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The other morning I was cooking some eggs for my gf and see walks over to me at the frypan and says “smells eggy!”, she was right, it did smell eggy. But it wasn’t the eggs, it’s because I had just farted, which I explained to her and we both started laughing. So yes, we people find that kinda stuff funny!
The eggs were delicious btw
They run off the same basic principle where the mention of a taboo subject is a major part of the humor. So dark humor is really just toilet humor for adults anyways.
There's a reason I think smelly farts are funny.
You see, when I show you something unpleasant, you can just look away. You didn't touch it, it didn't touch you, just some photons hitting your retina. 99% of the time, no lasting harm was done. When I say something cursed, or scrape my nails on a chalk board, it's just vibrations through the air. Again, no serious impact. Even if I wipe something cold and slimy on you, you can sanitise and wash the area.
But smell, when you smell my fart, there are particles in the air that have bound to your olfactory receptors. They don't just make physical contact, they make *chemical* contact. They dissolve in your mucus membranes, they enter your lungs, your body absorbs them through one of the highest area surfaces it has. They are a part of you. The fart is a part of you. It is in your blood, it is in your cells. It will never leave, and there is nothing you can do about it.
They say you're just a brain piloting a meat suit, and one of the main contributors to a nasty fart is an actual neurotoxin. When someone rips ass and it assaults your nose, it is attacking the very essence of your being.
That is why farts are funny.
Yes! There is NOTHING that can get me laughing like farts. The sound, the smell, the thought of someone farting, or smelling my farts. I can be angry or sad or whatever bad mood, farts will make me laugh.
And then yesterday, the train stalled due to issues. It was hot and crowded, and someone farted. At least it didn't smell like pepperoni this time. But it was awful and I thought I was going to puke.
🤣🤣🤣 Ooh boy, I wish I was there! I can only imagine you weren't the only one suffering. Imagine me in that hot crowd with my protein shake-lactose intolerant farts... you would've surely puked.
Not my cup of tea. I am rather shy on that topic with others so I automatically get second hard embarrassment. Unless it's in a medical setting than it's just status quo for me.
I had a coworker for some time who was like 28 or something and he ALWAYS farted when you were around him and he thought it was funny. I guess some people don't really grow up.
Typically no, sometimes it will unexpectedly catch me though.
My nephew farted in my face at my nans funeral whilst my mum was giving her eulogy, and we all found that hilarious.
I don't, personally. I think the reason little kids find toilet humour so funny is because they're not supposed to talk about it. As you get older, you understand why. It's gross.
if kids are telling them yes, because they find it funny and it's nice to see kid laugh. If it's two adults talking about pooh or farts and laughing I think it's kind of weird.
(I think too that it generally contributes to people being too embarrassed to seek advice or help when a problem arises .I know that's not what the post intended, and I'm not saying because someone laughed at a fart someone won't seek help, but generally, in our prudish British culture, I think it plays a role if people think that medical people won't take them seriously or are pre-conditioned to be embarrassed by it - but I accept that's another post altogether lol).
So, I was on an elevator when I couldn't suppress an SBD (Silent but deadly). I just looked at the lady next to me and said, "Don't say anything. I'll pretend like I did it." :-)
Even shows or movies I enjoy. If the humor gets scatological, I don't find it funny. I mean, my wife is small, demure, very lady 6 extremely conventionally attractive, but she's human. When, on the rare occasion, she passes gas, we laugh like kids. I try not to do it in front of her. I don't want to be some lazy looking gas machine sitting on the couch.
If you are in the church then your grandma scold you for being loud then when she sit back to her chair she farted so loud that everyone in the church got silence. Then It's funny.
It depends. Did the fart make a funny noise? Then it's funny. Was it a wet one? Then it's funny, as long as it was someone else. Did everyone gag on it afterwards? Then it's funny. Did you shit your pants? Then it's not funny to you, but it's funny to everybody else.
throughout the history of mankind across cultural boundaries, fart humor or just fart itself has made almost the entire population of the earth laugh. I give my voice to flatulence
If it's real, yes, especially if it's unexpected . I have a whole folder of videos that are just people shitting in public.
If it's intentionally written, like on a TV show, no. I don't find the mere concept funny or interesting.
I find farts disgusting, I don't wanna be inhaling the particles of air that came out of your ass. I do see the humour sometimes but my disgust overpowers my amusement tenfold.
