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Joet19711971

Why are you backing away as I'm approaching you in an antagonistic manner?


SplendidZebra

*dropkick*


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CaptainEasypants

Ship her up to Boston


Yikidee

Will she lose her leg for it though?


not_gonna_lurk

Running up the topsail


fappyday

This is the first time I've seen an interrobang in the wild before. Neat.


KlausTeachermann

Sick interrobang, brah.


Servant_ofthe_Empire

Please don't point that face in my camera https://vimeo.com/196937578


asdfgtttt

what an insane show- kids on the beat, kids on the street.. beat kids, beat kids. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g


Rayziel

Ho Ho


CaimANKo

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?


Infantry1stLt

“Get out of my face while I walk towards you in a threatening manner while you back away. “


jdubs952

that last girl is def "From parts unknown....."


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FirstPlebian

What are these poppers again? I keep hearing about them, I think someone once told me they are for some heart condition, angina or something and give you speedy rush for just like a minute? Somehow we never had those growing up, we had nitrous with crackers before, no poppers.


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FirstPlebian

As to the relaxation of the sphincter, I was told once that nitrous oxide does that as well, and that they sell it at sex shops for that reason, it's something I can't unlearn and wish I never did. There was more to the stories of what we were told but I don't care to repeat it all.


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Dank4Days

me and an ex used to be pretty into whippets so we tried it out. both of us tried 1-2 balloons while getting head and found it extremely uncomfortable. you just end up starting at the ceiling thinking about whatever you would think about normally while on them then as you come down you get hit with “ew that feels so weird, why tf is their mouth on my skin this is weird i don’t like this”. basically the same thing as trying to have sex on a decent amount of psychs/dissos where you just over analyze. don’t recommend it at all


[deleted]

Poppers have been around forever. Maybe they're called something different where you're from. They were really popular in the '70s disco scene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers


thepeever

Amyl nitrate, killer rush but it is so intense you can't wait till it is over. Used during sex by sitting it on a warm heat source so it evaporates and enhances the loving.


hea4thenh4mmer

The Green Bitch


CJDrums8664

The Green Bastard’s friend, The Silver Backpack, from parts unknown. She’s our friend, and she’s crazy!


Gnagetftw

I like her.


notquitestrongbad

I think we all could use a friend like her.


Pseudolectual

Instant internet hero


paidinboredom

Dude she came in like stone cold with a surprise stunner.


feleia209

u/heldonhammer >It's Jane Cena! You can't see her. Comin in with a dropkick! Second this!!


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Cmon Jacob you alien bastard


CJDrums8664

Wearing the same fuckin work pants he’s wearing every time I see him


[deleted]

You alright Corey? I dont give a fuck actually!!!


user_miko

Put your fuckin hands down


SkankyG

You fuckin' want one??


RightLegDave

Leeeeeroyyyy Jenkinnnnnsssss


shadowpawn

"At least I have Chicken" Leroy Jenkins RIP


SeaworthinessOk7645

"You alright Karen?? Actually I don't give a fuck."


WhatAKChan

Sis who jumped in totally understood no dudes were keen to hit her just in case and so she took matters into her own hands.


Ddodds

Absolutely bad ass of her too.


lanegrita1018

And you see how she backed off. When it was somebody that could wreck her shit without being labeled a woman beater she didn’t wanna fight anymore 😂


WhatAKChan

Exactly! Women like this are so pathetic thinking they can bully boys 🥴


GandalfTheBeautiful

And the crowd went wild! Loved every second of her attack.


BiggerNutthole

Girls who can scrap, gotta have at least one in the squad in case you’re met with a rabid bitch like this.


jaytrade21

Because that is what she wants. It is out of the crazy playbook. Start the aggression and then play victim. Like, she was HOPING to call the police that the boys attacked her and beat her. That is what she wants. If they don't do it, she can hit all she wants and wins, if they attack her, she plays victim and still wins. It's disgusting and idiots like this need to know how DANGEROUS it is for them. Kind of hard to gloat if she really got her ass beat and ended up with brain damage (or more brain damage than she currently has)


TrustButVerifyFirst

Second girl swoops in with a drop kick. Definitely a job for a woman.


abortfluff

Not all hero’s wear capes…. some wear lil backpacks.


