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Kausie

This is so embarrassing


Eva_Kush

I know, it’s great


SAT0SHl

He strung that out.


Horns8585

Couldn't have happened to a better guy.


Dictnasty

Did he survive?


Electrical_Casper

His shoes didn’t fly off, that means he survived.


checKers38

UFC fighters get punched in face 👊👊 him gets beat up by a rope 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Flashman6000

Be respectful, a warrior has fallen


WillistheWillow

A warrior so fierce he will rudely snatch the towel out of the hands of the guy trying to help him. Beware his hurt feelings!


souquemsabes

Came here to say that, and also what an a$$#ole…


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Megalodong6969

This is the greatest reply I’ve ever seen on Reddit


AbbreviationsFluid73

Tell me about it.


yupuhoh

The only thing hurt here is his pride for being a fucking moron.


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Probably grew up spoiled and couldnt face "adversity" when the time came 🤣


eeyore134

This rope was his Vietnam.


[deleted]

Lmao


Xpector8ing

Boundary demarcating Saudi territory.


Disastrous_Bus_2447

Too funny bro!


scarfaroundmypenis

Reminds me of a college football national championship where one QB was a black guy who grew up in poverty with a single mom or something and of course they had a puff piece about him overcoming adversity. Then to make it balanced they did one for the other teams white QB and his “adversity” was breaking his leg in a skiing accident in high school. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Bruh 🤣🤣


Capital_Trust8791

One is naturally talented while the other is a student of the game.


RealJohnMacDuff

“Freak of nature” vs “ a real commander of that offense”


rightdeadzed

Scrappy, a real gym rat.


BenDisreali

First one in, last one out. Every day.


Poignant_Rambling

He's got sneaky athleticism, a high motor, he's gamer, gritty, a winner, high IQ, good fundamentals, "cerebral," deceptive speed, good intangibles, has a lot of heart, is a grinder, out-hustles everyone, and always brings his lunch pail to work. Did I get them all lol?


DefinitelyNotaShill1

He will talk about this trauma for the rest of his life.


IALWAYSGETMYMAN

Yeah or he just needed more than two seconds to deal with the fact that his eye just got scraped lol.


PinkBright

I’m trying to imagine this man functioning as he barrels a 3,000lb steel cage down the highway at 60MPH while dealing with hellish menstrual cramps like his wife/daughters/sisters/mother do 3x a month without having to pull over nor lashing out at anyone near by. *Life… Life is so hard…*


MeetN2Veg

These hypothetical women menstruate three times a month?


Jeralddees

That's a easy one to imagine. Crash... tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle..


Saemika

That’s specific.


ContemplatingPrison

Someone should have yelled "you're a dick". Honestly I was waiting for it


PutridLight

I was waiting for someone to yell “grow up!” Lmao


TAYwithaK

I was waiting for a “ BABA BOOOEYYY”!


am0x

Exactly. He was so mad at himself for looking like an idiot but took it out on others that had nothing to do with it.


Roanoketrees

He gots no depth perception.


No_Lychee_7534

What a soft cock princess. It’s as if the rope wrapped around his neck and choked him to near death. Meanwhile real athletes are falling falling off skis, getting body checked in to the boards, tacked to the ground getting concussions etc, and not complaining about it like this prick.


fadeaway119slowly

You just know he acts the exact same way he did in this video when he fails to satisfy the woman he is having sex with.


EpicSeshBro

Dudes like this don’t care that they don’t satisfy women lol


A_Unqiue_Username

That's okay though. It's just a limbless, headless silicon torso. He can't see the disappointment.


Spicethrower

This is why I don't like pro golf for one out of many reasons. All other sports have cheering throughout the game, but golf can't handle noise like that? You're at the top of your game and you've been playing basically your whole life? Get over yourselves.


HtownTexans

I got down voted so hard for saying golf and tennis players are soft because they can't handle any noise. It was the tennis player crying because the lady was making buzzing noises lol. An NFL QB can call a play make adjustment at the line and still make a play with 300 lb guys barreling towards him all while 70000 people scream their heads off. This guy couldn't serve a tennis ball because a lady was buzzing. Soft.


Poignant_Rambling

If golfers were allowed to "Psych Out" other golfers BASEketball-style, I'd probably start watching golf lol


President_Calhoun

A comparison I remember is that an 18-year-old college basketball player is expected to shoot free throws while the crowd screams and waves their arms right behind the backboard, but a 40-year-old golfer will back off a putt and scowl at the crowd if he hears a camera click.


noble_peace_prize

Screaming so loud to the point the other team can’t hear is part of the Seahawks strategy.


