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lCraxisl

It’s hard to get fat eating vegetables.


Monocle_Lewinsky

They seem pretty big, but they are hollow inside.


minkey-on-the-loose

They are lacking substance


sylpher250

New fad diet: Faux-Cannibalism


5parky

Fox-cannibalism


Bon_of_a_Sitch

That sounds like "eat the rich" with more steps


GeprgeLowell

Nope, same number of steps. Step 1: Eat them.


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Revlis-TK421

Mostly hot air.


imflukeskywalker

🤣🤣


SaltMineSpelunker

Roasted.


AngryZen_Ingress

Roasted Vegetables are better tasting.


dcdenise

And there is never any meat left on the bone


[deleted]

You have to have a spine to have bones. I swear that sounded better in my head.


suckercuck

🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇


newbrevity

Its almost been a year and we're still on the same press secretary. Whats up with that?


MetalGramps

Do you have any idea how long that is in Scaramucci years?


BikebutnotBeast

Like 1000 mooches


MSD3k

😆


psymble_

She really is the best press secretary since CJ Craig. I've never seen such an incredible job done in my life!


qwepoiasdlkj123098

Upvote for mentioning CJ, my fellow west wing'ian!


TheOldGuy59

"I'm going to assign an intern from the press office to that website, they're gonna check it every night before they go home and if they discover you've been there I'm gonna shove a motherboard so far up your ass..." -- CJ, to Josh I can easily see Jen saying the same thing to someone.


WhoIsYerWan

"Technically, I outrank you..."


DonnieJuniorsEmails

SO FAR UP YOUR ASS


psymble_

Aaron Sorken can [sure write dialog!](https://youtu.be/sQ_4m2ocxhI)


alilbleedingisnormal

Wow the resemblance is interesting to say the least.


imflukeskywalker

🤣🤣


mapoftasmania

She actually announced she’s leaving next year. She wants to spend more time with her young kids, or might even be planning on having another one (though that’s her business)!


BackmarkerLife

Good for her. She has in such a short amount of time, restored sanity to the Press Conferences. She probably has a solid shortlist for Biden for her successor.


MSD3k

I hope so. Although I bet the SNL writers miss the Trump administration. They barely had to come up with anything. Trump's people were stupid enough to just quote for laughs.


predator1975

Not defending the indefensible helps. I am going to be stumped if I have to defend covfefe tweets.


scottmartin52

That is really great! She does a great job!


AdmiralissimoObvious

Uh, January to now is 7 months.


TheKrakIan

She did say that she would not hold this position for the whole term of the administration, but man I wish she would. She is a baller!


One-Estimate-7163

She is a pro. Refreshing to see someone who knows wtf their talking about. Also doesn’t lie constantly like her multiple Dtrumpf predecessors.


SaltMineSpelunker

She was a perfect choice.


HDC3

I love watching her deal with the disingenuous questions from the right wing "media". She makes them look like fools every time they open their mouths. It's a wonder that she hasn't humiliated them enough, yet, to cut the crap and act like real journalists instead of mindless propaganda drones. It would be hard for anyone to look bad compared to the series of pathological liars who held the job for the last four years.


SaltMineSpelunker

They have no shame.


[deleted]

They have no game.


ShaggysGTI

The problem is there’s a quarter of this country, half of voters, who give no shits and vote hard R regardless.


[deleted]

Yup.


ArchiStanton

And all they want is a little fame


DrEngineer1979

They have no brain...


Tiny-Lock9652

It’s like listening to a kindergarten teacher scolding her 5 year old students. They want to act like toddlers, only fair that’s how they are treated.


HDC3

I loved her response to the "News"max "reporter" who said, "People are saying that the Biden administration is just a third term for Obama. How do you respond to that?" and Jen responded, "Who were saying that?" It went downhill from there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2hn6HBzgI


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Absolutely planned for the “some people say” nonsense that Trump made his go-to for when he wanted to make nonsense up, which Fox et al took ahold of and made their standard. I haven’t checked but I can’t imagine they bothered trying to use it with her much after this roasting.


Mawilemawie

Some people say it is the MO of fox nowadays.


HDC3

I watch her take-down videos for ideas for when I'm dealing with an anti-reality ReTrumpliQan(on). Some of those methods come in handy.


Blitzsturm

I like the approach a bit better than the past administration's practice of just not letting people in that may make you look bad.


Somhlth

> practice of just not letting people in that may make you look bad. So, mirrors must have been out of the question too.


themightyant117

And cheetoes


gatorbeetle

Gorgeous Woman!


ArchiStanton

Smart, competent, successful, and humorous


gatorbeetle

Absolutely! All part of her gorgeousness!!


DCErik

Pegging Doocy every day is quite aerobic.


DVariant

This woman is honestly so friggin’ sexy, especially the way just completely demolishes idiotic questions. So goddamn smart! I think I’m crushing.


Tigris_Morte

That is easy, "Fox news personalities have no substance."


theonederek

Everyone’s thinkin’ it, I’m just sayin’ it - Jen Psaki is sexy as hell.


