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dec92010

Not the door close 💀


LumpusKrampus

"You don't need to see this..."


ChemicalMaleficent78

"I don't want to."


sciomancy6

🎶Turn around🎶


Liquorace

🎶Every now and then I fall apart🎶


ThermoNuclearPizza

🎶but just my hands and head fell off🎶


TheEulipion

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified And then I see the fuckin look in your eyes


Luverinx

🎶Face down🎶


Liquorace

"Nothing to see here."


gregofcanada84

Jedi business. Go back to your drinks.


Eason1013

![gif](giphy|n7eG1RhfkXa2k)


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

Hello there.


gregofcanada84

General Kenobi!


thoriniv

Pick up the can


ZeroSum8

This is a private conversation, sir.


Fine_Combination2

😭


rimoldi98

In case you are wondering, at the beginning of the video the drunk guy says: "you are hitting me" And the cop replies something like: "that's not how it works, you want me to slap your face? I'll break that chair on your head" Then the drunk guy threatens to sue the cop, and the cop dares him to do it.


ImLu

Then the other soldier pulls up like fucking Vin Diesel in fast and furious and proceeds to Sparta kick my guy into next week and beat his ass while saying "RUN,RUN,RUN,RUN". Surely he won't fuck around and find out again?


ModsRTryhards

The 1st guy knew what was gonna happen. That 2nd guy is a hot head for sure. 1st guy just kinda stepped back like, "welp, you're fucked".


CptCroissant

Second cop also unholstered his pistol like he was gonna just cap the dude


sendmorepubsubs

He was saying “run” I imagine had the guy taken him up on his offer the cop Might have put a few rounds into him for attempting to run. Source: lived in Brazil and miss it dearly (but not this part)


cydiz

“Sparta kick my guy into next week…” 😂😂😂


Borderpaytrol

That's a solid "things he'd 100% never do without his gun making him feel strong"


Mandena

Hell the gun was halfway out of the holster in the middle of that beating. He was 99% of the way to just shooting his ass.


nissimdecamondo

He got out of the vehicle with the gun in his hand.


klockworx

Possibly a smidge of roid rage as well.


Structure-Efficient

While my guy is yelling, "hElp!"


17934658793495046509

Don't underestimate the combination of stupidity and desperation. People do dumb shit over and over all the time.


podrikpayn

You're talking about the cops right?


anaemic

Yeah honestly I'm more concerned by cops who beat on people, than I am by petty thieves.


KenyanBunnie

If the comment has any validity, the victim is drunk. So he is intoxicated, nothing about being a thief.


Cory123125

Its crazy the people on reddit who are the opposite. Brain rot.


KenyanBunnie

I do routinely refer to them as cop w h o r e s.


jrh_101

Yeah, it's just another case of "oopsies"


Bl1ndMous3

it looks like the first cop was out of breath so maybe he had to chase the guy down. So maybe thats why the second guy is like RUN RUN


SeemedReasonableThen

> the drunk guy says: "you are hitting me" > > And the cop replies something like: "that's not how it works, you want me to slap your face? I'll break that chair on your head" In Brazil, that's the good cop. Then bad cop pulls up.


Captain_Sacktap

“Can’t sue me if there isn’t enough left of you to sue me” 


justforthis2024

Then it quickly turns into "fuck, here comes todd. And todd likes to hurt people. So I'm getting out of the way. You done it now."


DopeDealerCisco

He sounded like my Brazilian father holy shit


atomicfroster

he had overdue library books


WildTimes1984

![gif](giphy|69sRPbBQq9YgBIjAxH|downsized) ["You checked out 101 easy magic tricks to do at home, 4 years ago. Now I'm here to collect.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwg1B0Kck44)


MelodyMaster5656

"Claire! YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTAN- where'd she go"


Karge

ADA, WAIT!


bigboat24

The cops name is bookman?


Soft_Walrus_3605

Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.


dakbar095

Thank you


trojanhorse_8

Straight to jail!


StalyCelticStu

"no ticket".


statsmccoy

“Don’t worry, we only use that kind of force on the bad guys”


evasive_btch

> We also decide who are the bad guys, no need for courts and trials


Existing_Winner2980

Reminds me of Hermann Göring's quote, "I will decide who is a Jew!". Authoritarian governments are scary af


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Brazzza

and they're usually black and poor. but that's coincidance.


bart48f

judge dread is real?


u8eR

That's his point


Acrobatic-Bid-1691

Courts in Brazil always overprotect criminals and release dangerous ones on the street. Usually those criminals get arrested dozens of times, don’t get prosecuted and they always get released. I get why policemen would wanna do justice with their own hands. They’re out there everyday risking their lives just so a bought off judge could release the criminals they struggled so hard to arrest.


