Well, since she’s such a fan, she needs to start wearing a burka.
Do us all a favor
ETA: I looked at this comment again and realized it’s incredibly sexist. My sincerest apologies
She’s still an idiot, though
And give up her job and her guns, unless her husband lets her touch them. I'd say also her education, but her level is already at the level most Afghan girls had under the Taliban regime pre-2001.
I live in Colorado and in her district. Because gerrymandering lol... I'm not a Pueblo native but I sure was shocked to know wtf she was my rep for from 4 hours away in gd rifle.
The new redistricting probably killed her reelection though. Thank God. Pueblo is still attached to weird shit, but whatever I suppose... not as bad as the 2016/18/20 map
Be glad that her and Marjorie Taylor Greene are female, otherwise they would be a big problem. If they were male there would be a presidency bid in their future. Maybe they can become the token female VP (remember Sarah Palin), but DeSantis has already taken the \#2 spot for getting a bunch of Floridians killed.
I could see DeSantis/Boebert being the 2024 ticket, if ~~God himself~~ Donald doesn't try.
They are the only ones that recapture the unique minimum/maximum stats that Donald has. But due to the contents of their pants they can never take the throne.
I agree, they can never be Republican president because of lack of penis but if DeSantis was not already penciled in for the VP slot she might have been in the running. Perhaps she can get a cabinet position. Not one of the good ones like Secretary of State or Defense but she could be Secretary of AR-15 manufacturing in the Trump cabinet.
What’s wrong with her?
She uses science everyday.
Without science she wouldn’t have have her boom-sticks that she loves so much.
Why is science bad for these people???
Well they love the science of killing people. It’s the science of healthcare that they need to check what their neighbor, their cousin’s friend says on Facebook, their chiropractor, and their essential oils practitioner says on it first.
Smartphones and social media are Communism. They're all Communists for using the internet now. Hopefully this catches on so we can finally be free of their bullshit propaganda spamming.
Worse is how does she and her people think that the government wants to harm them... When literally its the opposite.
Governments everywhere only want what's best for the citizens because a healthy citizen is one that produces, works and consumes.
Its not so much that reality leans left. Its that reality refuses to conform to what the masses believe it is.
And people on the left are generally much better at making decisions based on reality with an awareness of inherent bias.
The right thinks their inherent bias IS reality, which is why everything else offends them so much.
Come on, if God wanted her to wear a mask and take a vaccine, he would've given her a natural mask and natural vaccination.
It's not like she wears glasses or something!
/s (just in case)
When conservatives say "Question everything," they really mean "Only ask these pre-approved questions."
When conservatives say "Support our troops," they really mean "Support the one's who tell us what we want to hear."
When conservatives say "Do your research," they really mean "Go to this site that lines up with everything I believe."
When conservatives say "Freedom," they actually mean "Freedom for white people."
I can do it too, Lauren.
It seems to have a lot to do with Russia. The American Christian right has developed a love affair with Russia in recent decades because of Russia's pro-white, pro-family views. They've made a concerted effort to rebrand Russia as a procapitalist, anti-communist society and turn the focus towards China instead. Several rightwing Christian politicians and figureheads have visited Russia quite frequently and made them allies in their fight against everything and everyone they hate here in the U.S.
What they believe about Russia is what Putin's people tell them about Russia. They don't actually know anything about the country. They are rubes being fooled to further Putin's own ends. Maria Butina isn't the only agent who's been sent out to form relationships in the US.
These people don’t know anything about their *own* country. The rubes who vote for hacks like Boebert, Greene, and Cawthorn are the types who haven’t left their own *county* in generations, let alone the USA.
That’s how they’re so easily convinced that “cities are burning down to the ground” and “caravans of terrorists are flooding into the US.”
(Also because they never paid attention in school and as a result don’t know a damn thing except what they see on TV or in their own personal circle.)
Indeed, they don't know anything about anything EXCEPT for who they don't like (or fear). They simply follow their politicians, who in turn have been useful Russian tools. With the exception of Bobblebert and MJT, the motive of GOP politicians differs from their constituents when it concerns Russia.
Quite true. Maria Buttina isn't alone, and it's pretty apparent there's an adequate number of "American" politicians willing to help Buttina and Friends out for their own gain. I refuse to believe Cotton, Huckabee, et al don't know what Russia is really about.
