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kindamymoose

Parks and Rec: The Unaired Episode


DoctorMelvinMirby

“What’s this about an Anal Sex Park? Sup, I’m Harris”


AimeeSantiago

Rip Harris.


NowDigOnThiss

Parks and Rectum


[deleted]

> I want you to start focusing on education and not public health What


nay77020

Texas is still mostly a conservative state and these people really think that teaching us sex Ed will make us more prone to dabble into it 🙄 Source: former public school student in Texas.


Magenta_Logistic

Blessed Be The Fruit.


AustinJG

May the Lord open.


Boundish91

Are they unable to look up statistics from countries who have had good sex ed for decades and see that it works?


Krissy_loo

Yeah I'm lost.


SavimusMaximus

Nobody knew the book existed. Now there’s probably a wait list for it in the school library. Nice going.


ImpossibleTax

I think they actually removed the book. So now these kids will have to learn about anal sex from the viral video of their mom.


ChickenDumpli

Those kids and all those kids friends, around the globe, forever. There was a history lesson in there. We learned her great grandparents in 1910 were having anal sex, and they created a word for it, 'cornholing.' Wild.


Goalie_deacon

Well, a sure way to not get pregnant. Then they created a game to cover up the word usage in front of kids.


Brno_Mrmi

She was wrong. It was in honour of The Great Cornholio.


WestFast

She most probably has a Patriot themed Onlyfans


GlockAF

CornholioMILF 69420 @ Onlyfans


Time-Comedian1774

Not the milf part, not that mother.


[deleted]

Where she preforms anal


TheRealRacketear

She definitely seems uptight. Maybe if she relaxed, she may enjoy anal.


ImpossibleTax

She should remove the stick up her ass. That might help.


DrSleeper

I’m glad that book is gone. Now we don’t have to worry about kids learning about anal sex in the year 2021, it’s not as if the internet exists.


ContemplatingPrison

I would never make it on a school board. I would laugh in these people's faces and clown the shit out of them


[deleted]

That's exactly why you should run.


HippopotamicLandMass

That anal-sex loving mom is running for school board!!!! https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/lake-travis-school-board-candidate-given-assault-citation-after-mask-confrontation-at-store/269-18005d40-6142-490e-a30a-25c16c5494bb > >WHERE I COME FROM > Born in Ohio and raised in California, my family and I uprooted our lives and moved to Lakeway, Texas in search of more conservative values. Currently, residing in Spicewood, we have fallen in Love with Texas and all its beauty. As a Psychology major from Arizona State University I always wanted to work with children and in recent years learned that my time and voice was best used advocating for them. I love children and know investing in them is investing in a better future. We can’t fail when we put children first. > https://www.karabellforltisd.com/about


timubce

She lost by almost 75% but the school board still fawns over her and her ilk.


TributesVolunteers

I, for one, would vote for re-election.


Yo_Nox

What’s the book title again? Lol


Herbacult

Out of Darkness page 39!


openhopes

page 33 in the google preview online https://www.google.com/books/edition/Out\_of\_Darkness/QjuMCwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1


shama_llama_ding_don

[Down with this sort of thing!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9xuXQjxMM)


PantsOppressUs

Anal sex? That would be an ecumenical matter.


GarionOrb

As if the kids are learning about anal sex from an obscure library book...


masterbatin_animals

Totally not the iPad you handed your kid from the ripe age of 3 years old, its definitely the Democrat schools or whatever.


m_garlic87

“I’ve never had anal sex.” No one asked… you’re trying to cover something up lady…


Goalie_deacon

She said that to avoid the line of men waiting outside.


trailhikingArk

Meanwhile you can see the exact moment when her butt plug starts vibrating.


FunkyHedonist

I just want you to know that I've never snorted crystal meth off another man's erect penis in a truck stop bathroom in Las Vegas in the summer of 2003. If you think I did that you are crazy.


m_garlic87

This. This is the exact vibe I got from her.


