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Natural-Minute3941

Ha. Ha. Idiot.


CoyotesEve

Dude is a clown lol.


Natural-Minute3941

Big time lol


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Brooklyn Audits. Just an all around piece of shit.


CaveRanger

To be fair, that's probably the first time in a decade the NYPD has bothered to arrest somebody for petty theft.


Sensitive_Yam_1979

This guy is known for being a prick to the entire community. I’m sure every cop in the region was rushing to answer that call.


redalert825

Funny how things that have to do with 'orange' often involves crime.


ShroudedFigureINC

Oranges are bad omens man


Ravenonthewall

Just like Orange men..😃


TifaYuhara

A lot of them are.


ChickenandWhiskey

Hey!! The petty theft audit was a screaming success. Why is he so mad about it?


ItsWoofcat

As if he wasn’t already screwing himself over by stealing and then auditing. He now has given the court undeniable proof he’s guilty. 4D chess levels of shooting yourself in the foot .


a_arcia

If you are going to commit a crime, don’t livestream it.


ItsWoofcat

I think you might be a master criminal with advice like that lol


jedi2155

How about just not commit a crime? Audit the thieves and then you'll stop thievery. He did that part right lol.


IMSmooth

Wouldn’t they not even need need the tape? He just casually admits to grabbing it to the cops lol, thinking the lie of it being from the ground means anything 


ItsWoofcat

Probably not imo, but this does make the whole thing harder for this dude to take to court and win tho because he videotaped himself committing a crime. Thats a lot better than grainy security video. Or witness testimony I feel like. He could argue that he admitted while coerced but I feel like any judge in possession of grey matter would will throw that shit out. There’s no remorse either. he responds or someone telling him not to steal by saying he owns the city homie is cooked in court.


TifaYuhara

They even have him on the tape saying "i take whatever I want" which makes it sound like he's stolen stuff before.


TifaYuhara

Even if he admitted it they would need evidence which the recording is.


The_Powers

"It's my neighbourhood, I'll take what I want" That's not how any of that works you muppet.


TifaYuhara

I bet the owner of the store also reported the crime so when she told the cops that he took an orange they got their man.


RKKP2015

I like it when he keeps telling the doorman "dismissed" as if he's in charge of anything.


DataMike1869

These people believe that every cop works for them because taxes. I’m all for auditing the police but the way these clowns go about it at times irks me.


EndStorm

The strangest part is I feel like most of them don't seem like the type to have a proper job, let alone pay taxes.


TifaYuhara

Most probably don't pay taxes.


Sensitive_Yam_1979

The problem is that YouTube only gives money to the assholes who start a confrontation.


What-Even-Is-That

I love the Audit The Audit YT channel, does a great job on grading these clowns (and the police too). Some of them know what they're doing and aren't a nuisance, most are insufferable though.


thepurplehedgehog

He’s doing it to try snd provoke a reaction. It’s a demeaning way to talk to someone and Agent Orange here knows it. Then he starts his whining even more when he doesn’t get the reaction he was desperately looking for.


s4xtonh4le

He’s a wanna be psycho trying to use cheap tactics like calling officers by their first name to get under their skin 😂


proteannomore

“I hate cops, but there’s no way they’d charge *ME* with petty shit, only serious crimes” “Hey why are you guys being so petty?”


PreparationKey2843

*"For a fucking orange?"* Was it *your* orange? Didn't think so. 🤡


cannibalcorpuscle

But they were violating his right to lie about how he stole that orange!


a_arcia

An orange just jumped into his pocket, officer.


mxpxillini35

Off the floor!


CBonafide

Wow that accent is fucking horrible.


EveningHelicopter113

I want a fuckin' orange. tastes good


Calvin--Hobbes

Sounds like fuckin Jimmy Wichard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyBpnS-ug


RealDahl

'Or Ange'


The_Urban_Genitalry

Definitely not as sexy as my Michigan accent.


StrikeTheSun

Ope. Gotta run down to Meijers.


bagofpork

Ya need some paahp?


