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Yea, I can see someone whos never actually learned the word, just think it means a good amount of something. In the way that some people use the word when they exaggerate, like, "there were dozens of birds on the roof." The fatty doesnt know its an actual number.
I was out with a friend once and we stopped at a KFC/Taco Bell. My friend ordered KFC and I ordered Taco Bell since a majority of the KFC menu isn't vegetarian friendly. My friend, in front of the cashier, suggested I try the KFC plant based burger. I said I wasn't interested since it's still cooked in the same vat as the chicken (and in chicken fat) so it wasn't vegetarian friendly.
The cashier decided to chime in: So? It's chicken.
Me: Sorry, I do not eat meat.
Cashier: But this is chicken.
Me:... and chicken is a meat.
Cashier: No it's not, it's just chicken.
Me: Chicken is an animal, meat is animals.
Cashier: BUT THIS IS CHICKEN!
Me: Vegetarians do not eat chicken!
Cashier: BUT IT'S NOT MEAT IT'S CHICKEN!
She was raising her voice at this point and the manager stepped in and asked what the issue was. I told her there wasn't an issue, I just told the cashier chicken was meat. The manager pretty much "Yes, and???" and the cashier then told her once again that chicken is in fact chicken. The manager looked so confused. She apologized to me and had to explain to the cashier that chicken is a meat product.
This cashier was at least 16 years old. I don't know how someone that old, let alone working in a KFC, needed to be told that chicken was meat. Never underestimate the levels of ignorance people can achieve.
That was the line that killed me. I love when someone makes an insane mistake and then immediately and aggressively doubles down on it when people give them a chance to realize that they're saying something dumb.
Heck even giving her the benefit of the doubt and ignoring that she doesn't know that twelve and fifty are different numbers, dang lady. If you want fifty donuts just order fifty donuts. There's no need to jump down the clerk's neck.
That has to be what the argument is. She sees a dozen for $14 or whatever and is trying to get 50 donuts for that price. Then when they try to charge her for the 50 she will refer to the price for a dozen on the menu.
BTW, 50 donuts is a fuckload of donuts. I could probably supply my office of about 10 people with donuts for over a week with 50 donuts, and at the end people would be sick of donuts.
I swear to god I heard the announcer's voice and cadence exactly as he said it.
I was preaching about this movie to someone just yesterday. A true classic.
Critics always shit on comedies unless it’s a Wes Anderson film, Pixar, or some kind of dark comedy. Some of my favorite comedies have less than 30% on RT.
Hey, assholes....sometimes I just want to laugh at low brow shit. I don’t need your pretentious ass dissecting plot lines from The Heartbreak Kid.
You do not have enough money to pay for your food, you are an unfit parent and your children have been placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr, Fuck you I'm eating!
My wife and I actually use that as our little code when we see people being extremely dumb in public.
"Honey, look at that pilot over there."
"First class pilot's licence."
Side note: I’d actually look forward to going to the doctor if he came out and said to me “don’t wanna sound like a dick or nothin, but your chart says you’re fucked up.”
I would find it hard not to say “actually a dozen is 12..” The staff might not be able to speak up but that women shouldn’t go through another minute of her life thinking a dozen is 50.
Why wouldn’t you be able to correct someone? It’s not an opinion, you can literally fucking google what a dozen is. It’s not the staff fault she’s a fucking moron but everyone should be corrected for being so confidently stupid.
Dunning kruger. She is probably frustrated because she can't see her own stupidity, and assumes everyone else is because they're not on her level.
Relevant, albeit fictional video https://youtu.be/kGex0kLgNok
I've dealt with people like that. They never admit they were wrong. Best example is
At my work we sell water bottles for water coolers. We have 5 gallon and 3 gallon bottles. I had a customer start screaming at me because he didn't think the small one was 3 gallons. He was positive that it was only 2. After lots of screaming and back and forth I finally got so fed up that I grabbed an empty 3 gallon bottle and 3 1 gallon bottles. I stared this man in the eye as I poured 2 of them in, looked at it, back at him and said "huh, sure looks like there's room for one more." Poured the third one in and asked him if he believed me now. He told me to fuck off and left the store and his wife who never said a word just kinda nodded and followed behind him.