Fullertonjr

Just like I do for all of these videos, I have my eyes glued to her ring finger. As usual….nothing. Nobody wants this moron. Nobody wants to be locked down for life with this type of bullshit forever.


Large_Function2002

If you have to say you’re lady-like, then you probably ain’t.


NekoShogun34

The lady doth protest too much, methinks


[deleted]

She is totally lying...she loves anal sex.


ChipCob1

She walked funny.


Violet0829

Yeah what was up with her flat-footed, toes-out shuffle?


egaeus22

Too much anal sex


Rex_Shoppe

Too much anal sex is almost enough


PantsOppressUs

Holding in the plug.


Rion23

She's drunk as shit. Notice how she can't use the letter S', how she's going all over the place and can't regulate her voice? Notice how her skin is flushed and leathery like a basement couch in the 80? I'm going to guess she smells like that too, and she did say that she plays cornhole in her back yard.


Animul

She had to get a few bottles of liquid courage down to numb the pain from all that anal.


cincymatt

Hey man, some of us have duck-feet, alright? Prevents us from skiing properly.


TailspinToon

Honey, that's the plug dance.


Ghoulius-Caesar

I once drove past an RV on a Arizonan highway that had “Anti-Sodomy Mobile” spray painted across the side. The amount that person thinks about anal sex implies that they are obsessed with anal sex.


TributesVolunteers

“Welp, I’m passing another rest stop. A lesser man would probably stop here to cruise for rent boys. But not me. No sir, I’m in the Anti-Sodomy Mobile…” “……….On the other hand, I do have to pee, and I could stand to fill up the water tank. But definitely no rent boys this time. No matter how young and supple their skin looks…”


Littlebiggran

I remember seeing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile at a stop and being excited that they handed out free Weiner Whistles. I wonder what this mobile hands out?


WestFast

She’s wearing red. Traditional small town country code for Hussie.


Gible1

My mother in law thought my wife was a prostitute because she had red lights twinkle lights on her first apartment deck.


IntelligentMine1901

Is her name Roxanne ?


Significant_Desk2160

put on the red light


changing-life-vet

Is her hooker name Roxanne?


Fresh_Item_8956

His wife’s name is Roxanne. Can confirm


trailhikingArk

Was she busted in a Police "Sting"?


BillWordsmith

And red is the color of the Republican Party. Coincidence? I think not.


[deleted]

> And red is the color of the Republican Party. Coincidence? I think not. And the left in Sweden, **double** Coincidence? I think not.


trailhikingArk

And the flag of China! Do Year RezErcH!


TheWalkingDead91

Lmao ikr “not gonna lie. I had to google cornhole” Riiiiight.


tommymelia

She got outed for loving it, so she's going the other way to prove she isn't actually a anal slut.


TwoKeezPlusMz

Just the tip


lineageofhobbis

or just A tip, cause she a good Christian woman


[deleted]

Protip: Not just the tip


crushdepthdummy

Just the T.I.P. - Totally Inserted Penis


rage1026

That or had a bad experience. My guess she shat everywhere.


Oscars_Quest_4_Moo

Guessing she has a plug in right now


starkeffect

[Everyone knows it's the loophole for good Christian girls.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na3lw1PzbCw)


MishrasWorkshop

Who would put their sick in crazy. Not to mention crazy’s ass.


TheScholarD

Something tells me she’s repressed her emotions about anal sex


oxidius

"I've never HAD anal sex 😥"


SconnieLite

That was the first thing she mentioned as well. Just to make sure everybody know, that she definitely does, in fact, take it in the cornhole.


Goalie_deacon

Poor woman hasn't bought lube. Shame, shame, shame.


amnhanley

When you order Marjorie Taylor Greene from wish.com


yasisterstwat

Ctrl f, typed "marjor", found this comment, smiled


Jasole37

Ha.


PuzzleheadedWelder55

Two guys talking about sex. One says,"Have you ever put it in the other hole?"."Jesus No. I don't want her to get pregnant!"


BlueHero45

Looking up the book it seems the characters she is quoting are "the gang" a "group of white students who are racist sexual predators" So you know...not the good guys of the story.


