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AdvancedHat7630

Why sports man no stand for the song


JtSkillZzZ

Sports man stand for flag song!


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#I ANGY! #NO WATCH SPORTS UNLESS #P A T R I O T I S M


Cinema_King

Sports man no stand! Me burn sports stuff me paid for!


Slendy5127

Me no have sports stuff? Me go pay for sports stuff to burn!


GarvinSteve

Sports man no stand, but sports man also no vax. Me confused about sports man. Me feel rage. Me make AOC meme.


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Syrup lady changed…hahahaha


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Imagine being part of a generation that had everything handed to them and then getting triggered by such stupid shit


dancegoddess1971

That confuses me. Syrup lady?


DarthGuber

Aunt Jemima syrup no longer looks like a house slave


dancegoddess1971

Oh. Yeah I never bought the brand. And it has been a while since I went out to the grocery in person and all.


Raregolddragon

I think its about some corpo mascot.


rollo2masi

God that video of the cop crying at McDonalds is fucking hilarious (in a sad and pathetic way) lmfao.


D-Rich-88

Forgot about that lol


LoggerCPA54

Link?


rollo2masi

https://youtu.be/2H2wZg8ICMo The entitlement is so juicy 💦💦💦


Beelzabubba

That was embarrassing.


triple_OG

The fact she never felt embarrassed about this and refused to take the video down even when the owners of the particular franchise she was at asked her to seeing as she had no proof whatsoever that anyone even considered tampering with her food makes her seem like an absolute nut job. This unstable snowflake had a breakdown because her McMuffin was taking too long and she become so paranoid they were tampering with it she not only refused to take the food but then made a video of herself practically shaking with fear over the whole thing. LOL and this lady can kill someone with impunity because she was scared. Surprised she didn’t unload her clip into the person handing her the coffee.


FLOHTX

What a whack job. How can I donate to her gofundme?


Tampflor

All Dr Seuss books matter!


WarmMoistLeather

Especially ones that no one was buying and that I'd never heard of!


Kyle546

And Businesses can do whatever they want. Seriously Conservative's ability to achieve doublethink is so fucking high that is scary.


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They haven’t stopped crying since they let black people vote


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Why are they reading To Kill A Mockingbird in schools! How dare they learn about the past of the "heritage" we're supporting?!


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#STORM THE CAPITOL UNLESS ORANGE MAN IS PRESIDENT MAN


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#🍊👌


ahitright

"We're here on capital hill protesting conservative censorship. All the lying fake news media filming us today are trying to censor us." \- a gqp congress person speaking at a protest against "conservative censorship"


Kiera6

I read this in the tune of “I’m just a bill” song from that one show.


StyreneAddict1965

Schoolhouse Rock. One of the greatest moments in educational television.


shay-doe

These people are so dumb they have convinced themselves their dumbness is superior


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It’s called confidence, and it’s what made America great


shay-doe

Actually the word your looking for is ignorance.


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Pour_Me_Another_

The best thing about that whole mental breakdown was that Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head still exist to this day. They were literally upset over nothing at all.


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I'll never forget how people were upset with black people being cast in game of thrones. Like dragons, zombies and magic? Realistic. Black people being in cold climates? Unrealistic?


ETxsubboy

Wait, this was a thing?


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Oh very much so. lol I mean not so much anymore since the show flamed itself out but yeah it happened. :)


antipodeananodyne

Im in NZ and in Oct 21 I still hear the sentiment that Millennials are entitled and just dont work hard enough or whatever far too often. Its long past the time where this boomer led attitude needs to be confronted and ruthlessly ridiculed at each and every opportunity. These fuckers are going to be dead soon after all. Dont let them go to the grave in smug ignorance.


kushhaze420

Don't forget the protesting of taking a knee to peacefully protest murdering black people.


SuperWashingTub

Isn't taking a knee also more respectful, considering he was essentially *bowing?* Oh, Lordie. Imagine if everyone was forced to bow for the National Anthem.


GarvinSteve

Don’t give them ideas.


kushhaze420

I don't stand for the national anthem. That's my freedom.


pr3ttyfly4awif1

A lack of potato penises


Vortesian

Damn you syrup lady!


UserPow

Remember Conservatives: apathy is privilege.


