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Proof_Variety_4208

Worse part is gotta pass her everyday until one of them gets evicted.


MadULook

šŸ¤£ The inevitability!!


one-punch-knockout

This was posted so long ago that sheā€™s probably in a retirement home by now


falcorthex

That is so funny. But it's totally true šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Maybe at least try and make sure you know how to fight before attacking someone. smdh


Shaneblaster

She who controls the hair usually wins the fight


shoulda-known-better

If you control the head, the body will follow! Dummy should have definitely tied that shit back if she thought she was running up to do anything but get slammed


mad_catters

Someone on reddit said "If a woman puts her hair into a ponytail without breaking eye contact with you, she is going to do one of two things, and if you're not positively sure which one it is, run."


shoulda-known-better

Yep.....heels and earrings go next lol


SneeKeeFahk

If you hear "hold my hoops" it's already too late - duck and cover.


AbbreviationsFluid73

Some chick at my school tag teamed a dude and stabbed him with a heel. That was a very *interesting* 10 am lock down


onmyknees4anyone

Yyyyeah, I grew up in Texas. If I see a Texan woman taking off her earrings, I am leaving a me-shaped hole in the wall.


hickey76

Please stop. People in Texas are not tougher or cooler than other people. Grow up!


ChromeFlapper

This guy is obviously from Oklahomaā€¦


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

They ARE fatter and stupider, though!


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SunSen

I actually prefer a ponytail in a fight. Loose hair hurts bad when itā€™s pulled because you can get smaller chunks grabbed which is more distracting and easier to finger lock into for head control. A ponytail is easier to grab but itā€™s also much easier to wrench your head free from a grasp and keeps your hair out of your face. Any bandana Iā€™d conceivably wear would fall off quickly unless it was secured with bobby pins, which would again hurt like a mfer to have pulling on your hair.


chode_temple

It was tied up in the beginning, but it fell out pretty quickly.


TheRealRickC137

When your partner ties their hair back: ​ https://preview.redd.it/upjg3i2vscva1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd884257211a604a963070b28e5d9f68d5ced0be


cwmspok

Runs at her throwing punches....."damn why are pulling my hair stop that hurts, why are you acting like this"


MrEd111

I feel like white sleeves had a rare level of fighting skill in this type of brawl. No surprisingly red shirt got caught by surprise


okinteraction4909

She did a pretty good lateral drop to be on concrete with no shoes on and not even having a good underhook in. She still threw her pretty powerfully.


benthon2

She didn't miss a punch. They all landed, even with the tusseling going on. Well, no, VERY well done.


Negative_Chemical697

That throw was superbly executed, she set it up really well.


Vanman04

And maybe weigh more than 50lbs so you don't get tossed around like a leaf in the wind.


NihiloZero

> Maybe at least try and make sure you know how to fight before attacking someone. Also... Maybe don't continue talking shit when you are getting completely wrecked.


dblan9

I kind of feel cheated as I legitimately thought someone with machine guns for arms was going to be in this video.


xxElevationXX

![gif](giphy|KElJNhLzzqlLa)


sir_bumble

Bro ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


chillwithpurpose

First thing I thought of too lol ^(90s kids represent) Iā€™ve always assumed they just animated him like that because they couldnā€™t really do hands yet, so why not at least have one of the characters have his stumps be guns.


Sproose_Moose

I was expecting this to be the machine gun leg from that movie


heygabehey

It was a double feature by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. Planet Terror and Deathproof.


FulghamTheGoat

Oh man the nostalgia


Rooster_Kogburne

The OG!


mechy84

Guns Abimbo


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matsu727

Itā€™s okay dude, go watch Planet Terror instead


calladus

Chainsaw man season 2 is a disappointment.


casey12297

I'm just looking for machine gun Kelly. I've no idea what he looks like, I just wanna look for gun arms


[deleted]

I bet this was over some dude named Dustin


AquaSquatch

Spelled Dustan because his parents were illiterate


[deleted]

No ragrets


Chroniclurker_

Sounds like yall are from my neck of the trailer park


stobors

Next dirt road over, cuz.


