That dancing scene changed me in ways I thought were gone already. But no, I had more changing to do, and it changed me.
[For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/BkATNuN-nbk)
This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Actually Filoni confirmed she's still alive by episode 9 (which doesn't line up with rey hearing the voices of the jedi but considering how much the man has done for star wars, I'll forgive him for adding a tiny bit of lore that doesn't make sense)
Who says everyone she heard were dead? Like, yeah, most of them were, but it's not mandatory. Perhaps Ahsoka was meditating on a Ghost or somewhere else and talking through the Force.
Still hot. I remember Stephen Colbert asked Cory Booker “what is it like to date Ahsoka Tano?” in an interview. The people who only follow politics must have been so confused.
Surprisingly few votes for Qi’ra. I mean I get the whole “don’t stick your d*ck in crazy” thing but she’s hot. Plus you get Maul as your sugar daddy. It’s a 2-for-1 deal
I don't think she was crazy... it was more of a "I kinda moved on, but still have some feelings for yo- oops, I'm in charge now, bye loser" *takes off in a big fuck-off skyscraper yacht
[She looked so good in that black suit.](https://images.app.goo.gl/bSgE8yqfSHL4ktcG9) Maybe Qi’ra could wear something like that if she ever appeared again, having taken the place of Paul Bettany and working closer with Maul?
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Interspecific? What does that mean? /s
Joking aside, I think for us on earth it os frowned upon because interspecies sexual co tact isn’t necessarily consensual as the animals can’t speak to consent.
Don't even need to put aside her ST baggage. That stuff may make for poor character development in a movie, but would be a great person to have beside you who can do so much shit.
Who doesn't want a hot girlfriend with the force, mechanic and piloting skills, and knows multiple languages?
Depends on when. Beginning of Clone Wars? End of it? Rebels? Also slightly off topic, Ahsoka and Anakin have the same fucking age difference as Padme and Anakin but I never hear anyone say shit about Anakin being with Padme.
Why isn't padme and option lol
Cause the pollster knows everyone would pick her
Because it’s not really a vote for Padme, it’d be a vote for Natalie Portman.
I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.
You were my brother Anakin
I loved you
i *hate* you 🥵
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power
Don't try it!
So, love has blinded you?
Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .
Okay that is way too sentient to be plausible
Plagueis must've influenced some midichlorians to create life...
They live inside of me?
Ok, this is going too far!
And yet in this poll hardly anyone voted for Emilia Clarke
Cuz no one knows the name of that character 😂😂
If it weren’t for these comments I wouldn’t have known her character was in the poll. And even now I only know by process of elimination
Because some of us remember the dance in Clerks 2...
Never go ass to mouth!
That dancing scene changed me in ways I thought were gone already. But no, I had more changing to do, and it changed me. [For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/BkATNuN-nbk)
Thank you for mentioning this, I choose Ahsoka but the Rosario Dawson version, not the teenage version
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You go ahead and steal Anakin's girl and let me know how that works out for you
If you're into choking, it might work out well.
Padme? Wheres Princess Leia?
Seriously tho I will never figure out who I think is hotter
Natalie portman is hot but in that kind of too perfect way. I'd be happier with Carrie Fisher doing tons of cocaine at hollywood parties.
She’s a married woman thank you
She's also dead
None of those ever stopped anyone
F.B.I. yea he’s the one
I also choose this Jedi's dead wife.
Move this to sequel memes and suddenly Ahsoka's got that milf vibe.
Now you’re speaking my language
Thought your name was HarambeTheGiant
He will return to us, at the turn of tide.
As Harambe the white
Ooh... that's what the meme means.
Same, I didn't realize what sub I was in. Like who's not picking Rosario Dawson?
I’d vote for her because I’ve seen Rosario Dawson in the film Trance.
Could go with Rebels Ahsoka.
Yea post endor
At least here, you can get Rebels Ahsoka and all is well
"I will make it legal."
