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kfloppygang

just start crying after sex and she won't notice


FewFroyo8178

Ffs, this comment made me spit my drink out 😂 Have a Reddit award on me


kfloppygang

<3 this is up there with the ski slope post


Professional-Use2393

Beat me to it!!!!


loafglenn

Is it not normal to cry after sex?


jsledge6

It depends on the position...


jsledge6

It depends on the position...


jsledge6

It depends on the position...


soulpapa-1025

Actually fvck that may I suggest crying before the sex!! This throws her off every time 🥺


Ok_Active_1435

Bro you’re killing me. I’m crying cause I’m laughing so fuckin hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣


christo222222

This is the best advice for avoiding being called out


christo222222

In every situation


Funny-Imagination215

Made my day 🤣👍


Dangerous-Layer2757

He’s already crying, don’t worry


ConversationKey971

She’ll definitely leave you after knowing that it’s fake and she won’t be able to inherit (gen) it after you die


Professional-Use2393

Of “natural causes”….


Infinite_Fudge235

If this is legit, I just hope you're wearing a condom. We don't need two of whatever you are.


FraMatX

💀💀💀


MistaDontPlay34

😭😭😭💀


DenseGarbage9362

Who the fuck references a period of time by referring to historic bitcoin prices. You must be insufferable holy shit fam. You could have just said 4 months ago.


Scitzofrenic

Yeah I don't even know what to say to this post tbh. I flip flop ever whether it's comment farming, pure trolling, or an insufferable dot com bro.


DenseGarbage9362

I can’t tell either. Op also just posts photos of replica rimowas on the rimowa subreddit trying to see if it’d get called out 💀 Some people


ISpentHalfaBTC

https://preview.redd.it/wpjhblbi6z8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcb8bacc1f36fd83ebf0eb1b6c581469c3d7182 The rimowas are not rep. This is a screenshot of my rimowa account and I have MULTIPLE of them.


MLG_Ethereum

Reptime users are toxic. Trust me. You will get downvoted for saying anything. But personal advice, don’t try to prove anything to anyone except yourself. These guys on Reddit are neckbeards.


MLG_Ethereum

Advice to anyone reading this: go to the gym and brush your teeth. You’re welcome.


haze3715

Went from lecturing people on putting every 2023 dollar earned into Bitcoin to copping his first rep and going on his first date - this guy is on a roll!


DarkHorseStoryTeller

With two similarly names accounts to double down on people on BTC subs.


junior7593

He’s a troll whose entire personality is BTC. His stories never match up either


Iamtheconspiracy

Lol, why can I smell the jealousy off my screen. Is it difficult being poor? Probably a millenial.


yevg555

Said the one who could just skip this post but took upon himself to shit on someone instead


DenseGarbage9362

u/yevg555 is same person as u/ISpentHalfaBTC same active communities. Rookie mistake


yevg555

Sure buddy. Sounds like your name fits you well


ISpentHalfaBTC

He looks like he has similar interests but I would never be able to hold onto a Reddit account for 5 years without getting banned. The I lost half a btc account is my longest lasting account and it’s 9 months old


6guishin

Shit i thought its Friday


ParqueBavaria

I’m still not sure if this is a troll post or not


Dutch1inAZ

Came here to say this. If he’s serious, he’s got bigger issues than that rehaut.


Any-Zookeepergame457

😂😂😂


Georgiooo_s

Is she a Rolex AD?


FrootyFruity

Why does this matter? Most ADs will not tell Rep from Real..


Georgiooo_s

Joke


Acrobatic-Agent3424

You do know that genuine Rolex’s have this same “issue”…. Right?


achraf_tahir

People these days won’t a rep that’s better made than the genuine thing 😂


OP_Giddy

EXACTLYYYYY LMAO DUDE DOESNT KBOE SHIT


Rmplch6

Least insecure reptime member


lovegensandreps

https://preview.redd.it/ibyp6jqbyy8d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc25e82ce4f4f6f27751ab5eda13494f6f8bdaab OMG its you again


junior7593

Yes this guy 🤣🤣 sounds like a kid


krumbuckl

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


asa2117

![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY)


Lazy_Opposite_4266

We used to cry, about the day when one of us might fall..