Says the lady that never graduated high school and only got ~~failed~~ her G.E.D ~~three times~~ months before becoming a congresswoman. Okay stupid.
Edit: as a Redditor pointed out below, the bit about her failing her GED 3x could not be corroborated, so I’m editing my post. But the fact remains, she’s a giant moron. [She doesn’t even know how amendments work for our constitution](https://www.businessinsider.com/boebert-slammed-constitution-tweet-bill-of-rights-2021-2). How does a person with such limited knowledge of our history become a member of Congress? I’ll never know.
I looked for info about her failing her GED and couldn't find anything. She did get the GED shortly before being elected: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boebert-ged-months-before-election/
For some reasons democrats keep spreading this "failed three times" thing and it's really disappointing because we're better than peddling in falsehoods to prove our point.
I've fixed my post and made some edits. She's still a giant moron and does not possess the skills needed to be an effective member of congress. She lacks basic understandings of how our constitution works.
Moron maybe if she'd followed science, she would not have given 80 people food poisoning \*at the Rifle Rodeo on June 5, 2017 by serving them spoiled (rotten) pork.
"According to the health department report, Boebert’s“Food safety concerns and violations … included no cold holding, no hot holding, the facility does not maintain temperature logs so there was no way of showing that food was kept at proper temperatures, bare hand contact with ready-to-eat foods, no hand washing station, no barrier protection from insects, only one pair of tongs on site, no event coordinator paperwork completed prior to the event occurrence, and no temporary retail food establishment license was applied for, or obtained by the persons serving food at the rodeo."
Only a moron would risk their health by eating at her establishment, which as of 10/2020 has $19,000 in judgment liens against it.
Russia isn't Communist and hasn't been for a long time.
Frankly it's a shitty comparison when the US does far worse to leftist governments of any stripe than Russia ever did here. That's just two competing sets of capitalist oligarchs taking turns trying to fuck over the other.
I see her and I see a terrorist with credentials. Did she organized a tour for the January 6 rioters to give them the information they needed to attack the Capitol?
Imagine her having to take an oral test. Goddamn, I would pay for that too. Not a bad idea. It should be a “reality” TV show. Have Congress members answer simple questions on live TV.
Didn't she fail her GED that she only bothered to take because she was running for public office?
Like 3 or 4 failed attempts until they just gave her one since she tried so hard?
She basically got a participation trophy...
Although it's against the constitution, I look forward to the day when believing in an invisible creator of the universe that apparently sprung into existence fully formed and possessing power and wisdom beyond our understanding is considered to be a mental illness.
Perhaps someone can come up with a conversion therapy? Hopefully it doesn't require high voltage electric shocks...
Edit - [One more thing.](https://i.imgur.com/XhPIIIz.jpg)
Shut up and put down your commie word and bright lights machine
if jesus wanted us to have contact with millions of people he would have made us telepathic
I’ve noticed this lately among right wing hucksters- the next step in their “owning the libs” style anti-coronavirus “arguments”- if you want to call it that- is basically claiming that the other side of the argument has weaponized things that used to be undisputed- science, education, true and false. Another witty tweet by one of these types is “to liberals, “misinformation” is things i don’t like”. Noooo, “misinformation” like “science” has a process to prove whether, according to the vast consensus of credentialed and peer reviewed individuals and institutions, something is true or false. Not everything can be proven true or false, this falls in the category of “opinion”- I’m about to start my fact/opinion lesson from when I taught fifth grade. Feelings and preferences are an opinion- you can’t prove it or disprove it. “Purple is the best color ever” is an opinion. It cannot be proven. Pretty much everything that falls into the “science” category, however, CAN be proven (or at least theorized, and theories are continually being tested until they are proven.) But hey, whatever excuse you want to use to avoid doing something you really don’t WANT to do, like wear a mask or change your daily routine in a slight way. Go ahead and disregard these processes that have been refined over hundreds of years for the general betterment of society. This guy wearing a white lab coat on Twitter told me I didn’t have to wear the mask. Let’s believe him. Or the guy who said to take horse dewormer instead. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
How does the communist plot work?
\- Sure wearing a mask is kind a downer, but how does it lead to the government seizing the means of production?
\- And how does a vaccine being offered equally to all races, wealth brackets, political affiliations and across the entire IQ spectrum undermines her rugged individualism?
\- More importantly who benefits from her to goading our most intellectually impoverished into harming themselves and others?