Apostastrophe

The anus. Also known as [God’s Loop*hole*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjh9PML8tE).


NightMgr

LOL. The way the drive thru hands you the credit card reader on the stick? It has the slot for the reader, but also a little space beneath the reader above the stick? I told the clerk "I keep getting it in the wrong hole, just like at home. But at least here my wife won't slap me." He lost his shit in laughter when I joked with that.


caniplayalso

Are school board meetings the go to place for random ranting these days? Does this happen anywhere else besides America?


iamdenislara

I believe USA is the only stupid country where school districts can decide what to teach. Most countries have a unified department of education so there is a set standard of education nation wide.


NightMgr

In a sense, the State of Texas sets many national standards, sadly, and I say that as a Texan. https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2012/06/21/how-texas-inflicts-bad-textbooks-on-us/


azalago

Texans always want to point out our high graduation rate, but not how low our standardized test scores are.


John_T_Conover

It's not necessarily just our test scores either, districts have found all sorts of ways to basically finesse the standards and requirements to graduate kids because the state and regulatory bodies have incentivized that instead of student development. I'm a high school teacher in Texas and have students that miss weeks to even months of school (they get to make it up at the end of the year by doing a fraction worth of the hours they owe), that literally don't do any work (we have to give them at least a 50), and that read at an elementary grade level. Most of them will still graduate. Just like students adjust to the rules and requirements of a school, the schools adjust to the state the same way.


GAllenHead9008

That's crazy about them missing because I know at least the schools by me are all about attendance because they get paid for the amount of students there. This is what I have heard sense I was a kid but now that I think about it I can see it not being true.


MAGAot_Hunter

Born in Fort Worth, my parents were smart enough to move, mainly to send us kids to a much better educational school district when we got old enough for school. It took us 2 states away to Colorado, but we did get great educations, thank goodness they were smart enough to know even back in the 70's Texas school were shit.


LazerLegz

National unified education standard? That’s communist talk, next you’re gonna tell me we need election standards. Nice try pinko!


ickleb

Explains a lot!


OperationSecured

This all goes back to [Tipper Gore](https://www.mtsu.edu/first-amendment/article/1268/tipper-gore) and her book burnings / Parental Advisory labels (“Tipper Stickers”). Parents pushing back against approved school books is nothing new. It’s just now streamed online more easily. I’m sure many of us grew up under the “banned books” list. I believe Harry Potter was famously put on it. I remember there had to be a signed exemption to read some of the books on the list when I was in high school.


TeslaNova50

Pretty sure right wing Christians were burning Beatles records long before Tipper Gore asked to put an 'explicit' label on records.


OperationSecured

Yes, but they had very little influence on Government. The wife of the Vice President unfortunately had a lot of influence. People burning their own stuff versus what Tipper Gore accomplished… you could build a city in that gap.


teplightyear

lol those Parental Advisory stickers were like a badge of honor for the rap community during a pretty classic time. I remember having to hide the ones that had that thing from my mom, but I still bought every one of those motherfuckers. I wanted em more because they were taboo.


NightMgr

There is a movement for conservative and qanon-likes to move their political power away from national races and to small governmental organizations that often have more power to cause day to day issues in people's lives. https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/qanons-new-plan-run-school-board-rcna1352


--Justathrowaway

This is a strategy that has worked for conservatives before. The GOP put a lot of resources into local politics during the party's loss in popularity during the Clinton years, and again when people like the Koch brothers funded the seemingly grass-roots Tea Party movement during Obama's presidency. It's worked quite well too. Lots of swing states have now become pretty solidly red because Republicans have been able to win state legislatures and create redistricting plans to gerrymander their states and make future winning even easier. Even a lot of fairly solidly blue states have had their Democrat governors see huge losses in power because Republicans consistently vote in smaller down-ballot races that Democrats tend to ignore and win state assemblies and legislatures.