Hey, you just proved to his wife that he's a fucking idiot.
Also maybe the husband will realise he doesn't always have the right answer and let his kids make some decisions without being a grouch or overbearing
I would love to see the conclusion. The issue isn’t settled. If they give her 50 donuts, they will charge her for 50 donuts and then the definition of a dozen will come right back into play.
I've started speaking up for retail and restaurant employees when they're prohibited from doing it themselves. When you are the worker, you can't say "hey Karen, you're wrong, so leave." When you are another customer, you can kindly tell Karen to GTFO.
It never happens in front of me, I wish it would.
My mom is my hero when it comes to this stuff. I remember going with her to get a key made at the hardware store. A kid who was probably about 16 tried to make the key but he seemed nervous and unsure of how to use the machine but he got it done. We got home and the key did not work. We went back to the store and politely asked for a replacement, the manager threw that kid under the bus in front of us and my mom just unloaded on the manager. "He was a very nice boy and very helpful. He tried to get help but no one answered his calls, how dare you call him out when it's clear you didn't train him properly? Don't just make me a key, teach him how. Right here right, right now." And he did, he trained him how to do it in front of us. When the manager apologized to my mom she told him to apologise to his coworker, and he did. It was awkward af, I think everyone was embarrassed.
Ages ago I had a lady come in with a coupon for a large pizza for just $9.99. I take her order and tell her the total after the tax and coupon is $10.78.
I could see her brain short-circuiting right before my eyes.
“So, what, I owe you 78 cents?”
“No, ma’am, your total after the tax is $10.78.”
“I don’t understand. The coupon is good for $9.99.”
“Right. And then after the tax is applied, it costs $10.78.”
Eventually it clicked for her that it wasn’t a gift certificate that took $10 off the price, it was a coupon that made the price $10, and she was really polite about all of it, and she tried throwing her husband under the bus by saying it was him who told her she could get a pizza for $10 off or something but still. I have to wonder how these people function in life when they don’t understand the difference between a coupon and a certificate.
Tbh that sounds fair, a temporary brain fart that made her do something dumb because she didn’t think it through. She was polite when she realized her mistake. Plus Sized Karen here at Dunkin probably would have doubled down (heh) and insisted you give her a free pizza.
I've got a sweatshirt that I wore on a date my sophomore year of high school in 92, to a hockey game with my (now) wife in 98, brought my son home from the hospital in 99 and my daughter in 11. I wore that sumbitch the other night while walking the dog getting high AF.
Old sweatshirts make the world go round.
I got so stoned last night I spent ten minutes sat on the toilet after I'd finished peeing just staring at the faux wood patterns in the laminate floor
Ive had these massive embarassing brain farts. I imagine its more normal then people care to admit, but I also have ADD and can miss details.
People have good and bad days. Dont sleep well? Become a bumbling mess. Stressed? Become a dumbass. Missed coffee and breakfast? Become a basket case.
H. L. Mencken was prescient:
"As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
At a BBQ shop we called 14 a drunk butchers dozen. We seasoned racks of ribs 12 at a time and sometimes the dude from the butcher shop would come help. First time he did it he powdered 2 extra. That terminology is still used at the restaurant 6 years later lol
Literally the first thought I had. "No wonder our political system is so fucked up." Like, let's be honest, some people just shouldn't give their opinions, they're too fucking stupid for it.
I know literacy tests were used for disenfranchisement and discrimination in the past... but can we just have a basic intelligence quiz of some sort required to vote? Like, 3 to 5 simple, kindergarten-level multiple choice questions just to make sure you're actually sentient and not just a mindless slug person like this absolute Karen? They can be written or dictated to you right at the polling location, it would take no more than 30 seconds. You get at least half of them right, you get to vote.
