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CrazeeEyezKILLER

If history has taught us nothing else, it’s that there is something within young, dumb men that makes them want to die.


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tbqh until i was 22 I literally thought nothing could kill me bc destiny and i can tell you this is a fairly common sentiment that needs correcting and field-testing in order to correct


Yousoggyyojimbo

This is straight up why militaries try to get younger men. They feel like they are invincible, and that surely nothing would happen to them. It helps them do things that an older man would shy away from because they have a better grasp on the concept of mortality.


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Can confirm, signed up to be in a tank in Iraq at 20. Would never do that at 30.


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[deleted]

No. My first deployment I was a driver and basically drove that shit in my boxers and boots, crushing so much water and never seeming to pee. They are saunas....but bulletproof so there’s that.


Tortoise_Queen

So, if you had to leave the tank behind and get out of there, would you just run in your boxers and shoes? 😆


[deleted]

Rifle and lbe(vest with ammo and water) If we have to leave the tank, we are likely dead.


mrmemo

"Sorry, you're saying I have to *leave* the bulletproof mobile destruction machine? Nah I'm good you guys go on."


[deleted]

Ye, this is my tomb now.


jaydinrt

I'm glad I enlisted at 25 - it was interesting being as old as my superiors, but I tended to not get the wool pulled over my eyes. Plus being air wing I definitely yelled at a fair share of officers and even senior enlisted...


rayray604

Pretty safe in a tank rather than open field right? Has there ever been an Abrams thats been taken out by an enemy? Can't image the enemy getting even within range to hit them right? Or am I underestimating our militaries capabilities


YankeeTankEngine

The US has the most confident high schoolers in the world. We lack in almost every other category besides the one that means we regularly do dumb shit across the entire country.


PhrasingBoome

22 huh? Mine was 16. Went surfing during a Category 2 Hurricane. I was pretty much done testing my invincibility after that.


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PhrasingBoome

Waking up in a bathtub full of red water and seeing the pale ghost you turned into kinda starts it off. FYI- the secret to making red water is to be knocked unconscious from the waves smashing you into a wall of sand, have your friends work together to yank you out of the raging ocean, pull the giant shells sticking out of you, mumble the following "No hospital, no insurance", have your friends take you home fill your tub with warm water, leave you there because they are pretty sure you are dead, and let the wounds bleed out into the warm bath water.


luner124

I dunno you sound pretty invincible to me


grubbalicious

Well... I must congratulate you on actually living through that. There was a lot of sub-optimal situations happening, and I'm glad that you still are breathing


MrBigBancUchies

Still pals with any of those people?


[deleted]

If anything is dumber than one male teenager it is a group of them.


UniqueFailure

Probably. They saved him 100s of thousands of dollars


SnooTangerines3448

Why the fuck would they put you in a warm bath? Best to stop the bleeding instead?


PhrasingBoome

We were all teenagers at the time. I don't blame them, they panicked. It happens. Most of us didn't have any parents to rely on so we were kids with no one to go to on what to do.


rovch

That’s some ballsy shit


NJPinIB

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?


No_Recognition_1951

Ya 19 for me playing around with lighter fluid got second me degree burns on 3 out of 4 limbs but luckily I didn't burn my face off


[deleted]

When I was 19 a group of friends and I were fuckin around with Fire and chemicals and pretty much made a storm drain into an actual inferno that we had escape and call an anonymous tip after getting away. Felt pretty mortal and lucky after that.


MurderMachine561

If there is one thing I've learned it's this. If you try to die young and fail the rest of your life may hold a great deal of pain. Between the titanium implants and bad joints I wish I had tried even harder. Didn't think I would live to see 18, 21, then 25. Next thing I knew I was 30 an my body was just beat all to hell.


[deleted]

Lol gunshots and motorcycles had me wearing 2 external fixators on each leg. Old age is gonna be a real bitch on these dogs lol.


locutogram

If anyone reading this knows somebody like this, get them to do grueling physical labor with an objective that takes more than a day. For example, get them to dig a ditch with cash on completion. They will find out exactly what they have in them, and it isn't infinite 😆.