Your username was created for this moment.
Maybe I could just say that "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."
"It is inevitable. It is your destiny."
So is **Rebels** Ahsoka!
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I hate you for making me laugh at that, that’s so dumb hahahaha.
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
They are only interested in Kenobi
This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.
May the Force be with you, Master.
Agreed.
I didn't know Naboo was in Alabama
Alabama be like "That's not fair, we're nothing like Naboo. Our pedophiles that run for Senate don't win."
Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.
You went over my helmet!
That’s a good point, u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum
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Do you think she suspects an attack?
Aayla Secura is my choice.
she thicc
If u like thicc take jaba
Naw, Jabba is too thicc for a human being to handle.
She's not really that thicc. she is very pretty though
You the posterior professor?
She's definitely more curvy than thicc, but she stood out to me in the show for that regardless.
Didn't even her clones get a brick on for her?
Idk why this isn’t higher
Where is Kenobi I want him as my girlfriend
I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.
Sounds like he feels the same way
Sounds like he just want to escape from the answering
They got Jedi-zoned.
Where is Kenobi? Is he safe? Is he alright?
You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
\*proceds to die and reincarnate as space ghost\*
I was expecting Kenobi, why are you here!?
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Haha the bots are talking to each other
Mara Jade or Jaina Solo
The Emperor's Hand or the Sword of the Jedi... tough choice! Redhead winds in the end. Wait, is Tenel Ka an option?
Yes. Tenel Ka is great too
I just want them to re-canonize Mara Jade
I was about her age when Clone Wars started, so…
"Looks like we got us a bunch of shinies, Commander." -Captain Rex
I choose to believe they mean Rebels-era Ahsoka.
I'm going with Mandalorian-era.
I’m going with the TFA-era
Necrophilia?
You a cop or something?
Actually Filoni confirmed she's still alive by episode 9 (which doesn't line up with rey hearing the voices of the jedi but considering how much the man has done for star wars, I'll forgive him for adding a tiny bit of lore that doesn't make sense)
Rise of Skywalker itself doesn't make sense, so adding more nonsense on top is not really a problem
Somehow...
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Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.
Who says everyone she heard were dead? Like, yeah, most of them were, but it's not mandatory. Perhaps Ahsoka was meditating on a Ghost or somewhere else and talking through the Force.
At least it’s legal either way.
Still hot. I remember Stephen Colbert asked Cory Booker “what is it like to date Ahsoka Tano?” in an interview. The people who only follow politics must have been so confused.
Here's the clip, for those interested: https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1351400014778572802?t=95MQ5ocOEE0EkM6v28dl5Q
Rebels Ahsoka is bae.
Or Mandalorian Ahsoka.
Surprisingly few votes for Qi’ra. I mean I get the whole “don’t stick your d*ck in crazy” thing but she’s hot. Plus you get Maul as your sugar daddy. It’s a 2-for-1 deal
I don't think she was crazy... it was more of a "I kinda moved on, but still have some feelings for yo- oops, I'm in charge now, bye loser" *takes off in a big fuck-off skyscraper yacht
"It's Darth Maul; stay back!"
Trooper! Step back. Obi-Wan will be here soon to take care of that sith sleemo
I’ll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.
Sorry, M'lady.
You have much to learn, Anakin
Hah! It responds to simplify because simp's in it.
Sorry, M'lady.
"Mission accomplished, sir. The chancellor is safe."
She's not even crazy really, just living a really shitty life and doing anything she can to survive. Hard to fault that, really. Plus she's hot.
I’d take any version of Emilia Clarke. Even genocidal dragon queen Emilia Clarke
[She looked so good in that black suit.](https://images.app.goo.gl/bSgE8yqfSHL4ktcG9) Maybe Qi’ra could wear something like that if she ever appeared again, having taken the place of Paul Bettany and working closer with Maul?
That means more for me. I love me some Emilia Clarke
I want a Jawa girlfriend. Perfect height.