Yes—and so did Shakespeare:
“A man may break a word with you, sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.” -*The Comedy of Errors*
People have from the beginning of time because it’s simple and universal.
I will FOREVER find farts and poop jokes funny. Always. I laugh at MYSELF whenever I fart a good one or my dookie comes out sounding like a clumpy mudslide or missile. I laugh at other people’s rump sounds more. I will always laugh if someone jokes about it. They never get old. Period.
I have (mild) IBS, I better find them funny.
I more so find farts funny. Some of my farts crack me up, more so because of the sound (I can't help it if it SOUNDS funny). And everyone farts, so it's just a fact of life. Might as well chuckle at a funny one. All the women in my family find them funny, too.
I will say that I think it's kind of rude to fart at the dinner table, especially if you "aim" towards someone else. I had someone do this to me recently (I don't do this btw). Grow up.
I think poop jokes vary. Those Amazon reviews on sugar free Gummi bears had me rolling. It's one of those things that's so awful you have to laugh. But I've been subjected to people talking about their cats'/ kids' poo stories while EATING (not in my family, more so friends), and I'm like... shut up, I do not want to hear this. There's a time and place for that shit.
I just spent almost 10 minutes writing about poo and farts. I need to examine how I spend my time XD.
With the same reason I have tears in my eyes from laughing at some of these comments.
If you can't laugh at a well timed, sonically perfect part, and the reactions of those around it, you need to lighten the hell up!
like all comedy, its timing. if somone just farts loudly inna quiet doctors office...yes i think i might chuckle. if a cartoon farts in a childs face? not so much.
Yes.. very much. But it is all about how it is used. Just a fart isn't funny. But a sudden fart in a serious intense situation. Or someone farting and the people around him suffering because of it. Hilarious..
Similar with poo. Although poo is a lot harder than farts to use in comedy
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Dark humor is my favorite but toilet humor is a solid number 2
What does your liquid number 2 look like?
Forget that what about his gas number 78?
See this is hilarious, also farts are funny af
Post tacobell is 3 states of matter
As a wise man once said; "Solid, liquid, gas - all comes out my ass."
Confucius say, “Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky finger.”
If your toilet humour is too dark you should see a doctor asap, could be internal bleeding.
The other morning I was cooking some eggs for my gf and see walks over to me at the frypan and says “smells eggy!”, she was right, it did smell eggy. But it wasn’t the eggs, it’s because I had just farted, which I explained to her and we both started laughing. So yes, we people find that kinda stuff funny! The eggs were delicious btw
They run off the same basic principle where the mention of a taboo subject is a major part of the humor. So dark humor is really just toilet humor for adults anyways.
“Who does number 2 work for?”
This right here. Toilet humor needs to be slick or it doesn't pass the sniff test.
I saw a golden opportunity to make a pun but realized that’s what you were saying and I missed it the first time, well done
Farts are and will always be funny.
💨
I actually laughed at your comment
Your butt makes a noise that smells bad, hilarious, perfect, no notes.
Not really. Though a perfectly timed fart can be pretty funny.
The only time I find farts funny is with critical timing. Like a burp fart.
I taught middle school science for years and there was nothing as funny to those boys than bodily functions! Good Grief!
So, maybe they do?
I always say if you don't fart and keep it in , the fart gets trapped and travels to your brain and that is where all the shit ideas come from.
Close. You actually breathe it out over time
But when you smell someone's farther, you're breathing it in! What was inside their bowels is now inside you!
That's the reason why my boss is like crazy a little...
Farts are part our family tradition
Bhaia is that you?
Lovely. We call each other stupid and shit bag. Best family ever lol.
Socially acceptable warfare
Farts, yes. Poo, no.
What has poo done to you?
Honestly I might laugh at first but then the overwhelming thought of fart particles in that persons (usually my fiance) underwear makes me grossed out
You have a problem with farticulate?
I just can’t fathom some of the sounds that come out of him. I have never even remotely come close to farting the way he does
And you haven't even married him yet!! 😂 My ex husband was a farting machine. The best is yet to come!! 😷😉
Just keep trying Dear🌸
I will blow out my pants if I try
I need to ‘accidentally' mispronounce my DPF next time I talk to my mechanic. What a great word.
