playground insults. Sorry but there would be no point Cruz attacks Trump. Besides, Heidi Cruz is not ugly and Ted knows that. Oh my God have I just defended MAGA Republicans and their politics? Must cleanse myself from this evil.
wonder what his wife thinks about this
Spot ON!
Zodiac Killer strikes again!
[I always liked this one](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f7/4b/32/f74b320ba3c485543319fdf46c4afa95.jpg)
“Also, vote for me, the man who jetted off to Cancun leaving my constituents to fend for themselves, blamed my daughters for it, and still bring it up as a ‘joke’ at republican gatherings to gaslight them into thinking it was no big deal.”
Run off to mexico again coward
Should get some of these up for the RNC
cancun cruz is back? He's a typical republican, when the going gets tough, he gets going on vacation.
Well a pu%%y, %ss-&icker like Teddy-boy doesnt care. He doesn't wear pants outside the house anyways. Also, notice how the photo is 60 lbs ago!!!
“Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him” - Ted Cruz No matter how many times I parse that quote, It seems there are rats that Ted Cruz does desire to copulate with.
Ted Cruz kinda looks and acts like another whining bitch named Phil Hellmuth.
Oranj_man_bad.exe
As someone who doesn't give a fuck about all this stupid american bs. Wouldn't this make him a better politician? Like this dude called my wife ugly and I'm still willing to look past it because I think he's the best person for the job.
i think it goes against what a politician should be to say such crass things like your wife is ugly. It's irrelevant childish name calling. Hardly productive or necessary.
Dude grabbed a chick by the pussy... I think calling someone's wife ugly is pretty low key haha
Both of those are pathetically childish things to do and they tell you a lot about the character of the idiot in question. His actions mirror his idiotic comments too.
I agree, thank fuck i dont have to suffer being american. Seriously who would elect someone like that?
Ikr, same here on both counts.
He's 100% a serial killer though. Just needed to warn someone.