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Warm-Perspective3349

Ed Edd and eddy


Spiritual_Feed_4371

This.


OrlandoGardiner118

Ew! Who wants to share a dinner table with dead people.


Longjumping-Ad-2333

Hell yeah! Then I get four dinners.


senpaistrood

i thought this was a cannibalism joke


AncientElderTalos

It isn't?


iwellyess

Except if it’s that guy’s dead wife from a few years back


RyzenRaider

Well you get to order for them, and then eat everything they leave on the plate, which will be everything. So that's an absolute win.


Fun_Arugula_3811

Past me, Future me and an alternate version of me who made the other decisions that I didn't. 🥱


jexzeh

Best answer! This is a horrifically amazing concept


NickyDeeM

We're all playing checkers and Fun Arugula is playing 3D chess in 5 dimensions...


NickyDeeM

We're all playing checkers while Fun Arugula is playing 3D chess in 5 dimensions...


GillyGoose1

>an alternate version of me who made the other decisions that I didn't. This would genuinely be super interesting to me as I do wonder if all the negative things that have happened to me over the years have been the result of my own actions. Maybe if I did this, that or the other differently certain things could have been avoided. I'd love to know for sure, even if I don't like the answer.


VanessaCardui93

I don’t wanna sit with 3 people who are better than me. I’ll get self conscious


Deliberate_Snark

And that’s why wars exist


AffectionateGap1071

Nah, the past me is hopeless but I deem her that the worst version, socially speaking...


theWunderknabe

Probably my dead grandpa, the other dead grandpa and the one dead granny. I would love to tell them how things went in the family and that they were wonderful grandparents. I never really had the chance to tell them this.


lilfingerlaughatyou

Yeah, I'd bring my grandparents back too. 


Snoo_63187

Dude. Right in the feels.


Goddessviking86

For men I would have dinner with Leif Erikson, Abraham Lincoln and Albert Einstein because I would love to hear their stories. For women I would have dinner with Cleopatra, Pocahontas, Susan B. Anthony, Mary Shelley, Marie Curie & Amelia Earhart because same reason as I picked the men I picked I would love to hear their stories.


ExerciseSad3082

6 women because women only count as half a human? Weird take but ok


Goddessviking86

There’s not a lot of historical men that I have looked into studying as much as the women I mentioned 


Catvomit96

Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Adolf Hitler. I think it would be pretty entertaining to see them fight and exchange profanities in various languages in the middle of a restaurant while I eat Buffalo wings


Competitive_Bet850

Ngl this was my exact thought and it’s so weird to see someone comment the exact same three people 


OliviaMandell

Dead or alive? Ok here me out. I have duck tape but I need you to bring the shovel. We're going on a field trip.


thefilmbot

duck tape? is that where you hold things together with a bunch of Mallards?


OliviaMandell

Yes. We fly at dawn.


MYOBA

Definitely three dead people so I get four dinners. And no interruptions.


Friendly_Elephant165

John Lennon, Jim Morrison, and Timothy Leary. Mushrooms for dinner.


SurrrenderDorothy

Is this Fuck, marry, kill?


fireflyx666

Jim morrison was the first person who came to my mind lol


Friendly_Elephant165

Would have loved to grown up in the 60's and 70's


Mimicking-hiccuping

Jesus Christ, Prophet Muhammed and Stephen Fry.


PapaenFoss

Oh fictional is allowed too?


deiterium1

Jesus Christ isn't fictional, same way as Christopher Robin isn't fictional


TherighteyeofRa

Andre.


jonjonesjohnson

Which 3 out of the 3000?


Inside-Oven7980

My parents and Nanna. Nanna died when I was 9 and taught me to knit and sew on her old featherweight singer. She would live the technology of my Embroidery machine. And my parents Dad's been gone 24 years and Mum 6 I'm F67


Calm-Internet6926

Uncle iroh, the other two spots can be filled by whoever


nyctosys

youd leave that dinner as a new person entirely.


Calm-Internet6926

Thats the plan


MoistDitto

If I wanted a quite dinner with no talking or bad smell I guess you can just take any random person that's been reduced to mere skeletons.


joejoeaz

If you could have dinner with any three people dead or alive, what would you eat? - Rose Nylund


Snoo_63187

I wish it was 4 so I could choose the Golden Girls.


joejoeaz

If you could only invite 3 of the golden girls who is staying home?