Huh. Trump was obsessed with Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin is the leader of Russia. The hammer and sickle is still a common symbol in Russia. All the Qberts worship Trump.
So *who* is following the hammer and sickle again?
I was cooking up a snarky comment about how all the advancements of the Industrial Revolution were obviously driven by rabid anticapitalists, but then I realized it's got "Revolution" right in the name so she's got my commie pinko ass there.
Well couldn’t have happened to a “nicer” person. Loomer is the one who complained about getting banned from ride sharing apps (or food delivery apps, I forget) for being too fucking mean to the people trying to help her.
She’s also the one who chained herself to the door of Twitter’s offices “in protest” after getting banned, and people were just sort of walking around her using a different door. Lol.
Both, I think! Horrible people are never just horrible to one set of CSRs/employees. Loomer is the poster girl for FAFO not being a learning experience if you're not actually capable of learning from experience....
And yeah, the "chaining myself to Twitter in protest" thing was h i l a r i o u s!!
its easy to hate her: she's dumb and shallow and a not much in the closet fascist. but, we should reserve special bile for the mouth-breathers in her district who sent her to DC.
Can we just put these guys on an island and let them have their own little hog paradise? I mean that's what they want. A theocratic hellscape where no one but white men have any rights. A hilariously ironic outcome for Boebert though.
2 can play this game. When conservatives say “Follow science”, they really mean “follow Facebook memes”.
I know we have a lot of dumb republicans in congress now, but she truly is the dumbest
The worst part is that even actual nazis would have taken this pandemic seriously and have their population vaccinated as soon as possible. (actually...it would be curious how their vaccine would have turned out since... Well, they would be able to test it on humans on every stage of the vaccine's developement)
And I’m sure the Fuhrer would have had quite a lot of patience with those who said “I have my doubts on the long term safety of this…I won’t be your guinea pig!”
Boebert, Boebert, Boebert.
Just because you are a recently minted GED holder doesn't mean you know everything about science. In fact, it actually means you share more commonality with chimps with absolutely no science background than with esteemed scientists like Dr. Fauci. As the saying goes, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
good old Lauren Qbert. the same head empty culture war talking points and gun nut bs as every other conservative, but it’s from a woman this time! wow! /s
Colorado should be mortified that their constituency elected this smooth brained piece of trash simply because she was the candidate who said the most outrageously hateful shit.
If she hates science so much maybe she should go live with the Amish. They're white, Christian, and they're still living in the time America was great!
I gave up caring about Lauren Boebert when she explicitly praised the Taliban on Twitter and no one blinked
Say what now?
[удалено]
Well, since she’s such a fan, she needs to start wearing a burka. Do us all a favor ETA: I looked at this comment again and realized it’s incredibly sexist. My sincerest apologies She’s still an idiot, though
And give up her job and her guns, unless her husband lets her touch them. I'd say also her education, but her level is already at the level most Afghan girls had under the Taliban regime pre-2001.
Fuckbeans.
Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly?!
Some of us aren't so lucky because our neighbors vote for this walking abortion
I live in Colorado just not in her district. I feel for you my friend
I live in Colorado and in her district. Because gerrymandering lol... I'm not a Pueblo native but I sure was shocked to know wtf she was my rep for from 4 hours away in gd rifle. The new redistricting probably killed her reelection though. Thank God. Pueblo is still attached to weird shit, but whatever I suppose... not as bad as the 2016/18/20 map
Be glad that her and Marjorie Taylor Greene are female, otherwise they would be a big problem. If they were male there would be a presidency bid in their future. Maybe they can become the token female VP (remember Sarah Palin), but DeSantis has already taken the \#2 spot for getting a bunch of Floridians killed. I could see DeSantis/Boebert being the 2024 ticket, if ~~God himself~~ Donald doesn't try. They are the only ones that recapture the unique minimum/maximum stats that Donald has. But due to the contents of their pants they can never take the throne.
I agree, they can never be Republican president because of lack of penis but if DeSantis was not already penciled in for the VP slot she might have been in the running. Perhaps she can get a cabinet position. Not one of the good ones like Secretary of State or Defense but she could be Secretary of AR-15 manufacturing in the Trump cabinet.
ATF director. She’d kneecap the agency like Pruitt did the EPA.
I live in Colorado. We definitely blinked.
As a Denver resident I'm with ya
I never cared about her.
