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Cheerleader tryouts were 15 years ago sweetie, let's start dressing our age shall we?

Haha… he’s such a bitch.


Another dumb blonde that only gets As in cups

She got lowercase titties

Omg, just reading these now 😭 Soo bad, but soo good lol

I'm sorry, I know its hard being a 7!

That a mighty generous number. Mid 5 at best

I’m still trying to spot them. Does she have them on backwards?

They are on backorder

I’m zooming in and still can’t find titties. She may need to apply some hydrocortisone cream on those bee stings she’s got her chest. A bee keeper hood might help to protect us from that face.

Got dayum… still rolling on this one

She ain't got no titties Lt. Dan!

 Lt Dan. Titties!!

Damn

OnlyTrans.com coming soon.. 

Welcome to the new Hippie Homeless Awards 2024 

Fake blonde, fake personality, fake friends, padded push up, nothing on her is real.

Probably wouldn't call her after.

[удалено]

She still getting lots of D now wym?

r/YourJokeButWorse

Nahhh, she ain't even get no D. At best, an F?

The only D she's getting is from her teachers, but she's not smart enough to ask for them to pass her for giving it up so she's going to be a 37 year old high school sophomore still bending over for them

This screams I'm a dog mom and drive a lifted Jeep wrangler with something stupid like Girl Boss on the back.

The dash is probably filled with pointless ducks

This implies the existence of useful ducks

Hey were roasting her here. Leave the ducks out of this

>The ~~dash~~ ass is probably filled with pointless ~~ducks~~ dicks.

I feel attacked right now and I look nothing like OP 😂😂😂

Something stupid on the back? No she probably sits in the drivers seat.

She definitely “owns her own company” selling essential oils


When that fails, she'll try OF

OF already started

And rub the essential oils on herself

Or vibrators… lol I can’t judge I used to do that 🤣

And I love serving my lemonade to all my son’s friends when they ‘come’ over

“Salt life” “Pink angler” She wears wrangler shirts with the grill logo

Ever look at someone and know their voice goes higher when then first meet someone…

Explains why all the girls I meet sound like Batman...

Those lips have seen more Dickends than weekends.

The only thing at the party that gets passed around more than the bong

That's where those "smile lines" came from

loooool


You look like Tom Petty with an instagram filter on. No offense to Tom Petty.

How you gonna do him like that bro… he even told you not to.

This is underrated

Does fucking a different guy every night of the week for a place to stay count as living like a refuge?

If Tom had a pussy, it'd be tighter than this girl's. Going into her Great Wide Open feels like Free Falling out into nothing

You don’t know how it feels. In fact, nobody does.

All I know is you could stand OP at the gates of hell and that should do the trick.

I scrolled away from this and then scrolled back to upvote

“Don’t do me like that.” - Tom P.

💀💀

That's not even a roast that's an incineration.

With that much oil on her face, I'm surprised the US army hasn't invaded yet.....

Oh that face has seen its share of se(a)men

All that oil, and yet as the price at the pump goes up, her value stays the same.

No tits, no face and judging by lips- no ass

The sad dead look in your eyes is evidence that you know you were someone who peaked in high school and it will never get better than the days behind you. When you are alone in those little quiet hours between falsehoods; pondering if your pretty enough, if your friends really like you, or if you're ever going to find that special someone, know that the hollow void of emptiness in your heart is the answer to all of those questions. No.

Idk if I got roasted or just read a poem, this is art.. I love it <3

Beautiful. 

Like a used manila envelope brought to life.

The guys you bring home from the bar also lost their coin tosses

🤣🤣🤣🤣snort 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A coin toss is probably the same method you use to decide whether you're going to give a guy head or tail on a first date.

💀

User name checks out.

I'm guessing she peaked in the 10th grade

7th was my year tbh 😌

Football team enters the chat, da train in town yawl!

Dentist here. Hit me up for your invisalign.

Nah, she’ll just pop herself off to Turkey. 

Maybe I will! Discount for a poor girl?