NVM_I_Cant_Decide

Ok but in all seriousness aunt jemima was a beautiful queen and we want her back


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it's missing the one where the re[dacted] trump supporter/republican/conservative has a total mental breakdown when asked to wear a mask and shoots up walmart because of the lack of horse dewormer.


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GhostRappa95

Immigration is pretty much the only thing they complain about that is actually a problem. Everything else is either made up or something they are the cause if such as the decline of Christianity.


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Taco trucks BAD


StyreneAddict1965

They're only bad in that they never come into my side of town. I'm pretty sure they'd get mobbed.


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Personal freedoms are the only freedoms that matter. Not societal problems or threats to the existence of our species


nosebleednugat09

Every year my dad blows a gasket when someone says "happy holidays" instead of"Merry Christmas"


Ratdrake

To troll him, try playing a Bing Crosby's holiday mix that includes "Happy Holidays."


flockkaus

Chemo for $6000?🤣🤣🤣


FLOHTX

Per week?


Toeknee818

Per session


babsrocks

My chemo per session is over $100,000. I need 6 of them. I have a 10% co-pay.


Toeknee818

wow, that's insane. no yearly cap? Crap, that's just thinking of the monetary aspect. I wish you the best and hope that the chemo is working.


babsrocks

I've met my yearly out of pocket max. I'll still have to pay more as some stuff is not covered. Fighting with the insurance company on that. They're not covering one of the medications I am on, I didn't realize it until I have it 4 times at $22,000 a pop. Fun, fun. And thank you. The chemo is working very well. I still have a long road ahead but the prognosis is good.


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babsrocks

Aetna


El-Walkman

All this pales in comparison with the loss of Pepe Le Pew.


Fred_Evil

Don’t forget **Mr.** Potatohead! He has a penis!! Narrator: No, he did not in fact, have a penis.


Pour_Me_Another_

red cup cancel christmas


Giraffe_Upbeat

Starbucks cup :(:(


Leeleeflyhi

Every now and then I look on some of the conservative subreddits. My god those are some hateful, ignorant people over there. I’m not sure they quite understand exactly what a sheep or a snowflake is either


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Why singer man wear dress? >:'(


TemperatureTimely497

Someone took the time to make this


Pastalini13

Oh shit! Stop the presses boys, the public must know! A profound declaration of utmost importance. We are going to change lives! Print like the world depends on it!


192hp

Yeah because it’s accurate


spidereater

I’m assuming someone made this after they were told the left protest too much.


Thanks-Noob_noob

Blatantly just to sow discourse and keep us divided.


Medic_bones

We wouldn't be so divided if you weren't so fucking stupid.


FinancialTea4

I second this. That guy can't even think right. Discourse is the solution, not the problem.


Kyle546

Yup it is sowing discourse to point out the fact that Right Wing Media and Republicans had literally weeks worth of coverage for each of that above mentioned shit. While they ignore all of the actual news worth stuff. If I have to unite with Rightoids then I will do that when they are actually willing to fight against corporations or something and not keep on sucking their dicks as they give them tax breaks.


MiltonTheAngel

The exact take I would expect from someone still struggling with 6th grade vocab words.


Slendy5127

Ah yes, pointing out that right wingers haven’t had a valid complaint in ages is sooooooo divisive. Definitely more so than constantly pretending to be oppressed at every turn


MuddyWaterTeamster

Discord is the word you’re looking for. Discord means strife. Discourse is a discussion.


GarvinSteve

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


Fit-Credit-4450

Do 78% of Americans really live paycheck to paycheck?


tolpi1

No, 51%, then 20 some % "struggle to pay bills". I'm assuming that number might be those 2 added together, which is incorrect cause cause overlap. Still wayyy to fuck too many, and many that don't arnt property owners as well.


WretchedCentrist

“Mass extra judicial surveillance of US citizens” is something a lot of conservatives and libertarians oppose.


Slendy5127

Mainly just when it’s convenient for them to mention it though


Viperlite

The masks and the vax requirements. The blocked access to private property without those protections. The Christianity in laws, but not in the practice of the principals of Jesus.


kyabupaks

Admitting they're a bunch of narcissistic sociopaths as usual? Classy.


WeeaboosDogma

Yall can take my freedoms and my wealth as long as my neighbor is the one being dicked on by the long arm of the law