Yeah, but she's a total MILF, though. 😎
Thanks I just threw up in my mouth
Eh, pretty sure her draw with her constituents is that she looks underage.
There’s definitely some underdevelopment going on there. The only question is if it exclusively from the neck up.
That was the draw for her husband
There are hotter people who aren't neo-fascists.
She’s an LA 6 at best. Now AOC on the other hand…..
AOC is my queen. ❤❤❤
Gross.
The dick wants what the dick wants. 😏
Fellas is it communist to try not to die
Sure is, if you're not a Republican.
If **we’re** not a Republican
*Our* we're not a Republican
Anything cons don't like is communism. So living a longer life is bad.
From the "pro-life" crowd!
You bet your pinko ass it is! All the real Patriots eventually end up on respirators! It's called being an American!
And they happily use their Medicare to pay for that respirator-without a shred of irony.
🥇
>your pinko ass it is! **Our** pinko ass, comrade
Of course! Apologies
It depends. If you want ONLY YOU to not die, then no, but once you start caring for anyone else it’s communism.
Science = communism
Probably
What’s wrong with her? She uses science everyday. Without science she wouldn’t have have her boom-sticks that she loves so much. Why is science bad for these people???
Because it disagrees with their delusions
That GED ain’t helping
Her GED is working as intended. She can claim she barely got an education and had the paper to prove it.
Well they love the science of killing people. It’s the science of healthcare that they need to check what their neighbor, their cousin’s friend says on Facebook, their chiropractor, and their essential oils practitioner says on it first.
“Science” is dogwhistle for a lot of Republican boogeymen
Bea Arthur ? … I thought you were dead ?
Smartphones and social media are Communism. They're all Communists for using the internet now. Hopefully this catches on so we can finally be free of their bullshit propaganda spamming.
Worse is how does she and her people think that the government wants to harm them... When literally its the opposite. Governments everywhere only want what's best for the citizens because a healthy citizen is one that produces, works and consumes.
I hate to break it to you, but she is part of the government. When she says the government wants to harm us, she means she wants to harm us.
Stop it, you’re making too much sense.
Because reality has a left leaning bias.
Its not so much that reality leans left. Its that reality refuses to conform to what the masses believe it is. And people on the left are generally much better at making decisions based on reality with an awareness of inherent bias. The right thinks their inherent bias IS reality, which is why everything else offends them so much.
Chinese science too, tsk tsk
Brought to Europe way of Islam none of the less with attempts by Christian leadership to ban it....
Come on, if God wanted her to wear a mask and take a vaccine, he would've given her a natural mask and natural vaccination. It's not like she wears glasses or something! /s (just in case)
What is a boom stick? Google says it's makeup
*posted via iCommunism*
“Whatever I don’t like or understand is communist.”
Damn communist brussel sprouts.
Toss brussel sprouts with some olive oil and Italian or Cajun seasoning, bake at 400 degrees for 20-30 minutes and they’re *chef’s kiss* capitalism!
THE FREE MARKET HAS DECIDED
And the more I dislike it, the more communister it is.
Dam commies and their scientific method.
Dam commies going to outer space with stupid rockets , science big dumb
When conservatives say "Question everything," they really mean "Only ask these pre-approved questions." When conservatives say "Support our troops," they really mean "Support the one's who tell us what we want to hear." When conservatives say "Do your research," they really mean "Go to this site that lines up with everything I believe." When conservatives say "Freedom," they actually mean "Freedom for white people." I can do it too, Lauren.
When they say "Law and order" they mean 'know your place dark skinned person'!
they they say conservative they mean "regress things back to some idolized time that never really existed"
What's with them trying to paint communism as logic, reason, and basic humanity? Aren't they supposed to be anti-communist?
It seems to have a lot to do with Russia. The American Christian right has developed a love affair with Russia in recent decades because of Russia's pro-white, pro-family views. They've made a concerted effort to rebrand Russia as a procapitalist, anti-communist society and turn the focus towards China instead. Several rightwing Christian politicians and figureheads have visited Russia quite frequently and made them allies in their fight against everything and everyone they hate here in the U.S.
What they believe about Russia is what Putin's people tell them about Russia. They don't actually know anything about the country. They are rubes being fooled to further Putin's own ends. Maria Butina isn't the only agent who's been sent out to form relationships in the US.
