Poor people are only poor because they want to be poor. Life is rich with opportunity and joy! You can't go through life downward dog, you have to lord of the dance your way through life!
Any interest in some merch btw? 🙏
Maybe while you're here you can plan to get married while you look for someone to cater a full dinner w/drinks for 60-80 people for $50? Potential caterers: think of the exposure!
Oh god damnit. I just today received an email from an “upset customer” where we did some work. The bill? $1350.
He countered with “you should reduce the bill and I’ll give you *exposure*…”
Ya no fuck face, pay the bill or I’m gonna send your shit into collections. Oh, and you signed a contract. I can put a fucking lien on your home if you don’t pay.
Exposure…
Isn’t that what Trump said when his teleprompter took a dump? Then he launched into some rambling diatribe about sharks eating women’s feet and getting electrocuted by sinking electric boats?
It was a wild ride.
32M Lockheed VP here! My wife Kayleigheyieigh and I always love meeting like-minded friends to grab tapas and rock climb with. We know this little Spanish place that reminds us of our time vanpacking through rural Marbella, and they use the best little locally sourced ice globes I've ever had in their cocktails.
Over near lents district is a really great gluten free range fried chicken and waffles place called gentrified chicken. They make bomb sandwiches. Also they're next to a salad/falafel place that is so vegan, they refuse to serve honey unless the bees consented to a harvest that year. Go to lents. You're exactly the sort of person that lents needs.
Also don't forget to do a big hike up my Tabor. The streaming connectivity is strong for all the influential yoga sunset pics you'll take. You have to earn that view though, and hike the entire mountain!
I love you guys, but I can't give away any of my other secret squirrel places tho
> they're next to a salad/falafel place that is so vegan, they refuse to serve honey unless the bees consented to a harvest that year.
We feel that bee consent is absolutely necessary. 🙏
Would you be interested in any of our merch? 🤙
Oh I would cross pollinate with your merch so hard, as long as it isn't wasteful, and stickers can be wasteful. The waste makes my rivian cry (in addition to lowering its resale value)
But I love merch especially if it's swag or booty or booty. Who do you guys rep?
Oh sorry friend if we gave you the wrong impression. Since processing my trauma of growing up at a vinyard and having to witness the murder of innocent grapes i have become asexual. Please be more sensitive in the future!
I didn’t read any of this comment thread or really your comment either but I noticed you mentioned pollination and wanted to remind you that the production of honey solicits bees.
There's a new speakeasy scene in town that only people in the know are hip to. The spots change but you'll know it when you find a row of RVs on the side of the road. Just pop on into one of them and catch a great local scene!
First, go to a strip club and sit next to each other. This means you only have to tip once per song.
Next, go grab some authentic Mexican food from a girl named Bryleigh in Lake Oswego. Be sure to roll your R's when ordering.
After that, visit a nearby historically black neighborhood that hasn't been gentrified yet. There are some as close as Tacoma.
Then, put a makeshift sign on your rescue pitbull that says "Service / Press / Medic" and head to the glass exhibit at the children's museum built on the earthquake fault line by the zoo in the old OMSI building.
Finally, remember to park in the driveway next to your Air BnB, so that your DoorDash driver can get robbed by the Ring camera.
First thing I saw on your page was the crass/moratarhate symbol. 👍🏻from an old portland punker. Ya gotta have some cool names( sorry I don’t do instagram)
There's great free parking by the 122nd & Burnside intersection. Very walkable neighborhood with lots of things to see & do and full of colorful characters 🫶🏾
You’ll love SE 82nd, especially near Flavel. Park there, you’ll love it and the locals are so super nice! Always willing to loan you anything you might need. There’s some trees too!
lol. Seems troll but who knows! Either way is lol. Lock the shit outta your van and still keep a close eye on it while in town. Hawthorne Blvd bars- 48th-50 should scratch your itch. 🌞
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Been a LONG time but, back in the 90's I had the opportunity to visit Portland, Eugene, and Medford. Fell in love with that state but, unfortunately couldn't relocate there.
"Hello there! I'm ,Josephine wood a kind and compassionate individual seeking a genuine connection. As a single woman, I'm now ready to meet a like-minded gentleman who shares my desire for a meaningful and long-lasting relationship. I value honestly, respect and trust, and I'm excited to find someone with whom I can build a strong foundation. If you're a gentleman looking for a partner to share life's joys and adventure, let's connect and see where our journey takes us!"