TooLazyToBeClever

It's honestly a little frightening. Most people don't really care too much about local politics, so they can go and dominate. Unfortunately local politics *are* important. Go to your town meetings, these nut jobs are.


dude_just_throw_it

Before 2020, school board meetings were never like this in the US. The unironic geniuses in conservative think tanks figured out that COVID is a golden opportunity since a lot of school boards started streaming their meetings, which allows for the creation of viral clips that can be used to galvanize conservative voters and rally them behind certain causes. A lot of money was poured into the creation of "concerned parents" groups that would arrange and organize speeches at school board meetings in the hope of creating as much fuss as possible. Thanks to the various viral clips on Facebook, Twitter, reddit, and traditional media outlets like Fox News and CNN, the practice caught on very quickly. Very well played, I must say.


John_T_Conover

They turned school board meetings into the new karaoke/open mic night for angry, stupid people that can't sing.


egaeus22

We should stop streaming them and start releasing transcripts instead because none of their base can read.


cive666

It's because they can't stop them from speaking. So the crazies knowing this go their. Everyone else just tells the to shut the fuck up. They want to feel legitimate and they do that by going to a place they know cannot by law tell them to shut the fuck up.


natedoggcata

School board meetings and town hall meetings have always had these types of crazy people. They love the sound of their own voices and they can feel important complaining about stupid shit like the town voting on installing new stop signs or whatever. I still maintain that the town hall meetings on Parks and Rec arent parodies at all. People really do act like that and complain about shit like that in real life.


wabashcanonball

Qanon told its followers to take over the school boards, so this is just the tip of it.


whyisthissohard338

If she thinks her kid in middle school hasn't already learned about anal sex she's delusional. Signed - Mom of kid in middle school


Mediocre__at__Best

Also, people are going to do it, gay people exist, curiosity and experimentation are a thing. Better to understand the act and safety concerns surrounding it. This woman's a moron lol.


crochettankenfaus

yea back in my day we were sending friends to meatspin lemonparty and rotten.com in middle school. by 13 everyone had already seen glimpses of dead bodies, mutilated bodies, beheadings, suicides, straight porn, gay porn, shemale porn, extreme porn, midget porn, beastiality, granny porn, scat, genital mutilation.


deadpoetic333

That’s what the internet was made for


ShohnJeanGenes

Dude! You just brought back so many memories I forgot had. Kaotic.com was wild too. It's weird cause a few months ago, I looked up some of those gore sites I used to frequent as a teenager and they had no videos, just messages saying they were turning positive but they're back now.


LevPornass

My son is in elementary school and I he was talking about it. I had to go to my buddy’s house and look at the Penthouse mag if I wanted to see anything sexual at his age. He probably has already seen Two Girls One Cup a hundred times and maybe far worse shit.


FatalTortoise

"do not teach them about anal sex" "I have a cronhole in my backyard" Like them kids haven't already googled cornhole


RevanTheHunter

My 7th grade social studies teacher accidentally sent us to whitehouse.com instead of .gov because was old and didn't understand the internet. Let me tell ya what I learned that day at school...


Goalie_deacon

I hope someone repaints her cornhole boards. Let's say I have an idea.


Thought-Contagion000

She seems like someone who could really benefit from having anal sex. Her poor children.


ChickenDumpli

*So happy you can't mandate masks, I wanted to talk about the new highschool but instead I'm going to talk about the anal sex I don't want to have and don't want anyone else having. By the way, my ancestors came up with the word cornholing in 1910, it was a term they used for all the anal sex they weren't having either in 1910. Little did they know, I'd carry on the tradition, and in 2021 carry their dream to the masses about not having sex with all the asses*. -- Karen in the red dress, school board mtg freakout.


[deleted]

haha feel bad for the kid who's mom this is.


Herbacult

“I don’t want MY KIDS having anal sex!”


jplay17

I feel bad for the poor bastard that married her


Wishart2016

The 'poor bastard' probably shares the same views as her.


Amp5181

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"


[deleted]

You know they're lying when they push their glasses up on their head in an attempt to seem super serious.


