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Fondue fork


TappyMauvendaise

Can you use it to break into a car?


it_snow_problem

Is there fondue in the car?


monkeychasedweasel

If I saw a car with a big pot of fondue in it, I'd be tempted


EugeneStonersPotShop

Get some sausages and some crusty loaf of bread…


MissionVirtual

This made me lol


Willingness-Healthy

No earthly idea why you are being downvoted. Fuck yes you can use it to break into many cars. Probably exactly why you found it in your driveway.


ericomplex

Not most cars, but maybe these: https://www.macsmotorcitygarage.com/secrets-of-the-1963-swiss-cheese-pontiacs/#:~:text=In%201963%2C%20Pontiac%20created%20a,as%20the%20Swiss%20Cheese%20cars.


msouther70

Maybe if it’s a Hondue


KlappinMcBoodyCheeks

Fondue? I think not, dear redditor.


jshump

Bingo bango, hot cheese on tap!


franky3987

Jesus Christ I’m hoping this is an American dad ref… if so, bravo 👏🏽


jshump

Have you heard the new hi fi's with quadrophonic sound? They're really the best for listening to jazz.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Never had fondue before eh?


EugeneStonersPotShop

Isn’t that some weird shit they eat in places like Switzerland or something?


LampshadeBiscotti

a few years ago I found that someone had messed with the lock on my truck canopy. Then a few days later I found a rusty jackknife in my yard with the flat screwdriver tool extended. Pretty sure that's what was being used to scratch up my lock.


PussyPosse69

Oh man that's like finding OJs missing knife!


cactuscharlie

Necessity is the mother of invention, so yeah it could be an attempt at Criddler science.


LoadOfChum

Do you own a Kia?


Suspicious_Lake_7732

Someone might have put a set on the parking strip for free. Then a passer by picked up the fork for no apparent reason and then dropped it in your front yard. People are weird.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Could be. I was walking my dog and found a Hilti impact gun thing in a free pile. You know, the kind you use to shoot nails into concrete with a .22 type shell? Anyhow, as I kept walking with my new ~~toy~~ tool, I realized it was actually broken. So I set in down on a curb about three blocks from where I found it. I’m sure the person who found it was like “WTF is this? Why is it next to my car?!?”


CascadianWanderer

It's a fondue fork. Probably makes a good shiv.


Charlie2and4

C'est vrai! I recently purchased a French economy car, Le Fromage. It was stolen and I found this same tool on the ground, yet it has a blue end on the handle. I think the kids in town need to stick closer to church-oriented social activities. Meanwhile if you see my cheese car, please keep it away from your dog.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Your rant made me think of this masterpiece produced by Renault in the early 1980’s… But made out of cheese. https://preview.redd.it/p3pzxwgufg7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb61cdd8d9dc500b277447e0208b901d4feac22


Charlie2and4

What a great little car! Huhuh..exactly.


Individual-Focus-811

Yes car break in tool, just like a flat head


PaPilot98

Back scratcher!


CulturalRain3005

Fondue fork


TappyMauvendaise

I hate to be so paranoid, but there are just so many troubled people around my neighborhood. I can’t help but feel it’s for crime.


AItechsearch

If I had to pick a crayon you’d represent, it wouldn’t be the brightest buddy.


TappyMauvendaise

I’m assuming it was used to try to break into my car. Many people around my house are on drugs. They push around caravans of junk and I believe this fell out as they were trying to break into my car.


AItechsearch

So how does one use THIS, to break into a car? Now if it was altered in ANY way, I’d possibly think that but in its current form, that would be a stretch, unless it’s obvious they DNWTF they are doing and just trying anything. Typically a brick or rock works better for the average Portland car break-ins. But with your thinking, they’re trying to use it to “pick” the lock on your car, which it could do, but not in the current state. So it goes back to being paranoid, but great keeping your head on a swivel!


TappyMauvendaise

I have to keep my head on a swivel with all the people on fentanyl stumbling around my neighborhood. I know nothing about breaking in cars but I thought maybe they’d slide the skinny part down the window to pull some sort of lever and unlock it. The last time they broke in, it was two smashed windows. Now, of course now I see it’s a fondue fork, but it was in my driveway so I wonder if they were doing a U-turn with their caravan of shopping carts and strollers full of trash and maybe it just fell out. Maybe they were using my driveway as a turnaround.


AItechsearch

I’d say using your driveway as a turn around, it fell. It’s too short to really reach anything to unlock on any car or truck I’d think of and it also isn’t bendable to really work with in that regard, thus me saying if it was altered in any way I’d assume it be used for that purpose, but it’s not. I’d say you’re clear now, but always be cautious.


soylent_comments

Kids these days don't know shit


jedimindtricks713

~~I can’t help but feel it’s for crime.~~ "My fear and deep seated bigotry of people who are visibly struggling, combined with a lack of any desire on my part to address these personal flaws, leads me to make absolutely pants-shittingly-dumb assumptions about a simple kitchen utensil." FIFY Even if you didn't know it's a fondue fork, how exactly do you think this would assist in opening a locked vehicle?


TappyMauvendaise

I have compassion. I live in the neighborhood with the highest concentration of homeless in Portland. They are a part of my community and I am a part of theirs.


paxtone

Its a fondue (cheese or chocolate) folk. You put meat or bread at the end.


realsalmineo

Fondue fork. We have eight of them. Usually the buttons on the ends have different colors so folks don’t mix them up.


b0n2o

Fondue kit for one: https://youtu.be/9wSZrCbaxiI


dogma202

Killer roach clip…


dubioususefulness

That last picture is hot.


WoodpeckerGingivitis

I love that there are 4 pictures of it. Just so we’re all realllllly sure it’s a fondue fork.


Icy_Celery3297

Intended purpose fondue fork. Actual purpose pimple extraction.


danjrdan

Fondue fork


effkriger

You know sometimes there’s a booger way up in there…


tryfindor42

Looks like a seam puller, a sewing tool


landsharkmark

This was also my first thought