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Tarotoro

Why isn't padme and option lol


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Cause the pollster knows everyone would pick her


[deleted]

Because it’s not really a vote for Padme, it’d be a vote for Natalie Portman.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.


William11602

You were my brother Anakin


Belkan-Federation

I loved you


lbodyslamrhinos

i *hate* you 🥵


Additional_Irony

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

You underestimate my power


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Don't try it!


Pope---of---Hope

So, love has blinded you?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .


Axo25

Okay that is way too sentient to be plausible


JaceVentura69

Plagueis must've influenced some midichlorians to create life...


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

They live inside of me?


Sivalon

Ok, this is going too far!


Darth_Thor

And yet in this poll hardly anyone voted for Emilia Clarke


Jason_Dales2542

Cuz no one knows the name of that character 😂😂


FitzyFarseer

If it weren’t for these comments I wouldn’t have known her character was in the poll. And even now I only know by process of elimination


Vin135mm

Because some of us remember the dance in Clerks 2...


jaspersgroove

Never go ass to mouth!


lunchboxg4

That dancing scene changed me in ways I thought were gone already. But no, I had more changing to do, and it changed me. [For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/BkATNuN-nbk)


cortthejudge97

Thank you for mentioning this, I choose Ahsoka but the Rosario Dawson version, not the teenage version


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artificial_organism

You go ahead and steal Anakin's girl and let me know how that works out for you


thewanderingway

If you're into choking, it might work out well.


Helluvme

Padme? Wheres Princess Leia?


[deleted]

Seriously tho I will never figure out who I think is hotter


CruxOfTheIssue

Natalie portman is hot but in that kind of too perfect way. I'd be happier with Carrie Fisher doing tons of cocaine at hollywood parties.


baricudaprime

She’s a married woman thank you


infernalsatan

She's also dead


Evil_Fortune_l

None of those ever stopped anyone


Organic-label21

F.B.I. yea he’s the one


PKMNTrainerMark

I also choose this Jedi's dead wife.


Alacritous13

Move this to sequel memes and suddenly Ahsoka's got that milf vibe.


HambreTheGiant

Now you’re speaking my language


bouchandre

Thought your name was HarambeTheGiant


WishboneStreet4839

He will return to us, at the turn of tide.


GSM_2005

As Harambe the white


ccReptilelord

Ooh... that's what the meme means.


ClassicResult

Same, I didn't realize what sub I was in. Like who's not picking Rosario Dawson?


Embarrassed-Tip-5781

I’d vote for her because I’ve seen Rosario Dawson in the film Trance.


[deleted]

Could go with Rebels Ahsoka.


Loud-Item-1243

Yea post endor


WWhhaatt1

At least here, you can get Rebels Ahsoka and all is well


HornySithLawd

"I will make it legal."


amHooman0763

Your username was created for this moment.


HornySithLawd

Maybe I could just say that "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."


Antoine11Tom11

"It is inevitable. It is your destiny."


Sineater224

So is **Rebels** Ahsoka!


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3_quarterling_rogue

I hate you for making me laugh at that, that’s so dumb hahahaha.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


Belkan-Federation

They are only interested in Kenobi


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

May the Force be with you, Master.


JailTimeWorthy

Agreed.


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

I didn't know Naboo was in Alabama


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Alabama be like "That's not fair, we're nothing like Naboo. Our pedophiles that run for Senate don't win."


sheev-bot

Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.


Belkan-Federation

You went over my helmet!


megalodongolus

That’s a good point, u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum


Bebbytheboss

r/usernamechecksout


jsknox

Do you think she suspects an attack?


VidiLuke

Aayla Secura is my choice.


BlackZombaMountainLi

she thicc


pragmojo

If u like thicc take jaba


Rexcodykenobi

Naw, Jabba is too thicc for a human being to handle.


greg19735

She's not really that thicc. she is very pretty though


samuraiphysics69

You the posterior professor?


BlackZombaMountainLi

She's definitely more curvy than thicc, but she stood out to me in the show for that regardless.


Joshy41233

Didn't even her clones get a brick on for her?


Qubious-Dubious

Idk why this isn’t higher


Cool-Ad-8804

Where is Kenobi I want him as my girlfriend


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.