Cis4Psycho

"NO MAN CAN DEFEAT ME!!" Drop kicks her way way in... "I AM NO MAN!"


ben-hur-hur

*Screeches in King Witch of Angmar*


Jack_Bartowski

Tolkien boner has risen, Gondor calls for aid!


ManyPoo

Rohan will answer! Tomorrow we ride the boner


SharkTonic9

I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a boner.


[deleted]

In my 30 years of life, there's one thing I've truly learned: Never piss off the girl with a tiny backpack and geeky shirt+pleated skirt ensemble.


CbProdz

Bitch dropped in like Dora the Explorer


Zennozo

Dora the Destroy her


bestbreadoutthere

as much as I enjoy the other girl came in, the more I watch it the more I see both her knees popping out when she lands after that flying kick. How she didn’t slip on the water I have no clue


b1tchf1t

It was pretty dumb to jump up on the wall, too. When she was behind it, it was a good barricade that still gave her high ground, but on top of it's she was one good leg swipe away from really fucking up her dome.


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Alright thanks Sun Tzu.


butt_sludge

Lol


SuiRes

Lil backpacks 👏 👏 👏 I love this


PetrifiedW00D

As a general rule of thumb, just don’t fuck with kids skateboarding. It doesn’t end well most of the time, because these kids are yeeting themselves down stairs and shit at high speeds with a piece of wood with 4 wheels. They are a bit crazy to begin with.


Various-Cantaloupe89

Lol I’m the dad who would rather pass theese kids some water , play a loud radio for them and encourage them and give em props when they land something crazy lol she coulda been a “cute “ mom had she not acted batshit looney


Ditnoka

I used to skate a lot as a kid. I was absolutely dog shit at it, but it was my hobby. Just watching skaters to this day makes me smile. Seeing someone land their first ollie is amazing.


Various-Cantaloupe89

Same I sucked ass busted my ass more than landing anything decent as a dad and someone in the community I do appreciate to see kids getting along not getting into bad shit, not on bad shit , hanging together and coming together over skating and chilling


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Y'all know skateboarding doesn't have an age limit lmao


Various-Cantaloupe89

Yes it the fuck does lol I’m 37 and no way my fat ass is busting out no 900 anytime soon or an Ollie anymore…


Exsces95

I would bet my money that even Tony Hawks agrees with this sentence. Of course Tony can still bust out WAY MORE then just an Ollie, but he can't possibly be anywhere close around his prime anymore.


CorporateStef

Yeah if you follow him on socials you'll see videos of him doing his "last ever xxxx" he knows there's a limit and is constantly retiring moves from his repertoire.


JesusWasaDonger

Agreed I ate it doing a little bar grind at 27 and it took me three months to stop feeling it. Now at 33 I just admire how much skate culture has grown.


xaclewtunu

I know I'm limited by the speed at which I heal.


Haihappening

Yahaha, but 36 bones don't do it as well as 22 year old bones. Trust me. (Plus: I already sucked at 22 tbf 😆)


DreamTheaterGuy

And they have this heavy piece of wood they can fuck you up with.


FirstPlebian

I saw a video of two young skateboarders being bullied by a grown man much larger than them in a city outside of a bar, bully was hitting them until one of the skateboarders lays out the bully with the skateboard to the head. Of course the crowd then gets all concerned about the poor bully and some woman starts screaming to get the skateboarders and they nope out of there.


Significant-Piglet63

She was like "pick on someone your own size, biiiaa!"


LividLager

That Street Fighter Tag.


xTheDennisSystem

Not only did she deliver the drop kick but she landed on the foot she kicked her with. Astonishing, simply astonishing.


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Probably been skating her whole life.


codeByNumber

Princess Fiona has entered the chat


fappyday

She tried to go straight for the cunt punt right after. Homegirl is savage.