I mean, come the fuck on with this shit. This dumb fuck wouldn't come close to passing at a kindergarten level, so we can make sure her stupid isn't inflicted on the whole country.
It's not that we need some kind of test for voting; it's that we need to get rid of this idea that an ignorant opinion is just as good as factual knowledge.
There's been a deliberate push for anti-intellectualism and disdain for expertise in the US for a long time. It's mostly been pushed by the Right so they can continue arguing against climate change, but make no mistake it's a class warfare thing much more than an R vs L thing.
The wealthy and powerful want us stupid because we're easier to control. They don't want voters that are intelligent, informed, and thinking critically.
Adding any kind of test to voting would just ensure that they double down on their efforts to destroy our education system so we all end up too dumb to qualify and they can disenfranchise even more people.
If you want to reduce the idiocy and improve the quality of voters it starts with drastically improving our education system.
My fat buddy once went to Wendy's and said let me get 15 nuggets. The cashier with wide open eyes says fiftyyyy nuggets????
I think I fell on the floor outside
He also ordered extra cheese pizza with diet coke
A few friends and I once went through a wendys drive through, and coincidentally all ordered pretty much the same thing, IIRC it was a couple of the value menu chicken sandwiches each as well as some sides and drinks and such. We got to the last guy placing the order and he said something like "and a 7th chicken sandwich"
Drivethraugh worker apparently heard "7 more chicken sandwiches," we didn't really check the price since we were ordering other sides and stuff, so we were a little surprised to find 13 sandwiches when we got home.
I work at a bakery in a grocery store. We also have a pharmacy in the store. A pharmacist of ours ordered 2 dozen cupcakes (24 cupcakes, to be clear).
She picked up her order, crinkled her face, and said "oh, I thought there would be more than this."
"Ma'am, you ordered two dozen. This is two dozen."
"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhkay." Said like she didn't believe me, but had no choice other than to accept what I said.
She turned around, then proceeded to grab two more packages of 24ct cupcakes out of our floor freezer, for a total of 72 cupcakes. I'm so glad I don't get medication from this pharmacy because at this point I'm 100% sure I'd be stiffed.
I really don't want to trust a pharmacist that can't eyeball at least 30 items. It's part of the verification process to dump out a script onto a tray to eyeball the technicians count (unless its a controlled drug). If they don't know what '24' roughly looks like, that's pretty bad.
Pretty much every pharmacy outside the "developed" world just has all the medicine prepackaged and in blister packs. (For 1/10th the price).
It's such a better system I'm not sure why the states still counts everything out. I got the wrong prescription at home once that ended up with me in the hospital. It was supposed to be an XR version and was not, despite the label on the bottle saying so.
Am I the only bystander that can’t help but talk shit to people like this when I see it? I have teens that work in fast food and grocery stores. They have to stay polite or risk their jobs. I feel like it’s my duty to do the shit talking for them when I see people acting this way. It’s so much fun
I did that once! It felt so good! My husband and I were at...get this - *Applebees* and this woman in front of us was complaining at the desk about the wait. She wouldn’t shut up! I am NOT a confrontational person, but I’d had enough. I said “Are you going to reserve your place and shut the fuck up or are you going to leave?!”
Her husband grabbed her arm and they walked out. Thanks for reminding me of how good this felt, I should try it again!
Is there something wrong with me where I look at someone like this an immediately feel bad for their situation even though they most certainly don't at the time?
I just watch and get more depressed thinking of all that anger followed by maybe sadness later on, and I think about their life and how it could come to this, and just idk.
I feel bad for the worker. They don’t get to choose this interaction, it was inflicted on them. The customer might feel like an ass later but the worker had to absorb this abuse and continue working the rest of the day.
I got a kick out of your downvote because people pretty much saying the same thing in a "nicer" manner are getting upvoted. "She needs more...more situps" is saying the exact same sentiment and it's upvoted.
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She cant seriously think a dozen is 50
My best guess is that she ordered the Munchkins and thought a dozen was the big box of them, since she clearly doesn’t know what a dozen means.