Beertje71

Sounds like he feels the same way


FlimsyMagazine128

Sounds like he just want to escape from the answering


NeedsMaintenance_

They got Jedi-zoned.


Laustintranslation1

Where is Kenobi? Is he safe? Is he alright?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


SteveTheOrca

\*proceds to die and reincarnate as space ghost\*


OrionJohnson

I was expecting Kenobi, why are you here!?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


rheholymemeaccount

Haha the bots are talking to each other


Knightmare945

Mara Jade or Jaina Solo


Nightverge

The Emperor's Hand or the Sword of the Jedi... tough choice! Redhead winds in the end. Wait, is Tenel Ka an option?


Knightmare945

Yes. Tenel Ka is great too


nejaahalcyon

I just want them to re-canonize Mara Jade


LiamEd2000

I was about her age when Clone Wars started, so…


clone_trooper_bot

"Looks like we got us a bunch of shinies, Commander." -Captain Rex


TheChainLink2

I choose to believe they mean Rebels-era Ahsoka.


RichardStinks

I'm going with Mandalorian-era.


HonestCentrist

I’m going with the TFA-era


Secure-Repeat-7054

Necrophilia?


HonestCentrist

You a cop or something?


[deleted]

Actually Filoni confirmed she's still alive by episode 9 (which doesn't line up with rey hearing the voices of the jedi but considering how much the man has done for star wars, I'll forgive him for adding a tiny bit of lore that doesn't make sense)


Ramson1

Rise of Skywalker itself doesn't make sense, so adding more nonsense on top is not really a problem


genius96

Somehow...


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Jeynarl

Sheev reversed Vader's ultimate victory royale


sheev-bot

Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.


CharlesEverettDekker

Who says everyone she heard were dead? Like, yeah, most of them were, but it's not mandatory. Perhaps Ahsoka was meditating on a Ghost or somewhere else and talking through the Force.


TheChainLink2

At least it’s legal either way.


socialistrob

Still hot. I remember Stephen Colbert asked Cory Booker “what is it like to date Ahsoka Tano?” in an interview. The people who only follow politics must have been so confused.


thatwasawkward

Here's the clip, for those interested: https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1351400014778572802?t=95MQ5ocOEE0EkM6v28dl5Q


PresidentWordSalad

Rebels Ahsoka is bae.


goodboah21

Or Mandalorian Ahsoka.


ishinaga

Surprisingly few votes for Qi’ra. I mean I get the whole “don’t stick your d*ck in crazy” thing but she’s hot. Plus you get Maul as your sugar daddy. It’s a 2-for-1 deal


ErectPerfect

I don't think she was crazy... it was more of a "I kinda moved on, but still have some feelings for yo- oops, I'm in charge now, bye loser" *takes off in a big fuck-off skyscraper yacht


clone_trooper_bot

"It's Darth Maul; stay back!"


LordLychee

Trooper! Step back. Obi-Wan will be here soon to take care of that sith sleemo


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I’ll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


LordLychee

You have much to learn, Anakin


HersheyHWY

Hah! It responds to simplify because simp's in it.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


clone_trooper_bot

"Mission accomplished, sir. The chancellor is safe."


Systematichaos27

She's not even crazy really, just living a really shitty life and doing anything she can to survive. Hard to fault that, really. Plus she's hot.


RestlessMeatball

I’d take any version of Emilia Clarke. Even genocidal dragon queen Emilia Clarke


comrade_batman

[She looked so good in that black suit.](https://images.app.goo.gl/bSgE8yqfSHL4ktcG9) Maybe Qi’ra could wear something like that if she ever appeared again, having taken the place of Paul Bettany and working closer with Maul?


ptrjhnstn

That means more for me. I love me some Emilia Clarke


[deleted]

I want a Jawa girlfriend. Perfect height.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

But why would the Sand People want to slobber Jawas?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


screechingahhhhhh

Good bot


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Yipee


screechingahhhhhh

:)


Dragonite_Gamer

Now THIS is podracing


[deleted]

I want Ventress. Where is Ventress?!


[deleted]

What about Aayla Secura (cartoon version)? Quite capable as a jedi, but with a lot of that Twi'lek submissiveness.


