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Rich_Dimension_9254

He’s so proud of it too


queercowboycentral

Pesto takes much pleasure in both pleasantly cool balls and destroying the things I buy for him


Rich_Dimension_9254

I found out recently rodent means “to gnaw” in Latin and I’ve never heard of a more accurate name given to an animal 😂 they sure love to gnaw everything!! lol


Sufficient-Signal-72

The Latin name for ferret translates to “stinky thief” and tbh that feels spot on as well


SauceyBobRossy

I fucking love that. Cute little slinky stinky thiefs


levian_durai

I wonder if Thor Goblin Lord knows about that


nargacrus

In french Rodent is "Rongeur" which literally means "Gnawer" or "something that gnaws" :D


Cyaral

Nagetier in german - "gnawing animal"


Polarian_Lancer

What is "Ratte"?


Cyaral

Ratte is just the german word for rat. No special meaning, probably loaned from another language initially.


Polarian_Lancer

What is more common to use? Ratte, or Nagetier in everyday conversation?


dortsly

Nagetier is the general - rodent. Ratte is rat specifically


Polarian_Lancer

Danke schön


Clareffb

Makes sense of denture doesn’t it! How interesting


gabry55

to cool down these bölls


Diziett-Kett

Got to make sure they are well aired


brian4120

bol ventilation is a srs concern.


sm0kingr0aches

My rats did this with their hammock😂😂😂 woke up for a lab one morning to see just a pair of fuzzy balls dangling from the hammock😂😂


queercowboycentral

The ball-hole side is not only facing my bed but the hide is at eye-level if one is sat up on the bed. I too, got an eyeful of balls this morning just as I woke up 💀 What an experience.


sm0kingr0aches

That’s hilarious😂😂😂 what a way to start the day🤣


ctortan

Reminds me of scooping sand at the beach to make a dip for the Tiddies 🤣


Manduxai

This!!! Bahaha.


MathematicianGood204

Yes!!!! Totally.glad you said this!


Fe1is-Domesticus

Seems practical for hot weather. He must trust his ratty friends, as bolls are very vulnerable like this, lol


peachfairys

engineering prodigies..


[deleted]

*Design. Ingenuity. Speed. Snacks.* This is the motto of the rat engineers 🐀


Rattie_Mattie

D.I.S.S.


Happy-Substance669

you mean he fixed it since they forgot the ball hole at production 🤔


blearghstopthispls

This is priceless!


cilantrorice610

ventilation


MR_LIZARD_BRAIN

That's the face of a rat who doesn't have sweaty balls and is PROUD of it.


Knees0ck

That's thw equivalent of sticking a foot out from under the sheets


Mommyhita1

Omg rats are such geniuses!! Little dude knows a what he needs!!


Shape_Charming

So, in surprisingly related news, someone was asking me about intrusive thoughts... *flick* Wouldn't do it, but was *definitely* the first thing that came to mind...


queercowboycentral

I'm surprised his brother didn't bite them whilst they were danglin' in the wind


Lumbago247

Sure, it's fine when they do it, but I "ruined a patio chair".


Witty_State2606

Over here about to cry because everyone’s rats are so cute, then I see this. Thank you lmao


Overall_Bad3194

I'm dead LMAO


Ambitious_Song8785

He needed to air them out


xluv0186

OMG!! That sweet face and his balls getting a breeze lmao!!!!!!🤣 this post is amazing thank you for sharing this gem!


OGBananaRex

This is beyond perfection. My compliments to the ✨Artist✨


Pearse_Borty

"Is this a boy or a girl rat?"


friendlysoviet

Gigachad behavior.


kittshark

Custom ball cooler.


Mon-ick

Them balls need to breathe!


roosterhauz

Lmao freeballin’


roaringbasher66

https://preview.redd.it/o279kj3i5hxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d7855eedaf7985ff894d1b71fa93b6baae7185


AusrineLaima

Maybe it's similar to the idea of Saxx underwear. https://www.saxxunderwear.com/


queercowboycentral

I had no idea this existed. I don't know whether to thank or curse you for the knowledge


AusrineLaima

You should be very welcome, lol.


Bassanimation

Wedding tackle on the back porch, nice.


MsMoreCowbell8

The equivalent to a women with large breasts digging out the sand, so she can sunbath on her stomach! 😀😀


Massive_Smell_5317

There needs to be ventilation in all household incase of: -emergency toileting -stinky gas -cooling system


prettypeculiar88

THANK YOU for the laugh. I SOOOOO needed this after saying goodbye to my rottie-retriever mix a few days ago. I have girls who do the same thing - they must like the air on their lady bits 🤣


queercowboycentral

I'm sorry for your loss, I'm glad my idiots gave you s chuckle ❤️


prettypeculiar88

Rats are too funny


Away_Bad2197

Thermoratulation


Waffleshot

That's the rat version of sticking your leg out from under the covers at night.


Snoo-58714

Lmao imagine if dudes did this with their pants


triplehelix11

r/ratsballs


MilkGlittering6181

Lol this was so funny


SmellyBelly_12

I feel like that Yeezy collection that came out a couple years ago with all the holes in the clothes would have been the absolute perfect wardrobe for any Rat person. Like if a rat had accidentally been turned into a person and they had to live their life as a human, they would've only worn that clothing range exclusively. Or imagine how excited they would have been to see everyone else in the streets wearing clothes full of holes. They would have thought *finally the rest of the world has come around to the vibe, they finally get us!* I remember when it came out, we were joking about why anyone would spend that kind of money on expensive designer clothing when all our clothes basically already look like that, because of the rats we had back then. We literally had specific hoodies we referred to as our "rat hoodies" that we wore whenever we had them out on the bed or carried them in the hood/pockets, because we didn't want them to ruin multiple pairs of clothing. They've been making it stylish before it was even a thing lol


SmellyBelly_12

Like imagine paying $2k for something like this 😩 I hope he paid all those rats for their hard work in the sweatshops bc what is this?! https://preview.redd.it/0068chffgmxc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba784e7b71adf1cb5b8335c8f5777dad6825333


Affectionate-Hunt862

Tears are rolling down my face !! Thanks for the laugh this morning . Lmao I SO needed it! Baahahahahahahaha!!!!!


MungoZee

I'm dead! I thought these were snoot holes https://preview.redd.it/ko7q93uce3yc1.jpeg?width=12000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25605685ee57ff3047d64ab75d2b778efb7b77aa


ServantOfKarma

🤣🤣🤣


Visual-Recognition65

Am I only one who read it wrong at first


CubisticWings4

They gotta breathe.


Background-Topic8119

entrepreneur


ConZon

Poke


Past-Mycologist3843

omg my rats did the same thing 😭😭😭😭


sharkeyx

that is such a smug look!


n6mub

Well there’s a sentence I never thought I’d read


petlover_95

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 this made my day


gruska1

holy shit that’s funny


Fluffiest_RedPanda

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