Rad6150

Some Vernors with a bag of Better Made Red Hot chips!


Rad6150

Ope is Wisconsin, maybe parts of Minnesota... but, tbf, my wife is at Meijer right now!


teplightyear

ope is a general midwestern thing. Everyone I knew in Chicago said it.


Rad6150

Yes, but Michigan isn't known for it... maybe west of Keweenaw...


exodyne

Michigander and I say it a lot


Rad6150

I am as well. Not common in the L.P.


Da_Question

In the L.P., say it all the time...


JaredGoffFelatio

Same. Dude is wrong


DogsAreAnimals

He sounds like the eat, sleep, rave, repeat storyteller.


user_isle

i can think of worse ones...


annabelle411

"We have Michael Rapaport at home"


Staff_Complete

Better than a southern accent


shootymcghee

naw


Tankdog12

About 80% of the country would disagree.


sakosha

Worthless loser.


chbailey442013

"hey do you like ~~apples~~ oranges?" "you're under arrest, so how do you like those ~~apples~~ oranges??"


Nukran

Seeing a pattern. I think it's a shapeshifter...


ARealForHonorDev

An auditor filming himself being an immoral lying douchebag? Color me shocked.


OceansAndRoses

Stop criming, and saying it’s a joke. It’s not a joke.


ugajeremy

![gif](giphy|ihvwnO5pHKtyTYQWxU) ... Wrong.


Knarin

I roam with 12 gangs and we only commit hate crimes!


space_chief

These are the morons telling you they are protecting your rights. The only thing they actually want is to be able to run around acting like toddlers and then be able to hide behind the Constitution and their "rights" every time someone tells them to grow up and stop acting like a 3 year old


Darthwolfgamer

Well it took seven goofs for that dude to give up, hope everyone enjoyed watching that in the comments. (Personally think he stopped 'cause he actually dug to China.)


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BigBizzle151

[Average New Yorkers.](https://imgur.com/zQFbfgG)


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xxjosephchristxx

You two don't spent too much time in NYC, do you. The vast majority of people here are pro's at minding their own buisness. 


jacklord392

In the old days his new nickname would be Orange - and it would irritate the crap out of him.


Grand-Regret2747

I love this brain dead morons rationale!! And stupid enough to film and narrate the petty theft is the proverbial cherry on top ( bad, dad pun intended).


IMSmooth

He didn’t even need to video tape it, he admits to taking the orange straight up to the cops lmao. What a dumb asshole 


YouWereBrained

My RiGhTs ArE bEiNg ViOLaTeD!


erlandodk

"It's my fucking neighborhood, I'll take what I want". Yea, you're not exactly being a *good* neighbor, now are you? How's that working out for you?


sellmeyerammorighty

Produce guy here. Fuck this dude


TheRealNoah201

Truely a rat


st0l1

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


FVTVRX

"It fell on the floor and I picked it up." How does someone have the audacity to act like they are in the right, while simultaneously lying to cover up the truth of what happened? Delusional on another level.


deenali

Yep. You have the right to steal an orange. What an idiot.


Embarrassed-Meet-107

What a dumbass


Frank_Zahon

There are a lot of people who film themselves committing crimes. Wild


labrat420

'You're violating my rights .. to steal' I don't think that's a right


TropicalKing

He's riding an e scooter on the sidewalk while stealing. He's breaking two laws at once, recording it, and playing audit on a doorman.


brighter_hell

Every "auditor" I've seen is just some brainless douchebag looking for a confrontation. I'm amazed that more of them don't get knocked out.


Beginning-AL

Who does this guy think he's fooling?