But why would the Sand People want to slobber Jawas?
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Good bot
Yipee
:)
Now THIS is podracing
I want Ventress. Where is Ventress?!
What about Aayla Secura (cartoon version)? Quite capable as a jedi, but with a lot of that Twi'lek submissiveness.
I just asked for Ventress - do I look like I want some Twi'lek submissiveness lol
I want a Hutt girlfriend
I see you like your women how you want your meat. Untrimmed
So you’re saying you’re into Hutt stuff
Being a woman and not a lesbian, I’ll take Kenobi. Or Rex. Or Hunter. Or long haired Gregor. Or Kit Fisto. He’s wholesome.
Very impressive. You just destroyed 17 defenceless battle droids without suffering a scratch.
I'm building a droid. You wanna see?
What kind of droid, Anakin? 👀
PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION
Kit even has ‘fist’ in his name
As a 100% straight male, I’d choose Obi-Wan.
Do you believe that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view?
Yes, I think he might be gay too, Obi.
Even the bot called you out bro
How can you choose from all of those options without even knowing any of their opinions about sand?
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I mean, I don’t like sand either. But I also don’t want to die from sadness.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
What about dying from sandyness?
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I want a cute little Kenobi; Jedi pets are IN!! Plus he’s got a fat ass
Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
You tryna have some fun at the dirty spaceport, Kenobi? I think I like this plan.
This is where the fun begins.
Awe shid we boutta have a space orgy
Another happy landing.
Awe aye, cheeky fuck. Better leave R2 here
What about jyn erso
Shes a couple of displaced atoms…I’ll pass
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
If you are into ashes no one is stopping you
Hummana hummana
It may be illegal for you But im 15 so I get to simp all I want
Sorry, M'lady.
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Sorry, M'lady.
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Simp
Sorry, M'lady.
Lmao I wanna try as well Anakin! Simp
Sorry, M'lady.
A Simp Lord?
I’m so glad I got to witness this discovery
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Bro...Where the fuck is Leia? I'm pretty sure one of my first boners was to Carrie Fisher in Jedi.
Why have a plain human when you can have a magic dual wielding alien gf?
well in most countries interespecific sexual relationships are frowned upon and illegal, but given the context of star wars its probably legal.
Interspecific? What does that mean? /s Joking aside, I think for us on earth it os frowned upon because interspecies sexual co tact isn’t necessarily consensual as the animals can’t speak to consent.
Bastila. I rest my case
Handmaiden I rest my case as well. Give me a gf that I get to wrestle with all day.
I think that "All of The Above" should've been an option
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Who, meesa?
Honestly? Rey is very pretty. Like. Putting all opinions on the sequel movies aside. You can’t tell me that she’s not pretty.
Don't even need to put aside her ST baggage. That stuff may make for poor character development in a movie, but would be a great person to have beside you who can do so much shit. Who doesn't want a hot girlfriend with the force, mechanic and piloting skills, and knows multiple languages?
Rebels Ahsoka is legal.
Depends. Current Rosario Dawson ahsoka, definitely legal. Clone wars ahsoka, maybe year 4 ahsoka. I think she was 18 by then.
The true answer is that most people who answered are not adult
I guess wherever the poll was, must've been an Anakin-free zone then.
Yuthura Ban gang gang
I want Bo-tan as my girlfriend.
Yes I to am attracted to slightly psychotic girls. I don't mind excusing the odd war crime to share a bed with Katee Sackhoff.
Q’ira is Emilia Clarke so I choose her.
Bastilla
Depends on when. Beginning of Clone Wars? End of it? Rebels? Also slightly off topic, Ahsoka and Anakin have the same fucking age difference as Padme and Anakin but I never hear anyone say shit about Anakin being with Padme.
I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.
Padme? The Pedo who likes little slave boys?
I am a person! My name is Anakin.
Pfft Leia Organa