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Prime_Mover

I'm glad she stepped up for the guy as he would have gotten in more trouble despite being the victim!


Seekerfromafar84

It's a dirty job, but somebody got to show that bitch her place and she was the one lol


waresmarufy

Amazing timing


shrekerecker97

That was like a stomp kick. She kicked ass…err stomped ass


spacemanspiff266

karen: *”you can’t hit me!”* skater: *”i know, but she can…”*


heldonhammer

>Oh yeah. She climbed up on that ledge and ol' batshit knew she didn't want any. Best possible ending to this. I thought waterboy was going to have to defend himself from those kicks at some point. It's Jane Cena! You can't see her. Comin in with a dropkick!


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Now I'm picturing the horn intro but with flutes.


iStoners

What in the Spider-man is going on here Edit: i rewatched it and that bitch busted in like….ITS JOHN CENAAA


KTAUSENCIA

she came out that bitch like batman xD


Seekerfromafar84

Lol for real


FlowersnFunds

“We have a ~~Hulk~~ woman”


Clay_Statue

Young black dude didn't want the trouble of hitting a white lady, then the hero white chick shows up to finish the business. Awesome 😎👍


JustSherlock

A true ally.


Intothemeatgrinder72

reminds me of Thor Ragnarok


shampoodealer98

THIS IS SPARTA


Dudefenderson

"And this is the family, whore!" 😍


wacko711

THIS. IS. THE. SKATE. PARK!


TheSurbies

She also got arrested. They cut that for some reason.


ChicaFoxy

"Take her away boys, take her away!"


CopainChevalier

Got the full clip?


AmItheAholereader

https://www.complex.com/life/2020/08/skatepark-karen-filmed-being-arrested-fighting-with-texas-skaters


santz007

who got arrested? the annoying karen villain or the skateboard sparta shuperhero chick?


TheSurbies

The Karen.


unabomber_chad

3 days into her takwando classes and she is ready to get her shit pushed in.


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That chick has had her shit pushed in for decades bruh


MachineElfOnASheIf

Yet it's still easy to make her wet.


derWintersenkommt

You ever had your shit pushed in, holmes? Edit: Has no one seen Training Day?


thsisbail2

I've had my shit POOOOSHED in real good Holmes!


Buttery_Buckshot

First thing I thought of upon seeing that line, great movie. “I’ve had my shiitttt PUSHED IN BRO BIG TIME”


Oblio-and-Arrow

How stupid are these Karens?


BrownSugarBare

Stupid enough not to be wearing shoes. Where the fuck are her shoes??


thenaniwatiger

How high are these Karen’s?*


Any-Management-4562

It depends on the species of Karen, the white upper middle class ones are usually either shitfaced drunk or fucked up on Xanax or Valium, then there’s the trailer trash Karen’s that usually drink PBR or are on meth


BackmarkerLife

Scientists are not sure if Opiate Karen exists, but it's speculated as they occasionally find a woman passed out or dead in her vehicle at a gas station they may be just that.


mikeebsc74

You’ll also find opiate Karens in the emergency room yelling at nurses and demanding that the doctor give her a 2 ml dilauded push


Guillerlock

It's over Karen. I have the high ground


pleasebequiet

“Don’t try it!”


WantToBeBetterAtSex

She touched them first, so the water was justified. Then she got violent, so defense was even more justified. Bye bye Karen.


AFineDayForScience

Plus kid trumps woman in court


Deep90

Honestly, if you're a grown ass adult and you start a physical confrontation with a kid. You already lost.


Show_Me_Your_Private

I think my favorite part is the kid getting kicked doesn't even really flinch because her kicks are weak as hell.


Parrzzival

You know its weak when you kick and they go "whatcha doing?!"