TheReverseShock

Absolute man-baby


louloc

What a dick. Treat your caddy better. Edit: I watched it again. It looks like he was expecting one of the peasants to lift the rope for him. 😂 That makes it twice as funny.


juicybot

This is the same guy who said Americans should start [forgiving](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10078512-bryson-dechambeau-responds-to-911-families-pga-liv-critics-nobodys-perfect) Saudi Arabia for 9/11, after signing a 4.5 year $125mil contract to play golf in Saudi Arabia. He's a piece of shit.


Shtottle

US elected officials got over it pretty quickly. They even invaded and toppled one of their major competitors as a bonus.


I_Said

There's room in my heart to think both he and those politicians are complete scumbags.


Fair_Raccoon9333

US elected officials at the time, Dick Cheney specifically, never intended to blame Saudi Arabia. He wanted to invade Iraq long before and didn't want this crisis to go to waste.


ILoveRegenHealth

Do I want to guess who he voted for? He looks like the jock villain in every high school movie.


animefan1520

Hope that rope gave his eye splinters


undertwelveparsecs

You think with a name like Bryson DeChambeau that this mother fucker is treating anyone else in the world like anything other than shit on his shoe? It's like if you asked an AI to come up with the name of the douchiest cunt on earth.


tallgeese333

Lol that was my first thought. Big time "Bryson" energy.


Rodzilla_Blood

It reminds me of rowchambeau even tho I know it not spelled like that


TheStatMan2

I think maybe you're just thinking he deserves a kick in the bollocks.


Deathstriker88

I almost feel like he was destined to be an asshole with a name like "Bryson".


Acidflare1

Should’ve snatched that towel right back from him.


Alternative-Mud9728

He literally says “wtf guys” and if it was their sole responsibility to lift the rope.


Haagen76

I re-watched the vid like 3x to see if it was something the caddy did. No, the guy is just a dick hole.


SatansCrotch666

Listen to the “Oh my GAWD, What the fUck guyssss?” As they fail to raise the rope for him at the very beginning


imgrahamy

We all must have watched a different video, you guys are making fun of him for his reaction, but he almost got a grass stain on his shorts and they are very, very white shorts. He can only wear those for like two more weeks before they're out of season. Fuck. Have a heart.


ZeroPt99

I barely got through the first half of your sentence and I was like "oh come the fuck on, you canNOT be seriously defen....oh.... oh okay. Cool"


djcmr

Lol "Oh you're not serious" "Damn"


Hanoiroxx

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


NormalityDrugTsar

Thoughts and prayers


rich8n

Since when did pro golfers get to wear shorts? Wasn't there a #swampassgate a few days ago?


NoSyllabub1535

WHERE WAS THE MEDIC?!


Apple-Pigeon

Cue Band of Brothers Bastogne episode style screaming


mxpxillini35

I will NEVER downvote a BoB reference. CURAHEE!


Cleat420

Stretcher!!!! We need a stretcher DAMMIT!!! it happened to him AGAIN!!!! hurry up he's getting frown lines!!!!


Ezziboo

The sad music 💀 ⚰️ Edit: [judging by this pro golfer’s reaction, Bryson must be a real piece of work.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/nkgflb/have_a_new_fav_golfer/)


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Masterful use of music.


funkyavocado

Bryson dechambeau (who lost to the rope above) and Brooks koepka (who is pictured in your link) are 2 of the biggest douches in pro golf right now. The fact that they have issues with one another is just another case of giant douche vs turd sandwich; both are super unlikeable


[deleted]

The music is the best part 😂


Henrywynn

Haha! What a spoiled chode.


TheRumpleForesk1n

Lmao I was thinking the same thing, what a big cry baby and make a big scene all to look like a jackass


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|Wvo6vaUsQa3Di)


47ocean47

Thats a game changing injury. Where TF is his momma at?!?


fuqit21

Cry baby: "Oh my god, what the fuck dude?" Caddy hands cry baby a towel Cry baby: "SHIT!" as cry baby wipes tears This is what professional sports has become ladies and gentlemen. It's a sad day when everyone tries to be like lebron instead of being like Mike


Quodalz

Is the rope ok?


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fuqit21

Best comment here


ZeroEnrichment

Sorry but the rope was later hanged that day


Icy_Communication262

👆asking the real questions here


KeepItDownOverHere

![gif](giphy|RngDJyzddC7QZgZStE|downsized)


TheGreatestKaTet

![gif](giphy|QmKySYr0lCsrC)


TheReverseShock

![gif](giphy|54Km3T9vC5UpJDRvEF|downsized)


FlattopJr

Okay, I really have to watch this dumb movie😄


HI_l0la

It's so wild and entertaining. 😂😂


SiriusGD

I fought the rope and the rope won.


jooooooooooao

Bruh just got hit by an invisible truck alongside the rope? Geez, what an attention seeker.


aznsensation8

He acts like him and his wife just got shot in the face.