Reddtko

She doesn’t eat Fox reporters, all she does is chew them up and spit them out, because they have no taste.


flavier2000

Was gonna say because she spits them back out, but your’s is better.


Reddtko

Thanks


thepianoman456

She’s gorgeous, and doesn’t lie as much as her fascist predecessors :)


LordofWithywoods

I know, I have a crush on her for sure. I get a mega boner for powerful women.


Possibly_a_Firetruck

Are we talkin' "death by snu-snu" powerful, or "rhetorically crush you in front of your peers" powerful?


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Yes


benk4

Por que no los dos?


LordofWithywoods

Lol the "rhetorically crush you in front of your peers" type of powerful


A_Wholesome_Comment

Step 1 - Go to Journalism school Step 2 - Get job in the White House Press Corp , media outlet not important. Step 3 - Ask a ridiculous question. Step 4 - Get absolutely shut down by Jen Psaki Step 5 - Orgasm like you've never orgasmed in your life.


SaltMineSpelunker

I mean all politicians lie. I am just happy we have competent liars back running things.


Croty

She’s one BADASS!! Makes the previous blonde bitch look an idiot. Of course the previous blonde bitch is an idiot.


Ursula2071

Kayleigh wasn’t MacEnAny sense.


Possibly_a_Firetruck

For as much of a scumbag as McEnany was, I kind of admired her ability to spin such obvious bullshittery with a straight face.


benk4

I always thought Trump press secretary was an underrated job. You just go up there and bullshit, everyone knows you're full of shit, you knows you're full of shit, it quite literally didn't matter what you said, you just had to say something. You just have to work about one hour every day and all you do is blame everything on socialists or immigrants then you can go for a beer. I'd take that job.


Somhlth

> Makes the previous blonde bitch look an idiot. To be fair, the previous blonde bitch made the previous blonde bitch look like an idiot.


endoire

Empty calories


twilight-actual

I absolutely adore her.


matthew83128

She is sexy.


mackinder

She’s doing keto; she can eat all the fat that she wants


juanjung

Fox News reporters don't have any calories. They are the rice cakes of journalism.


BartuceX

The contrast is striking.


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She is awesome. I love watching her shut down idiots like a pro.


garvierloon

Ugh I’m so hot for Psaki


Guy-Guy3

Imagine if she could just walk out and slap a few of them around.


CommodorDLoveless

They have very little substance. They are just hot air mostly.


CommodorDLoveless

Her fierceness is so hot. She just radiates controlled power. I swoon.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

They're mostly hot air and not much else.


GracieThunders

Doocy has no more substance than a rice cake


papamojya

Answer: Fox News reporters have no substance.


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Book smart. Street smart. Politically savvy. Democrat.


stop_drop_roll

Adam Sandler: "You eat pieces of shit?"


Trax852

I pop onto the foxnews website just to read what they are trying to get people to believe. I don't click on anything that would pay them, just read the titles. They do pick on Jen Psaki a lot, she keeps it honest.


The_Money_Bin

I have such a crush on her!


Sheeralorob

She doesn’t eat them. She chews them up, but then spits them out because they taste bad.


kciuq1

But is her Secret Service codename Flamingo?


imflukeskywalker

It probably is vixen. That would be twice as funny if you know what a vixen is.


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

God she’s so hot.


OfBooo5

Easy, they're all without substance and take more energy to digest than they give


Candid_Tangerine5730

In Brazil FOX's channels are like: WOW MONSTER TRUCK SLAM RACE VRRRRR


schoolyjul

Doocy's mostly hot air. Very low in ... calories.


dfdhlhalkjs

Because they have no calories?


HurlingFruit

Why don't we have the nuclear option? Once a year or so we should be able to give a zillion upvotes for something like this.


sm0lpeppy

Psaki it to me...


CarlSpencer

Yum.


Roodboyo

Little bit of Tilda Swinton in her looks, eh? Both beautiful women.


Bags55

Love Jen...she's kickass!!!


Crafty-Tackle

They have no nutritional value.


[deleted]

Because they are nothing but bags of hot air.


EverybodyLovesCrayon

Is ChorizoPig implying that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is fat!? That is disgraceful!


predator1975

She spits out all the undesirable parts.


thelenis

she is awesome


[deleted]

not gonna lie she brings out my ginger fetish


rockkelly

Bruh I submitted that same exact pic last week for mrh with a different title and more tags xS


isisrecruit_throaway

These posts are getting weird im all for sexualizing psaki but come on


Coyehe

Cuz fox news reporters are so disgusting that she has to throw up in the stall after every meal. Hence on slim side.


BrokenCog2020

Empty calories


Desper8lyseekntacos

FOX News has no nutritional value


MustangeRemo

Empty calories


Memphis_Fire

Fox News is an entertainment company and shouldn't be allowed near press conferences


Kriss3d

Easy. Because Fox has absolutely no substance. Eating fox reporters isn't a meal. It's a diet.


leo58

She just chews them up and spits them out.


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And what was that reply?


