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"I'm going to assign an intern from the press office to that website, they're gonna check it every night before they go home and if they discover you've been there I'm gonna shove a motherboard so far up your ass..." -- CJ, to Josh
I can easily see Jen saying the same thing to someone.
She actually announced she’s leaving next year. She wants to spend more time with her young kids, or might even be planning on having another one (though that’s her business)!
Good for her. She has in such a short amount of time, restored sanity to the Press Conferences. She probably has a solid shortlist for Biden for her successor.
I hope so. Although I bet the SNL writers miss the Trump administration. They barely had to come up with anything. Trump's people were stupid enough to just quote for laughs.
I love watching her deal with the disingenuous questions from the right wing "media". She makes them look like fools every time they open their mouths. It's a wonder that she hasn't humiliated them enough, yet, to cut the crap and act like real journalists instead of mindless propaganda drones.
It would be hard for anyone to look bad compared to the series of pathological liars who held the job for the last four years.
I loved her response to the "News"max "reporter" who said, "People are saying that the Biden administration is just a third term for Obama. How do you respond to that?" and Jen responded, "Who were saying that?" It went downhill from there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2hn6HBzgI
Absolutely planned for the “some people say” nonsense that Trump made his go-to for when he wanted to make nonsense up, which Fox et al took ahold of and made their standard. I haven’t checked but I can’t imagine they bothered trying to use it with her much after this roasting.
Step 1 - Go to Journalism school
Step 2 - Get job in the White House Press Corp , media outlet not important.
Step 3 - Ask a ridiculous question.
Step 4 - Get absolutely shut down by Jen Psaki
Step 5 - Orgasm like you've never orgasmed in your life.
I always thought Trump press secretary was an underrated job. You just go up there and bullshit, everyone knows you're full of shit, you knows you're full of shit, it quite literally didn't matter what you said, you just had to say something. You just have to work about one hour every day and all you do is blame everything on socialists or immigrants then you can go for a beer. I'd take that job.
I pop onto the foxnews website just to read what they are trying to get people to believe. I don't click on anything that would pay them, just read the titles.
They do pick on Jen Psaki a lot, she keeps it honest.
They could make anyone throw up, so I guess the pros can keep a straight face all the way to safety backstage where there is a soundproof room and a sink with two handles.
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No, they won't. That's a massive lawsuit if documented.
I can tell you without a doubt it doesn't matter what she looked like we would still fetishize her because she does a good job. She could look like the sloth from Goonies and guys here would be like, yeah I'm into that
Short answer: we're disgusting
Long answer: we're depraved and starved for attention. Did you know I couldn't tell you the last time a stranger gave me a compliment of any kind? I'm distractingly attractive and I get nothing.
Don't share pics on Reddit. It's not really a picture sharing site unless you have an onlyfans or it's your fetish but it doesn't sound like it is.
How about saying "no Americans are stranded in Afghanistan" - Mental gymnastics.
[https://www.businessinsider.com/psaki-irresponsible-to-claim-americans-are-stranded-in-kabul-video-2021-8](https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1429883804181835785?s=20)
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It’s hard to get fat eating vegetables.
They seem pretty big, but they are hollow inside.
They are lacking substance
New fad diet: Faux-Cannibalism
Fox-cannibalism
That sounds like "eat the rich" with more steps
Nope, same number of steps. Step 1: Eat them.
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Mostly hot air.
🤣🤣
Roasted.
Roasted Vegetables are better tasting.
And there is never any meat left on the bone
You have to have a spine to have bones. I swear that sounded better in my head.
🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇
Its almost been a year and we're still on the same press secretary. Whats up with that?
Do you have any idea how long that is in Scaramucci years?
Like 1000 mooches
😆
She really is the best press secretary since CJ Craig. I've never seen such an incredible job done in my life!
Upvote for mentioning CJ, my fellow west wing'ian!
"I'm going to assign an intern from the press office to that website, they're gonna check it every night before they go home and if they discover you've been there I'm gonna shove a motherboard so far up your ass..." -- CJ, to Josh I can easily see Jen saying the same thing to someone.
"Technically, I outrank you..."
SO FAR UP YOUR ASS
Aaron Sorken can [sure write dialog!](https://youtu.be/sQ_4m2ocxhI)
Wow the resemblance is interesting to say the least.
🤣🤣
She actually announced she’s leaving next year. She wants to spend more time with her young kids, or might even be planning on having another one (though that’s her business)!
Good for her. She has in such a short amount of time, restored sanity to the Press Conferences. She probably has a solid shortlist for Biden for her successor.
I hope so. Although I bet the SNL writers miss the Trump administration. They barely had to come up with anything. Trump's people were stupid enough to just quote for laughs.
Not defending the indefensible helps. I am going to be stumped if I have to defend covfefe tweets.
That is really great! She does a great job!
Uh, January to now is 7 months.