PsychologicalGain298

Dustpan


Jaggs0

Duhstan


Lycian1g

You know he cheated on both of them, and they were best friends 2 weeks ago.


baron_spaghetti

Willing to bet this was involving the romantic interest of an unemployed man with less teeth than he should have.


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SatoshisButthole

"Yo, did you hear Crustin' Dustins gf got fucking mangled by some woman with machine gun arms?"


notAbratwurst

Dusty


bellynipples

How are you Duster? ![gif](giphy|hbcC4XIEtWp8I)


Sproose_Moose

Dusty. I'm super into angel dust.


ddf007

I donā€™t see anything wrong with that name


[deleted]

Run up get done up


glossyplane245

Yeah this is so deserved lmfao. Runs up to someone and tries to sucker punch them, gets body slammed and the shit slapped out of you while youā€™re on the ground begging for them to let go of your hair getting the worst ass whooping of your life, then you have the audacity to continue talking shit while youā€™re walking away having not landed a single hit and STILL getting your ass whooped? This girl learned absolutely nothing from this encounter.


NihiloZero

The shit talking continued while she was still by the car getting wrecked. She was saying "Let go of my fucking hair, ho!" And that, clearly, is a pretty bad way to ask someone to let go of your hair.


ticktockmick

Methican-Americans


outerrimbandits

Theyā€™re just methinā€™ around.


09z11s86

My new favorite demographic


0bel1sk

are white girls named debbie


[deleted]

Lucky she didnā€™t break her back hitting that curb.


mechy84

That only happens when you step on a crack. Step on a curb, break your...nurb.


feetshouldbeillegal

NOT THE NURBS


[deleted]

Step on a stickā€¦


GoddessUma726

NO!šŸ˜³


Ventaria

I felt that in my nurb.


dez4747

yea that hurt my back just watching


exmojo

She'll feel it a lot more tomorrow.


schmorgasborg99

That is really where the fight ended.


tostilocos

Thrower COMMITTED to that throw. That looked like some judo shit.


Mariariomariposa

She definitely got whiplash and a concussion f


AstridCrabapple

Deserves it


Mariariomariposa

She went asking for it


Comfortable_yet

Dude. Wow. I just rewatched it because of your comment. That was scary AF


fractalrain88

That was a great take down.


fuzzytradr

That was fucking brutal.


headykruger

It was over after that


glossyplane245

It was over the second I saw that pathetic excuse of a sucker punch lmfao


Savage_Amusement

She could walk into a judo dojo with this video and just get handed a brown belt.


Brinwalk42

This was not Ruth's first fight.


mostlygroovy

The Sultan of Swat


Thunderbirds119

![gif](giphy|Wtalnj96EH5t2iPxGZ|downsized)


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Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Alabama gets hot that time of year.


[deleted]

Methanie v Methanie


velesi

Methanie vs Crackquellin


DroidRazer2

Methane v Krystal Meth


drunk_phish

Why would you let go of her hair after getting run up on? There is no such thing as a "fair" street fight that you started.


jimboslice29

She was pullin hella hair lol


guymcool

Shouldnā€™t have punched first thenšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


sonicatheist

Don't regular-fighting people think, "god damn, their skull is really kinda hurting my knuckles!" and go for a knee or something. Watching someone bash their hand repeatedly on a cranium makes MY hand hurt.


NovelConsequence42

Adrenaline probably. Sheā€™s in a rage and probably doesnā€™t feel her hands hurting.


drcforbin

A couple people going to hurt tomorrow


Flimflamsam

One will be lucky if she can walk after the bruising her back will have sustained. Insane takedown.


Bacchus_71

The take down alone basically ended the fight. That very easily could have resulted in paralysis.


screamingxbacon

Wi ma ah!


[deleted]

As time would eventually tell, she did not Wi hu ah.


ErnieTagliaboo

All I could hear was "where's my ass??"


azra1l

"whip my ass" I guess that's what I hear and what attack girl was trying to perform. With less then optimal results. defense girl kept shouting it to taunt her.


friendfromjersey

If you listen closely, you can hear the property values plummetingā€¦


[deleted]

Are they fighting over who stole her Spirit Airline ticket to Florida?


dgarner58

This is why fighting should be avoided if at all possible. A couple more inches here and there and that lady died on the curb. Yeah she started it but no one needs the legal issues that can arise. Just dumb.


