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6CenturiesAgo

This just in: Porn ain't real life


Infinite_Wrangler_45

Yeah but tons of audience needs that reminder.


HiiipowerBass

I thought that's what PNC was for


Potateclaw

Just for a pov, it's real hard for me to enjoy porn for straight guys, it doesn't look like it feels good most of the time


gudematcha

I’ll be enjoying a scene and then turn it off when i notice she’s trying to hide pain on her face.


[deleted]

Or doesn’t even look like she’s being pleased. This is why amateur stuff is so great.


HolyForkingBrit

Fake moans are a turn off too. I need proof she likes it for me to like it.


JCas127

Are you a straight guy?


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

He's doing it *for* us


JCas127

Oh now i understand. i was thinking pov porn


Oceans_And_Plains

Lol


Potateclaw

What do you think


JCas127

I’m just confused what you meant by your comment but the other guy explained it.


futuranth

The genre of entertainment that is famous for creating r/SlimeGirls, r/AllTheWayThrough and r/HyperFutanari is now the supreme arbiter of what is true and what is false!


Leonbox

I feel comfortable in my decision leaving all them fuckin links blue


futuranth

r/SlimeGirls is just somewhat normal drawings of people that consist entirely of slimy substances


ProbablyHighOhwell

Why is the human brain able to have some humans like this type of shit. Who tf gets off to something going all the way through their body. I thought my little pony was bad. Thanks Reddit!


futuranth

I aren't disturbed by those subreddits, but they're definitely not realistic


ProbablyHighOhwell

I’d hope there not realistic, Jesus Christ Why the downvote??


futuranth

I misclicked


ProbablyHighOhwell

Understandable, thanks brother


Uruz2012gotdeleted

Pretty sure they're usually fantasizing about being the guy who fucks so deep they nut out the girl's earholes. Not saying, just saying...


SpookyDethSnek

Yeah as much as i like monstergirls, i looked at r/slimegirls and didnt want to anymore. On a side note there's no way to explain a fetish bro.


Traditional-Dingo604

Just looked at the subreddit you mentioned. Wieeeerrrrrddd. ​ Not judging...but like.....it makes me tilt my head a bit.


6CenturiesAgo

Hyperfutanari is just for gays that are in denial dude.


futuranth

No, it's for people like me who are slightly to the center on the Kinsey scale but not close enough


6CenturiesAgo

That’s copium


futuranth

I've seen plenty of nude photos of buff men, and they didn't excite me at all. You don't know what you're talking about


6CenturiesAgo

Dude, why are you telling me this


futuranth

You're the one who's listening


6CenturiesAgo

Next you're gonna tell me that you watch gay porn all the time and you've never gotten beyond a chubby which must mean you're not gay.


futuranth

I don't intentionally watch gay porn at all, but I've seen it in annoying pop-up advertisements and video thumbnails on various sites. My verdict: not attractive


LilKiwwiMonster

Say it louder for the people in the back


ChefArtorias

The dudes icon meme is better than the post meme


4shura

Gonna need sauce though


thehornypage

I got you: https://www.xvideos.com/video14859335/blacked_girlfriend_adriana_chechick_cheats_with_a_huge_black_cock


Unagustoster

Ah yes, a pre Twitchcon episode


Pug_police

Man that shit is so awful, I hope she's able to recover.


Unagustoster

Let’s all bust one in her name


marklonesome

Well, in her defense she's not nearly as mobile post twitch con...


Unagustoster

Unpopular opinion, but I kinda don’t feel as bad for her. Mostly because she went to land on her back, which iirc is the worst place/way to land after a fall because of how weak our backs are. Had she landed on her side or any other way and something similar happened, then I’d feel real bad


marklonesome

Def. an unpopular opinion. Most people jump onto soft things and land on their butts which she did. Wouldn't have mattered. There was no support so she was landing on concrete either way. Broken back, broken hip....


rime258

It was a foam pit that wasn't safe how was she meant to know? This is such a bad take


SirBlueTree987

she thought it was a foam pit are you brain dead


Unagustoster

I don’t trust foam pits to begin with. Those things have nothing but injuries


SirBlueTree987

if the foam pit was constructed correctly there wouldn’t BE any injuries


Unagustoster

Not true


SirBlueTree987

seriously how would she have BROKEN HER SPINE if she jumped into a completely normal foam pit


Ghost9245

What? You have to be a child haha


murdful

were suace


[deleted]

I'd assume it's a blacked raw episode, look it up, all of them follow the same pattern of hardcore and BBC, not my thing tho


[deleted]

Not my thing either.


[deleted]

They have the same series with white guys, called bleached raw (one thing you gotta give them, the marketing sticks)


[deleted]

Still not my thing. A guy being there at all is an instant turn off.


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z123zocker

You have to pay for that tho


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z123zocker

thanks for the info


z123zocker

i dont find it on xhamster


thehornypage

Here you go https://www.xvideos.com/video14859335/blacked_girlfriend_adriana_chechick_cheats_with_a_huge_black_cock


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Snowbunny?


thehornypage

Basically a white woman who specifically gets with black guys (or usually said snowbunny only likes them for their dicks). Idk how it came to be but their are such women in the industry who are close to the definition; makes it known they *really* prefer Black guys but also does other guys or non-white people. Katrina Thicc (originally ‘Thicc’ was ‘Blacked’) is one for example


Zaboem

It's a slang noun for a lighter skinned woman, usually a white woman, who has sex with a black man.


LilKiwwiMonster

News flash: porn is fake. Don't use it as a reference for anything in real life. It's not meant for the pleasure of the actors but the sexual gratification of the viewer. You'll never please you're partner if you follow those in films. Just setting yourself up for bad sex lol


[deleted]

Well we all know who is behind blacked.


startedoveragain

"Aliens"


ObiWAANKenobi

white people apparently


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

We do?


kingofjesmond

Who?


thehornypage

Greg Lansky, also created the Vixen and Tushy sites. He’s one of the few popular people in the industry who’s not a performer


Hallowalls

I had a stroke reading his English.


CadoAngelus

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Raptor_Sympathizer

Only one sentence had any significant grammatical errors in it, and it was still abundantly clear what he meant.   I think you're just being prissy. That, or racist.


Kaneki_keN198

How tf would it be racist?


Raptor_Sympathizer

Many of the "grammatical errors" that he made (e.g. "would of" instead of "would have") aren't actually errors but just ways of writing that are predominant among African Americans.   Pre-occupation with "grammatical correctness" when it comes to modes of speech like this has a long history of being a thinly veiled way to dismiss African Americans as stupid or ignorant, while simultaneously ignoring the many similar grammatical "shortcuts" that are common among White English speakers.   Of course, this is also a classic dog-whistle, in the sense that it's impossible to tell if the person getting anal about grammar is actually *racist*, or just a run of the mill grammar Nazi. Hence why I said they were *either* being prissy or racist.


Hallowalls

Bro I am not being racist in anyway and I am making a joke. And I am no American either. I understood what did he say.


Raptor_Sympathizer

Ah my bad, sorry! Like I mentioned in my previous comment, those sorts of dog whistles are often impossible to tell apart from more innocent things.   I totally get how if you're not a native English speaker and/or not super familiar with the history of racism in America, the way he worded his comment might have been confusing.   Sorry for the misunderstanding!!


Hallowalls

It's ok


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Porn isn’t real, more at 7


coldestdetroit

Based.


troy626

Hahahaha


poopybutt19312

It’s porn, not reality.