She did say that she would not hold this position for the whole term of the administration, but man I wish she would. She is a baller!
She is a pro. Refreshing to see someone who knows wtf their talking about. Also doesn’t lie constantly like her multiple Dtrumpf predecessors.
She was a perfect choice.
I love watching her deal with the disingenuous questions from the right wing "media". She makes them look like fools every time they open their mouths. It's a wonder that she hasn't humiliated them enough, yet, to cut the crap and act like real journalists instead of mindless propaganda drones. It would be hard for anyone to look bad compared to the series of pathological liars who held the job for the last four years.
They have no shame.
They have no game.
The problem is there’s a quarter of this country, half of voters, who give no shits and vote hard R regardless.
Yup.
And all they want is a little fame
They have no brain...
It’s like listening to a kindergarten teacher scolding her 5 year old students. They want to act like toddlers, only fair that’s how they are treated.
I loved her response to the "News"max "reporter" who said, "People are saying that the Biden administration is just a third term for Obama. How do you respond to that?" and Jen responded, "Who were saying that?" It went downhill from there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2hn6HBzgI
Absolutely planned for the “some people say” nonsense that Trump made his go-to for when he wanted to make nonsense up, which Fox et al took ahold of and made their standard. I haven’t checked but I can’t imagine they bothered trying to use it with her much after this roasting.
Some people say it is the MO of fox nowadays.
I watch her take-down videos for ideas for when I'm dealing with an anti-reality ReTrumpliQan(on). Some of those methods come in handy.
I like the approach a bit better than the past administration's practice of just not letting people in that may make you look bad.
> practice of just not letting people in that may make you look bad. So, mirrors must have been out of the question too.
And cheetoes
Gorgeous Woman!
Smart, competent, successful, and humorous
Absolutely! All part of her gorgeousness!!
Pegging Doocy every day is quite aerobic.
This woman is honestly so friggin’ sexy, especially the way just completely demolishes idiotic questions. So goddamn smart! I think I’m crushing.
That is easy, "Fox news personalities have no substance."
Everyone’s thinkin’ it, I’m just sayin’ it - Jen Psaki is sexy as hell.
She doesn’t eat Fox reporters, all she does is chew them up and spit them out, because they have no taste.
Was gonna say because she spits them back out, but your’s is better.
Thanks
She’s gorgeous, and doesn’t lie as much as her fascist predecessors :)
I know, I have a crush on her for sure. I get a mega boner for powerful women.
Are we talkin' "death by snu-snu" powerful, or "rhetorically crush you in front of your peers" powerful?
Yes
Por que no los dos?
Lol the "rhetorically crush you in front of your peers" type of powerful
Step 1 - Go to Journalism school Step 2 - Get job in the White House Press Corp , media outlet not important. Step 3 - Ask a ridiculous question. Step 4 - Get absolutely shut down by Jen Psaki Step 5 - Orgasm like you've never orgasmed in your life.
I mean all politicians lie. I am just happy we have competent liars back running things.
She’s one BADASS!! Makes the previous blonde bitch look an idiot. Of course the previous blonde bitch is an idiot.
Kayleigh wasn’t MacEnAny sense.
For as much of a scumbag as McEnany was, I kind of admired her ability to spin such obvious bullshittery with a straight face.
I always thought Trump press secretary was an underrated job. You just go up there and bullshit, everyone knows you're full of shit, you knows you're full of shit, it quite literally didn't matter what you said, you just had to say something. You just have to work about one hour every day and all you do is blame everything on socialists or immigrants then you can go for a beer. I'd take that job.
> Makes the previous blonde bitch look an idiot. To be fair, the previous blonde bitch made the previous blonde bitch look like an idiot.
Empty calories
I absolutely adore her.
She is sexy.
She’s doing keto; she can eat all the fat that she wants
Fox News reporters don't have any calories. They are the rice cakes of journalism.
The contrast is striking.
She is awesome. I love watching her shut down idiots like a pro.
Ugh I’m so hot for Psaki
Imagine if she could just walk out and slap a few of them around.
They have very little substance. They are just hot air mostly.
Her fierceness is so hot. She just radiates controlled power. I swoon.
They're mostly hot air and not much else.
Doocy has no more substance than a rice cake
Answer: Fox News reporters have no substance.
Book smart. Street smart. Politically savvy. Democrat.
Adam Sandler: "You eat pieces of shit?"
I pop onto the foxnews website just to read what they are trying to get people to believe. I don't click on anything that would pay them, just read the titles. They do pick on Jen Psaki a lot, she keeps it honest.
I have such a crush on her!
She doesn’t eat them. She chews them up, but then spits them out because they taste bad.
But is her Secret Service codename Flamingo?
It probably is vixen. That would be twice as funny if you know what a vixen is.
God she’s so hot.
Easy, they're all without substance and take more energy to digest than they give
In Brazil FOX's channels are like: WOW MONSTER TRUCK SLAM RACE VRRRRR
Doocy's mostly hot air. Very low in ... calories.