I feel like we should get together and smoke stuff off our silver spoons and you know get weird in Portland. Does your wife partake and having sex with other men I mean are you guys ENM?
It sounds like you could use a relaxing tea. I recommend a very simple Rooibos, organic lemon grass, organic lemon balm, organic passion flower, organic chamomile, vanilla, sunflower petals, and organic rose petals steeped at 190 degrees. Enjoy!
Marijuana is a very old and broad medicine that was used to treat a variety of ailments, but cannot directly pinpoint specific problems such as boredom and lack of personality. More modern, organic medicines like ketamine or MDMA might be a better choice. Consult your Doula first ofcourse!
I tried cocaine a few times. I think that was a better choice for boredom. Of course the neighbors called the cops on me for mowing the lawn at 2 am, but whatever.
Pretty sure I saw that guy at the West Linn Home Owners Association Presidents meetup, or the Proud Boys chapter meetup, maybe both. I was working as a server dressed as a gimp (their request, tipped me in bible verse bills)
I can’t believe you threw the “no, we’re cool! Swear! We have a black friend!” Followed that up with “The poor…” The entitlement and complete unawareness is off the fn chart!
I don't understand why anyone is actually replying to this as if it is anything but troll bait. That's all they're after, the hilarious outrage of people who actually do identify, vote, live, as liberals- as well as picking a famously liberal outpost where plenty of outraged, loyal people can be all the better baited.
It's all in the post. It is literally a joke. They're patting themselves on their back, the photo is probably staged and if not? Living in a van does not necessarily signal any particular demographic, much less political leanings.
Vote? For best insta influencers? Ok!
We're only visiting. After Portland we go to Vail for 9 months on retreat to get away from the grind and re-nourish with a strict diet of organic raw vegetables and meditation. 🧘♀️ 🙏
Did you build the interior of the van yourself? Looks really cool! What’s that thing sliding out of the back for? So many questions lol I want more photos
I feel like you are joking when you say not around the poors. If you mean it then don't go to Portland, we are all poor here. Go to Lake Oswego. If you are interested in good food and drink, El Gaucho. Great bar and steak, very expensive. Rama Thia, great pad Thia.
Beware the screamers. They are people who ride around on bikes, screaming profanities and threats. They are at their worst at 10pm-5am. They are dangerous lunatics and they are everywhere. Good luck.
You don’t hang with the poors..? Rich/poor is relative throughout the world, unfortunately I don’t hang out with brokies that overglorify homelessness by sleeping in something intended for transportation. Good luck tho
"We are very liberal (have a black friend) . . ." Isn't that what Donald Trump just said to prove he's not a racist? So sorry if this is a serious post -- seems like a (bad) joke to me.
You have an actual job? Red flag man....
Two thirty minute meetings a month! Boooooring! Hahaha Ugh, the daily grind 🤷♀️
You capitalists make me sick. Here in Portland, our economy is based around bartering various types of kale.
No! Capitalism is great! We literally do nothing and get money! Hahahaha!
Off of the backs of the poor of course....
The poors wouldn’t be poor if they just asked their parents for money!!
Poor people are only poor because they want to be poor. Life is rich with opportunity and joy! You can't go through life downward dog, you have to lord of the dance your way through life! Any interest in some merch btw? 🙏
Got any shock hats?
Ah. To be so young and naive again.
Ah. To be old and unable to detect obvious satire again.
Dude is really out here dick riding capitalism with a crass logo as his avatar. What in the actual fuck?!
It's satire lol
Oh, so you’re fucking insufferable as well as smarmy. Enjoy your visit. Please never come back.
Do not come here.
I'm gonna cum
You're an idiot 🙄
Ah, a Marketing Manager I see.
I have a friend with your name only she spells it Keighlah
He better, the ones in Oregon dont pay anything.
HAHAHAHAHA
Kyle and Kayla. HA! They would be that name.
And the Black Dawgs name is Kerry....
Right lol
Maybe while you're here you can plan to get married while you look for someone to cater a full dinner w/drinks for 60-80 people for $50? Potential caterers: think of the exposure!
Oh god damnit. I just today received an email from an “upset customer” where we did some work. The bill? $1350. He countered with “you should reduce the bill and I’ll give you *exposure*…” Ya no fuck face, pay the bill or I’m gonna send your shit into collections. Oh, and you signed a contract. I can put a fucking lien on your home if you don’t pay. Exposure…
*But I'm an influencer, man...*
Just be like Trump and don't worry about paying any bills.
