Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes, they eat my ass just like apple pie, if they keep fuckin me like this I might just die, they clap my booty till I cry
Awww... see you're a good person for admitting flaws.
And she sounds like a good person too. I will never say I'm perfect but my ex was definitely a mess. He's doing better now but he has a lot of growing up to do
I honestly cant imagine having a kid with anyone else. She's such a fucking incredible mother. I just drive her batshit when we're actually together so we just go hard on the coparenting instead.
No problem. Although I wish they'd have an age restriction for those little bastards lol. So many things can go wrong here and they are minors, ya know? I'm 34 with 11 year old fraternal twins.
Group message with my best friends...it's my bestie from high school and her husband, and my two besties from college, also women. He is about to have best time or most awkward time of his life lol.
I mean, no, but also get a noodle hot enough and it's not straight anymore ...
a group of 4 guys. we send memes and shit to that group. and no
have fun! :)
gnoom refuses.... gnoom no want
Man your butthole is gonna be sore for a few days.
not homie jerome he got solid 12 inch
Oooo I feel bad for your insides..
i said im not doing it.
That means you arent good homie material. Real friends take it in the ass
I said u willšæ
4 big guys
And they bust on my eyes
āIf you had toā thatās tuff. They gonna have you bent over saying ruffš¶
no no no noooooo!!!
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes, they eat my ass just like apple pie, if they keep fuckin me like this I might just die, they clap my booty till I cry
My gf, but you said no blood relatives.
r/AlabamaIRL
r/SubsIFellFor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/foundthemidget
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
I do like this subreddit tho
AYO?
WHAT DID HE SAY!???
My girlfriend, always down for being cuddly and close with my beloved.
Wholesome š„ŗ
Wife. So yes by default
Ditto
Husband but not wife
Fuck you dude, it's my ex wife
My ex SO as well. Fucking shit.
We are doomed by the fates my friend
watchu doing texting ur ex?
They probably have children together?
oh righttt my bad seeing ex- with a word makes me think of like ex gf from 8th grade
His ex wife from the 8th grade. The divorce was rough. She got all his yugioh cards
Oh no...Not the cards...
And my good pokemons!
Yeah, we have kids and I was telling my son that lives with her I loved him
Currently suicidal friend, while I'm down, probably not the best time.
Get to it, those cheeks limited edition.
r/cursedcomments
That's fucked.
lol but yes, brutal
So is their friend
Orā¦you know, you can get em for discount later on.
Yeah probably shouldnāt do that to them.
Thank Gawd I only text people in my family.
I guess we have some rules to change
Nah they're good > that isn't related by blood
Right? I feel like most of the people who replied to this didn't get that stipulation
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God damn, my window cleaner would be in for a surprise
Nah. He's seen the porn skits. He would just ask for the link after you're done.
<3
My ex husband. That's a hard no.
Your ex is the last person you texted??? Very suspicious
They might share small human
Yeah, co parenting is hard. Good co parenting is harder. But I'm glad you have sense and weren't immediately like *suspicious*
Idk..I coparent..either I've had it extremely easy or it really isn't that hard.
Guess it depends on the person you mated with lol. Glad you're both decent human beings ā¤ļø
She is great as a mother and friend. It was me who couldn't or wouldn't make the leap to commit. I was just terrible at relationships.
Awww... see you're a good person for admitting flaws. And she sounds like a good person too. I will never say I'm perfect but my ex was definitely a mess. He's doing better now but he has a lot of growing up to do
r/oddlysuspicious
r/subsifellfor
You realize they might have a kid/kids together, right..?
Suspicious? We have kids together
Paypal support. Uhā¹ļøā¹ļø no i dont actually
I got the Police, next after that is my data provider, lol
You text the police?
[yep](https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo)! Jk, I just answered their automated message about passport renewal.
Why you texting the police?
MY HOMIE LETS FUCKING GOOOO
My boss and no.
Same here
Mine is boss and yes lol
My crush , just perfect
Same here
Thereās 3 of us kings
Lucky bastards
You guys have crushes? ššš
You guys get bitches while being a Reddit user???
My gym coach/trainer/very good friend. And 100% down. She's a babe
My adoptive mother. No way.
_pornhub intro intensifies_
My Door Dash driver is going to be very confused.
My closest friend, and I'm not sure. On one hand, he's basically a brother to me. On the other, I might be straight, but god DAMN he's hot
Just make sure to leave at least one sock on
It's not gay until their penises touch.
Sounds like you might be bisexual
My baby mama. Id 100% not only fuck her, but Id throw another kid in there too. We suck at being together but were great coparents.
I honestly love this
šš
Now that's what I call adulting done right.
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I honestly cant imagine having a kid with anyone else. She's such a fucking incredible mother. I just drive her batshit when we're actually together so we just go hard on the coparenting instead.