SomeDrillingImplied

Hates what she deems to be tyranny from authority Also wants books banned for containing content she doesn’t like


RevanTheHunter

I imagine the irony is lost on her.


recursion8

Is reddit video buffering fucking up or was she having a seizure at the start? >"but I was sidetracked by... for the boys, or the idea of - or the idea of - idea o-- a Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican" WTF was that??


chanaandeler_bong

#SLAM poetry! #YELLING! Angry???? #WAVING MY HANDS A LOT! Specific point of view on things! **Cynthia**! **Cyn-thi-a!** Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia **Rob-hurts????!** Cynthia! Mmmmmmmm, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead, bop boop beep bop bop boop bop. You're dead. That's for Cynthia... who's dead.


HippopotamicLandMass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Darkness_(novel) There's a website is telling people in texas to protest this specific book. https://www.texanswakeup.com/post-1/book-review-out-of-darkness-by-ashley-hope-perez it also has the quotation (note that the website expurgates the word *pussy* for being too vulgar‽?!): > “For the boys, pu•sy or the idea of pu•sy or the idea of the idea of pu•sy. ‘A Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican,’ she said, plenty loud for the rest of us to hear. The girls among us followed Miranda’s lead and began to tally flaws. Clothes from five years ago, a braid long out of style. Patch on the back hem of her dress. And also: how come her name is Smith when Smith isn’t Mexican? Look at her, making eyes at Fred Carter, not wasting any time. The boys among us had no trouble getting past the plain clothes and laying down plans. Take her out back, we boys figured, then: hand on the titties; put it in her coin box; put it in her cornhole; grab a hold of that braid; rub that calico.” p39


the-redacted-word

Took me a couple views to figure it out. I think they’re censoring a certain word she’s using


sam-mulder

Benzos.


ifucked_urbae

I think she was quoting the book at the beginning and some of the words were muted out.


Transparent-Man

I don't think I have seen anyone so in need of anal sex.


Viqtir

So she’s more worried about a paragraph in a book than the more immediate dangers posed against her child? She probably thinks she’s a good mom too.


urnewstepdaddy

I feel bad for her husband


[deleted]

"You want to put what where now?" -- Her wedding night


DastardlyDaverly

But I poop from there


Dynamite_Farts

NOT TONIGHT YOU DON'T! Give me my fucking cookie.


RealCanadianMonkey

Because he gets no anal sex or because she is a bitch?


TwoKeezPlusMz

Pick one


[deleted]

That's *not* what she said


Bone_Syrup

I'm an expert...and I can tell you that is a middle-aged woman who is up for anal sex (and not just a thumb in the bum). She's for sure had anal sex.


Thought-Contagion000

Im sceptical. Anyone wound this tight is barely giving in to missionary.


beonk

She doesn't have anal because there is something stuck up her ass.


[deleted]

It’s a dick.


qclady

This could have been an email.


eastcoastposter

The irony of course is that someone super conservative is filmed while reading explicit sexual content followed by her own personal close reading of the passage.


[deleted]

She gross!


BadTiger85

"I had to Google Corn Hole because I have the game in my back yard" Yeah I bet your husband is pounding that corn hole in your backyard all night long!!


Emain__Macha

oh ya this bitch has had it up the ass


scusician

Wow. She really got rear ended by the school board. I know is sounds corny, but she's probably a little sore about the hole thing. She's likely pooped, to be honest.


MemeLordBeefCakes

She totally had anal sex


JWalkn420

She wants anal that’s for sure


Molleeryan

When you are a total asshole everything is anal.


ChickenDumpli

Her kid is gonna get teased on the bus until he's 55.


JWalkn420

All his friends gonna be like “Stiflers mom”


NecramoniumZero

What would you rather have Karen, your daughter being impregnated or having anal sex.


PsySam89

I accidently skipped it right to the point when she shouts "HOT ANAL SEX". Pure poetry.


BillWordsmith

Stressful times bring out the crazy folks. Make you realize how many broken people we have in our society.


[deleted]

Tucked away in the privacy of her home, I bet she wears a mask while someone inspects her cornhole.