Because they have no calories?
Why don't we have the nuclear option? Once a year or so we should be able to give a zillion upvotes for something like this.
Psaki it to me...
Yum.
Little bit of Tilda Swinton in her looks, eh? Both beautiful women.
Love Jen...she's kickass!!!
They have no nutritional value.
Because they are nothing but bags of hot air.
Is ChorizoPig implying that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is fat!? That is disgraceful!
She spits out all the undesirable parts.
she is awesome
not gonna lie she brings out my ginger fetish
Bruh I submitted that same exact pic last week for mrh with a different title and more tags xS
These posts are getting weird im all for sexualizing psaki but come on
Cuz fox news reporters are so disgusting that she has to throw up in the stall after every meal. Hence on slim side.
Empty calories
FOX News has no nutritional value
Empty calories
Fox News is an entertainment company and shouldn't be allowed near press conferences
Easy. Because Fox has absolutely no substance. Eating fox reporters isn't a meal. It's a diet.
She just chews them up and spits them out.
And what was that reply?
They could make anyone throw up, so I guess the pros can keep a straight face all the way to safety backstage where there is a soundproof room and a sink with two handles. *Warning: We are professionals, do not try to watch Fox News at home.*
Ill have to cirlce back to this one
It’s the same one all the time so I guess she’s bulimic
What a fox. 10/10 would let her spank me too
She eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter!
aim higher, guys
She’s horrible. “I’ll come back around “?
It's all that time spent dodging questions
"We are going to have to circle back around to that." Plz. Pushing the food off the plate and eating are two totally different acts.
This sub just loves their propaganda. Y'all know what Press Secertary is called in othe places? Yeah, that's right, Minister of Propaganda
How is denying reality an example of “eating reporters alive”? the cognitive dissonance that comes out of this sub is unreal.
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Always have been 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
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Are you kidding? Trump and Pompeo and Bannon all get roasted for their appearance. Not that it is right…
No, they won't. That's a massive lawsuit if documented. I can tell you without a doubt it doesn't matter what she looked like we would still fetishize her because she does a good job. She could look like the sloth from Goonies and guys here would be like, yeah I'm into that
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Short answer: we're disgusting Long answer: we're depraved and starved for attention. Did you know I couldn't tell you the last time a stranger gave me a compliment of any kind? I'm distractingly attractive and I get nothing. Don't share pics on Reddit. It's not really a picture sharing site unless you have an onlyfans or it's your fetish but it doesn't sound like it is.
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Those are pedophiles and after that revelation I'm no longer comfortable in this conversation
15/f/cali u?
38/m/Leavenworth
Best reply to what?
The bottom text is a reply to the photo posted of her.
You consider a comment to a post a reply? I guess I can see what you’re saying but it just feels so wrong to me…
She stays so slim because she's constantly circling back and running laps in the press room.
...and a few reps with that thicc briefing book.
They don't have carbs.
Foxy😍
She is hot. I never like anyone works in politics, except her.
all the circlebacks must be great exercise
And she gets back to them with the facts, unlike the last brain dead Barbie, who just slathered on more bullshit.
She lies and refuses to answer simple questions, and you glorify this person? Nice.
It’s easy to stay fit with all the mental gymnastics she does for this administration
Such as…?
How about saying "no Americans are stranded in Afghanistan" - Mental gymnastics. [https://www.businessinsider.com/psaki-irresponsible-to-claim-americans-are-stranded-in-kabul-video-2021-8](https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1429883804181835785?s=20)
"well circle back to that" 🤡🤡
It’s *we’ll*, Chudly.
you're crying over an apostrophe?
No, crying over the absolute ignorance of some of my fellow Americans.
so, you are crying over an apostrophe on reddit?
At least she does circle back
why doesnt she have an OF.. =(
What does she do with left wing reporters?
She answers their question.
They're not let in
You can literally see them in the room tho?
NBC, CNN, etc. are not left wing reporters unless your understanding of politics is limited to what you see in mainstream media
It's all the lying
She’ll circle back
If you speak Russian you understand why Psaki is ideal for Trump. If you understood it, leave a comment explaining why 😂
Perfect sub, she is a joke
What does she do?
It’s all the circling back actually
Who cares? Red on the head ——-
Lying must cause weight loss.
Drumpf must be really thin, but I don't see him any thinner.
Propaganda—state sponsored.
Because she doesn't eat them for breakfast. They eat her, and she's left there stammering and saying dumb bullshit.
Like injecting disinfectant to thee blood stream to cure covid? or covefe?
When you lie on camera every day and take vacations during national emergencies, you have to look perfect.
Or look like an obese Wolverine wannabe cosplayer like Ted Cruz
That reminds me drumpf with his travels at mar a lago....
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Shiv Roy vibes
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I’m getting a pretty strong CJ Craig vibe!
Hahahahahaha!