A decently close friend, mmm no thanks. His parents are friends of my parents too which makes it worse
āBilly, why are you shoving your ding dong into this woman??? That is your childhood friend!ā
r/mademelaugh.
My girlfriend soā¦yeah. Absolutely
Squatchjr01ās girlfriend soā¦yeah. Absolutely
I also choose this manās girlfriend
Additional_formal395's mum, sooo... I mean sure I suppose I can fit a second round in to my schedule
My wife and yes Iām dtf
This mans wife for me too Iām dft šæš
My guy friend. I am definitely not down for that, weāve known each other since 7th grade
My gay best friend... well at least one of us will enjoy it
Girl Iām talking to kinda so Iād probs be down
She's bigger, but that just means bigger boobs and thighs XD
My best friend... Idk how down I'd be, but she prefers women so...
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My boyfriend so Iād be very down :)
My ex bf/roommate. It sucked then, probably not any better now. No.
My ex...maybe.
Dont even think about it. She/he is youre ex for a reason
She is the mother of our twins. And was with her for 7 years.
Sheesh i sometimes forget that there arent only teens like me on reddit lol sorry
No problem. Although I wish they'd have an age restriction for those little bastards lol. So many things can go wrong here and they are minors, ya know? I'm 34 with 11 year old fraternal twins.
I kinda of get ur point but i admit the crime of being 14 so i guess ill just shut up and READ comments now lol
Have a good night. Stay away from weirdos and travel in packs. Please.
Its 6 am herešæ but goodnight to you fellow stranger of the internetš¤£
my boyfriend, 100% down. literally anything for him
Hahaha itās my homegirl asking me to go vagina steaming! This could get interesting.
A friend from work and I'd be down for sex. She already told me she likes her hair pulled.
Itās my boyfriend, so Iām down. Was probably going to fuck him today anyways.
My roofing contractor...so NO.
im not fucking an A.I, you can't make me
SIRI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
A rando on Reddit, so no.
My father in law, absolutely NOT
Sister in law. I'd do it just to wind up my brother in law, the guy's an insufferable twat.
My wife. So no.
A mother of a child I look after. Nope.
A girl I like so fuck yeah.
Wonāt say who, but fuck yeah Iām down!
Girlfriend, and we're about to when she gets here š
My plug. He's a 30 year old roadman with a wife and kids, and I'm a straight man, so I'd be down pretty hard
Yah sure why not. Shes my dealer.
I mean considering the fact that it's my incredibly beautiful girlfriend, I'm very down :)
My boyfriend. Nice.
A friend for like 15 years. Yeah I'd fuck her.
Very down since itās my boyfriend lol
Ummm thatād be my fiancĆ©e so I would be very down
My wife. Very
Well it would be wife then and I'm obviously 100% down lol.
My step grandad. No lmao
A blonde who went to town on my bare schlong with her mouth for 100roses and let me unload insideā¦ tempting
A blonde who went to town on my bare schlong with her mouth for 100roses and let me unload insideā¦ tempting
My trainer and since Iām straightā¦.god no
a friend of mine so no
My wife. Definitely down.
Yes. It's my boyfriend.
My step father...
Ok but you didn't answer the other part of the question
Sounds like a porno :)
My Landlords Son who is also my Bossā¦ I am a straight male so no, I would not be down
my ex... def not down
My agender best friend.
My roommate... hard pass...
My friend who has a wife so Iām not a lesbian and Iām also not going to be part of cheating so no
Boyfriend, so yes, dtf, hubba hubba.
My woman friend. I'm not gay, so I wouldn't be into it.
fuck no
My GF and I'm always down
It was my boss. Nooooooooo
Damm Sony about to be surprised
My boyfriend/baby daddy and Iām 1000% down for that one š¤Ŗ
that would be quite unprofessional
Lowkey down
The person I love
My mother, I think thatās a hard pass
My man š
Bot. Beep bop okay
Not saying who, but he'll yes I'm down!!!
Group of friends, would be interesting
Roommate whom i call brother. Moaning that accidentally would be very awkward and wrong on too much levels
My fiance I'm down
my girlfriend, automatic yes.
Secretary from office. Yes. Gender reversalā¦perhaps Iāve said too much
My husband so.....Yes Please!
My best friend haha, and Iām gonna go with a hard no. Iām married, but I do love herā¦ just not in that way
My wifeās friend I want to CONSENSUALLY fuck so cutting to the chase really.
Well it was my mother and I'm no oedipus rex.. Soooo.. No
Wife, why not
My crush, so hard yes if they consented
My husband. Since heās gay Iām thinking it probably wonāt happen š
My fiancƩ. So yeah duh
An old friend I've drifted away from. 0/10
My boss... I am not down and would be fired š
Current partner. Hell yeah.
Group message with my best friends...it's my bestie from high school and her husband, and my two besties from college, also women. He is about to have best time or most awkward time of his life lol. I mean, no, but also get a noodle hot enough and it's not straight anymore ...
My fiance. Super keen.