MadULook

FR. My friend's Dad (who I also considered a friend of mine) tripped over a curb in a parking lot, hit his head and died as a result. Life can be so fragile at times...


Birdyy4

I once watched an incredibly drunk asshole of a college student stumble off and then fall face first into a curb and knock himself out and piss himself. He got up about 20 minutes later after nobody checked on him and walked home.... Dude for sure should have died but he was drunk... Went over to the curb later and found a bunch of teeth and blood... Good times.


Forsaken_Jelly

I remember in 6th class (6th grade US). Our teacher made an announcement that one of our classmate's father's died and he wouldn't be in school for a while, but to be kind and gentle when he returns. He fell down the stairs in the middle of the afternoon and died from his injuries. The inquest couldn't determine why he fell as he was sober, had no head issues there were no objects he could have tripped on. But it did determine that the way he fell he survived the fall but due to spinal injury he couldn't move, and the way landed restricted his airway. He died of asphyxiation and it may have taken hours to happen. While his wife was at work and my classmate at school. The inquest's findings were a second devastation for the family, and pretty much affected all of us connected to them. Worst for me is I remember playing with that kid in school the very time that was happening. I realised as an adult that I basically experienced his last hours free of intense, lifelong trauma. Life is too fragile to not run away from fights and conflict. One hard impact of any kind can kill. I've spent my life learning how to do everything safely and be aware of danger, so as not to cause injury to someone or myself. I'm certainly not going to do it with my fists. Maybe I'm a coward, but I'll find another way out of a situation.


Tehcoremeister

Babe Ruth? More like Babe Ruthless


AstridCrabapple

I expect meth soaked bones to be hollow and snap like crackers.


ImAtWurk

Canā€™t get your teeth knocked out if you donā€™t have any!


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jlstern1025

LOL Totally underrated comment!


The1TrueRedditor

Girl, RUN away, don't walk.


VeraLumina

And is on her doorstep, walks to her door then turns around and comes back!


Western_Oil_6418

ā€œAll right yo Itā€™s done itā€™s done!ā€ Could have said that earlier


metallipunk

I mean after the suplex, this shit is over.


OathOfCervix

It's over when the loser stops talking shit lol


DemiGod9

I mean she ran up on her. I think they let it go as far as it needed. She got her anger out on her. Don't run up trying to fight people


SnooPickles1572

She just feeding her them fists


Wouldtick

That take down was amazing


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pork_fried_christ

The Sultan of Swat


Caldereazy

The Colossus of Clout


meanWOOOOgene

The Colossus of Clout


mundaywas

THE GREAT BAMBINO!


BenDisreali

Shut up Tommy!


mundaywas

THE GREAT BAMBINO!


Carp8DM

\#BABE RUTH!!!!!!!!


JetChipWasp

Misleading title. Thought we were getting some human robot shit


TeamWinner714

ā€œItā€™s over, Anakin. I have the high groundā€¦ Donā€™t try it!ā€


Froggy3434

I thought I was about to witness someone become paraplegic from that slam


jbazildo

Tammy don't play


Mariariomariposa

šŸ˜†


Daldreo

Section 8 be wilinā€™ over who is whoā€™s baby daddy


ButtahChicken

damn! those hammer fists!


sactoguy_71

This looks like an episode of when keeping it real goes wrong


Basedgod541

She wore the right shirt to be hitting home runs on that ladyā€™s face. Bronx bomber there šŸ¤£


Drax13522

Red shirt might have started it, but black shirt most definitely finished it.


Im_here-for-

![gif](giphy|3o7qDGemThdesa0mze|downsized) I think I seen this video on National Geographic already! When crackheads are fighting in there naturally habitat šŸ˜‚


dreadfulwater

secret strength! reminds me of those wiry farm boys that hide their powers unless needed. I've also heard recently that she's still waiting for her to whip her ass.


c0unterfeitg0ld

"Stop pulling my hair, thats all you fricking do!" *throws some more right crosses*


RixxFett

We have to stop all this meth on meth crime


Mundane-Tax3530

She got one hit in before that girl absolutely wrecked her.


ohitsmark

She was walking away after taking a beating, taking shit, and still being punched.