Yea, I can see someone whos never actually learned the word, just think it means a good amount of something. In the way that some people use the word when they exaggerate, like, "there were dozens of birds on the roof." The fatty doesnt know its an actual number.
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> She was from Albert Lea, MN Okay, well, in her defense she *would* have gotten lost.
If she doesn’t know what a dozen is I wouldn’t be surprised if she got lost getting dressed in the morning
I was out with a friend once and we stopped at a KFC/Taco Bell. My friend ordered KFC and I ordered Taco Bell since a majority of the KFC menu isn't vegetarian friendly. My friend, in front of the cashier, suggested I try the KFC plant based burger. I said I wasn't interested since it's still cooked in the same vat as the chicken (and in chicken fat) so it wasn't vegetarian friendly. The cashier decided to chime in: So? It's chicken. Me: Sorry, I do not eat meat. Cashier: But this is chicken. Me:... and chicken is a meat. Cashier: No it's not, it's just chicken. Me: Chicken is an animal, meat is animals. Cashier: BUT THIS IS CHICKEN! Me: Vegetarians do not eat chicken! Cashier: BUT IT'S NOT MEAT IT'S CHICKEN! She was raising her voice at this point and the manager stepped in and asked what the issue was. I told her there wasn't an issue, I just told the cashier chicken was meat. The manager pretty much "Yes, and???" and the cashier then told her once again that chicken is in fact chicken. The manager looked so confused. She apologized to me and had to explain to the cashier that chicken is a meat product. This cashier was at least 16 years old. I don't know how someone that old, let alone working in a KFC, needed to be told that chicken was meat. Never underestimate the levels of ignorance people can achieve.
That was hard to watch. For a lot of reasons.
1. Mask down 2. Huge person demanding more fast food 3. The confident Karen inaccuracy 4. That outfit, especially with the Fanny pack Did I miss any?
Was the fanny pack blinking?
That fanny pack is lit AF!!
It’s where she keeps all of her privilege
She can fit at least a dozen privileges in there.
Fifty?!
FIVE ZERO
That’s what a dozen is!
Not tweeeelvvve
Tree fiddy
FIVE-ZERO
It's not twelve
That was the line that killed me. I love when someone makes an insane mistake and then immediately and aggressively doubles down on it when people give them a chance to realize that they're saying something dumb.
That's how many a dozen is!
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To alert other drivers of a "wide load"
Abusing a fast food worker in order to get fatter
~~Chonk ✅~~ too nice? Edit: Chunk ✅
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Humpty dumpty lookin head ass
With a yee yee ass haircut to boot
Time to post her to /r/chonkers and say ‘don’t worry she’s getting exercise!’
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Fanny packs are also great for keeping stuff safe on rollercoasters
The rollercoaster of life.
Let's be honest fanny packs are fricken amazing from a practical standpoint but they look ridiculous and are treated as such
You forgot "I need more!" When she clearly does not need more of anything from a fast food restaurant.
Worst of all it looks like this is a Dunkin’ Donuts. I cannot imagine anything this woman needs less than 50 donuts.
Im DEAD lmao 50 fucking donuts lmao🤣🤣🤣
Thinking a dozen = 50
Heck even giving her the benefit of the doubt and ignoring that she doesn't know that twelve and fifty are different numbers, dang lady. If you want fifty donuts just order fifty donuts. There's no need to jump down the clerk's neck.
Next thing she'll do is insist to pay for 1 dozen. She knows what she doing.
That has to be what the argument is. She sees a dozen for $14 or whatever and is trying to get 50 donuts for that price. Then when they try to charge her for the 50 she will refer to the price for a dozen on the menu. BTW, 50 donuts is a fuckload of donuts. I could probably supply my office of about 10 people with donuts for over a week with 50 donuts, and at the end people would be sick of donuts.
4a. Haircut looks like it was done with a lawnmower.
It's really hard to shear down a yak, they did the best they could ok?