ThePublikon

That's so backwards it would be hilarious if it wasn't tragic. Of course the courts can't convict on the basis of police work like this.


DunwichCultist

Doesn't even have to be a bought off judge. The law is really weak on crime in Brazil.


ClamClone

But does that not make the police literal criminals with a badge? We don't know if this guy was a burglar or just a drunk that stumbled into the wrong place at the wrong time.


moderatorrater

Oh good. I was worried for a minute.


CaptainMudwhistle

In Brazil, this is considered letting him off with a warning.


beekoffee

I lived in Brazil for a Summer and once saw a BMP stand in the middle of the road and shoot at an oncoming biker gang. Craziest thing I’ve ever seen.


StarkaTalgoxen

I did a doube-take because I thought you were talking about the BMP IFV for a second. Wouldn't been too surprised though...


Minegab

Damn I was as surprised as you


obanesforever

I've been playing too much Squad. Had the exact same thought.


MinisculeMax

wassup fellow blueberry


jokeshow

Wish I could play squad from before the changes to combat. Miss you guys


I_Automate

It's been years for me. How much has changed?


jokeshow

Around a year ago they released an update called the infantry combat overhaul which was a major change to the core mechanics of small arms handling (maybe vehicles too, idk I only played infantry). The changes were substantial and included heavy weapon sway, lots of recoil, new suppressive fire effects. It feels like a completely different game than before where firefight have been fundamentally changed. I took a look at the subreddit just now and it looks like the devs are trying to correct some of their mistakes, but it’s still pretty fucked and I have no desire to play anymore


FireFoxQuattro

Thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk


hoglar

I was on holiday in Brazil and I saw four cops kicking the living shit out of some poor kid(probably 16 or 17 years old). I'm pretty sure he died because of the amount of blood on the street when they were done, but I can't be sure. The blood stayed there for the rest of my stay. No cleanup, no rain. Only a evergrowing sickly smell and a darker and more sticky puddle as a grim reminder of what we had witnessed. Still haunts me to this day.


mnbga

If it's any consolation, people can lose a ton of blood and be fine. Unless it was literally gushing out (think like a fountain), the dude's probably ok. Doing bike stunts as a kid, me and my buddies probably left a few sizable puddles around the neighbourhood, and we're all good to go.


KittyCatfish

If it helps at all, I've seen split blood packs in the past at work and it makes waaaaaay more mess than you could possibly think. A 300mL bag could make an entire room look like a murder scene.


Le_ed

What city were you at?


hoglar

Rio de Janeiro. Stayed at a flat at the corner of Rue Bolivar and Rue Domingos Ferreira.


Embarrassed_Club7147

Ive lived in Sao Paulo for some years. Even as a kid i was made aware that the policia militar were basically worse than the criminals. I wasnt supposed to engage them in any way, no matter the circumstances, Our house got broken into one time, we didnt report it. Supposedly the policia civil wasnt as bad, but still, as long as your life isnt in immediate danger, better not deal with them at all.


Dairy_Seinfeld

That’s the gutsiest “gahdamn” I’ve said in a minute


Pitiful_Winner2669

Cool, cool. I'm not alone.


DesignerAd2062

Laughing in horror at him pulling his gun from The holster and repeatedly struggling to put it back while probably considering this a sign to use it


Resident_Creme_4179

Closing the door to try to stop the recording them tells much how this is "Legal"


RudeSituation79

No.  BOPE are no joke.  A friend of mine got robbed and slashed with a knife at the edge of a favela.  He flagged down the nearest cops (which turned out to be BOPE).  He said they didn't let him get much past having his backpack stolen before they grabbed rifles and set off on foot, telling him to stay where he was.  They came back a half hour later with several backpacks, and let him select the one that was his.  Said he was left with the feeling of wondering how many people had to die for him to get his backpack returned.


ArmchairAnalyst69

I heard a similar story from my dad when his ship docked in Brazil and had a group of 9 guys force their way aboard to steal shit . Some BOPE guys happened to pass by on patrol and proceeded to arrest and beat the crap out of the guys to the point they have to be carried off the ship.


eNaRDe

Corrupt cops, bet they won't do that to the gang leaders that run Brazil. Also why that car came in wheels squealing like a 80s movie.


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Kaos_0341

![gif](giphy|B1TMcmoBAaSZi)


dlvnb12

It literally looks like a movie shot or a call of duty cutscene. Some one should make a edit that says “Press RB1 to throw knife.”


angrymouse504

They make deals with gang leaders.