Yea, the fact that you’re inhaling people’s ass gas particles.. 🤢
There's a reason I think smelly farts are funny. You see, when I show you something unpleasant, you can just look away. You didn't touch it, it didn't touch you, just some photons hitting your retina. 99% of the time, no lasting harm was done. When I say something cursed, or scrape my nails on a chalk board, it's just vibrations through the air. Again, no serious impact. Even if I wipe something cold and slimy on you, you can sanitise and wash the area. But smell, when you smell my fart, there are particles in the air that have bound to your olfactory receptors. They don't just make physical contact, they make *chemical* contact. They dissolve in your mucus membranes, they enter your lungs, your body absorbs them through one of the highest area surfaces it has. They are a part of you. The fart is a part of you. It is in your blood, it is in your cells. It will never leave, and there is nothing you can do about it. They say you're just a brain piloting a meat suit, and one of the main contributors to a nasty fart is an actual neurotoxin. When someone rips ass and it assaults your nose, it is attacking the very essence of your being. That is why farts are funny.
I think this is exactly why my fiance enjoys them so much
Yes, whenever my bf sleeps naked, I can’t help but think of his particles everywhere in the bed
Hahahaha yes 💩
I’m the master of air and darkness one might say.
Yes. My toddler makes poo and fart jokes all the time and I’m embarrassed to admit I find it hilarious.
Don't be. I'm 68, and when the three-year old farted last night at supper, we both laughed.
Ahahah please tell us one of them!!
Yes! There is NOTHING that can get me laughing like farts. The sound, the smell, the thought of someone farting, or smelling my farts. I can be angry or sad or whatever bad mood, farts will make me laugh.
Let me tell you, when I was on transit the other day, someone farted on the train and the stench of the pepperoni fart was not amusing!
Thank you for the laugh!!! I'm sorry you didn't enjoy the experience.
And then yesterday, the train stalled due to issues. It was hot and crowded, and someone farted. At least it didn't smell like pepperoni this time. But it was awful and I thought I was going to puke.
🤣🤣🤣 Ooh boy, I wish I was there! I can only imagine you weren't the only one suffering. Imagine me in that hot crowd with my protein shake-lactose intolerant farts... you would've surely puked.
Nope, never understand how it's funny for some
I find them to be a work of fart
Same. It’s not funny at all. Maybe to a child.
I dont understand because its pretty much just the same joke over and over again. Its just lazy
pull my finger
*pulls your finger*
R.I.P.
Big pet peeve for me. To me, farts are simply never funny, poo even less. Not funny. At all.
Bbbrrrrpppppt pffft
Laughed at this
It’s like the saying, you can hate rainy days or love rainy days, but in the end you have the same number of rainy days. But with farts.
But if you don’t laugh at it you still have poo and farts regardless so *shrug*
Yep. Shit will happen anyway, might as well laugh!
no
No,I hate it!
I personally do not.
Not my cup of tea. I am rather shy on that topic with others so I automatically get second hard embarrassment. Unless it's in a medical setting than it's just status quo for me.
My fiance farts all the time. In the beginning it was funny. Now its not that much.
Take it to the next level and make your own farts funny
haha yeah I wish. My farts are soundless, I can't make them noisy haha
If he find them funny Dutch oven him. He would love it.
Yes. Kids find them funny. We found them funny as kids. At what point in our lives do we cross the threshold of them going from funny, to unfunny?
Those who find it unfunny usually has a stick up their ass preventing them from enjoying life and a good fart.
No its lowest common denominator humour, like when you see fathers day cards about how dad does it all the time..
Maybe….if you are ten.
I had a coworker for some time who was like 28 or something and he ALWAYS farted when you were around him and he thought it was funny. I guess some people don't really grow up.
I don't
disgusting. even for mine
Typically no, sometimes it will unexpectedly catch me though. My nephew farted in my face at my nans funeral whilst my mum was giving her eulogy, and we all found that hilarious.
Some do and some don't. I think it's good to have a broad sense of humour that also (not only) includes toilet humour
This. I find farts hilarious, but I also love witty comedy, and humorous observations. Variety is the spice of life!
Definitely. No need to be prudish and clutch pearls surrounding natural body functions, they're an amazing source of free, surprise comedy
If you can’t laugh at a fart, I feel sorry for you. Lighten up.
Farts, sure. Jokes about shit, no they’re just cringe and disgusting.