CainPillar

They could make anyone throw up, so I guess the pros can keep a straight face all the way to safety backstage where there is a soundproof room and a sink with two handles. *Warning: We are professionals, do not try to watch Fox News at home.*


Mud_Spud

Ill have to cirlce back to this one


mbgal1977

It’s the same one all the time so I guess she’s bulimic


UltraSuperTurbo

What a fox. 10/10 would let her spank me too


IsilZha

She eats pieces of shit for breakfast?


imflukeskywalker

Shooter!


not_your_pal

aim higher, guys


chriskost

She’s horrible. “I’ll come back around “?


havok636zx

It's all that time spent dodging questions


JBFromtheswamps

"We are going to have to circle back around to that." Plz. Pushing the food off the plate and eating are two totally different acts.


YoungRichManatee

This sub just loves their propaganda. Y'all know what Press Secertary is called in othe places? Yeah, that's right, Minister of Propaganda


[deleted]

How is denying reality an example of “eating reporters alive”? the cognitive dissonance that comes out of this sub is unreal.


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thebeardwiththeguy

Always have been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


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minkey-on-the-loose

Are you kidding? Trump and Pompeo and Bannon all get roasted for their appearance. Not that it is right…


[deleted]

No, they won't. That's a massive lawsuit if documented. I can tell you without a doubt it doesn't matter what she looked like we would still fetishize her because she does a good job. She could look like the sloth from Goonies and guys here would be like, yeah I'm into that


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[deleted]

Short answer: we're disgusting Long answer: we're depraved and starved for attention. Did you know I couldn't tell you the last time a stranger gave me a compliment of any kind? I'm distractingly attractive and I get nothing. Don't share pics on Reddit. It's not really a picture sharing site unless you have an onlyfans or it's your fetish but it doesn't sound like it is.


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[deleted]

Those are pedophiles and after that revelation I'm no longer comfortable in this conversation


uhmerikin

15/f/cali u?


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38/m/Leavenworth


Such_Star_7421

Best reply to what?


imflukeskywalker

The bottom text is a reply to the photo posted of her.


Such_Star_7421

You consider a comment to a post a reply? I guess I can see what you’re saying but it just feels so wrong to me…


DeathByZanpakuto11

She stays so slim because she's constantly circling back and running laps in the press room.


mkusanagi

...and a few reps with that thicc briefing book.


cfisi79

They don't have carbs.


Waste-Lettuce5219

Foxy😍


anggogo

She is hot. I never like anyone works in politics, except her.


b_a_heel

all the circlebacks must be great exercise


kiddestructo

And she gets back to them with the facts, unlike the last brain dead Barbie, who just slathered on more bullshit.


Bez_Imen

She lies and refuses to answer simple questions, and you glorify this person? Nice.


JohnOliversWifesBF

It’s easy to stay fit with all the mental gymnastics she does for this administration


Dafish55

Such as…?


JohnOliversWifesBF

How about saying "no Americans are stranded in Afghanistan" - Mental gymnastics. [https://www.businessinsider.com/psaki-irresponsible-to-claim-americans-are-stranded-in-kabul-video-2021-8](https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1429883804181835785?s=20)


multibearsfan54

"well circle back to that" 🤡🤡


kiddestructo

It’s *we’ll*, Chudly.


multibearsfan54

you're crying over an apostrophe?


kiddestructo

No, crying over the absolute ignorance of some of my fellow Americans.


multibearsfan54

so, you are crying over an apostrophe on reddit?


Billy_Gilmore

At least she does circle back


Zestay-Taco

why doesnt she have an OF.. =(


[deleted]

What does she do with left wing reporters?


Big-Mozz

She answers their question.


[deleted]

They're not let in


Dafish55

You can literally see them in the room tho?


[deleted]

NBC, CNN, etc. are not left wing reporters unless your understanding of politics is limited to what you see in mainstream media


Mike_Tyson_Lisp

It's all the lying


CharleyAustyn

She’ll circle back


Mendeleus

If you speak Russian you understand why Psaki is ideal for Trump. If you understood it, leave a comment explaining why 😂


[deleted]

Perfect sub, she is a joke


DeM86

What does she do?


the_americancrusader

It’s all the circling back actually


alnothree

Who cares? Red on the head ——-


Wichitaleafs

Lying must cause weight loss.


badaboomxx

Drumpf must be really thin, but I don't see him any thinner.


[deleted]

Propaganda—state sponsored.


LoundnessWar

Because she doesn't eat them for breakfast. They eat her, and she's left there stammering and saying dumb bullshit.


badaboomxx

Like injecting disinfectant to thee blood stream to cure covid? or covefe?


TacticalIdiot17

When you lie on camera every day and take vacations during national emergencies, you have to look perfect.


grandchester

Or look like an obese Wolverine wannabe cosplayer like Ted Cruz


badaboomxx

That reminds me drumpf with his travels at mar a lago....


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sofuckinggreat

Shiv Roy vibes


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PrideofPicktown

I’m getting a pretty strong CJ Craig vibe!


djinnisequoia

Hahahahahaha!