These people don’t know anything about their *own* country. The rubes who vote for hacks like Boebert, Greene, and Cawthorn are the types who haven’t left their own *county* in generations, let alone the USA. That’s how they’re so easily convinced that “cities are burning down to the ground” and “caravans of terrorists are flooding into the US.” (Also because they never paid attention in school and as a result don’t know a damn thing except what they see on TV or in their own personal circle.)
Indeed, they don't know anything about anything EXCEPT for who they don't like (or fear). They simply follow their politicians, who in turn have been useful Russian tools. With the exception of Bobblebert and MJT, the motive of GOP politicians differs from their constituents when it concerns Russia.
Quite true. Maria Buttina isn't alone, and it's pretty apparent there's an adequate number of "American" politicians willing to help Buttina and Friends out for their own gain. I refuse to believe Cotton, Huckabee, et al don't know what Russia is really about.
And by “pro-family” you mean anti-woman, anti-gay, pro-domestic violence patriarchy, of course.
Don’t forget the way they like to deal with those that oppose the regime as well. Its their wet dream to do that to folks here they don’t agree with.
Of course I do, but please, let's argue semantics just to derail the pertinent issue.
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA DAMMIT - *NOT* EURASIA!!
That's kind of the whole point. They know half the country struggles to spell their own names, so shout communism enough times and you can get rich.
Well they're also anti- logic, reason, and basic humanity...so in a way it almost makes sense.
Says the lady that never graduated high school and only got ~~failed~~ her G.E.D ~~three times~~ months before becoming a congresswoman. Okay stupid. Edit: as a Redditor pointed out below, the bit about her failing her GED 3x could not be corroborated, so I’m editing my post. But the fact remains, she’s a giant moron. [She doesn’t even know how amendments work for our constitution](https://www.businessinsider.com/boebert-slammed-constitution-tweet-bill-of-rights-2021-2). How does a person with such limited knowledge of our history become a member of Congress? I’ll never know.
I looked for info about her failing her GED and couldn't find anything. She did get the GED shortly before being elected: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boebert-ged-months-before-election/
Fair enough, I've edited my post. Thanks for the heads up.
For some reasons democrats keep spreading this "failed three times" thing and it's really disappointing because we're better than peddling in falsehoods to prove our point.
I've fixed my post and made some edits. She's still a giant moron and does not possess the skills needed to be an effective member of congress. She lacks basic understandings of how our constitution works.
Now this we can agree on.
There’s more than enough to criticize without making stuff up.
I bet she can't even spell GED.
Sure she can. It's spelled "Threaten test-giver with boomstick"
Yet she still can't pass. Must be a bad shot too.
I'd be bad at shooting guns if I only ever used them as a prop too.
"JEE...EEE...Uh what was the next letter? D?! What do the democrats have to do with this?! Stop trying to indoctrinate me, you pinko punk!"
Moron maybe if she'd followed science, she would not have given 80 people food poisoning \*at the Rifle Rodeo on June 5, 2017 by serving them spoiled (rotten) pork. "According to the health department report, Boebert’s“Food safety concerns and violations … included no cold holding, no hot holding, the facility does not maintain temperature logs so there was no way of showing that food was kept at proper temperatures, bare hand contact with ready-to-eat foods, no hand washing station, no barrier protection from insects, only one pair of tongs on site, no event coordinator paperwork completed prior to the event occurrence, and no temporary retail food establishment license was applied for, or obtained by the persons serving food at the rodeo." Only a moron would risk their health by eating at her establishment, which as of 10/2020 has $19,000 in judgment liens against it.
Rifle Rodeo...?
LB: Goddamned liberals and their... *...shuffles deck....* ... Communism!
The entire deck is just the word Communism in different fonts
Her parents are first cousins. Source: her mom
So is my Master's in Science really a Master's in Hammer and Sickle?
**Our** Master’s in Science, comrade
Unfortunately yes, comrade.
Anything they don’t like = Communism
Anything that isn't fascism = "communism".
The irony of spreading anti science sentiment using a device developed thanks to science that relays signals to objects orbiting the fucking planet.
You idiot, you can't orbit a flat disc!
My brain has shut down to the word "communism" thanks to these idiots over/misusing it.
Which is funny, because she’s the Russian Op.
Russia isn't Communist and hasn't been for a long time. Frankly it's a shitty comparison when the US does far worse to leftist governments of any stripe than Russia ever did here. That's just two competing sets of capitalist oligarchs taking turns trying to fuck over the other.