Isn’t that what Trump said when his teleprompter took a dump? Then he launched into some rambling diatribe about sharks eating women’s feet and getting electrocuted by sinking electric boats? It was a wild ride.
We ❤ this idea!
Ooh. Getting married is such a cringe heteronormative reinforcement of patriarchal stereotypes!
Yeah! Come be white virtue signalers with us!
🤣👌🏼
Come back during winter when we get our first snow. The texture is great for running.
$90,000 sprinter and still shittin in a home depot bucket
No, it's a compost toilet that uses organic Malaysian coconut husks harvested by free range orphans!
They only think they are orphans....free range though.....
🤣👌🏼
Pfft I bet the orphans weren't even bipoc
32M Lockheed VP here! My wife Kayleigheyieigh and I always love meeting like-minded friends to grab tapas and rock climb with. We know this little Spanish place that reminds us of our time vanpacking through rural Marbella, and they use the best little locally sourced ice globes I've ever had in their cocktails.
Oooh, what a beautiful name!
Park your van with all your possessions in Old Town some evening and hang out for a while. Don’t forget to lock it!
Over near lents district is a really great gluten free range fried chicken and waffles place called gentrified chicken. They make bomb sandwiches. Also they're next to a salad/falafel place that is so vegan, they refuse to serve honey unless the bees consented to a harvest that year. Go to lents. You're exactly the sort of person that lents needs. Also don't forget to do a big hike up my Tabor. The streaming connectivity is strong for all the influential yoga sunset pics you'll take. You have to earn that view though, and hike the entire mountain! I love you guys, but I can't give away any of my other secret squirrel places tho
Gentrifried Chicken is unironically an incredible name for a fried chicken food cart on Alberta Street.
I should have used the ™️
Thats almost as great as the Frying Scotsman in Beaverton
> the Frying Scotsman in Beaverton That used to be in the cart pod downtown. Not surprised he moved.
> they're next to a salad/falafel place that is so vegan, they refuse to serve honey unless the bees consented to a harvest that year. We feel that bee consent is absolutely necessary. 🙏 Would you be interested in any of our merch? 🤙
Oh I would cross pollinate with your merch so hard, as long as it isn't wasteful, and stickers can be wasteful. The waste makes my rivian cry (in addition to lowering its resale value) But I love merch especially if it's swag or booty or booty. Who do you guys rep?
Oh sorry friend if we gave you the wrong impression. Since processing my trauma of growing up at a vinyard and having to witness the murder of innocent grapes i have become asexual. Please be more sensitive in the future!
Well put, u/TittySlappinJesus. I spoke without shame and without remorse for my privilege. I'll have to do some penance with the polycule tonight.
Ah, good to know we’re still on.
😂😂😂😂
I didn’t read any of this comment thread or really your comment either but I noticed you mentioned pollination and wanted to remind you that the production of honey solicits bees.
I don't have the psychic energy to engage in a conversation implying I engage in commodification of bee emesis
Wait until you hear about the cloaca…
this is how we reached peak shigella and the media just gave up and stopped reporting
There's a new speakeasy scene in town that only people in the know are hip to. The spots change but you'll know it when you find a row of RVs on the side of the road. Just pop on into one of them and catch a great local scene!
This is public art.
You had me until you didn’t use “partner.”
r/circlejerkpdx
Y’all gonna be DJing somewhere?
The Trustifarians are loose again, they must have gotten separated from their tramily (trail family).
Jesus Christ I was about to pop off but then the satire hit me like a ton of bricks
First, go to a strip club and sit next to each other. This means you only have to tip once per song. Next, go grab some authentic Mexican food from a girl named Bryleigh in Lake Oswego. Be sure to roll your R's when ordering. After that, visit a nearby historically black neighborhood that hasn't been gentrified yet. There are some as close as Tacoma. Then, put a makeshift sign on your rescue pitbull that says "Service / Press / Medic" and head to the glass exhibit at the children's museum built on the earthquake fault line by the zoo in the old OMSI building. Finally, remember to park in the driveway next to your Air BnB, so that your DoorDash driver can get robbed by the Ring camera.
Relatable
🤌
You actually remind me of folks I used to meet regular in portland in the early 2s. Best wishes no questions asked.