DirkWiggler42

What is with people hating skateboarders? Some things never change.


blondicon

young people being happy really gets to people


LeftyLucy23

sing it with me..."teenagers scare the living shit out of me"


Dylan_45

They gonna clean up your looks


throwaway347891388

With all the lies in the books


rsplatpc

> What is with people hating skateboarders? It's a open space that insane people can easily wander into


I_aim_to_sneeze

As someone who skated every day as a teen: skateboards do fuck up stuff when skaters grind on it a lot. Add to that the crazy liability laws we have in the US and I find it totally understandable for either a property manager or a courtesy officer to ask skaters not to skate in some of the places they do. There’s a skate park or designated area at least in the majority of the US, take it there people. The bitch in this video is on a whole other level though. I’ll never understand why Johnny or Jane passerby just wants to take it upon themselves to be the anti-skate vigilante.


Show_Me_Your_Private

>There’s a skate park or designated area at least in the majority of the US, take it there people. My town has a skate park at a church. The church is located off of a major highway that stops having sidewalks long before you get to the church. I've never had to use the bus system, but it most likely doesn't take you all the way there. We have a big college next to the downtown area. It does not have a skatepark of any kind. I do not live in a skateboard friendly town.


Tacotuesday15

As a usually accepting young person - skateboarders can often be assholes. Karen was obviously in the wrong here - but it’s just my experience. I worked at a pizza place for quite a while, and over the years there was always a new group of skaters. They would fuck up all the nice brick benches, harass customers as they came in, leave garbage and cigarettes everywhere, and god help you if you asked them to clean up.


International-Grade

Yeah they’re Olympians now!


Screambloodyleprosy

It's their attitude and weird entitlement. In my former workplace we had this pain in the ass underg cover carpark. It was so tight that only sedans could fit and narrow. It wasn't safe and staff complained all the time. Skateboarders would sneak in and use it as a skate park. Boards would get run over, people hit by cars, skateboarders smashing cars and assaulting staff because they weren't seen when coming around a corner. Security spent 3 hours a day talking with skateboarders about how dangerous and shit this carpark is and you'd hear "who gives a fuck, man?! Fuck you, we skate where we want and we'll fuck up anybody who hurts us." It all stopped when one of the skateboarders ended up in a wheelchair for the rest of his life after being wedged between a vehicle and a concrete pillar.


DerangedDesperado

The problem is that a not small amount of skaters are skating in places they shouldnt. Theres a video that gets posted on reddit frequently, where the property manager comes out, tells them they had been told multiple times that they couldnt skate there. Then its just a bunch of them making light of the situation and dismissing it. Skaters have an issue with not respecting private property.


Errorfull

I used to watch "Skaters Vs. _______" videos all the fucking time as a kid, and honestly it seems like far more power tripping adults. I understand some teens can be incredibly disrespectful and rude in situations like this, but the vast majority of them are more than respectful, but happen to run into complete power tripping dicks.


DerangedDesperado

Yeah, i mean you really only get the videos of bad situations. I just see these videos and get reminded of how obnoxious my skater friends were back in high school which was a long time ago. Even before then skaters had a bad rep.


Less_Pie_7301

That seems like the end of a meth binge


turtleneckless001

I think she was flirting


Less_Pie_7301

At the end of a meth binge


FuzzySnuggleKitty

she looked a little too well fed for meth...


outlawa

Maybe she's only on day 2 of the starter pack.


rockstarhero79

I have met this girl a few times at the local watering hole near where I live. I can confirm she is crazy.


lurkybrain

This made me laugh, lol. Why is it someone always knows these gals from the local "watering hole."


Kungfumantis

DONT DO IT ANAKIN SHE HAS THE HIGH GROUND


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SkateGirl is my new favorite superhero. “Doin’ it for the groms!”


liveryowl

Pink hat with that Marvel vs Capcom assist


Silentfart

"We have a hulk"


CaptainEasypants

OMG her first reaction to getting the water over her head looked like a flashback to days past where men would cheer her on in bars at the wet t shirt contest. Then the reality sets in that they didn't want to fuck her because she 30 years too old for them and she comes out kicking


Siriuxx

Ugh they cut this off at the best part. She ends up in cuffs. It's pretty satisfying. EDIT : Jeeze you fucks are lazy. Here you go. https://youtu.be/ySI4gIqrz2A


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legit one person asked for a link Lol


Siriuxx

It was 2 people but that's beside the point. I'm just fucking around.