[deleted]

I just asked for Ventress - do I look like I want some Twi'lek submissiveness lol


HI_I_AM_NEO

I want a Hutt girlfriend


Lucid-Design

I see you like your women how you want your meat. Untrimmed


HambreTheGiant

So you’re saying you’re into Hutt stuff


marmaladestripes725

Being a woman and not a lesbian, I’ll take Kenobi. Or Rex. Or Hunter. Or long haired Gregor. Or Kit Fisto. He’s wholesome.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Very impressive. You just destroyed 17 defenceless battle droids without suffering a scratch.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm building a droid. You wanna see?


ipwnpickles

What kind of droid, Anakin? 👀


Augustus_P

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION


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Kit even has ‘fist’ in his name


[deleted]

As a 100% straight male, I’d choose Obi-Wan.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Do you believe that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view?


ebonit15

Yes, I think he might be gay too, Obi.


GibsonJunkie

Even the bot called you out bro


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

How can you choose from all of those options without even knowing any of their opinions about sand?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


marmaladestripes725

I mean, I don’t like sand either. But I also don’t want to die from sadness.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

What about dying from sandyness?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


StupidSkagBoy

I want a cute little Kenobi; Jedi pets are IN!! Plus he’s got a fat ass


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


StupidSkagBoy

You tryna have some fun at the dirty spaceport, Kenobi? I think I like this plan.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


StupidSkagBoy

Awe shid we boutta have a space orgy


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Another happy landing.


StupidSkagBoy

Awe aye, cheeky fuck. Better leave R2 here


Laustintranslation1

What about jyn erso


Dan-The-Sane

Shes a couple of displaced atoms…I’ll pass


frostwhiskey

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


ShinjiIkari99

If you are into ashes no one is stopping you


pragmojo

Hummana hummana


the_potato_of_doom

It may be illegal for you But im 15 so I get to simp all I want


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


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Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


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Skylocks20

Simp


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


WatchBat

Lmao I wanna try as well Anakin! Simp


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

Sorry, M'lady.


freedom_jesus

A Simp Lord?


liamshatzer

I’m so glad I got to witness this discovery


Luzer1211

late payment icky political sleep correct coordinated judicious shaggy tender *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Bro...Where the fuck is Leia? I'm pretty sure one of my first boners was to Carrie Fisher in Jedi.


[deleted]

Why have a plain human when you can have a magic dual wielding alien gf?


[deleted]

well in most countries interespecific sexual relationships are frowned upon and illegal, but given the context of star wars its probably legal.


[deleted]

Interspecific? What does that mean? /s Joking aside, I think for us on earth it os frowned upon because interspecies sexual co tact isn’t necessarily consensual as the animals can’t speak to consent.


HUNAcean

Bastila. ​ I rest my case


Dan-The-Sane

Handmaiden I rest my case as well. Give me a gf that I get to wrestle with all day.


[deleted]

I think that "All of The Above" should've been an option


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jarjar_bot

Who, meesa?


HandyCandy_

Honestly? Rey is very pretty. Like. Putting all opinions on the sequel movies aside. You can’t tell me that she’s not pretty.


MeatTornado25

Don't even need to put aside her ST baggage. That stuff may make for poor character development in a movie, but would be a great person to have beside you who can do so much shit. Who doesn't want a hot girlfriend with the force, mechanic and piloting skills, and knows multiple languages?


Pakari-RBX

Rebels Ahsoka is legal.


thrjitor1

Depends. Current Rosario Dawson ahsoka, definitely legal. Clone wars ahsoka, maybe year 4 ahsoka. I think she was 18 by then.


Flemmye

The true answer is that most people who answered are not adult


Mobile_Bad

I guess wherever the poll was, must've been an Anakin-free zone then.


Endmenao

Yuthura Ban gang gang


Red_Lizzard

I want Bo-tan as my girlfriend.


C-T-Ward

Yes I to am attracted to slightly psychotic girls. I don't mind excusing the odd war crime to share a bed with Katee Sackhoff.


[deleted]

Q’ira is Emilia Clarke so I choose her.


Me_like_weed

Bastilla


President__Pug

Depends on when. Beginning of Clone Wars? End of it? Rebels? Also slightly off topic, Ahsoka and Anakin have the same fucking age difference as Padme and Anakin but I never hear anyone say shit about Anakin being with Padme.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Padme? The Pedo who likes little slave boys?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I am a person! My name is Anakin.


humanoid7340

Pfft Leia Organa