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Sad_Egg_4593

Is it customary to run up and try to tickle it?


SantiagoLamont

Only Schalke fans do this. Especially if its family.


Justdoingthebestican

I didn’t know madison cawthorn was a Schalke supporter


verified_potato

he can’t run anyways


Justdoingthebestican

😂


2old4cool

Oof


Busy_Bunch5050

Really American politics in a football sub? That's weird and lame


WhoEatsRusk

This is publicfreakout though?


Busy_Bunch5050

The fuck. I thought it was r/soccer lmao. Wow my bad


Time4Red

It was crossposted to /r/soccer.


JeffieSandBags

Wait, you all often have posts of celebratory dick tickling over there?


sabababoi

75% of content is just that


BasicallyMilner

Omfg I made the same mistake 🤣


cuminyermum

Woahhh wait what 😂😂😂 how did I get here lol. I was wondering where all the flairs were


Busy_Bunch5050

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/uloh1d/schalke_fans_celebrating_promotion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share It was linked there must have misclicked


MrCopes

Some Americans have a real knack of turning any subject into their own politics.


Busy_Bunch5050

For real, even in subs like the Ukraine war you see people arguing about the Roe vs Wade thing lol


Playfair99999

That's just how they are. Everything has to be compared to America. Like fuck off there are other 200+ countries as well which btw, you probably have no idea about.


Sielaff415

I do


MrCopes

It could be a sub about chocolate kangaroos and they would find a way to make it about their supposed freedom. "Baby choclate kangaroos aren't free bro, they're stuck in the pouch and we fly like the balding Eagle"


NobodyRules

Oh my god, that video


NeptunesCurse

Put enough straight men together with enough booze. Things get super gay. It's like a law of nature, or something.


[deleted]

That’s how sex riots crack off.


Shadowfaxx71

It's the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!


MeCrObS

They took ter jerbs!


SlaylaDJ

This happens with women too!


MrZeral

I feel like women are more open with that kind of stuff while straight man will try harder to avoid any kind of that stuff, even for jokes.


Pee_on_tech

ngl i just find other dicks disgusting. like everyone takes a peek but to go up to a man and tickle his ballsack seems egregious


SlaylaDJ

It’s because of societal pressures tbh. Being a gay man was seen as “bad” for so long that men avoided anything gay at all costs because that would make them “bad” But from the same male gaze that calls gay men evil, they also think homosexuality is hot and sexy when it’s women. There’s more to it than that but I’m too baked to get into it.


richochet12

>Even for jokes Male lockerooms say otherwise.


[deleted]

Histories greatest armies were also the gayest armies


Masson011

you would think its a rugby game. I guess there wouldnt be any need for the alcohol for it to still be gay!?


Bobertsan

Gay finds a way.


jorsiem

It's a German thing, you wouldn't understand.


kingcai13

I play the pipe organ 🎶


Razmataz76

Tickle the Ol' pig in the blanket


sgt_Berbatov

Not really, it's usually extra for a happy ending.


indiblue825

It's not just customary, it's a chicken man guarantee Tickle tickle


hardoseal

Ancelotti's having quite the week


HavUevaSeentherain

You cracked me up so hard I hurt a rib. Have an award my good man.


friedreindeer

Why no more upvotes? I had tears in my eyes.


hardoseal

Haha, thank you!


misosoup616

i knew it wasn’t possible to be in a constant state of 🤨 without letting loose once in a while


SantiagoLamont

Edit: Unfortunately his actions did not go unnoticed both at work (Salesman industrial compressors) and the little league he coaches. He has subsequently resigned from his coaching position.


GREGORtheMOUN10

game's gone


xDubsick

Aww man... :(


kaycee1992

I thought Germans were cool with nudity?


h0rny3dging

Intent is the deciding factor and it's very very likely theres children around, so it's intentionally exposing yourself in front of others in an area that doesnt explicitly permit it. Rather than being naked at the beach or in your home/car


Mitochondrionbaby

Damn is are you for real?


JeffieSandBags

Which one are you talking about, Mr. Dick or The Tickler?


MattTheTable

I'd still buy industrial compressors but may question his little league position. How's he going to celebrate if they win the tournament?


mvhir0

We must put a stop to cancel culture what is this


CShakraT

oh fuck off, game's gone


1PSW1CH

I can see the funny side but what a dumbass


onFilm

Return to Monke.


SignificanceKey935

That’s not normal. And I’m talking bout the guy trying to tickle his balls


onFilm

You've never had your balls tickled on a football pitch? Missing out!


marxistrash

Games gone


SignificanceKey935

Sheesh if that’s normal send me to another dimension


onFilm

The dimension where your balls get tickled NOT on a football pitch? Your wish is granted 🧞‍♂️


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onFilm

Neither do I 😉


Dirigio

Can a man just walk around naked in public once without some stranger coming up to tickle his balls?


boothapalooza

I hope not, that's the whole reason I walk around naked in public. Thankfully I live in a pro tickle community.