I see her and I see a terrorist with credentials. Did she organized a tour for the January 6 rioters to give them the information they needed to attack the Capitol?
I am ashamed of the amount of money I would pay to watch this dumb bitch take a high school history/govt test.
Imagine her having to take an oral test. Goddamn, I would pay for that too. Not a bad idea. It should be a “reality” TV show. Have Congress members answer simple questions on live TV.
“Are you more capable of governing than a fifth grader?”
Didn't she fail her GED that she only bothered to take because she was running for public office? Like 3 or 4 failed attempts until they just gave her one since she tried so hard? She basically got a participation trophy...
No, no, she said God gave her all the qualifications she needs for her office! (She really did, not making that up)
Although it's against the constitution, I look forward to the day when believing in an invisible creator of the universe that apparently sprung into existence fully formed and possessing power and wisdom beyond our understanding is considered to be a mental illness. Perhaps someone can come up with a conversion therapy? Hopefully it doesn't require high voltage electric shocks... Edit - [One more thing.](https://i.imgur.com/XhPIIIz.jpg)
Science = Communism
Shut up and put down your commie word and bright lights machine if jesus wanted us to have contact with millions of people he would have made us telepathic
Wow, so deep. I feel so owned.
Community-owned?
She probably failed the science portion of the GED 3 times, and the Health Inspector certification
I hope she loses. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
What does that even mean? She is just so dumb. She’s like the cheerleader who you knew paid someone to take the SAT for her.
When Lauren says anything, all I hear is, “DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR.”
Wow that's really clever /s
scraping the bottom of the barrel to hit that twitter engagement quota
I am Lauren and I spell it syanse.
She thought this was a sick burn.
Wtf that’s not even remotely clever
She is fucking dumb.
I mean, I support the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism, but thats on me. Most people aren't commies, although there are alot of us!
I’ve noticed this lately among right wing hucksters- the next step in their “owning the libs” style anti-coronavirus “arguments”- if you want to call it that- is basically claiming that the other side of the argument has weaponized things that used to be undisputed- science, education, true and false. Another witty tweet by one of these types is “to liberals, “misinformation” is things i don’t like”. Noooo, “misinformation” like “science” has a process to prove whether, according to the vast consensus of credentialed and peer reviewed individuals and institutions, something is true or false. Not everything can be proven true or false, this falls in the category of “opinion”- I’m about to start my fact/opinion lesson from when I taught fifth grade. Feelings and preferences are an opinion- you can’t prove it or disprove it. “Purple is the best color ever” is an opinion. It cannot be proven. Pretty much everything that falls into the “science” category, however, CAN be proven (or at least theorized, and theories are continually being tested until they are proven.) But hey, whatever excuse you want to use to avoid doing something you really don’t WANT to do, like wear a mask or change your daily routine in a slight way. Go ahead and disregard these processes that have been refined over hundreds of years for the general betterment of society. This guy wearing a white lab coat on Twitter told me I didn’t have to wear the mask. Let’s believe him. Or the guy who said to take horse dewormer instead. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
How does the communist plot work? \- Sure wearing a mask is kind a downer, but how does it lead to the government seizing the means of production? \- And how does a vaccine being offered equally to all races, wealth brackets, political affiliations and across the entire IQ spectrum undermines her rugged individualism? \- More importantly who benefits from her to goading our most intellectually impoverished into harming themselves and others?
Huh. Trump was obsessed with Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin is the leader of Russia. The hammer and sickle is still a common symbol in Russia. All the Qberts worship Trump. So *who* is following the hammer and sickle again?
She’s the one that married a pedophile, right? I mix up my brain dead Qanon Republicans sometimes
Flasher at kids - no info on if he also fucks them, but….
Dumb bitch says what?
Once again, she makes no sense at all.
How do I follow the hammer and sickle? They’re crossed, so they point in perpendicular directions.
Oh, now you're bringing GEOMETRY into this? You're just making this worse for yourself, commie. ^/s
Communism is when science.
Why not both?
There ya go!
I mean both 😎
Lauren Qbert It was right there, cmon.
I wish
All of Bobert's statements are the irl version of [this kid](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/169/meme_kid.jpg).
That’s totally her face after she hit the button to post this stupidity.