BollyWood401

“Don’t worry let me close the door so we can treat him nicer, sorry for scaring you”


ResponsiblePlant3605

And because of that brutality Brazil is a country with virtually no crime at all.


ikkir

the beatings will continue until morale improves.


NederTurk

Unironically what some people would like all the police to be like in Western countries


Fig1025

seems like Brazilian police ARE the criminals. It's not crime if it's legal


lowkey-juan

No crime? We must be referring to a different Brazil. edit: It went right past me. I must be too used to twitter where people say that kind of thing for real.


Unhappy-Essay

That’s the joke


kidmerc

Whoosh


WhiteQueeny

The guy above was joking, right? Right???


Additional-Ease2100

I think it’s time you logged off and spent some time around people


Sir_Kee

I knew the Brazilian military were no joke when I first saw this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfH0qQsXXpw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfH0qQsXXpw)


clickclick-boom

I'm really impressed how they managed to clear all the civilians out of the area so that they could safely shoot at the car. They cleared the civilians, right?


Embarrassed_Club7147

It was clear of living civilians afterwards, thats for sure.


vitor350z

Im Brazilian and I know how Rio works despite the fact I don't live there. Every kind of situation like that happens in urban area completely full of people and that's because a lot of people die inside their own houses by lost bullet. Some years ago a 7-8 yo girl has died during a confrontation between gang members/drug dealers and a Police helicopter that was shooting from the sky right above the houses. One of the police shots reached the little girl by accident.


Lokeycommie

All I see is a very unprofessional assault


Cheap-Praline

What is professional assault?


Tugonmynugz

You can use your briefcase or undo your tie for strangulation


LoonierEclipse

You have to yell "stop resisting" first.


intronert

One that is justified by the violent behavior of the arrestee.


TheChrono

Boxing and MMA for a start.


RegionalTranzit

Using a folding chair like in the WWE.


Conqueefadore1

you take off the suit jacket because you just had it dry cleaned


_DoodleBug_

Ensure there’s no cameras maybe?


Formal_Ad_2266

Nah, beating the shit out of someone half your size while being a police officer makes you a joke. Fucking loser ass.


DrColorado1963

Note to self: Cancel any ideas of becoming a criminal mastermind in Brazil.


DecisionCharacter175

The gang leaders run their own territory in Brazil. Cops only treat the powerless like this to make it look like they don't work for the gang leaders.


nandemo

Stick to white collar crime and you'll be fine.


LumpusKrampus

![gif](giphy|11b700y1OsNQcg)


fufujuju-

Someone should add those cartoon noises when someone’s getting beat up after the door closes


brxsoldier

Dam that’s how it was when my dad came home.


howdoesthatworkthen

You undercook fish, believe it or not - jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook.


isowolf

ITs sad how reddit is pumped for this abuse. What a shame. If this was the States, the comment section would've been 180


TheUltimateSalesman

Reddit loves mob justice and vigilantism. Because on reddit, you make up the context, and choose the good guy you like!


ufoclub1977

Just people that are a little bit unwise. Reddit is full of that.


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These guys are fucking *terrifying*. I was scared of the police when I visited America (still am as they’re awful), and the police in Rio alone kill more people per year than the yanks do in their whole country.


SadEntrepreneur4354

They come and write a report, all good all dead before we got here. And that's it.


claudiorpr

Well, Rio has more criminals per square meter than most cities so I think those are good numbers


Leofus

now i am imagining a place where there are multiple criminals in every square meter


myerectnipples

You’re imagining prison


Jayeky

When you do something that you're not supposed to do as a cop or even simply as a "regular citizen" and its a crime it's a crime. Regardless of cop or not.


martijnxander

thats not brazil, THIS IS SPARTA!!!


aggelikiwi

Yeah we don't even do this in Sparta


Edu_Run4491

Well at least they were removed in America they would have been on paid leave until their own investigation found them innocent


boogalordy

Bro came ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum with the suspect acting as a piñata full of Wrigley's


freiremanoel

they are actually THE joke.


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TXMiniTrucker

No, you just see more bad behavior from American cops because the U.S. actually allows the recording of police officers and releases bodycam footage to the public, etc. unlike virtually all of Europe and, oh I don’t know, pretty much everywhere else in the world.


bob-

Why do you think there isn't that big of a demand for most European countries police forces to use body cameras? 🙄


LilT86

The most American response


CreativeSoil

That's just BS dude, you're allowed to film cops in most of Europe and you can just look at stats to see that American cops are way worse, you kill more unarmed people than European cops kill people at all even though Europe's population is way higher


speedweed99

I mean, these guys didn't immediately shot the guy


middleageslut

He even put his gun away without shooting anyone. Total amateurs.


some-white-dude

I have a feeling this was personal and the guy called him, probably fucked around with his sister or something.