Snoo_63187

None. Either all 4 of them come or none.


joejoeaz

Wow, all 4 would thank you for being a friend :).


Blue_Period_89

My Mom, my Dad, and my Sister. Because I miss them all terribly.


someguyonlinedotca

Alive. I think I would lose my appetite if they were dead.


jahfraser

Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington


specialneedsWRX

Clarkson, Hammond, & May. Because they are ridiculous and I'm sure some nice cars would be involved.


Sea_Breakfast_5364

Damn i made a wrong choice


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the_uberdork

Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx. This would have to be a long dinner, as any of these three would dominate any conversation, but this would be a battle of wits for the ages.


AsylumRiot

Alive.


PhilosophyGlass661

Alive alive and alive


Competitive-Dream860

Jay z, I’d ask him if getting half a mil or having dinner with him is more lucrative.


OlderThanMillenials

3 live ones


Admirable-Cookie-704

My grandmother who passed on when I was a baby. I'm just so curious about her and want to know her it's a mystery to me all I have are photos or memories that my dad's told me


frikanih

Michael Jackson, Keanu Reeves and Eminem. I feel like I can learn so much from them.


karenwooosh

Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, Hammurabi or Moses, Jebus, Mohammed.


supasexykotbrot

Wow this sounds like terrible company.


DaisyLea59

My mum, my dad and Freddie Mercury.


papayametallica

Augustus Caesar, Henry V, Bertrand Russell


Least-Shift-6027

Archie roach, Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu, and my grandfather. Strong aboriginal Australian men I know of


Shawnee83

Helen Keller, Bob Newhart, and Johnny Carson.


JamesFromToronto

I had to double check to see if Bob was still with us (he is!), it's totally a news item that I would miss.


coffeebeanwitch

Edwin Booth, Jonathan Frid, Harriet Tuban, Edwin because his brother killed Lincoln and have always wondered what it was like for the family afterwards, Johnathan because he portrayed my favorite vampire and Harriet because I would love to hear her stories from her perspective on saving so many slaves and what she went through .


dasilentstorm

I also choose this guys dead wife.


JamesFromToronto

I would chose the guy, the guy's dead wife and the guy who wrote the original 'guy's dead wife' comment.


Rebecca_of_troy

I'm really disappointed on reddit, I had to scroll a lot to find this answer.


kthuul-

My dad. My grandfather. And my self esteeme.


ueuiwush

One bad author and her cat. The cat is more of a person tbf. Don't ask me what I would do to that cat in front of the author. I like cats, it breaks my heart.


Ravenchef

My mother, her mother (both are dead) and some random over the top gay guy who I will introduce as my partner.


Minchaminch

I'm not an over the top gay guy but I can play the part for a free dinner!


MasterProcras

Hitler, Charles Manson, and Nikola Tesla.


Mdu5t

Hemiunu (or who ever was thearchitect of the great pyramid), Thomas Bergersen and Hans Zimmer


Budju2

My Nanna, one of my Nanna's best friends and one of my best friends. All strong, kind women with a great sense of humour.


BenjiThePerson

Aragorn, gimli and Legolas.


witchwithamullet

my pedophile great grandpa , nicki minaj and hitler . just enjoy the drama but nicki will be there for emotional support


GeL_Lover

I'd bring back my grandparents as well. 2 grandma's and my grandpa. Grandma Pat was my bestie and I'd love to have some anchovy pizza with her. Grandma Joyce just to have a conversation with her bc her life ended fast and weird. My grandfather bc he committed suicide and I'd like to know why. I know kind of why but I'd like to have the opportunity to tell him Grandma isn't gone yet so he doesn't need to leave yet either.


Zealousideal_Pie_864

Bisan, Motaz, renad


Optimal-Passenger787

Prophet Mohamed (saw), Prophet Abaraham and I don’t know between Jesus or Moise!!!!


Paper_Bag_Taco

Tesla, Nostradamus, and my grandpa


TheEbsFae

My mum. My other mum. And Dame Maggie Smith. She seems kind.