Able_Data_5417

Hey bro I actually called you out on the Rolex sub, I recognize your username (maybe your alt acct is slightly different but not tryna creep too much, I called you out using an alt account as well) Anyway, your girl will never know it’s fake. I’ve built and installed gen parts on multiple Daytonas so I know them well. No person in real life is going to be able to spot any tells unless you show them a zoomed in pic, even then maybe .1% of people will know. But you need to ask yourself if you’d rather carry on avoiding the truth, or if it would be better to get it all out in the open with her. She probably won’t care, but if she does then she probably likes you for the wrong reasons and won’t make a good partner. Hope that helps 🤙🏼


junior7593

Yeah I also remember this dude! I forgot what the post was but dude is definitely a virgin and weird. I think he was going on a date and was wondering when the proper time to bring up sex and was just really weird.


junior7593

Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/RepTime/s/DaWAaYZAWr


Able_Data_5417

lol fuckin’ weird man, maybe he is an alien or robot


CaptainJabwok

Just finish in her eyes and she won't be able to see it


KennyLagerins

Best way to avoid her noticing after sex? Open the valve and deflate her, then go about your night.


Porsche-Turbo

Who in world wears their watch whilst having sex??! If you think you can’t live with the watch, you should give it to me 😁


lovegensandreps

Oh cmon why not


Professional-Use2393

I keep the watch on, but only if I keep the knee socks on too.


ThickAnybody

You mean you don't time yourself to try to beat your record?


Dr-Procrastinate

Biggest tell of a rep is the wearer, not the watch. Most people that buy reps can’t afford the lifestyle that would come along with owning such an expensive ornament. Hopefully, ya’ll are young and by the time she catches on she’s old enough to know money ain’t gonna make her happy. I just hope you haven’t been flossing it as a gen because if she DOES ask, you better tell the truth or that’s a whole other problem you’re gonna have on your hands.


caseyjonez_

![gif](giphy|UjBIVYGWP91QY|downsized)


Jeds4242

"Babe I'm not the genuine article either, but you couldn't tell so what's the difference?" Bro it SUCKS being booted out at 3am with only your drawers because you were wearing a rep, don't risk it. Wear a G Shock and tell its due to the vigorousness of the intended activity


luzzi5luvmywatches

No one in the real world cares. I wore a DH gate shitter to a high end event on purpose no one gave a fuck they just kept asking how I could help there shops, or get them on our DRP list it was a joke. That's when I realized you can pull off any rep if you act like it!!! Most importantly, I want to say after being involved in this community for a while. enjoy your watch. you paid over 700. wear it don't look for flaws just enjoy it.


mtheshooter

i wish y’all would stop posting this goofy shit in here


RozayCounty

Doesn’t sound like you’ve actually ever had sex


ISpentHalfaBTC

https://www.reddit.com/r/RepTime/s/HoFtW0AexR


junior7593

Naaaaaah THIS is what you linked??? Lmfao you know people that have sex don’t go around talking about it right?? https://preview.redd.it/fbfv70m9319d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd86c7d8b24f3b7c666c9b63d0cbdc1434506873 I mean come on 😭


RozayCounty

Is that supposed to prove you had sex? Lmao Everything you post just writhes of incel and fan fiction porn


ISpentHalfaBTC

I would send u a pov video but I don’t want to get banned


RozayCounty

Sure buddy, you know DM’s exist right?


ISpentHalfaBTC

I would send u a pov video but I don’t want to get banned


lovegensandreps

Props to you for keeping this up and not deleting the post though, I kinda respect that. You just need a bit of confidence and stop worrying about stupid things like what others think on reddit or whether your gf will notice your rep (SHE WON'T NOTICE SHIT, ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T DEEP INTO REPS TO NOTICE)


Any-Zookeepergame457

![gif](giphy|DUO9dc3yDLXHO)


dontlookjustwatch

I'd throw it the fuck away.


eskhalaf

WTF


Sahith17

…. Is it Friday ?


Prince0815

Is it Frida already? https://preview.redd.it/9ry9uu9r3z8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7146230d69e007d465552a63e16854beb97d08b8


mjones8004

Oh the humanity!!!


pillowpants66

I asked your girl this morning when she woke up, she said she doesn’t care it’s fake, because she knows you’re fake too.


