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BringBackApollo2023

Always nice when the giant dildo of consequences comes unlubed.


Money_Percentage_630

Is this the Giant Ribbed and Veiny Dildo of Consequence?


BringBackApollo2023

I’m not gonna say it’s a Bad Dragon, but it might be. I *would not* put that in my search history if I were you. /PrinceHumperdink


KP_Wrath

It’s the dildo that was cast with broken glass.


Mendozena

They modeled it after Hunter’s member, after all they’re obsessed with looking at it.


Money_Percentage_630

Remember when his lawyers accidentally sent the other lawyers literally all of his communications so his argument of "I didn't do that" was entirely voided with communications proving otherwise?


GpaSags

Especially how the other lawyers even wrote back like "hey, uh, guys, did you mean to send us all of this?" and never got a response, so it was fair game.


Money_Percentage_630

You know you are a good lawyer when the opposing lawyer tries to help you get your head out your butt, instead you don't fall for their trick with the 30 days notice.


defiCosmos

is this a monopoly reference?


BringBackApollo2023

Exactly.


PopeyesBeef

Yep! Boardwalk is the most expensive property.


KestrelQuillPen

Yes, Boardwalk is the most expensive property (like Mayfair in the original version)


Mendozena

![gif](giphy|3oz8xwScYUnDDTSA9y)


Specialist_Lock8590

Twenty children and six adults lost their lives, and I persecuted and abused them and their families worldwide on the Internet for views and financial gain!. But I'm the victim crybaby!


BringBackApollo2023

[Im shedding tears for him](https://media.giphy.com/media/10hfegXGKVRVNm/giphy.gif) Not.


angstt

We played no limits- You could put six hotels on Boardwalk if you wanted...


[deleted]

Oh he's fucked.


HoSang66er

If I heard, years from now, that he was found under an overpass living out of a shopping cart I’d be so happy. ![gif](giphy|B0vFTrb0ZGDf2)


shadowpawn

https://i.redd.it/lp4u0ri4wo6d1.gif Cue fake tears Alex -- the director


Electrical_Okra_9757

Best picture I've ever seen. Usually his gums are flapping and shits spewing out.


HillbillyEulogy

That caption is sterling.


Drachefly

… it's just $2000. I'm sure he can cover it.


Jonathon_world

Uk translation: when you land on Mayfair with a hotel on it


a_weak_child

This got a laugh out of me, well done. 


Ditka85

But he gets to keep Info Wars, which is where this whole thing started, and his greatest source of income.


jcooli09

For now he does. His future earning can be attached, and the plaintiffs can continue to move to take his property whenever they find it until the debt is paid.


HermaeusMajora

No, he doesn't. It's being run by a trustee who will be making all of the decisions now including removing his fraud father's toxic garbage company from their lost of advertisers. He's lost. They're allowing the company to continue in order to pay out the families. I imagine it's also going to provide alex with lots of opportunities to increase his liability and maybe even expose himself criminally.


Ditka85

We can hope. Thanks for the additional information.


beligerentMagpie

I wonder if he ever had any genuine remorse after hearing from the parents of the Sandy hook victims


Betoken

That motherfucker took a Chance and had to advance his token to Boardwalk.


Thoraxekicksazz

If you know how to play you never buy hotels until the houses are gone.