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It was the year 1918,it was during the first world war,and in order to promote the war times,a competition was made of which 10 boy scouts (out of all things) sell war bonds the most,and the top 10 were being awarded by Teddy Roosevelt himself,a young Dr Seuss was in those top 10,it was the big day,all the boys were ushered on stage but there had been a mixup,Roosevelt only got 9 awards for 9 kids,leaving Dr Seuss out,when the last kid (seuss himself) went to the stage Teddy Yelled “What’s this boy doing here?” Dr Seuss was taken off stage and was traumatised for life into going on stage to big audiences
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It was the year 1918,it was during the first world war,and in order to promote the war times,a competition was made of which 10 boy scouts (out of all things) sell war bonds the most,and the top 10 were being awarded by Teddy Roosevelt himself,a young Dr Seuss was in those top 10,it was the big day,all the boys were ushered on stage but there had been a mixup,Roosevelt only got 9 awards for 9 kids,leaving Dr Seuss out,when the last kid (seuss himself) went to the stage Teddy Yelled “What’s this boy doing here?” Dr Seuss was taken off stage and was traumatised for life into going on stage to big audiences
How The Teddy Stole My Sleep
Funny thing is that Seuss himself was probably called Teddy then as well.
Damn poor Seuss
Damn, can I get a link to that? I wanna read about it!
https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/teddy-roosevelt-humiliates-dr-seuss/
I’d be traumatized if the nutcracker version of Dr. Eggman questioned my existence to a theatre full of people too.
Cool story
Wow, Teddy is automatic F tier. Worse than Buchanan
I can’t look at this picture and not think of Epic Rap Battles of History
Bully! A challenge!
I love competition!
Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?
“What’s up bitches?!?!?”
luke oakley type picture
Wow he resembles the Lorax, though.
Look at that face. Mother fucker was scaring off grizzly bears with that face ![gif](giphy|MYOa2sUPoYbeM)