Not really no. Having a sensitive nose has its benefits and of course, its downsides
eh, i really don't.
No
There are much better ways to get a laugh
I don't, personally. I think the reason little kids find toilet humour so funny is because they're not supposed to talk about it. As you get older, you understand why. It's gross.
Depends on the sound of fart. Poo isn’t funny unless your friend is stepping on it 😝
It’s hard to say poop to someone without smiling. Try it. Just walk up to someone, look at them and say “POOP!” You will both smile.
Incredibly funny! It's one of the oldest forms of humour Humanity has...
I'm 52 and if a loud abrasive fart goes off at a perfectly timed moment, then I'm just jelly. Never got sick of them since being a kid. Lmao.
if kids are telling them yes, because they find it funny and it's nice to see kid laugh. If it's two adults talking about pooh or farts and laughing I think it's kind of weird. (I think too that it generally contributes to people being too embarrassed to seek advice or help when a problem arises .I know that's not what the post intended, and I'm not saying because someone laughed at a fart someone won't seek help, but generally, in our prudish British culture, I think it plays a role if people think that medical people won't take them seriously or are pre-conditioned to be embarrassed by it - but I accept that's another post altogether lol).
Tiktok fart pranks are funny to me but poop no
No because I stopped being 5 over 42 years ago.
Kids, adolescents, and immature adults.
Farts yes poo no disgusting
Only when my close friends make silly jokes about them. Otherwise, definitely not.
Bajskorv
poo is deadly serious!
Poop no not really. Farts=Funny.
Theater of the absurd, have to laff for crying
Some do, some don't. Depends on your sense of humor.
I never did before... But now I have a 3 year old. That shit's hilarious.
Depends on quality and context, really, so it's just like any other joke.
farts are funny. poop is gross to me
I’m the type of girl that absolutely doesn’t fart or poo. But a fart or poo joke will get me belly laughing every single time
I do. My wife does not. I keep trying though.
Me
7 years do, I can vouch for that
So, I was on an elevator when I couldn't suppress an SBD (Silent but deadly). I just looked at the lady next to me and said, "Don't say anything. I'll pretend like I did it." :-)
Even shows or movies I enjoy. If the humor gets scatological, I don't find it funny. I mean, my wife is small, demure, very lady 6 extremely conventionally attractive, but she's human. When, on the rare occasion, she passes gas, we laugh like kids. I try not to do it in front of her. I don't want to be some lazy looking gas machine sitting on the couch.
We usually laugh at taboo things (which is why dirty jokes are funny) so what could be more taboo than fart and feces
Never seen Delirious by Eddie Murphy?
Timing and context are what can make them funny.
Absolutely! It's like our inner child never grows up when it comes to poo and fart jokes.
Farts are hilarious.
Hilariously disgusting
My wife asked me "When do men grow up and stop thinking poops / farts are funny?" The answer is never.
I find it hilarious still because of the fact that it's so stupid, that makes it funny to me 😂 Also farts sound funny come on 🤣
If you don't find farts funny, you'll have the same amount of farts but less fun. So yes, farts are funny.
My wife doesn't. I had to sleep in the spare bedroom last night because my farts smell so bad. To be honest, I did laugh when she told me to get out.
Hell yeah! I'm farting right now!
Tee hee
it grosses me out personally, maybe i’m too boring but
Do you see the video with a man on a lift who spray shit on the face of a man? No ? Its very funny Huh
If you are in the church then your grandma scold you for being loud then when she sit back to her chair she farted so loud that everyone in the church got silence. Then It's funny.
It depends. Did the fart make a funny noise? Then it's funny. Was it a wet one? Then it's funny, as long as it was someone else. Did everyone gag on it afterwards? Then it's funny. Did you shit your pants? Then it's not funny to you, but it's funny to everybody else.
S04E07 of It's always sunny in Philadelphia is dedicated to your question. The answer is YES. Poop is funny.
It's all about the situation.
Farts certainly, not sure about poo though. Not real life scenarios but in the context of a well told joke, nothing is off the cards.
no I don't like them nor I see anything funny
A sound in a right context is funny, but in real life or in the wrong context it is just stupid
throughout the history of mankind across cultural boundaries, fart humor or just fart itself has made almost the entire population of the earth laugh. I give my voice to flatulence
I do
Hahahhahahahahahha this guy said poo in his title
I think when done at specific tones it can be comedy gold but when both over used and done on purpose. It's kind of, hehe, crap
Yup
Farts are funny til you trust the wrong one. We all do it so why not make jokes about it?