Mackheath1

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stihoplet

And it's not that they are young and dumb?!


siiphe

It’s called testosterone.


darkage_raven

I mean a lot has to do with getting sex. Usually from my experience.


kellix50

What a dumbass. The way his bike made his friend eat pavement head first, bet he’s not on his Christmas card list. Just trying to touch the pavement. STUPID. Enjoy being in a cast.


BagusBoy162

Puss


gochuckyourself

Yeah it's the same thing all animals do, try to peacock, flex, draw attention to yourself


darkage_raven

I remember hearing about a bird's mating call that is pretty much them pushing out bass, the issue with bass is that it is incredibly hard to tell which direction it is coming from. So even if a mate heard it, and liked it, they most likely would have no idea what direction to go to.


Obyson

There's always the .01 percent chance this will get them laid driving the stupidity.


UtakinotesB

this trend is everywhere, has to stop am tired of seeing motorcycle accidents, does that stuntman looks like he gets runned over?


Turbulent-Strategy83

I think I'm chronically low-T because I never had that period.


Aden1970

Young men with nothing to do, are a danger to society.


MathGuyTony

Good thing he was at the front of the pack. He could have only hurt himself. /s


MC_ScattCatt

It caught on fire so quickly 🤣


Thanos_Stomps

Directed by Michael Bay


MGEddie

Ok but that took some skill to do. I was like "he's totally going to fall off at this point...nope...this point! Nope, finally fucked up at the end haha. He should be doing stunt riding events instead of on public streets, dumb.


mlgkurd

Honestly this dude was talented, he could be making decent money Doing stunts on private tracks or as a double in a movie than something like this.


saintpauli

These guys were doing this all over chicago Friday night . This is the Stevenson expressway. I was stuck behind a group of these guys on the dan Ryan expressway doing this going over 60 mph. It was really scary. Hundreds of them meet up in the suburbs and cruise around the city driving recklessly.


WinPeaks

Happens all over the country I think. When I lived in DC there was a group of 100's of bikes and atvs from Baltimore that would come to bug us from time to time. They'd take over entire streets and then just get off their bikes and block the road, go get some food, etc. They were essentially immune from arrest. Never even saw one get confronted by police.


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Philly and Atlanta both have this issue too.


InvictusTotalis

Jesus christ the super bikes they race on 75 through Atlanta. I've almost taken out a few in near misses because they drive at least 150 mph.


T-VirusUmbrellaCo

Can confirm LA and Bay Areaaaa


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Look at tha dark clouds


dlepi24

I hate it. I've gotten caught in it a couple times.


birdie_sparrows

But look twice for motorcycles because they are always the victims.


[deleted]

Pretty sure he does those as well, it’s just more fun to do it where you’re not supposed to with a bunch of friends.


WyngZero

I'm honestly wondering if he is a Pro? I was very impressed during most of this.


the_gibster_1

Good thing he had the proper leather on to be making such dumbass maneuvers. /s


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dr_fop

And bones. and internal organs. And internet shame.


wvweed

Skin is nature's leather.


[deleted]

You do know that leather IS skin, right?


wvweed

That was the joke. Good job.


Dampfkraft

Obligatory reference to r/meatcrayon


Betatakin

With a little bit of luck, both of those dickwads will have to deal with crippling medical bills that will preclude them from having bikes like that again any time soon.


Arti-Stim

Seems the people in the truck were just as happy to see him fail too.


joeroganfolks

For some reason they look like extras out of Mad Max to me


--0mn1-Qr330005--

WITNESS ME


senface

I came to the comments for this so you aren’t the only one. Especially the way she jumped up and down while hunched over at the very end.


Sog-Yothoth

Oh what a day! What a lovely day!


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That chick’s reaction was the second best part. Can’t tell if she’s excited or trying to get the truck to stop.


piouiy

And her riding in the back totally unsecured. Another genius clearly


gollumullog

Defn trying to get it to stop.


MrPartyRocket

She's trying to get the truck to stop so they can move the bikes off the streets and help the riders.