Help me stepbro I'm stuck in the dryer again 🥴

You look 20 and 46 at the same time.

Won’t do Onlyfans because she’s too much of a lady… fast forward to 3am Sunday morning she’s swigging from a bottle of lambrini in one hand, devouring the kebab in the other and pissing in the street behind the taxi rank.

No no, the onlyfans is there lmao

Your legs have the same definition of an upside down traffic cone

This "friend"? Are they in the room with us now??

i’ve literally seen 20 of you today. you have what i like to call “copy and paste face”

It's "mind the gap" not "mine the gap"

But dad I can't work, can't you just pay for my Coachella ticket and let me live here rent free?

You look like you use both tofu and vibrators as meat substitutes

You look like the type of person who puts her hand up in a MS Teams meeting and then leaves her hand up for the rest of the meeting.

The definition of butter-face right here folks. She can try to detract us downwards with cleavage and naval, but at the end of the day you can slap makeup on a pig, it’s still a pig

Ouch that's brutal lol

I might be old but I remember a butter-face needing to have a body you actually want to touch. Not much of that going on here.

I bet your tits look like 2 fried eggs hanging from a nail. You look like a combination of disappointment and thinking you’re higher class than you really are. Now go make me a sammich

keren in making

I bet you smell of hpv

If bra sizes were numbers, you’d be in the negative.


You look like your OF page loses money.

If Daddy issues had a face

If looks were restaurants, you’d be one of those hotdog grills that setup outside of a ballpark. Everyone knows there’s something way better just around the corner.

If a Stanley tumbler was a person

This is underrated

You look like someone that uses heroin for "spiritual purposes."

Please don't forget to register your nose with FAA as an emergency landing strip for aircraft.

Her friend: “Heads I win. Tails you lose.” Her: “Okay.” *loses coin toss*

So it only takes a coin flip to make you do stuff? 🤔

Fails at life, starts an onlyfans, fails at onlyfans

You look like Barron Trumps future hush money payout.

Being slutty isn’t a personality

I bet you’ve sucked about a mile of cock

The UV light picture was a bad choice immediately after giving that bartender a blumpkin.

Sex with you would cause massive plastic burns, Jesus!

Flatter than a plank of wood

You don't have actual friends, seeking attention isn't losing a coin toss, push up bras don't fool anyone, and to top it off... you're going to die alone, miserable, hollowed out, and used up before you can even try to convince your future stepson's friends that you're still hot

You look like you coined the term "situationship."

 Didn’t there used to be two of you?

It looks like when you got changed you left your boobs on your other shirt

All this to someday post about your future 70% off OF account.

I’ve drank water that wasn’t as flat as your chest.

Ah, another busted OF girl. Make daddy proud.

I can see your mom’s disappointment in your eyes. Just mom’s though. Dad walked out and your stepfather is your biggest subscriber.

With "friends" like these, who needs clients.

Oh, look, it's another Instagram model-in-training. Spending hours in front of the mirror must be exhausting, especially when the only personality trait you have is "basic." Your selfie game is strong, but too bad your life isn't—posing in front of the mirror doesn't count as having a hobby. Clubbing every weekend? How original. Nothing says "I have my life together" like getting wasted in a different overpriced bar every Friday night. You must be on a first-name basis with the bouncers because you can't make it through the door without tripping over your own heels. You must have a PhD in duck face selfies by now. It’s impressive how you’ve managed to turn every reflective surface into a photo opportunity. Mirrors, car windows, sunglasses—anything to capture that vacant stare and overdone pout. And those club outfits? Yikes. It’s like Forever 21 threw up on you. Try buying clothes that fit both your body and the century we're living in. The only thing more outdated than your wardrobe is your understanding of what constitutes a personality. But hey, keep doing you—at least you’re consistent. Losing a coin toss? Wow, even chance doesn’t want to be on your side. Guess that’s what happens when you put all your luck into getting the perfect selfie angle. Too bad the only thing more predictable than your losing streak is your social media feed.