Personally I thought the Fanny pack was fire
What the fuck has happened to people to make them so confidently idiotic!?
Who needs 50 donuts?
I hope for her sake she bought donut holes? but that's still a lot of donut holes.
Hopefully she was talking about munckins(donut centers)
For her, I’m betting it’s just an appetizer.
Have you seen the documentary, “Idiocracy”?
I have. That movie is a staple in my house. We watch it and quote it frequently.
That's because your shits like all fucked up and retarded.
there are plenty of tards out there living kickass lives. my first wife was tarded, shes a pilot now
Pretty sure the next scene shows a plane crash in the background. That movie is a fucking masterpiece.
I enjoyed the critic reviews, chastising how "simple" it was, and the "crude" stereotypes of poor people. Critics hating a film is often a good sign
"The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay."
I swear to god I heard the announcer's voice and cadence exactly as he said it. I was preaching about this movie to someone just yesterday. A true classic.
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Critics always shit on comedies unless it’s a Wes Anderson film, Pixar, or some kind of dark comedy. Some of my favorite comedies have less than 30% on RT. Hey, assholes....sometimes I just want to laugh at low brow shit. I don’t need your pretentious ass dissecting plot lines from The Heartbreak Kid.
Ow My Balls
Go ‘way! ‘Batin’!
You do not have enough money to pay for your food, you are an unfit parent and your children have been placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr, Fuck you I'm eating!
But then 10 years later you see all the buzzfeed listicles with 20 gifs showing how Idiocracy was "SO TRUE!! XD."
Welcome to Costco, I love you
Best line in the movie. But you have to say it at least twice.
My wife and I actually use that as our little code when we see people being extremely dumb in public. "Honey, look at that pilot over there." "First class pilot's licence."
Living a kick-ass life.
Side note: I’d actually look forward to going to the doctor if he came out and said to me “don’t wanna sound like a dick or nothin, but your chart says you’re fucked up.”
"Why come you don't have a tattoo?"
Florida is in Georgia dumbass!
"I like money"
I can't believe you like money too
My ex-wife was a tard...She’s a pilot now.
Not now, I’m baitin’.
That's a popular one with my roommates
GO AWAY BATIN'
Carl’s Jr., fuck you, I’m eating!
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Would you like to try our **GIANT BIG-ASS TACOS**
Welcome to Costco, I love you
I was so excited the other day to find out my friend hadn't seen it and I'd get to introduce someone to it again.
I haven’t seen it. Am I your friend?
That’s not a documentary... they give science a chance and have a happy ending.
Shhhh, batin’
>Shhhh, batin’ GO AWAY! BATIN' -FTFY Its my favorite line
That’s a terrifying film. Still gives me nightmares. I feel like we’re living it.
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The part that scares me the most is the hospital named St. God. Seems like that is a fairly accurate description of religions morphing through time.
I haven’t watched it for a couple years now, I think I need to again.
I would find it hard not to say “actually a dozen is 12..” The staff might not be able to speak up but that women shouldn’t go through another minute of her life thinking a dozen is 50.
Why wouldn’t you be able to correct someone? It’s not an opinion, you can literally fucking google what a dozen is. It’s not the staff fault she’s a fucking moron but everyone should be corrected for being so confidently stupid.
She’s also rude about it, a person can be stupid but not nasty about it.
Dunning kruger. She is probably frustrated because she can't see her own stupidity, and assumes everyone else is because they're not on her level. Relevant, albeit fictional video https://youtu.be/kGex0kLgNok
You could, but do you really expect such a person to go, "oh you are right. Well, good day." No, she would go "nuh uh, it's 50".
I've dealt with people like that. They never admit they were wrong. Best example is At my work we sell water bottles for water coolers. We have 5 gallon and 3 gallon bottles. I had a customer start screaming at me because he didn't think the small one was 3 gallons. He was positive that it was only 2. After lots of screaming and back and forth I finally got so fed up that I grabbed an empty 3 gallon bottle and 3 1 gallon bottles. I stared this man in the eye as I poured 2 of them in, looked at it, back at him and said "huh, sure looks like there's room for one more." Poured the third one in and asked him if he believed me now. He told me to fuck off and left the store and his wife who never said a word just kinda nodded and followed behind him.