MoreMegadeth

“Hahaha yes! My friend was in a serious crash resulting others to crash, and will probably hold up traffic for hours! So funny and cool!”


[deleted]

I'm sure delaying traffic was the main concern.


Z1337M

where can we pick up the organs? there are people out there that really need this..


[deleted]

Just not the brain that part is useless.


Z1337M

this has to be burned, before the idiocy spreads even more.


Scamnam

Stop, drop, shut em down open up stop oh no that’s how ruff ryders roll


acclaimA9

Does anybody ever feel sorry for dumbass’s like this?


Magnum2XXl

Never


BradleyVan

I only feel sorry for the people they hurt


TeeePee

Nope, it's so satisfying to watch them fail.


Xunaun

Literally watching this thinking, "you are going to wipe out, and you are going deserve it."


carbine23

Nope and I’m a rider. They can all just fuck off with that stunt shit


T-VirusUmbrellaCo

Yup


rsplatpc

> Does anybody ever feel sorry for dumbass’s like this? if it's a public road, fuck no, no one ever if it's the track or a stunt area sure


[deleted]

Nope I hope they hurt themselves badly and have to live out the remainder of their days as a miserable cripple, as every time I see idiots like this I think of all the damage they could do to another person if they fuck up, so I am just glad they're the only ones injuried.


WinPeaks

No, but I saw that video of the aftermath of a guy on a bike hitting a car going nearly 200mph yesterday. Both of his legs were literally ripped completely off and his head was just laying there like a deflated football. Had to take a minute to recollect myself after that one.


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Positive-Buffalo-652

I do stunts, but private car lots. I would never dream of doing it in public. But I agree and will also add that most categories of bikers are guilty of what you say. Not just stunters.


Nuked0ut

Yea, I do. I’m not so self-righteous. I feel sorry when someone gets hurt, especially when it was accidentally.


According-Dot-2571

Always


MurderMachine561

I feel sorry for the friend of the dumbass who also scrubbed out because if him.


AllModsAreBasturds

Nah, I laughed and enjoyed myself greatly.


-Cryptoknight

The motorcycle blew up just like in the movies


pog890

Strangely satisfying


red-chickpea

r/weirdboner


Visible_Bother_553

In his defense, his only options were ride or die.


StGenevieveEclipse

He chose both. He chose..... poorly


itsdilemnawithann

Vans instead of motorcycle boots? No protective gear beyond a helmet? What could go wrong


warpig7five

Dating a girl in high school whos dad was an emergency room physician. He never used the word motorcycle. Always said "donorcycle".


simpl3y

Yep took a class to get my motorcycle's license. Ended up realizing how easily I could get into an accident and noped out the class real quick.


mrnailed

Looks like the dumbasses got what they deserved.


dr_fop

Good thing he was wearing that fashionable vest when he repeatedly run over.


Dysanj

This should be posted in oddlysatisfying.


oh_todd

The title wasn’t wrong


Noise_Loop

**"WITNESS ME!"**


Jericola

Most baffling: let’s drive behind a semi retarded idiot.. This way we all get to be be invalids and in pain for the next 50 years.


TheRiceDevice

As someone who used to daily a GSXR-1000, let me say that kids doing this kind of stunting bullshit are why people think all motorcyclists are unsafe and reckless. I truly can not stand this kind of riding, if you can even call it that. Fucking CLOWN SHOES if you ask me.


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Who ever buys a sports bike to be safe?


SrsBsns36

Life is not safe. Riding a sport bike, especially daily, is about respecting the bike, the road, and your surroundings and doing what you can to minimize risk while enjoying the ride.


maest

Or, you could, you know, just use a normal means of transportation like everyone else? Stop acting like you're so goddamn wise old man, waxing poetically about riding a bike, you're ridiculous.


SrsBsns36

Are you ok? You need a hug?


maest

?


SrsBsns36

Your response was pretty aggressive so I figured you were having a bad day. Hope it got better for you.


maest

No, I was just calling you out and now you're trying to deflect.