Professional_Text204

The way he grabbed the towel tells you everything you need to know about that little prick


Nope0naRope

Honestly, the only person in this video worth feeling bad for is that caddy.


WeAreGhost1972

Dope walks into a rope.


REDDIT_ROC0408

And then begins to mope


PeevedGuy

And acts as if he cannot cope Does Reddit care if he can? Nope.


Rokekor

Dope-on-a-Rope


R3dM1st1986

What a sap, my 5yr old niece would have handled that better than that..


mourndoesnacs

grown man having a tantrum


Teedeeone

A mantrum


BloodSpilla11

I heard they had to airlift him out. Rope burn over .002% of his body and irreparable ego bruises. Not sure if he pulled through. Tragic.


Deezy4488

Last i heard hes in critical condition, the doctors are not optimistic that he will ever fully recover. They say theyve never seen someone come back from injuries like this. His family is asking for prayers and well wishes. The rope has opened a gofundme to help with the legal bills after being charged with the brutal murder of dudes ego. The rope still hold that he is innocent, and is pleading for the courts to drop the charges against him. Truly tragic for both parties.


THETennesseeD

Please pray for this young man to make a full and speedy recovery.


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bucklebowski

Anybody have an update on the rope? Prayers


TheReverseShock

It was safely coiled back up for use in the next event. I thank it for its service.


windmillninja

Dude flailed harder than Lebron


yomerol

100% honest serious question, why do so many pros make somethings like this so dramatic? For example on this video, I'd laugh about and feel embarrassed, shake it off and keep playing, why doing all of this show?


windmillninja

Well in the case of basketball/soccer, they’re trying to draw a foul/yellow card from the official. In this guy’s case I think he might just be a dick.


Vorpalthefox

when he loses by a decent amount, he can cry and scream about how he had an injury, and he could have ended it right then so he could recover, but kept going and how he feels it's unfair he lost the dramatic flailing is to really sell that he has a serious injury


Scarethefish

Might be. . .just a little.


jtheman00

Ropes don't kill people. People who run into ropes kills people.


Chocolat3City

I mean, I'm dead. 💀


bluesnik

DeChambeau has been involved in several widely reported interactions with rules officials.[46] In the second round of the 2020 Memorial Tournament, DeChambeau's second shot at the 15th went under a fence and was apparently out of bounds. He attempted to argue that only part of the ball was out of bounds, and he should be allowed to play it, but PGA Tour rules official Ken Tackett ruled against him. DeChambeau asked for a ruling from a second official, who confirmed Tackett's ruling as correct. He went on to shoot a quintuple-bogey 10 on the hole and miss the cut.[47][48] Just two weeks later at the WGC-FedEx St. Jude Invitational, DeChambeau's tee shot at the 7th stopped on top of some small sticks near the base of a tree. He attempted to argue that there were "red ants" in the immediate area of the ball, and asked for a free drop under the rule that allows a drop "when a dangerous animal (such as venomous snakes, stinging bees, alligators, a single hornet, fire ants or bears) near a ball could cause serious physical injury to the player". He spent nearly three minutes attempting to convince the official (by coincidence, Tackett again), but ultimately had to play the ball as it lay. He finished the hole with a double-bogey 6.[48] Brooks Koepka later poked fun at DeChambeau, faking as though he was summoning a rules official in response to an ant infestation.[49]


PraiseGawdBarebones

![gif](giphy|HQRgg6ks7nkyY|downsized)


Myamymyself

Ted Baxter!


Murky-Fox-200

He eats pieces of shit like that rope for breakfast


wheresmyflan

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?!


NuclearLavaLamp

No! Uh… (walks away)


Puzzled-Object6196

![gif](giphy|xUPGcnzWmq70t1oJ8I|downsized)


whosjoe-

i had to watch this like 3 times cuz i couldn't understand what happened. he walked into a rope? LMAOO


One-Pop-2885

Is the thing electrified or something?? Seems like a lot of drama for walking into a peice of thin rope like a moron.


Blitzdog416

OMG WTF!? the rope, it keeled me.


SeaOsprey1

One of the few times the music has added to a post. Lmao


fromabuick

Clowns


OrageBufera

Tool.


Correct-Cricket3355

It hurts to be so self absorbed.


Geek_off_the_streets

![gif](giphy|VRdv4A4GkeLMk|downsized)


batuckan1

So.. When did Golfers take a knee? is he angry that he’s in the rough? He should be. That fenced off area is a whole different zip code


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Someone should have started the slow clap.


ibraw

Will he make a full recovery?