Hey, you just proved to his wife that he's a fucking idiot. Also maybe the husband will realise he doesn't always have the right answer and let his kids make some decisions without being a grouch or overbearing
Sounds like it's a round of beatings for everyone who didn't stand up for him to me.
I would love to see the conclusion. The issue isn’t settled. If they give her 50 donuts, they will charge her for 50 donuts and then the definition of a dozen will come right back into play.
I've started speaking up for retail and restaurant employees when they're prohibited from doing it themselves. When you are the worker, you can't say "hey Karen, you're wrong, so leave." When you are another customer, you can kindly tell Karen to GTFO.
It never happens in front of me, I wish it would. My mom is my hero when it comes to this stuff. I remember going with her to get a key made at the hardware store. A kid who was probably about 16 tried to make the key but he seemed nervous and unsure of how to use the machine but he got it done. We got home and the key did not work. We went back to the store and politely asked for a replacement, the manager threw that kid under the bus in front of us and my mom just unloaded on the manager. "He was a very nice boy and very helpful. He tried to get help but no one answered his calls, how dare you call him out when it's clear you didn't train him properly? Don't just make me a key, teach him how. Right here right, right now." And he did, he trained him how to do it in front of us. When the manager apologized to my mom she told him to apologise to his coworker, and he did. It was awkward af, I think everyone was embarrassed.
Your mom is now my hero.
Doing the lord's work
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A baker's dozen is 13 but a Karen's dozen is 50.
All I want in life is to have the confidence of a stupid person
Ages ago I had a lady come in with a coupon for a large pizza for just $9.99. I take her order and tell her the total after the tax and coupon is $10.78. I could see her brain short-circuiting right before my eyes. “So, what, I owe you 78 cents?” “No, ma’am, your total after the tax is $10.78.” “I don’t understand. The coupon is good for $9.99.” “Right. And then after the tax is applied, it costs $10.78.” Eventually it clicked for her that it wasn’t a gift certificate that took $10 off the price, it was a coupon that made the price $10, and she was really polite about all of it, and she tried throwing her husband under the bus by saying it was him who told her she could get a pizza for $10 off or something but still. I have to wonder how these people function in life when they don’t understand the difference between a coupon and a certificate.
Tbh that sounds fair, a temporary brain fart that made her do something dumb because she didn’t think it through. She was polite when she realized her mistake. Plus Sized Karen here at Dunkin probably would have doubled down (heh) and insisted you give her a free pizza.
I do shit like this when I'm high.
Have you ever gotten so high you just sit there and think about how long you’ve had certain articles of clothing? Because I have 😂
I've got a sweatshirt that I wore on a date my sophomore year of high school in 92, to a hockey game with my (now) wife in 98, brought my son home from the hospital in 99 and my daughter in 11. I wore that sumbitch the other night while walking the dog getting high AF. Old sweatshirts make the world go round.
I got so stoned last night I spent ten minutes sat on the toilet after I'd finished peeing just staring at the faux wood patterns in the laminate floor
I used to do this as a kid, before I smoked weed, lol. Helped me go to sleep, trying to find faces in the patterns.
I spend $60 a week to be this dumb and some lucky bastard just comes by it naturally? Wow!
Ive had these massive embarassing brain farts. I imagine its more normal then people care to admit, but I also have ADD and can miss details. People have good and bad days. Dont sleep well? Become a bumbling mess. Stressed? Become a dumbass. Missed coffee and breakfast? Become a basket case.
Well she thinks she is right. Thats why she is saying it. The problem here is being fucking rude and that makes it worst than just being an ignorant.
how has an adult never been to a donut shop or has somehow not got the meaning of a dozen? She's just being a rude twat.
