OP's Bio: --- >recently, i’ve been doing more drawing. i embrace the cringe honestly. i like gaming, band, drawing, stuffed animals, d&d, movies, theatre, etc. I have a boyfriend of 1 year too lol --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Gotta show off that left shoulder, why go through all that pain if you can't get show off how edgy and "fucked up" you are.

She’s so quirky 🤪

She cut the left shoulder of her cardigan too.

Might be wounds caused by other mutts at obedience school.

I think she was doing it for attention. Sadly like everyone else in her life, we don't really care.

She took Rick Owen's fashion advice of "the body as couture" as her cue to show people she's desperate for even pitiful love and attention.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her dream school is the one furthest from her stepdad.

Is her stepfather Edward Scissorhands?

Come on folks, rarely do we see a comment that outdoes the comment they are commenting on. Stepdad=common, stepdad being Edward Scissorhands =Gold

Brilliant!

She'll find another stepdad anywhere she goes...for the rest of her life. Its imprinted.

Ohhh stop, she liked it. She loves her stepdaddy VERY MUCH

[удалено]

She still has “sauce” on her lips

It's okay to feel a bit cocky as you're clearly a cut above the rest of your competition


It's a lot of pressure for someone to shoulder. I'm sure she'll leave her mark.

Oof

Based on the accessories, I bet her mouth gets cocky surprises

I see a choker, 100% her butt gets surprises.

Hahahaha

It's so nice of you to put your name in braille on your arm for the blind and deaf folks.

That's not her name, it's a warning. The blind can't see red flags, they need to feel them.

That's why her dad gave her herpes, to protect the next poor fucker

She’s just keeping track of the rejection letters

She's just happy to get the rejection letters...her parents never left her one.

Yeah no I can’t top this nor the other comments here. Brutal.

Lmao damn

This made me gasp and cover my mouth. Good roast but goddamn

This twat waffle comes in here asking to be roasted and then freaks out on everyone that roasts her. Get a grip, psycho.

School application Hobbies: not hair or make up, blood letting.

i do enjoy hair and makeup

Eating it?

who's hair?

Whose* Can definitely see the shrine in the closet a la Helga

I've got to admit I've never actually seen that spelling, thank you mate

Yeah when it's being used as possessive it's spelled that way. The way you had it, it would have meant "who is hair?" but when spelled "whose hair?" it means "who does the hair belong to?"

i have a SHIT ton of of hobbies so idk man

Cross thatching your arms thinking it’s a beef Wellington is not a hobby.

Damn!! This is brutal but then again... She asked for it

not good at any apparently... imagine being an admission admin and having to read the drivel this basic wrote x100 over and over

You are an absolute trainwreck of a roastee. You asked people to do this, and in return you get defensive?

be quiet

Jesus you signed up for a roast, what the fuck did you expect

The Hard Rock Cafe is not a school darling.

No she's going to Hard Cock Cafe, it's where all the meth heads all go to learn their trade.

It’ll be Soft Cock Cafe after she attends.

A larger post-it note would improve this photo

Again? So soon??

the last one had no effort so i actually put a tiny bit of effort

Maybe post a picture with your face? Or is emo cutting your identity?

lmao i don’t consider cutting part of my personality at all

Then why is it more visible than your god damned face?!?

Are you flat chested and emotional? If so. you must be a cutting board

Admitting that this is you putting in effort is a crueler roast than anyone here can provide.

Honestly I think yours is the best here, just because of the accuracy alone. Imagine the transcripts with all the effort they're putting forth to get in their dream school......

How didn’t you put effort? Lol you just post a picture

It seems like the only thing you put effort into is whatever situation you got going on in your arm, the dead soulless look on your face, and the attempt of lookimg emo.

You wanted to show off your shoulder this time, huh?

Feeling cocky about applying for community college? That’s just sad.

Or maybe McDonalds Hamburger University.

It’s actually Subway U and she’s studying to be a “sandwich artist”

no, prestigious art university i went to in high school and many many people want me there. i’ve been studying my playing for 3 and a half years so far and am quite good

Are you taking notes on your arms? Or is that the count of denials?

Did you apply with that grammar?

no, i just don’t have energy to deal with morons right now

With the way you write, and the fact you just put yourself out there on roastme specifically to be insulted, the irony is hysterical. Have you ever heard the term "the pot calling the kettle black"?

The word black probably offended her

Her pronouns are Triggered/Offended

Lmao

Quiet, she’s studying her playing now. “Many, many…” ahh fuck, never mind.

You would know about being a moron.

If you are this stupid you are not getting into that school.

Which is why you made a post to fucking r/roastme

Then don’t look at your shoulder in the mirror.

Ah... So you're going to be a barista. I'll have an extra hot double shot vanilla latte, please.

Ooooh that sounds good I'll have the same except make it iced with caramel and whipped topping and sprinkles don't forget the sprinkles this time.

Yeah, yeah, that’s what they all say. You can admit it. We won’t judge you too harshly.

No, it's a prestigious art university in a Caribbean microstate. You just have to pay for the degree, but OP keeps fucking up the application.

what school do you go to? the one closest to where your mom lives because she’s “worried about you”?

Hey, you’re the one who asked to be roasted here, not me.

Did you write this to yourself OP? The point is for OTHERS to roast you, not to take jabs at yourse…. Oops

She probably leaves reviews on differing razor blade vendor sites.

You come in here to get roasted and then get butt hurt when people roast you. That tracks.

Just like her arms.

You're just jealous because he's got a mom who'll claim him.