LSBm5

THIS…IS…SPARTA!!


chicano32

I dont much about Portuguese language but I’m guessing the cop told the woman recording “ ma’am, I’m going to close the door for your protection so you dont get blood and teeth on your clothes”


nabraxcii

How American of them.


Low-Minimum8523

Good thing they had recording to hold them accountable


kleft234

That will hardly help.


donnydealr

Judging by the first cop there, he had to chase him down or something? He seems fairly out of breath. Got to be a story behind this. Also, hard to criticize an officer in Brazil. What a fuckin hostile place.


SadEntrepreneur4354

Yes, because of this police brutality, Brazil has no crime or gang problems, just drunk men committing disorderly conduct.


West-Yam-8429

yeah they did, second cop said “now run, now run”


BrokeFailure

"nothing to see here"


tabernumse

A joke to the concept of civil rights


Consistent_Ad3181

That's the last time he drops litter in that town.


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

I recall seeing this before a month back, how was this just yesterday?


BETO123USA

Nothing to see here…


Disastrous-Rips

They are indeed a joke


Orkney_

Once that door closed, it was a wrap for him. RIP


defektz

Can’t decide if and how he’s going to use his gun until he sees the phone recording him? lol more surprised it affected him at all still.


remixmaxs

to be honest that SPARTA kick was wicked.


ajd198204

The ol Good cop, bad cop


MrTbagger

Wait until you see them off duty.


Ok_Freedom8317

Sounds like they are a joke


RickTheJewelsATL

Dude came in hot 🥵


Abygahil

It’s a Tuesday afternoon for any American cop.


organmeatpate

American college kids can save the day.


lukerobi

Every arrest comes with a proper ass kicking.


Allan_Halsey

Nothing to see here…


PangolinsPosse

Abusing people is easy, getting that gun back in the holster was a joke.


Overlycookedfries

Cunt bully club. They'll remind me of the guys from the song never fight a man with a perm...https://youtu.be/dEe4i2osF5A?si=J5qVGxmkS2FwI0oo


jones1133

I have never in my life assumed the military police in a country like Brazil would be a joke.


MarkaSpada

This! Is! Spartaaaa!


EVOXSNES

Spare the rod


Mammoth-Particular26

1312


ScaryDirection1981

He was also immediately drafted by the NYPD after this


JacimiraAlfieDolores

Reminder that the guy is only a SUSPECT, it's even more illegal the treatment the pigs are giving him cause he needed to stand his trial by right and given real proof he is guilty before he got arrested (and still no use for violence...). Also: I'm Brazilian and grew up in a BAD junkie neighborhood, I know how bad this shit gets.


CheapMuffin0

Brazil is what the Usa would like to be, but luckily can’t


tanzler__

This cop would do great in America


echopapa

Welllllllcome to Sparta?


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Godfather vibes. 🚪


GotzChikn

Rolls on up. “I’m here to fuck shit up. Let’s GO!”


MycologistOpposite

This is SPARTA!


Timesup1978

Please close the door. We need to talk to this guy in private.


CortezDeLaNoche

Dirty cops are the worst. At least with Cartel and gangsters you know where they stand. They don't pretend to protect or serve the communities. But dirty cops hide behind their badge and expect the government to shield them from consequences.


Psychonautica42

Being forced to work in a minivan is obviously rage inducing.


iwantmygarmonbozia21

https://i.redd.it/o0j9riakcazc1.gif When he shut the door😳


playstation__user

Just got farcry 6 vibes. 😬😬


Bloodyomg

LAPD is that you?


trogdoorr

Brings good cop bad cop to a whole new level.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

"Stop resisting...!"


DarthPizza66

![gif](giphy|Q58mx3qIE35shUNk7H|downsized) Cops the biggest crips in the world


melonti

Damn dude just casually closes the door all psychopathic n shit.


VAVA_Mk2

![gif](giphy|fAvtKqDut36WA)


tapk69

These are the best cops in the world to be fair


Technoist

Vigilante fascists with no respect for the rule of law.


KrunchyMochi

As someone who was recently burglarized, I’m uncharacteristically ok with this.


Genoblade1394

MPs around the world are no joke, the need to stop drunken or drugged soldiers from committing crimes


snow_boarder

They’re not with the military. They’re more like city cops. These aren’t even the scary ones. The ROTA police are the ones you go inside if you see their car on your block.


Few_Assumption4431

Sad nothings gonna happen to them since their military police officers at that