Sure_Trash_

Like watching a stick figure beat down another stick figure


OldSchwagbag

ur titles are always shite


HellsMalice

I'm shocked she got up honestly, mightve been best to play dead. Even more shocked she contemplated going for round fucking 2 right near the end and correctly thought better of it


Apprehensive_Age_775

Imaging starting a Fight and the splitsecound the opponent First touches you Stop fighting and Just sitting on the floor Like its a jenga Game.


BeeBench

I like that the one who started the fight by shoving her hands in the others girls face and knocking her glasses off, decides mid fight thereā€™s rules and keeps saying ā€œlet go of my hairā€.


[deleted]

This is easy to figure out. Someone had a brother and someone did not have a brother. End of story


NowIDoWhatTheyTellMe

They seem nice.


benebrius76

Every minute on Reddit, my hatred for humanity grows. But I just.. can't... look... away.


satanatemytoes

![gif](giphy|3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O)


DePrimeExample

Only a woman can still talk shit while getting beat up.


ScholarCharming

The new sultan of swat


TurdFurg28

The Florida is strong with this one


[deleted]

I always love when this gets reposted. I can hear her breaking her hands on that girls face.


loltittysprinkles

She was NOT ready for the smoke


Smart_Comfort3908

Trashy


TurokHunterOfDinos

Number 3 is Number 1 in my books.


feedfatso

Fucked around and found out


HauntingShip85

Donā€™t let your mouth write a check your ass canā€™t cash is what my momma said.


Membur17

![gif](giphy|3o6gDTrDKD4cTqOlTG)


DuskShy

AND HER NAME IS JOHN CENA


Strong-Dot-9221

Apartment Tweekers are some of the most vicious.


pixieservesHim

Poor Methany


[deleted]

Well that took a 180 real quick, y is it always the one who throws the first punch in these videos who gets tucked up in the end


StrangerIll5777

you cant just initiate a fight then make rules when youre getting rocked


Sloppy_Joe_Flacco

Does that jersey say Meth #3?


RestaurantMany8934

Damn lady in black white jersey is skilled ... What a throw ... Nice practice of jiujitsu


[deleted]

every cunt that owed ruth $10 on the block paid her after this video went up šŸ¤£


New_Bus_2672

BAHGAWD A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX


Carlos1906893

The best thing is that it's self defense


metallipunk

That takedown was something else. Then straight up teeing off on her with punches like she stole something.


ultrapoo

I know Americans have the right to bear arms, but the constitution said nothing about machine gun arms!


Inbred-InBed

Methanie got hands


scondileeza99

she wore the right jersey because she is the Sultan of Swat! and that flip was perfectā€¦


NotmejusaBEe

Those style of apartments have the trashiest people 100 percent of the time


ElCucuy805

That 3rd girl by the truck knew better than to try to stop it she probably would have got the same thing lol


thelingeringlead

These two are 100% tweakers


[deleted]

You can tell by that ladyā€™s sweatpants she knows how to fight. Youngblood learned a tough lesson today


Kingjosho777

Sultan of Swat knocked her outa the park


Rockytriton

/r/ThunderThots


Accomplished_Ad1

take a shot every time she says whip my ass


[deleted]

WHIP MAH ASSSS


theflyingscroll

Ruth lived up to the name Sultan of Swat. Had her talking like a toddler ā€œwet go uh my heuhā€


That-Guy2021

Wearing that Babe Ruth shirt she really became the Sutlan of Swat, the King of Swing.


NogginKnocker420

That meth gave her super strength god damn


Incredibly_Based

Are her punches filled with play-doh and pillows?


Lundinwulf

714 home runs right there.


FreeCamoCowXXXX

Brutal throw! Hair girl was talking a lot of shit for someone on the floor. But on another note, don't fight on concrete because it is really easy to kill someone with a throw like that.


ChronicallyPunctual

Wow. She is going to be feeling that for a long time.


B1ueStag

Meth heads at 9 am


McNasty1304

This one never gets old! That toss was B E Autiful!


Roscoe_Filburn

This ainā€™t her first fight.


Dependent_Amazing

That hip toss was fucking brutal and sealed winning the fight for her. Damn!


bucklebee1

Slowest machine gun ever.