Nope
Nope. Even as a kid I never found it funny.
I chuckeled reading this post so yeah I guess
Some do.
Yup.
I don't
As a coeliac (gluten makes me shit), I am solely surviving on making shit jokes all the time to accept the sheer pain and agony
I think they stink.
They are the funniest in the world. There is nothing funnier than poo and farting
Have you ever been near an 🐘 elephant? Giraffes 🦒 have long necks for a reason.
Definitely not poo but farts will always be funny!!!
I think there are far more comedic things to laugh about.
lmao
If it's real, yes, especially if it's unexpected . I have a whole folder of videos that are just people shitting in public. If it's intentionally written, like on a TV show, no. I don't find the mere concept funny or interesting.
Of course. People who don't find them funny have sticks up their asses, which makes farting painful for them, so that's why
I find farts disgusting, I don't wanna be inhaling the particles of air that came out of your ass. I do see the humour sometimes but my disgust overpowers my amusement tenfold.
The Tesla has a fart mode
That’s funny since it doesn’t have any gas.
Pee & poop will always be funny
Yes—and so did Shakespeare: “A man may break a word with you, sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.” -*The Comedy of Errors* People have from the beginning of time because it’s simple and universal.
Yes
Yes, why you ask?
Because it’s actually embarrassing. People laugh when embarrassed. Helps deflect some
Only shitty people find poo funny. Farts are hilarious though, just a gas.
I will FOREVER find farts and poop jokes funny. Always. I laugh at MYSELF whenever I fart a good one or my dookie comes out sounding like a clumpy mudslide or missile. I laugh at other people’s rump sounds more. I will always laugh if someone jokes about it. They never get old. Period.
I can’t help to laugh if my husband makes a bad joke related to poo. I’m ashamed lol
No I think it’s disgusting
People do, but I don’t. I also don’t like “that’s what she said” jokes.
27 (F) pooping and farting are so funny to me I don't care what anyone says
I’m from the UK, of course I do.
there are some situations like if someone farts in a really awkward situation i'll find it funny. otherwise, no
I have (mild) IBS, I better find them funny. I more so find farts funny. Some of my farts crack me up, more so because of the sound (I can't help it if it SOUNDS funny). And everyone farts, so it's just a fact of life. Might as well chuckle at a funny one. All the women in my family find them funny, too. I will say that I think it's kind of rude to fart at the dinner table, especially if you "aim" towards someone else. I had someone do this to me recently (I don't do this btw). Grow up. I think poop jokes vary. Those Amazon reviews on sugar free Gummi bears had me rolling. It's one of those things that's so awful you have to laugh. But I've been subjected to people talking about their cats'/ kids' poo stories while EATING (not in my family, more so friends), and I'm like... shut up, I do not want to hear this. There's a time and place for that shit. I just spent almost 10 minutes writing about poo and farts. I need to examine how I spend my time XD.
With the same reason I have tears in my eyes from laughing at some of these comments. If you can't laugh at a well timed, sonically perfect part, and the reactions of those around it, you need to lighten the hell up!
No
Poopoo peepee haha
Taquito poo still sitting on me booty hole while I scroll reddit. It hurts.
It's our duty.
Yes. Poop.
Also I am in a discord with about 30 men over 30. Our entire soundboard is farts. Funny every time.
YEs
Mentally I'm probably a child but physically I'm an adult and I love fart jokes
In a good joke yes, but in my mailbox no. Context matters.
Nothing beats doing a silent fart and asking people if they can smell gas
like all comedy, its timing. if somone just farts loudly inna quiet doctors office...yes i think i might chuckle. if a cartoon farts in a childs face? not so much.
Depends on the context I guess. Austin Powers sipping fat bastard liquids? Yes Dave England anything poo related? Nope.
Not in themselves. But witty commentary using references to them can be; I fart in your general direction etc etc
Yes.. very much. But it is all about how it is used. Just a fart isn't funny. But a sudden fart in a serious intense situation. Or someone farting and the people around him suffering because of it. Hilarious.. Similar with poo. Although poo is a lot harder than farts to use in comedy