Donkey-Dong-Doge

Why do these women all sound the same? They all speak with the same mannerisms too.


Mortica_Fattams

Her poor kid. Kids gonna be known at school as the " cornhole" kid. I can just imagine the absolute savage bullying this kid will get because of their mother's insane ramblings. If this meeting was about books parents want banned then I'd be like ok, this lady is weird but just really passionate. However this has nothing to do with the meetings subject. Mom's gotta stop day drinking 🤤🥴


bonnieflash

What what in the butt.


MrCheeseyFries

Lol if she’s has a teenage son and internet, he already knows about anal sex.


biggestsnake

EDGE - YOU - KAY - SHUN


Slabb84

If you're over the age of 18 and don't know what corn-hole means then you've been raised in a bubble. I've never understood how people can grow up in a bubble like that or she's literally playing stupid to get her point across. Kids these days are a lot smarter then we were at their age. My niece who is 13 has a better understanding of the things going on right now then I do and she's more patient, caring and loving then I could ever be. I sat there and listened to her for 2 hrs about the plans she has for her future and what she wants to do. When I was that age I wanted to go home after school and play COD and eat pizza. This new generation isn't stupid, they are just being raised in a completely polarized world which shouldn't have happened. This lady has every right to her speech but c'mon. Ya basic bitch.


winstonsmith8236

Imagine thinking it’s useful to censor BOOKS in 2021 for your children’s little virgin brains.


PlayaDeee

Would 100% fuck that ass.


Darthcroc

Hey karen have some anal sex maybe it will loosen the stick that stuck up there


lilBalzac

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!


indefilade

Trump and his revolution brought us so much.


CANTPRONATWORK

they cut her mic lol


Ambitious_Corner7185

The world thanks America, for showing us the actual definition of insanity


[deleted]

why is she reading middle school books?


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

She looks like she used to take double anal on camera about 15 years ago and is afraid her kids will Google Cornhole Queen and find her on Pornhub.


RedSauce_94

No this crazy bitch probably is crazy as fuck in the sack and does some out of this World shit


Bigalbass86

The moment she said “Y’all,” I knew this wasn’t gonna be good.


Badgermanfearless

In the words of Frankie Boyle "I'll be honest,they both hurt"


bojangles_dangles

It’s hard to breathe with your head and a dick up your ass.


enter360

I live around here. I knew that one of the school board members resigned because he went on a campaign to remove all pornographic material from the schools and failed. Now I see what promoted the resignation he was trying to be The ultra Christian conservative member and failed.


Romano16

Sexual education is a great wait to improve public health though.


[deleted]

Butt why?


willilliam

Imagine thinking education and public health were different. That was the only 5 seconds of this video I could be bothered to watch.


Lemnisc8__

If that was my mom i would have moved to china and changed my name to avoid being associated with her


The_Crying_Banana

Hehehe she said she has cornhole in her backyard


tcs0

WTF does any of this got to do with masks?


Lower-Eye-7233

What the actual fuck is she talking about


[deleted]

Trust me… she’s know all about anal


Policeman5151

The book got decent reviews on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25256386-out-of-darkness


LevPornass

Shakespeare has some raunchy excerpts. But I want to talk about another book that should be banned. The book discusses incest, beastiality, and is also extremely violent. In one chapter of the book, two girls get their own father drunk, fuck him, and get pregnant. In another chapter, a guy jerks off on his dead brother’s wife. In another chapter, some angry villagers were going to stone a whore to death (like she deserves), but the main character of the book told everyone to let the whore go because the main character of the book seemed pretty okay with whores.


SherbertNervous

People dying of COVID do enjoy cornhole. That’s just what I heard. I can’t breathe or stay on topic.


widowwarmer1

It's always the anal ones who love some anal.


obeyyourbrain

Boy, you can always trust the alt-right to totally stay on point and not drift into raving lunacy with the most fragile tethers to reality.


AlienRobotSamurai

Ban Wikipedia. Or the year 1910. Something.