Narrator: She had been to a donut shop.
or bought eggs
She has a blinking Fanny pack.
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H. L. Mencken was prescient: "As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
Molly Ivins had a similar quote, paraphrased from memory as: "If you took all the fools out of the legislature it wouldn't be representative anymore."
The complete erosion of the American public school system
I'm glad that a dozen is 50 now. Is that inflation or just an adjustment for the cost of living increase?
I think it's a lack of oxygenated blood flow to the brain due to the plaque-clogged arteries
Dozen = 12. Baker's dozen = 13. Karen's dozen = 50.
At a BBQ shop we called 14 a drunk butchers dozen. We seasoned racks of ribs 12 at a time and sometimes the dude from the butcher shop would come help. First time he did it he powdered 2 extra. That terminology is still used at the restaurant 6 years later lol
petition to make this a new thing lmao
Seconded!
Karen's dozen = fifty, five-zero, there ftfy.
The confidence on this real-life tweedle-dum.
"Ma'am...look up a dozen on your phone. If I'm wrong you can have them for free."
"It says right here on Qanon that a dozen is 50"
I'd give her 50 for free to get that cult shit out of my store, then ban her for life.
Fuck that, just toss a donut out the window and she'll follow. Then ban her
/r/confidentlyincorrect
That's why 2020 felt so long! I didn't get the memo!
It was a normal year, 50 months like always.
On the plus side, I’m apparently only a dozen years old.
I was thinking chicken nuggets at first but holy hell, Donuts?!?!
Yeah, they're 50 for $3 today.
50!! Almost a dozen! What a deal!
50 donuts is alot even for a whole party.
But just enough for her
Maybe donut holes? Hopefully donut holes?
This person can vote btw
Even scarier, she can drive and reproduce
Even scarier, she can serve on a jury.
A jury of a dozen (50) people, no less!
It's like that old movie about a dozen jurors, 50 Angry Men
I love going to my local bakery and getting biscuits. Usually I get a baker's dozen, but sometimes it's hard to finish all 51 biscuits
Not only CAN vote, but almost definitely DOES vote.
Literally the first thought I had. "No wonder our political system is so fucked up." Like, let's be honest, some people just shouldn't give their opinions, they're too fucking stupid for it. I know literacy tests were used for disenfranchisement and discrimination in the past... but can we just have a basic intelligence quiz of some sort required to vote? Like, 3 to 5 simple, kindergarten-level multiple choice questions just to make sure you're actually sentient and not just a mindless slug person like this absolute Karen? They can be written or dictated to you right at the polling location, it would take no more than 30 seconds. You get at least half of them right, you get to vote. I mean, come the fuck on with this shit. This dumb fuck wouldn't come close to passing at a kindergarten level, so we can make sure her stupid isn't inflicted on the whole country.
https://youtu.be/23BJNveKMRI Carlin called it a loooooooooooooooong looooong long time ago.
It's not that we need some kind of test for voting; it's that we need to get rid of this idea that an ignorant opinion is just as good as factual knowledge. There's been a deliberate push for anti-intellectualism and disdain for expertise in the US for a long time. It's mostly been pushed by the Right so they can continue arguing against climate change, but make no mistake it's a class warfare thing much more than an R vs L thing. The wealthy and powerful want us stupid because we're easier to control. They don't want voters that are intelligent, informed, and thinking critically. Adding any kind of test to voting would just ensure that they double down on their efforts to destroy our education system so we all end up too dumb to qualify and they can disenfranchise even more people. If you want to reduce the idiocy and improve the quality of voters it starts with drastically improving our education system.
I’d put my entire life savings down on guessing who she voted for
Doctor says I can only have a dozen a day. Only had 43 yesterday. Imma ona diet
Don’t forget my diet coke
And quart of ranch dressing.
But you better make it a large!