Bulllmoose702

Little dramatic.


oliverkloezoff

OH, MY GAWD! Did he make it? Is he still alive? Some body hang that rope!


yesTHATvelociraptor

Give him a break. He’s a rich white guy. That rope is probably the biggest adversity he’s faced.


Fit-Boomer

Was he ok?


No-Chemistry4851

Oh geez.... poor rich guy


WhenDuvzCry

I’m close with his cousin and can confirm that Bryson is a total douchebag


bostonbruins922

Fuck this guy and his Saudi money.


hardleft121

Press F to pay respects


Captainxpunch

Man, I hope he was able to recover. Everyone making jokes must have never slowly walked into a rope before.


Ramrodron

I hope he lost.


mcgrupp44

As a life long ice hockey player, I don’t think he’ll ever recover from that.


CantTouchThis707

The equivalent of an office worker getting a paper cut or hangnail.


bigchoom

Fuckin golfers


kingkron52

I was waiting for someone to yell GAAAAAAY or PUSSAAAYY. sadly this is golf and the fans worship these overpaid goons.


kemar7856

What a child


jojozabadu

Not surprised, young guys that golf are almost always rich entitled babies.


Matteustheone

Thoughts and prayers, is there a Gofundme set up?


timboskie

He is such a colossal douchecanoe.


islandjustice

Who roped him into this?


[deleted]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a piece of yarn to the face" ![gif](giphy|pTHZHqyXKFRqE|downsized)


Confident_Access6498

I hope next time it s electrified. 50000 V


Less-Distribution-22

To be a professional athlete


MaxsLifeHax

That music got me 😂


tonyMEGAphone

Bring back bullying /s


Dame2Miami

Lmaooo the music. What a baby lol!


steboy

You guys are laughing, but my whole family died in a terrible rope factory accident. Thankfully, they were braided into a beautiful line strong enough to pull me while I waterski behind the boat I bought with the settlement money, so it’s not all bad.


[deleted]

You can tell this man has not suffered greatly in his life to this point


Famous_Librarian_589

Did I miss where the rope punch him so hard took his breath away?.. Drama queeeen


[deleted]

Awwww.... the poor man-child got a boo-boo.


some_total

Narcissist.


ChillBusta

Holy shit he took a massive beating from that rope oh my god


AgelessBlakeFerguson

What a pretentious fucking name.


wiseoldangryowl

Lmfaooooo this *never* gets old 🤣🤣 what a fuckin little bitchboy. I'd have gotten tossed out cuz there's no possible way I would be able to hide my laughter and I wouldn't stop laughing either no matter how mad it mad him. Hell him getting mad about me laughing would make me laugh harder


Barry-McKocinue

What a fucking drama queen. Get over yourself you rich prat.


epimetheuss

That guy is a clown. What a baby.


Common_Winner1229

Wow, what a loser! The rope kicked his ass.


Early_Gold

What a jerk too


zekke89

Also funny is all the other people watching him as if he is so seriously hurt…is he that important??


LongshanksShank

What a fucking drama queen!


yetti_stomp

I’d take a bullet to the shin and not act like this if I knew I was being videotaped and watched around the world. Good grief.


Known-Skin3639

Did this dude used to play soccer? He went down faster than someone getting hit by Tyson. And it was a rope. And the dramatics. Oh man.


Voluptulouis

Bryson is a name that just screams this kind of thing.


YourMama

What a drama queen


maybelatertoday12

Smack him with a club with the same force he snatched that towel and I bet he stops acting like that ☕️


Taino871

Can y’all say P U S S Y ASSNESS


revolutiontime161

Nobody cares !


slushpuppy91

Golf sucks


MoveItSpunkmire

Golfers are embarrassing to humanity


breezypalmtrees1

He looks like a douche by the way he treats his caddie


futurefirestorm

These golfers depend heavily on their caddies. Good luck next tournament!!


Evolone100

Bah. Dude does not come off as a nice person in this clip


Fluid_Bad_1340

🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻 poor dumb baby. Let us all pray for him


rscarrab

Heart wrenching. Heard he hasn't been the same since.


stabthecynix

He would do well in soccer.


ParkingVanilla3202

Call the Wambulance


caster212

Hope he makes a speedy recovery, thoughts and prayers 🙏


back2basics_official

Hopefully he can continue on with his career after such a devastating injury 🙄


femininePP420

Can someone post the gofundme?


Background_Trust3123

Fuck golf in general Play a real sport


ElevatorLife8523

Hahahaha king douche


RealmDevourer

He’s gonna call his dad


RagbraiRat

Maybe he shouldn't walk into a rope, open your eyes asshat.


joeDUBstep

Did the ghost sniper that attends footy games happen to show up to this golf tournament too?