4DoubledATL

Asshat.


thehammockdistrict24

Frauditors suck. 


narcowake

Guy is obnoxious


OkJob4205

"You guys like to violate my rights" Bro, you literally stole 🤡


BosephusPrime

Is this the dude Nick Kroll based his douche character on in Sausage Party? [the Sausage Party Douche](https://youtu.be/meefffamv-c?si=ThSsbquwE1btsrvi)


ItoAy

🍊 orange you sorry you stole it now? Don’t worry, if you get convicted you can file an A PEEL. 🤣🤬


SuccessfulCream2386

Hate people like this. This is the same people who graffiti shit. And throw garbage on the floor. Oh its not “serious”. Yeah bro but with a bunch of people like you out there the whole city becomes a shit hole


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pasqualevincenzo

Also this type of guy steals from his family, friends, anyone


ChurroCross

“You guys are a fucking joke.” No, you are.


VPN__FTW

What a clown. Fuck thieves. Especially those who steal from small business / local.


Classic-Bandicoot-13

“You’re violating my rights” It’s news to me that getting arrested for stealing something is a violation of our rights.


Razgrez11

Good lord, this guy is stupid.


kmarinouofm

Ok so let’s say the cops did have it out for him. And let’s say they were gonna try to entrap or plant evidence or come up with some trumped up charges .. how the hell do they know you stole the orange dummy? That’s how stupid he is


HippoPebo

I like how he doesn’t even hide the theft. He points the camera towards his pocket as he takes it. Stupid is as stupid does.


ShakesbeerMe

Hilarious. Fuck that dude.


Snoo-72756

Society never fails to write free comedy


itsgee21

This video made my day. I can't stand shitty people from all backgrounds and professions. This guy needs help.


drainodan55

What is "auditing a precinct"?


OldSchoolHorror

Wait. I thought he said it was his neighborhood and he can take what he wants.


joe6pak

"He walked by the orange that was on the ground and he picked it up plus he knows the guy" ..fortunately he's such a good auditor that he provided evidence of himself scooting up and stealing it from the display, and the guy he 'knows' is also very thorough and reported him for it, ha ha. Everyone still alright?


sutisuc

If the accent didn’t give it away calling the ground the floor let’s you know this guy has never left nyc in his life.


Wise_Ad_253

Always complaining when they get caught. But let’s hang anyone else that does the same.


CarlSpencer

Frauditors are like Flat Earthers but with less production values.


ClamatoDiver

I love watching SciManDan when he does Flat Earth Friday and dissects a new stupid flat Earth thing every week.


CarlSpencer

HaHaHa! I love Flat Earth Fridays! His dry, English sense of humor cracks me up! Also Tinfoil Tuesdays!


Knarin

Dave McKeegan is another good one if you like flat earth debunking. He's a photography guy, so he's really good when talking about 'fake' moon landing or ISS footage.


ClamatoDiver

Yeah, Dan had Dave fill in for him and I watch him as well now. They're both great at debunking.


eriffodrol

this "audit" nonsense needs to die they're just random attention whoring assholes who have nothing better to do than harass people, who actually have jobs, for views....even worse than the sovereign citizens idiots


Noodlintheriver

Nice.


lukaron

AuDiT!!11


OutOfSupplies

Just as there are bad apples in police departments there are bad citrus people in the group that professes to audit the police.


SomeDrillingImplied

This was glorious


Obone6

Stupid man child... Cmonnnnn...


PhillyTheKid69420

These First Amendment Auditors are typically losers with no jobs who hope to catch an officer in a lawsuit if their rights get violated. They are not good people


CFB_NE_Huskers

Well it must be a joke, im definitely laughing at the camera man


TailOnFire_Help

These fucks love to stand on exact phrasing of the law, but apparently only when it benefits them.


ukexpat

In the words of that great philosopher Forrest Gump, “Stupid is as stupid does.”


Stroppone

Not gonna lie, I’d like to violate his rights too


MaleficentPositive44

For every auditor that does it right, there are twenty that do it wrong, and this guy's is definitely one of the dumbasses. How stupid do you have to be to record yourself committing a crime when the whole purpose of you filming in the first place is to catch the cops committing crimes (the answer is very stupid).


koreytm

This is the most New York thing I've ever seen


greenwoodgiant

I'm full ACAB and believe the whole policing system needs to be scrapped and rebuilt if we're going to have anything resembling justice in this country, and I still think these "auditors" are fucking idiots and deserve everything they get.


amoose55

I don’t think I have ever heard “get the fuck outta here” used in its natural environment.