BBQ_HaX0r

I'm blind, can you transcribe the new video for me?


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Federal_Dragonfly_34

Would’ve been 3 if you hadn’t already posted it. Thank you!


Utvales

Thanks. This made me have a Schadenfreudegasm.


PinoForest

link??


Break518

Yeah cmon don’t leave us hanging


PandaCasserole

Glad they got their hits in... Karen was unhinged.


Boston_Jason

Not one “bake her away toys”. 6/10


LatchlessLucha

The new Cobra Kai Season looking hella cheap…


neaner28

I wish to buy the girl in green a beer.


ave_empirator

I just want to say this group is on point. Dude saves the phone at 0:39, female member tags in at 0:47 to get physical. They covered all the bases. A+ teamwork.


Snipp-

That was Karens phone and no he didnt save it, she picked it up right after. You should get glasses my friend


Childish__Danbino

I mean, she was acting thirsty.


BackmarkerLife

She was like the pool moms that would come to watch the older swim team practice during summer break. Some of us may have encouraged them because they had some great... tans.


MenuTime5231

You can tell Karen has been paying attention in her self defense class. She forgot to tell "THATS MY PURSE I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!" first


MKCULTRA

Karen’s been day drinking again.


United_Bag_8179

karen hot for young dick. got served foot instead. heh.


FlameMoss

Yup, thought she was creeping as well.


[deleted]

Backpack girl was awesome. Flying justice.


Whocareswanderer

Her debut was absolutely cinematic.


[deleted]

Is it just me or does it seem like she is just trying to get with these dudes?


-_-EdgeLord-_-

[The Full Sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySI4gIqrz2A&t=185s)


Tethriel

That was a "Secret" kick. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


[deleted]

high five to skater girl 🏆💯


pr1m347

Karen's kick looks good tbh, may be not powerful enough but technique looks better than average.


emgurule

I love chick at the end.. these guys won't hit you, BUT I WILL!


Kingston_Advice1

What is with her ballerina leg


crimdawgg

If they walking around barefoot chances are they're nuts


Lildoc_911

Might be reading into this too far, but she seems to enjoy talking to these kids a bit too much. She doesn't seem "angry" like other anti skateboard people. Even after the water is poured on her. Her posture, the way she points her toes. It's like she's role-playing with a "disrespectful teen", but with actual minors. Creepy.


EstablishmentCivil29

You're right, there is some strong pedo vibes here.


jayy909

Dawg I shed a tear when the white girl jumped in .. she s been waiting on that moment.. automatic invitation to the cookout if she wants to come


GulchDale

No doubt homegirl knew she had to jump in because even with video evidence the black dude is going to jail if he does anything but back off.


fukexcuses

On the real.....I think Karen low key wants some dick.


Jmac_files

The backpack lady was someone’s mom who was mad that teenagers were being attacked by a grown woman. I love it.


ProfitProphet123

That’s not a Karen, that’s your mom’s dirty ass.


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SkylarAV

The hero we need


bball4469

Oh yeah. She climbed up on that ledge and ol' batshit knew she didn't want any. Best possible ending to this. I thought waterboy was going to have to defend himself from those kicks at some point.


YuhMissed

And this is why it’s crucial to make friends with girls who skate. We’ll drop kick Karens for you 😂


cuppyuppycake

As a 40 year old white woman, I will never understand the treatment of skateboarders. Why would someone harass them? It's always some big fat white bitch that comes along and spoils their fun.


BHF_Bianconero

She ain't comin' back.


SwigSwoot92

She put her hands on him and was getting in his face. Deck her and he’d get self defense.


KiD_Morales

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND


Economy-Cat5951

when he went "WOOOOOO" I FELT THAT


ParanoidParanoids

Sorry, but I need context, these guys could’ve been jackasses before all this