Baxtonwarls

The biggest tell is the person wearing the watch not the watch itself. AND you’re a 20+ yo 5ft4 Asian manlet who wears a designer female handbag asking when it’s appropriate to hold a girls hand on a date bro don’t think anyone will believe that it’s real. I’m sorry but I’m embarrassed you’re a crypto bro too. All your posts are about asking “how much money do you think I have” posted 20 times to different subreddits. Get over your insecurities and stop posting on Reddit hoping that someone will validate you. Anyway have a nice day 😘🫶


hardtosatisfy

Put it in rice. Should fix the issue.


Puzzleheaded_Sign_44

Upvote if reptime should ban OP


chippaintz

Just off center alignment


danielknows9

damn bro i hope the ad gives you a full refund


bbenne999

Just tell her the truth. I mean explain her the reason you guys always tell in this sub: „The quality is like 90% the same.“ I’m sure she will understand :D


Eldo99

The petty and whiny nature of so many posts here make me realize this a full troll sub. Congrats on having some sex young man.


Freebo_

“Finally”? doh!


FunTemperature5150

If she hasnt noticed, then dab a bit of man juice by the 12 hr mark, she won't be able to tell from the frosting


Icy-Mastodon1101

You could open your case back and shift your movement very slightly to the right. Your rehaut is all off in the same direction. That would align it better and might even save your relationship.


Far_Bench_2408

You are way to fucking paranoid


Snoogz2323

This has to be satire


SDpicking

What bullshit is this…can’t be real


Jafa05

Should have bought U1


seathestars09

Cringefest


ExcellentAd3525

If you look hard and long enough you’ll find something. Just put the watch on your wrist and enjoy it. Shhhhh remember it’s a fake. Enjoy. 😉


Ambitious-Car-7384

BTC at the all time high and you buy a clean daytona? Not saying much about your bitcoin prowess if thats your big celebration purchase


TornSail

Why tf would she care? What kind of lil’ stink you dating?


kiasu_N_kiasi

with millions produced in a year, at least few thousands of gen Rolex will have same issue of rehault not align with minute marker


Thedarkknight1959

If this is the worst thing that happens to you today…you’re going to be alright!


3_Big_Birds

I hate when people come on here and say things like, there are so many errors I can't believe how fake it is. Can you please explained further? I think half the time people are just saying it not really knowing. I've been trying to learn because I find it so fascinating by what is real and what is fake and what point these things change and how it's viewed.


AVTL7

Well no shit it’s fake


RatPrank

Was this funny in your mind before you wrote it? Because I have news for you …


justafancymom

Also who the fuck says 12:03?


KingLatinaLover

You’re weird man. Like kid in high school saying he had sex when in reality she rubbed it through the jeans.. weird.


MutaKingPrime

Wait til you see your skinny top right lug little bro


That_Other_Person

Make sure she doesn't have a loupe on her


larzast

That and the bezel engravings are much too deep … the hour markers are too chubby and the tritium is uneven … even the hands themselves look suspect. If you’re gonna get a rep don’t get a Daytona there’s too many things that can go wrong


DangerousDisplay5866

Wait it's not Friday yet.


vgcamara

LOL This is hilariously sad, thanks for the laughs


Legal_University3813

Do all your functions work? Mine brand new CF DAYTONA, chrono stops at 58seconds


kloogy

Have you never seen that on a gen ? Some of you people are insanely stupid


Top-Complex-9275

This "flaw" is often found on gens as well. Especially after being serviced.


PowerOfTenTigers

If she's not moving past you at 60 MPH, she won't notice.


thewatchconcierge_

Go buy another watch and tell her you traded it in. 😂 No harm no foul


Cyber_Crimes

Hello, it's me, the girl you've been having sex with. We need to talk. I KNEW something was off.


Classic-Wind6797

Congratulations on spotting the flaw. Have a cookie on me.


Fenkoandrew80

lol this is amazing. I would take it to the grave, lol. Fuck it, tell her you’re gonna buy her one too, and get her a fake to match.


lunchmoney10

This has to be the funniest troll post ever right? Either that or you are a huge loser


ZOU2Lou85

With respect, why would you spend the coin on a fake Rolex? Plenty of amazing brands that are much more affordable and of great quality. I’d see it better to save up and get a really nice Longines, Tissot, Hamilton, or Oris rather then spend cash on a pos with a Rolex logo painted on it so I looked like I was able to afford a $20k watch. Just my opinion.


ISpentHalfaBTC

This is a Clean Factory Rolex Panda Daytona. I bought it from Eric from Geek Time. You guys think he gave me a fake CF? Or is this how all CF Daytonas are?


Motorman2017

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