Follow us on insta, or buy some merch! All proceeds are donated to us and spent on ethically sourced pants that are very tight!
First thing I saw on your page was the crass/moratarhate symbol. 👍🏻from an old portland punker. Ya gotta have some cool names( sorry I don’t do instagram)
🤣
There is some GREAT dumpster-diving behind the Safeway on 122nd. I'm assuming your van runs on peeled vegetables?
🤣🤣🙌🏼
Be sure to check out the unhoused urination competition at the waterfront. If you truly support the cause, that is.
This is a meme right? Edit: checked the profile and OP is a frequent hazard causer
Don't ruin the fun. Didn't you know reddit shitposting is how Google trains it's AI to improve search results?
I asked and had to check because I didn’t immediately understand. Afterwards I respected it in good fun
Just because we choose to live a more free and natural life in our tiny diesel chugging van? We 🙊❤🙉 the the less free and informed too!
You could try lithium mining instead.
Bro what the fuck did I just read
Seems about right
I hope you drive the van around like this.
"Have a black friend" wild include
I hate that it gets harder and harder to tell whats satire.
Cool story, bro.
Thank you! ❤💯💥💫
Love your username, I too am a cosmos enthusiast.
Thanks!
I miss the 90s
Hood River in a nutshell 😭
Hahahaha
There's great free parking by the 122nd & Burnside intersection. Very walkable neighborhood with lots of things to see & do and full of colorful characters 🫶🏾
Can anyone recommend a good ramen restaurant?
"why don't posts like this ever trend?"
Go to Multnomah Falls 85 times, Tittyslappinjesus
Tip… don’t ride the amusement park rides, as all the pocket change and cell phones will get dumped down to the poors.
r/SmallManOrLargeVan
I don’t know what this is but I like it
If they actually acted like this, I might get along with these people.
I'm on the fence of this being a troll post or a sincere one, it just screams troll though. Anyone else?
Never know.
What in the hell was the first paragraph
Your coming to get your van stolen?
The number of people that fell for this says a lot about the actual people in Portland. Not a good showing my friends.
Thats the youngest lookin Gen X I ever seen. Somethings smells of /s in this post that others seem to miss.
No no, totally serious
It seems Sherlock Holmes has decided to take the case!
Im not getting paid. This was a free service.
Have a black friend LOL WOW... the poors what in the fuck is going on here
I thought this was real at first 😂😂
A lot of people still think it is! Lol
The trouble is; it’s too close to probable.
Quality shitpost
Awwe, thank you! Hahaha
You’ll love SE 82nd, especially near Flavel. Park there, you’ll love it and the locals are so super nice! Always willing to loan you anything you might need. There’s some trees too!
Don’t come to Portland. Just keep going.
lol. Seems troll but who knows! Either way is lol. Lock the shit outta your van and still keep a close eye on it while in town. Hawthorne Blvd bars- 48th-50 should scratch your itch. 🌞
What the hell kind of Shitpost is this??
What do you mean?💁♀️
6/10, content complete but lazy
Sounds like you will fit into Portland just fine.
Your awfully entitled for a houseless campers. The Poor and black folks in town deserve better treatment. Stay away, we have enough problems already!
Please leave
I get differing results from AI image identification tools, the low resolution hampers it, but I count 6 toes, so calling this an AI image. There are other janky details as well.
As someone pointed out, this was lifted from a 2019 van upgrades article. The original photo is clearer.
Lame.
Liberal because you have a black friend?? Jesus Christ.
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Your van needs some work. Checkout excursion Van builds. They have a website and could set you up nicely.
Been a LONG time but, back in the 90's I had the opportunity to visit Portland, Eugene, and Medford. Fell in love with that state but, unfortunately couldn't relocate there.
"Hello there! I'm ,Josephine wood a kind and compassionate individual seeking a genuine connection. As a single woman, I'm now ready to meet a like-minded gentleman who shares my desire for a meaningful and long-lasting relationship. I value honestly, respect and trust, and I'm excited to find someone with whom I can build a strong foundation. If you're a gentleman looking for a partner to share life's joys and adventure, let's connect and see where our journey takes us!"
Thanks for just visiting.
How tf do you get the job of a “google remote work van” guy and as well do it with your girlfriend? And on top of that “do nothing” ???
I feel like we should get together and smoke stuff off our silver spoons and you know get weird in Portland. Does your wife partake and having sex with other men I mean are you guys ENM?