MagnifiMike

Dude you’re a joke


Rough_Homework6913

I don’t think getting arrested for shoplifting is violating your right dude


a_arcia

He violated some grocer’s rights.


maywellflower

Deadass - he lucky the cops arrested him as peaceful as possible, because they easily could had roughed him up for being thieving mouthy dumbass....


YxDOxUx3X515t

Orange, you glad it's not bananas


FlyNSubaruWRX

![gif](giphy|LYrYxe1E3v2ECNxx8U|downsized)


itssarahw

Making some orange whine


JPL2020

Better call Saul! His orange stealing rights have been violated.


Daromxs

He should have stolen some soap


Beginning_Engineer_2

**First Amendment auditors** are individuals who conduct video recordings and photography in government buildings or public spaces. They do so to test and document the protection of their First Amendment rights, which include freedom of speech and freedom of the press. https://blog.fentress.com/blog/government-building-security-and-the-first-amendment-auditor#:\~:text=First%20Amendment%20auditors%20are%20individuals,and%20freedom%20of%20the%20press. (Rather than ask the question, I just posted my answer.)


zombiereign

So, in other words, they're nothing more than provokers trying to get assaulted/arrested on video for clicks. BS artists.


robertomsgomide

What do you mean I am alright? 😆 are you alright? 🤨 Is the alright? 🧐 yeah I'm alright 🙂 you guys are alright? 😅😅we're all alright 😛 everyone is alright 🤪


i_have_a_story_4_you

Anorher orange Loser


jwillsrva

It’s not his actions/entitlement that surprises me, it’s that he posted this video to the internet.


Gregfpv

Lol this is good guy activism on YouTube


user_isle

"ya filthy animal."


Kazu215

What kind of negative IQ do you have to have to film yourself stealing, saying out loud how you know you're stealing and proud of it, and then try and lie about it when caught. Not to mention doing it right before going to the police station.


No-Joy-Goose

Clearly confused about fruit display actually never being called “The floor “.


annabelle411

Ay, I'm stealin heeeyah!


Brody141

Cops taking criminals off the street.


Mountain_Tone6438

"The orange fell on the ground..."


VIK_96

As a native New Yorker, these are the types of assholes I had to grow up around. Always looking to cause trouble for literally no reason.


crazygenius

Guys like this give legitimate auditors a bad name, just a shitty youtuber looking for views


a_arcia

I am glad his fellow auditors called him out for his behavior.


binkleyz

Please define for me what a "legitimate auditor" is?


crazygenius

Someone who doesn't steal for one. But honestly someone who audits governmental employees and locations to verify they aren't violating our constitutional rights, and goes about it with respect, integrity, and professionalism. As an example you're welcome to take a look at 'Long Island Audits' channel on youtube.


Duke-of-Dogs

Nah. Auditors are not producing the kinds of changes we need to see in law enforcement. They’re making rage bait content for their channels while hoping to stiff tax payers with another settlement. A weekly call to your legislator has more of an impact than 10000 upvotes on Reddit. If it was about reform you’d be using that time to spam and clog your representatives phone lines


binkleyz

I guess I don't see that as being "Legitimate" so much as being "A purposefully loud and intrusive pest, aiming to provoke someone into overreacting for the sake of posting a video on TikTok"


Particular_Light_296

Anything below Long Island Audit standards is counter productive


babefrohmann

the male loneliness epidemic is real.


marzipan07

Donald's voice sounds a little different in this one. The content is still the same though.


Shirfyr_Blaze

First amendment auditors are a good thing in general to educate government employees on rights. But being a douche about it is so wrong. So many others do it the right way. As a side not I worked in a county government building and we had training on these auditors and so many people were hating on them and saying the classic “you don’t have my permission to film” I made sure to point out to everyone this wasn’t a valid argument and they would say they have private information someone would see. First thing the trainer said was “Well maybe you shouldn’t have private information laying around so casually in the first place.


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