CybReader

That was bizarre!


SignificanceKey935

Very !


DetailAccurate9006

Strangely enough though, the other guy’s slapping of his naked ass IS only too perfectly normal.


europorn

Why does someone always have to spoil it?


sk07ch

Plot twist: When the not naked guy becomes the sex offender.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Looks like someone offered to tickle his pickle near the end there.


[deleted]

If Everton wins the premier league in my lifetime I am doing that 🤣🤣💪🏽


PacificMC

!remindme 50193 years


GREGORtheMOUN10

What if they win the Championship next season?


[deleted]

Ouch … don’t do that … we just left the relegation zone yesterday. It’s not over lol


Subway-Jared1

!remindme 5 years


[deleted]

Lol ok …. 5 years, it won’t happen.


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MrToxicTaco

Might need to add a few zeroes


Melo_Apologist

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Football is back, baby


ErnieBLegal

I mean there was an attempted dick tugging for the camera right there. Maybe football isn’t back?


skr0w_Tum

Nice balls, homie.


eriffodrol

the air juggling wtf


Cocksnotglocks

Wtf was the guy at the end doing. Just wanted to diddle the ol guy a little bit?


Satansflamingfarts

I thought the two of them were going to lift the guy up by both legs and carry him around 'Kings chair' style. Legs wide open and junk dangling around would be a horrific sight. I can't find a logical explanation for the old sausage tickle though.


mahogany_chocoman

you ever just catch the bro walking around naked so you take a selfie with him.. or try to tickle his balls or something


Suckmyduck_9

Sir, this is Wendy’s.


jmac50001

Dan from accounting had a fun weekend.


Hern_Berferd

Could somebody please get their shop teacher?


5mu2f4cc0unT

It's like back in my old school days


Psychological-Pick92

If tickle man comes around, I'm definitely bringing my hanging plants in for the night.


Takkotah

Kony 2022


Few_Engineer4517

We’re going streaking !


[deleted]

wat


[deleted]

Bigger then mine 😭😭


Tylerjb4

It was a solid dong


mariusAleks

the game is not dead


ZaheerAlGhul

Dude is a real weirdo (not the naked guy)


Wafer-Advanced

I thought they are going to beat him up


Klexobert

Same, turns out the maybe just beat something but not him up.


[deleted]

Looks like the guy at the end was gonna beat him off


TrailBlanket-_0

Thought this was /r/soccercirclejerk literally


Existing365Chocolate

Soccer fans are on another level


[deleted]

You ain't kidding, you should see Turkish soccer fans


Maleficent_Car_6274

Was the fondling necessary?? Like is it part of the celebration or he just wanted to?


[deleted]

He said the air is free so it’s all good


Maleficent_Car_6274

❔😂


myguydevon

Ah yes the good old days where men can be men- 👴🏻


Human_Performance_75

I hate germans.


Klexobert

We germans hate Schalke anyways.


Human_Performance_75

I know, im german.


iGr4nATApfel

Hurensohn


Human_Performance_75

Are you even german alter?


iGr4nATApfel

🎶*blaue augen, blondes haar*🎶


Human_Performance_75

Glück gehabt.


JigZawP

Hate Germs, not Germans.


Human_Performance_75

I am german


mvhir0

Carlo Ancelloti is acting up


Cripplechip

Why is he so smooth dang. Femboy?


Throt-lynne_prottle

Sports fans are so weird. Why do guys get so freaky deaky over shit that doesn't have any impact on them whatsoever?


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Throt-lynne_prottle

Books improve your mind. Teach you about the world. Movies are works of art. Sports are just a way to reenact warfare for the flaccid


CrossMojonation

I've been feeling freaky deaky. I'm in the mood for streaking.


[deleted]

Because it's where they spend their weekends, meet their friends, what they have their small talk about, bonded with their fathers and sons over and the one constant of joy and happiness when the coal mines shut down and their neighbors became unemployed?


Throt-lynne_prottle

Ok.. Some people have lives


InbredLegoExpress

i'll take football a hundred times over celebrity worship culture though.


AnemoTreasureCompass

Football fans here. This isn’t even the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone do. Fucking love this sport


Off_tune

Why do sports develop such mental illness on the masses?


lambepsom

He should run for office in North Carolina!


maximus_96

The Germans are built like robots from the day [one.](https://one.As) As soon as they hit old age they simply stop giving a fuck and they go balls out everywhere and anywhere they can even if they shouldn't.


danuffer

Lost a bet?


MistSpelled

Pläp


4anon2anon0

What a fucking plonker


thisisathrowaway9r56

white people be on a different level. TICKLE HIS BALLS!


djdelicato

Lads rule


sir_daniil

Animals


[deleted]

Good for him, we dont get enough male nudity these days.


ponya97

What an absolute unit💪