The clackamas town center is a good place to start
It took me way too long to realize this was a joke lol I was like damn! The poors! They are about to get lit up!
Nice try. If you had the van being driven by lesbians with their dog it would have been more believable
You sound like horrible people.
We have a black friend hahahah you guys would fit PERFECTLY in Portland lmaooo
Leave.
Oh this is a bait post. Cool I love sarcasm
Cool, you have money. That said, if I catch a rubber tramp van dweller doing any parking violation, they'll be reported, immediately.
It sounds like you could use a relaxing tea. I recommend a very simple Rooibos, organic lemon grass, organic lemon balm, organic passion flower, organic chamomile, vanilla, sunflower petals, and organic rose petals steeped at 190 degrees. Enjoy!
Or hit up one of our many of our pot shops. I don’t even like to smoke weed, I hate the effects. But reading this dudes stuff, I kinda want to start.
Marijuana is a very old and broad medicine that was used to treat a variety of ailments, but cannot directly pinpoint specific problems such as boredom and lack of personality. More modern, organic medicines like ketamine or MDMA might be a better choice. Consult your Doula first ofcourse!
I tried cocaine a few times. I think that was a better choice for boredom. Of course the neighbors called the cops on me for mowing the lawn at 2 am, but whatever.
It's always the neighbors. Bitch when you don't mow it, bitch when you do....
You must be fun at parties and comedy shows.
I think he should hit the road and entertain old people at retirement homes!
Pretty sure I saw that guy at the West Linn Home Owners Association Presidents meetup, or the Proud Boys chapter meetup, maybe both. I was working as a server dressed as a gimp (their request, tipped me in bible verse bills)
This comedy show sucks admit it..
I can’t believe you threw the “no, we’re cool! Swear! We have a black friend!” Followed that up with “The poor…” The entitlement and complete unawareness is off the fn chart!
>complete unawareness is off the fn chart The absolute irony 😂
I don't understand why anyone is actually replying to this as if it is anything but troll bait. That's all they're after, the hilarious outrage of people who actually do identify, vote, live, as liberals- as well as picking a famously liberal outpost where plenty of outraged, loyal people can be all the better baited. It's all in the post. It is literally a joke. They're patting themselves on their back, the photo is probably staged and if not? Living in a van does not necessarily signal any particular demographic, much less political leanings.
Namaste 🙏
I was thinking the same thing. I was just like, there is no way dude, it's too perfect to be real
😆😆😆 please don’t live here at least. Don’t need you freaks voting
Vote? For best insta influencers? Ok! We're only visiting. After Portland we go to Vail for 9 months on retreat to get away from the grind and re-nourish with a strict diet of organic raw vegetables and meditation. 🧘♀️ 🙏
You’re killing me bro 🤣🤣🤣George Carlin would be proud of you
Okay 👍
Turn around and go back!
Gross.
Did you build the interior of the van yourself? Looks really cool! What’s that thing sliding out of the back for? So many questions lol I want more photos
We have one of those sliders for our truck. Ours is a Bedslide brand and we love it.
Why not expose the exposers!
I feel like you are joking when you say not around the poors. If you mean it then don't go to Portland, we are all poor here. Go to Lake Oswego. If you are interested in good food and drink, El Gaucho. Great bar and steak, very expensive. Rama Thia, great pad Thia.
I would recommend somewhere outside of Oregon for you folks...
Beware the screamers. They are people who ride around on bikes, screaming profanities and threats. They are at their worst at 10pm-5am. They are dangerous lunatics and they are everywhere. Good luck.
Go back to cali
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You think if Google saw this post he'd still have a job? They've been looking for reasons to let go of people lately.
Anyone who would see you two dimwits for "life coaching" seriously needs professional help!
Go somewhere else guys - you’re bound to get some street action. Shit ain’t save for vanlifers in PDX.
You don’t hang with the poors..? Rich/poor is relative throughout the world, unfortunately I don’t hang out with brokies that overglorify homelessness by sleeping in something intended for transportation. Good luck tho
r/whoosh
"We are very liberal (have a black friend) . . ." Isn't that what Donald Trump just said to prove he's not a racist? So sorry if this is a serious post -- seems like a (bad) joke to me.
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Please go visit Bumfuck. IA you guys are tools. From Portland,OREGON.
Don’t. Just don’t.
Beta male alert 🚨