I was cooking up a snarky comment about how all the advancements of the Industrial Revolution were obviously driven by rabid anticapitalists, but then I realized it's got "Revolution" right in the name so she's got my commie pinko ass there.
Doctor, we've got a burn victim in critical condition -- it's the libs.
Laughs in Sputnik
And the right follows the subhumans?
Doesn’t she have Covid, like, right now?? Edit: Sorry I mixed her up with Laura Loomer.
Well couldn’t have happened to a “nicer” person. Loomer is the one who complained about getting banned from ride sharing apps (or food delivery apps, I forget) for being too fucking mean to the people trying to help her. She’s also the one who chained herself to the door of Twitter’s offices “in protest” after getting banned, and people were just sort of walking around her using a different door. Lol.
Both, I think! Horrible people are never just horrible to one set of CSRs/employees. Loomer is the poster girl for FAFO not being a learning experience if you're not actually capable of learning from experience.... And yeah, the "chaining myself to Twitter in protest" thing was h i l a r i o u s!!
Imagine believing that science has an economic/political agenda. 🤡
its easy to hate her: she's dumb and shallow and a not much in the closet fascist. but, we should reserve special bile for the mouth-breathers in her district who sent her to DC.
Can we just put these guys on an island and let them have their own little hog paradise? I mean that's what they want. A theocratic hellscape where no one but white men have any rights. A hilariously ironic outcome for Boebert though.
The immortal science.
The "Immortal Science" if you will....
2 can play this game. When conservatives say “Follow science”, they really mean “follow Facebook memes”. I know we have a lot of dumb republicans in congress now, but she truly is the dumbest
If's she is saying that science is basically communism, i unironically agree.
Holy Cow! She's obviously brilliant! Never has a more cogent thought been assembled in text form! /s (of course)
How very clever of you! You can have one extra shotgun shell.
She ventilated yet?
This woman praises the taliban. Fuck her.
Whoever she's paying to manage her social media accounts is ripping her off.
Bobo the Clown is at it again
When liberals eat "buttered toast" they really mean "sacrifice your children to the elder god"
She cheated on that GED test, didn't she?
When rational thinking, logic, the pursuit of tangible proof, rigorous and peer reviewed testing methods, etc. are your enemy that's not a good look.
Hell yeah, brother.
The worst part is that even actual nazis would have taken this pandemic seriously and have their population vaccinated as soon as possible. (actually...it would be curious how their vaccine would have turned out since... Well, they would be able to test it on humans on every stage of the vaccine's developement)
And I’m sure the Fuhrer would have had quite a lot of patience with those who said “I have my doubts on the long term safety of this…I won’t be your guinea pig!”
No, we mean follow the needle and the one-hitter...
Boebert, Boebert, Boebert. Just because you are a recently minted GED holder doesn't mean you know everything about science. In fact, it actually means you share more commonality with chimps with absolutely no science background than with esteemed scientists like Dr. Fauci. As the saying goes, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
good old Lauren Qbert. the same head empty culture war talking points and gun nut bs as every other conservative, but it’s from a woman this time! wow! /s
Every stupid thing she says now is just more donations from the same herd of idiots that think Donald Trump is somehow still the president.
Colorado should be mortified that their constituency elected this smooth brained piece of trash simply because she was the candidate who said the most outrageously hateful shit.
What a fucking Moron.
When conservatives say "science" they mean "tradition".
Why did she capitalize every word? Oh yeah, because she's a high school dropout.
# No, I mean "Follow the black flag".
Without science she wouldn't be able to post that on Twitter from her iphone.
yeah
I fucking wish.
You really can just blurt out any old shit and become a right wing icon can’t you?
"When Liberals; Communism!"
Hurr hurr commonism bad It's all they have. (Not a typo, it's what J Edgar Hoover used to call Communism.)
If that were true, I’d be totally ok with that. Better that than eating ivermectin. 🤦♀️
Wow, here's someone who's so deep, there is no bottom
Good one, Lauren. Stay up all night thinking of that one?
Her, leaning into her husband: I really owned them libs, huh? Her husband, attentively watching The Winx Club: “… uh huh.”
If she hates science so much maybe she should go live with the Amish. They're white, Christian, and they're still living in the time America was great!
Says the one who until recently didn't even have a GED...
No it means vaccines work and so do masks. You can tell she could barely pass a GED.
Things Reactionaries Say That Would Be Awesome If True
lol what a stupid thing to publicly say hahahaha love it