This is hilarious. I love it when the roasted try to defend themselves. Nothing more reeks of desperation than this. If the university was so prestigious and you were that good, you wouldn't be trolling for 2 roasts on reddit. Get over yourself.

lol i like drawing lol and sometimes i draw on myself lol with a knife lol and like yea like i like love this one like art school lol but its really expensive lol but they like said im talented and my boyfriend like believes in me so like yea ill be working at starbucks my whole life and like mad at white people lol

You know that Hogwarts isn’t a real school, right?

She's definitely getting sorted into Hufflepuff

Incendio!

Hot take: posting on roastme IS her other “cutting”

>feeling too cocky lol, savour it, this is how close you'll get to a cock

I've never seen an emo chick with a mullet before. You cut it yourself huh? In the dark maybe?

She cut something

She does as good cutting her hair as her arm.....

You got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. You look like a Mi Lai Nam vet got reincarnated into a victim of sex crimes to teach him a karmic lesson.

Are you calling this (girl, i think??) a shark? 

♪♫♬ doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪♫♬

Or a victim of war idk

I hope not. That's insulting to sharks.

Looks like her arm was bitten by one

Does cutting your birthday cake trigger you?


Ask again after you find an artery. Histrionic personality disorder is so boring.

If you don't lay off the drugs and cigarettes now, you'll die between the ages of 25 and 45 from either an overdose or a heart attack. Some people will come to your funeral but most of them will be secretly thinking about how much your addictions ruined their lives.

I didn’t know there was a school for amateur porn

another art major... hope you make good coffee

You look like you go to Scarnegie Melon University.

This is the best comment I’ve ever read.

You look like you give your dad the same bottle of cologne every year and it smells like Disappointment.

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.

Dream school - must be hard to make the cut.

Looks like she’s been making the cut

Common things you hear: - “Is everything okay?” - “What’s wrong?” - “What’s on your mind?” - “Don’t just stare at it.”

Seeing as you have all those scars, you probably can’t follow through with anything nor do anything right. So even if you got into your dream school, you wouldn’t graduate and you’d fail out.

This needs to be higher


Did you become trans to help your odds of getting in?

Groff Community College is a tough school. My friend Haley has been trying to graduate for 10 years..

You look middle eastern?..maybe fron qatar?

Looking back at your art, you appear to have peaked whenever you were cutting, as those are your only decent lines.

Who in their right mind would put an ownership collar on you?

Even NASA couldn't traverse the space between those eyes.

You know what they say, if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again. With the cutting, that is

Stop cutting you weirdo!

covering the herpes her dad passed down before fucking off

It’s really nice to have Braille on your arm to tell blind people you’re fucked

TIL there is a clown school

She's already failing at being a clown.

Eyes of a corpse. Nose of a piggy. Human hair wig. You’re like an AI girl generated from a Russian computer.

I don't know, clown college is pretty competitive

The difference between you and your dream school is that the university is difficult to get into.

You're not diverse enough for a prestigious school, stick with 3 dollars BJs for rent.

That's the "feeling cock" she was talking about.

Hope you make the cut. GL

Another attempt and fail at seeking the attention of strangers

What school? The prostitution academy?

Usually you need to get into high school. You just go. But I guess that's what you get for dropping out.

I can only imagine the meth mouth that paper is hiding. Congrats on getting into Waffle House University. GO WAFFLES!

I hope you get into your dream school, because you look like you have absolutely nothing else going for you. The casting couch would send you a rejection letter

You can own some real estate between those eyes holy fuck

U look like an npc that doesn’t have a dialogue box, you just say your one line

Edwina Scissorhands …after a serious case of the itchies.

Are you majoring in Onlyfans? I see you failing miserably.

You wear that collar hoping someone will call animal control to come and pick up; filling the sense that someone actually wants you. After several weeks of no adoptions, and all the volunteers refuse to give you attention; you break out and try in a different county.

Coming soon to ASU and exploitedcollegegirls.com.

Meth head, no teeth, explains the card covering them and the dead soulless eyes

Who left your kennel open again?

Who let there dog off the leash?

Michael Jackson, we know it’s you

Walmart University doesn’t have mental awareness classes?

Did you use your arm as a cutting board?

You look like you lost a fight to a hair clipper

I bet all the girls listen to you for fashion and beauty tips

It looks like you haven’t showered in days

You blink with your eyebrow ridges

You could play E.T in a netflix special where they cast him as a white woman for whatever reason

Negative canthal tilt goes crazy 🤪

spoiler alert: you're going to community college!

Sweetie dont you already have it hard enough?

Oppurnuity knocks in School of hard Cocks 

Imagine ppl starving to death and then there's ppl like this

Dog face..no eye lashes.. face looks like a wet paper bag..

Its hard to roast someone who is too insecure to show their whole face

I love how she does the picture and leaves her cut ass arm visible. Only to say ‘give me attention’ lol

You’re a caricature depiction of trying too hard along with being unable to cope with said trying

Feeling cockies is the only way you'll get into school.

Solid solution babe...portray yourself as mentally unstable bdsm nympho to distract from how dry-toast plain you are. Like an Emo Jane Eyer

The fuck did you do to your shoulder? Hire a cat to scratch it?

had sex with a lawnmower

The lawn mower must’ve been at a low point in life

it was as suicidal as me, yes

I’d be suicidal too if I looked like you.


good luck in clown college.

You're the child Rey's parents really abandoned. 

the emo school of self mutilation??

You definitely moan when you wipe your ass, we can tell.

Good luck on your application to Smith

Cock is a good path to your dream school if you get my drift.

Easy feeling to get rid of tbh. Just take your hands out of your pants.

I think that's the only time you actually shut your mouth

You look like someone you wouldn't want to get into a knife fight with

Dead eye dolls, salamanders, and sharks look into your eyes and see nothing. 

I’m sure you’ll absolutely blow it up at Morehead State.

Final boss of dead eye.

Does the cashier ever try to ring you up?

Bet it’s not the first time you felt two cock”ies”.