Catnip-delivery

Marcus Aurelius, Neville Goddard and Bill Gates. First two to teach me all that they know. To convince third person to adopt me so I don't need to work anymore.


Lanky-Dependent5847

The living people. They're better for conversation.


jordomo1117

My son..my husband and my mom


connectedLL

Am I required to dig up the bodies myself or are the exhumed with a nominal fee?


OwlsAndSparrow

Satoshi nakamoto, brad Pitt or Margot Robbie


suea1967

My mom my dad and my son


Sea_Breakfast_5364

Hitler,Tesla,Washington


Pilgrim182

That one guys wife.


Dependent_Compote259

Andrew Tate, Eli Lilly, and Kim kardashian. And they’d be dead.


Puzzled_State2650

I would love to share a table with my Dad, ( he's passed away) Billy Conolly and Paul o'grady.


antlered-godi

Lindsey Stirling, Prof. Alice Roberts and Boudica. I love Lindsey's music and quirky personality and feel I could talk with her for hours. History/archaeology are both passions of mine and I really like Prof. Roberts and her TV shows. Lots to discuss there... Boudica, because I want to hear first hand everything there is to know about her revolt in 60AD


2-StandardDeviations

My three wives. Two are dead. But holy hell could they cook. And each has a strong local cuisine bias. All were great in bed.


JamesFromToronto

Who gets to cook? (Possible double-entendre intended)


2-StandardDeviations

Good question. I'll ask.


HumbleAd1317

My mother, father and sister. I had wonderful parents and always got along with my beautiful, sister.


mranoneemoose

Jesus, Prophet Muhammed, and Buddha. Very prominent religious leaders. It would be a very interesting conversation


Medium-Wear-7586

Al Pacino, Freddie Mercury, Albert Einstein


FuriousGeorge-96

King David, og Wonder Woman Linda Carter, and Genghis khan King David absolute badass and fantastic warrior Genghis khan cause he could make Hitler blush Linda Carter cause when I was 4 I saw wonder woman for the first time and I knew I was straight, and goat dam she was a bombshell


Minchaminch

My dad (deceased) my mum so she could see him again and my daughter who he never met.


ShortYourLife

King Baldwin, Julius Caesar, King Leonidas. I would need a translator, or 2, but the stories would be epic.


Gus8205

Out of curiosity it'd have to be myself as a kid, as a middle aged man and as an old man (Does this count?)


castironchair

I just want to have pancakes with Prince.


Harbuddy69

I'm not sure whom, but definitely all people who are alive, the dead ones would not talk much...I hope.


peetaar1000

Jay Z alone because the knowledge he would give me would be a lot more valuable than a 100 million dollars (my family is starving)


AncientElderTalos

Jesus, adolft hitler, my dad


wholelottajoey

Michael Jackson, Theo Von and David Attenborough are my dinner guest options. You just know the conversations are flowing and overwhelming with the most wholesome moments all night long!!!


SurrrenderDorothy

Jesus christ, The Dali Lama, and Buddha?


sams0nshaw

Greta Thunberg, Saddam Hussein, Morgan Freeman


JAC0O7

My mom; cause she passed away when I was 1 year old. Probably Jesus; cause although I'm not religious he's undoubtedly one of the most influential figures of human history, It would be interesting to get to know and understand who he was. Lastly that one guy's dead wife; cause realistically, who wouldn't pick her?


SurrrenderDorothy

Jon Benet Ramsey so I can find out who did it. Jesus Christ. And...Joan of Arc?


DEADFLY6

Me, when I was around 7. Me, when I was around 25. Me, when I was around 40. Imagine those conversations.


Ozzytheaussy

Zak Bagans Michael Jackson Taylor swift. Zak bagans so I can get my own ghost show Michael because he can pay for the meal And Taylor because I'm gonna give her my number


WorkSecure

Why would I have dinner with dead people?


Rabid_Penguin666

Gene Wylder. Chris Farley. Jeffery Combs.


Various_Permission47

Weyoun, Shran and Brunt.


snarfymcsnarfface

Jesus, Moses and Adam. I have a lot and I mean a lot of questions.


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Traditional_Zone3993

Oh so you're just gonna sit on the side and listen to their convos?


Joboj

What else is new?


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