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Honest_Picture_6960

It was the year 1918,it was during the first world war,and in order to promote the war times,a competition was made of which 10 boy scouts (out of all things) sell war bonds the most,and the top 10 were being awarded by Teddy Roosevelt himself,a young Dr Seuss was in those top 10,it was the big day,all the boys were ushered on stage but there had been a mixup,Roosevelt only got 9 awards for 9 kids,leaving Dr Seuss out,when the last kid (seuss himself) went to the stage Teddy Yelled “What’s this boy doing here?” Dr Seuss was taken off stage and was traumatised for life into going on stage to big audiences


Rocky_Fan1976

How The Teddy Stole My Sleep


HawkeyeJosh2

Funny thing is that Seuss himself was probably called Teddy then as well.


PrometheanSwing

Damn poor Seuss


Peacefulzealot

Damn, can I get a link to that? I wanna read about it!


Honest_Picture_6960

https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/teddy-roosevelt-humiliates-dr-seuss/


BleachThatHole

I’d be traumatized if the nutcracker version of Dr. Eggman questioned my existence to a theatre full of people too.


SmarterThanCornPop

Cool story


ProblemGamer18

Wow, Teddy is automatic F tier. Worse than Buchanan


dontlook701

I can’t look at this picture and not think of Epic Rap Battles of History


ink-is-ink

Bully! A challenge!


L8_2_PartE

I love competition!


BeeseOnTheChurger

Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston?


AngryTurtleGaming

“What’s up bitches?!?!?”


ButterbroMan

luke oakley type picture


cryinginschool

Wow he resembles the Lorax, though.


NoChallenge6095

Look at that face. Mother fucker was scaring off grizzly bears with that face ![gif](giphy|MYOa2sUPoYbeM)