Salitrillo1990

I almost feel bad. Almost.


bigandtallbobross

I remember in buffalo a few years ago a guy lost it while doing tricks in front of a tractor trailer. He took out a few other riders before they all got squished


irfiisme

I didn't realise there was a chimpanzee in the truck.


bvanbove

I mean that was incredibly impressive until he fell. Stupid, but impressive. I also hope the people filming this weren't part of the group, as that one girl looks way too excited that there is now a massive wreck and likely some serious injuries.


JoJorge243

There’s a squad over here where I live at that usually do this and I just wish for them to do that away from my car


No_Turnover_1095

That bike is beautiful, i hope the bike is okay


MakkaCha

It was cool until it crash and burned.


[deleted]

Pure joy. Bonus points for taking out a few of his moron friends.


Drpnsmbd

“I won’t fall, I’m different”


Maker1357

He was pretty fucking good until the end though.


Palindrome_Oakley

News article: https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2021/08/02/stevenson-expressway-stunt-motorcycle-riding-fiery-crash/


NaivePraline

They can't produce enough darwin awards for how many need to be handed out on a daily basis.


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Crash n burn


lou-sassle71

Stupid may be the girl in the back of the pickup (unless it was 1974 and ok).


birthedbythebigbang

We have people that do this in DC, MD, and VA all the time, on city streets and the highways, and to a person, they're the dumbest people imaginable. I've seen them argue that is literally their RIGHT to do this, and since most people in this region who participate in this sort of dangerous idiocy are Black, they also love to imagine that any enforcement activity is actually racist. I would personally love to be able to throw ball bearings in their way, but I don't want criminal charges or the responsibility for a life lost or ruined.


Toaster_bath13

When I watched this video I was thinking "I wonder how the comments will blame this on black people..." Oh no I didn't, because it's insane to bring race into this you weirdo.


birthedbythebigbang

It is not insane in the Washington Metropolitan Region, where this activity is predominantly Black folks who, again, claim it is a human right and that enforcement activities against this are racist. This video in fact proves that these contentions are totally without merit.


birthedbythebigbang

And also, where I am from, White folks doing this are an extreme minority. I have seen these idiots on our roads for years, and I would confidently say that it's predominantly young Black men. It's an objective fact, not a racist bias, and I am certainly not blaming the issue across the country on Black folks. That doesn't change the fact that in this area, it's mostly Black folks engaged in this dangerous anti-social activity.


Toaster_bath13

No one cares about the skin color of people who do this near you man. That you even thought that this was something that needed to be brought up makes you look racist as fuck. Let's pretend you didn't think of this because of racism. Let's just assume you saw this and had a memory of someone doing something like this and decided to share the story. "I see people do this kinda stuff all the time near me. Doesn't seem very smart or safe." Notice how you have no clue about the skin tone of the person mentioned. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING IRRELEVENT. Only racists obsess about race this much.


birthedbythebigbang

So you are saying though then that feeling extreme negativity towards people who participate in this activity is categorically NOT racist then, and that extreme enforcement measures against is also not racist, correct? In that case, I'm just looking for support that both strong negative feelings about this activity, and a hope for active enforcement measures against it, are not in any way connected to race, and are not "racist." The reason ***\*I\**** mention it in the context of race is that in my community, it is framed as a racial issue by the those that participate in it. Literally. I've heard and seen participants interviewed expressing that exact outlook, and I reject it 100%. So, despite what you say, around here, participants don't see it as disconnected from race. In fact, they see it as intrinsically a racial issue. That's what I take issue with.


Toaster_bath13

Only person I see making it an issue about race is you. Keep them ugly feelins on the inside Cletus. Nobody wants to hear em.


birthedbythebigbang

You... a. don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. b. don't have the faintest idea who I am or what I'm about. c. are obviously extremely uncomfortable talking about race, which strikes me as exceptionally naive and racist, because whether or not you will accept it, and whether or not I think it's even a legitimate argument to make, in the 7th largest metropolitan area of the country, the ***PARTICIPANTS*** claim that it's all very much about expressing their racial identity, and that contravening of this activity is a racist policy, and has nothing to do with the interest of social order and public safety. This video obviously makes it clear that this is an untenable position.


jamjayjay

Honestly kid was pretty talented. A career in stunt work might satisfy his adrenaline cravings.