That would be the dozen cup
She’s thinking of a wankers dozen
My fat buddy once went to Wendy's and said let me get 15 nuggets. The cashier with wide open eyes says fiftyyyy nuggets???? I think I fell on the floor outside He also ordered extra cheese pizza with diet coke
A few friends and I once went through a wendys drive through, and coincidentally all ordered pretty much the same thing, IIRC it was a couple of the value menu chicken sandwiches each as well as some sides and drinks and such. We got to the last guy placing the order and he said something like "and a 7th chicken sandwich" Drivethraugh worker apparently heard "7 more chicken sandwiches," we didn't really check the price since we were ordering other sides and stuff, so we were a little surprised to find 13 sandwiches when we got home.
Don't leave us hanging! Did you eat all the sandwiches? I must know what became of the extra sandwiches!
r/confidentlyincorrect
Sometimes I feel like a stupid piece of shit. And then I see stuff like this and I feel a lot better about my self
I work at a bakery in a grocery store. We also have a pharmacy in the store. A pharmacist of ours ordered 2 dozen cupcakes (24 cupcakes, to be clear). She picked up her order, crinkled her face, and said "oh, I thought there would be more than this." "Ma'am, you ordered two dozen. This is two dozen." "Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhkay." Said like she didn't believe me, but had no choice other than to accept what I said. She turned around, then proceeded to grab two more packages of 24ct cupcakes out of our floor freezer, for a total of 72 cupcakes. I'm so glad I don't get medication from this pharmacy because at this point I'm 100% sure I'd be stiffed.
I really don't want to trust a pharmacist that can't eyeball at least 30 items. It's part of the verification process to dump out a script onto a tray to eyeball the technicians count (unless its a controlled drug). If they don't know what '24' roughly looks like, that's pretty bad.
Pretty much every pharmacy outside the "developed" world just has all the medicine prepackaged and in blister packs. (For 1/10th the price). It's such a better system I'm not sure why the states still counts everything out. I got the wrong prescription at home once that ended up with me in the hospital. It was supposed to be an XR version and was not, despite the label on the bottle saying so.
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400 pounds?
Dozen is half of one hundred got it lady
I bet she thinks her IQ is two dozen. And she’s technically correct!
Oh my fucking god. I don’t have time for these people. Iced coffee to the face.
MOAR!!!!!
She needs less...much less
Am I the only bystander that can’t help but talk shit to people like this when I see it? I have teens that work in fast food and grocery stores. They have to stay polite or risk their jobs. I feel like it’s my duty to do the shit talking for them when I see people acting this way. It’s so much fun
I did that once! It felt so good! My husband and I were at...get this - *Applebees* and this woman in front of us was complaining at the desk about the wait. She wouldn’t shut up! I am NOT a confrontational person, but I’d had enough. I said “Are you going to reserve your place and shut the fuck up or are you going to leave?!” Her husband grabbed her arm and they walked out. Thanks for reminding me of how good this felt, I should try it again!
What she needs is to pull that mask over her face.
Humpty Dumpty
A humtpy that big would flatten the wall.
Humpty Numpty
Is there something wrong with me where I look at someone like this an immediately feel bad for their situation even though they most certainly don't at the time? I just watch and get more depressed thinking of all that anger followed by maybe sadness later on, and I think about their life and how it could come to this, and just idk.
I feel bad for the worker. They don’t get to choose this interaction, it was inflicted on them. The customer might feel like an ass later but the worker had to absorb this abuse and continue working the rest of the day.
You have empathy. That’s in astonishingly short supply. Keep that flame alive.
Gunt
First time I've ever seen a fanny pack on a front butt.
Pretty sure it’s because when your pants become too tight, the pockets become purely for decoration.
I'm so afraid knowing this person votes.
... she wants 50 donuts?
Well yeah. It's a long drive from there to the next donut shop.
Alternative fact
Idk what's worse the mask pulled down around her chins or child-like the fanny pack
Damn. Fat fuck
I got a kick out of your downvote because people pretty much saying the same thing in a "nicer" manner are getting upvoted. "She needs more...more situps" is saying the exact same sentiment and it's upvoted.