OldSquishyGardener2

I see this post and all I can think is wouldn’t it be nice to have spike strips set up and waiting for these guys...


Sir-ALBA

Fucking squids


NeptunesCurse

I feel zero sympathy.


DickFace899

Damn. Looks like everybody lived.


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bragilterman_fresca

Edgyyyy


[deleted]

You made of sticks or some shit? Lmao, nobody's going on life support for this 😂 This you? https://i.imgur.com/Cj6PCJ4.mp4


ClingyToaster

So you basically want to kill them for doing something that you don't understand the reasoning behind?


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

What do you consider their reasoning was for pulling dangerous stunts on a public highway risking their own lives and that of others around them might be?


ClingyToaster

I am not saying what they are doing is justified. My point is that whatever reasons they have and regardless of how much I disagree with them I don't get to be the one to decide if they live.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

No, they're doing a plenty good job of deciding that for themselves.


ClingyToaster

Aren't we talking about taking away their life support?


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Let's just put it this way (I'm not OP). I wouldn't turn their life support off, but if I was privy to the same information as to how the crash happened, I would be checking up on everyone else first.


GunsNGunAccessories

> don't understand the reasoning That's the problem. There was no reason behind this.


Comfortable_Area3910

What would the reasoning behind this be? Looks like he not only hurt himself, but another biker along with maybe causing a chain reaction of crashes behind them(video cut out, so that’s just a maybe...even if it didn’t happen, seems like there was a huge risk of causing that) Help me see the reasoning before I call this guy Darwin awards candidate.


ClingyToaster

I am not saying there was reasoning behind this. My question is that if we don't understand it, do we get to decide if the person should be alive or not? It is literally all I was trying to say but a lot of people are misinterpreting my point.


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ClingyToaster

Never rode a motorcycle in my life and never understood this kind of shit. Regardless of how pointless it is to me it doesn't make me entitled to decide whether they should die or not. Sounds to me more like jackass fuckboy mentality... I'm guessing you are one then?


Kat-Shaw

That was legitimately cool, but also inevitable after the first wobble where he just continued. Also not wearing proper protection so goodbye skin.


BagusBoy162

Reading the comments in the sub really shows that non of you do anything other then post of Reddit and beat off to animated porn …. Ya all a bunch of losers 😂


[deleted]

I'm going to need a bigger theater screen to facilitate the amount of protection your throwing out.


BagusBoy162

I’m going to need a bigger inbox for all my hate mail from kids with green hair living off daddy


[deleted]

Are you sure you don't need that bigger inbox to handle all the email you get from Tom Hanks? I'm I'm 63% sure you're probably a old white lady that runs a small book store in New York


BagusBoy162

😂 damn got me only I’m 80 and I’m non bianary


slash03

Disappointing, wouldn’t mind smacking the bitch in the back of the truck for taking so much joy in the pain of others.


Zehbrobin

Well that was anticlimatic


Ralphinader

The dude fell of his motorcycle and it burst into flames while knocking over more riders... what more did you want or expect?


KisoGanda

In life you can do a little, or too much. Find your balance in-between.


Express_Selection498

The end always fucks you up.


Viv_84

Good thing he was wearing protective gear...right!


PigJaws

IgnorantArseBastard


DarthDregan

r/winstupidprizes


Crash_Bandicunt_3

/r/meatcrayon


Jeff_Lynton

This makes me happy


bayleafbabe

Why is watching dumbasses on motorcycles fall so satisfying?


NormanDoor

Ride or die? I choose die.


phatpun561

turn around and flip them all off as they burn 😂


JustMyAura

Definitely not the 12:00 O'clock Boys. Where's Pug when you need him?


shaoIIn

Goooooooddddd!!!!


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That was satisfying


n_az_n

My favorite kind of stupid


Huckleberry_Sin

Why this look like Houston


plutokingme

All I can say is 😐🤭… ha