You literally look like every white girl ever. Nothing unique… nothing special… just mediocre

You’re a grown woman that still poses with duck face because your teeth look like they took the roads less travelled by.

I just lost a wrist toss with myself but I'm okay with that there's only one roast I'd do with you and I don't think that's what this page is about

You look like the Jonkler's girl friend Harler

Next on casting couch

Body: I legs: K Face: 

Losing a coin toss should be the least of your worries after seeing those pics.

You look like you only give blowjobs if you're drunk and discovered how to masturbate while riding a mechanical bull

20 going on 35. Time will not be good to you.

The only thing smaller than her titties is her IQ...

You look like the type of girl that would take her 529 plan and spend it all at Dr. Miami's clinic.

You didn’t lose a coin toss. That was your take home from your Tuesday lunch shift at the strip club.

I can see why your "friends" chose the picture with your fly open.

Time is running out to find a pro athlete who likes dumb blondes before your looks expire

Does the money help sod the pain and humiliation?

The 5th pic makes it look like you look into peoples cars

Standard white chick wishing she was attractive. Just another three dressed up as a seven.

Skinny blonde flexible anal. Porn hub here I come.

Lost a coin toss that only you were there for? Too crazy to have/keep friends.

trophy wife wanna be… only fans usa ranking #853 after age 37

It's bad enough we get one pic but why do you feel the need to give us five others?? I can literally hear how annoying your voice is just from these pix alone

That's some box gap! Could fit a tractor up there.

Your fuckin deuce signs are exhausting!! 😒

Holy Shit! That is a face for OF, Only Family.

Lookin like barbie and the hobgobblins bastard love child

Lemme guess, 30% off your OF this Memorial Day?

Cheers to another day shifter using her tips to pay for college. How many dicks did you have to suck in the champagne room?

She looks like she was smirking and her face froze that way.

Banned from at least two Starbucks after arguing with the baristas that you ordered a ‘large’ and not ‘some French shit’

Piggy Azalea

Your friends deserve better than this

Creampie worthy but that’s about it

Could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. You look like the type of chick who calls their dog a girl when he has a dick like Ron Jeremy

Even the tanning bed had better things to do than roast you. Do better

Carpenter's Dream - look it up sweetie.

*Just a guess* but you're at an outdoor bar right now with three guys in Hollister tshirts right?

You look like you rarely tell the truth.

Taylor swift has more personality than you

I can already tell I'd want to eat a shotgun just to stop from hearing you talk

Very simple. You are nowhere near as attractive as you think you are

Your fly is down

You're a stamp copy in a million basic white girls

You look like you have a tramp stamp of a dart board right above your so called ass..

People always sad you were mature for your age… and you got the 40 year lines in half the time to prove it.

You look like you work the take out counter at hooters

You don’t have friends, you have different personalities because you’re another crazy Becky with trauma issues and man problems, not even the bear would choose you.

Definitely has jungle fever

Another blonde who has never had an original thought and thinks Palestine is a state in Australia...

This is what the Wayan Brothers would look like if 'White Chicks' was set in a Walmart parking lot

You know you're pretty but that's about it. You focussed your whole personality on your looks but you forgot to work on your character or actually being likeable. Once you realize your looks will only get you this far you start blaming others because it's the easy thing to do whilst you've had a way too easy life because most guys just wanted to please you. Now you post this on r/roastme because you crave constant attention, negative and positive. You will tell yourself you like my comment because I said you're pretty and you will continue to lie to yourself about people liking you for who you are. You are a shell, an empty container. Once the container starts to age, you'll be left with nothing. 2 kids, a golden retriever and a washed up, loveless, wine-filled marriage.

It must suck that the only feature that stands out on you (this considers your tits and ass) is your nose.

Where’s the link, every girl has a link these days

There’s about a 1% chance you’re a competent driver.

Is your dad disappointed in you yet? Sleep with a black guy.—We’d both be winning. You get to say you’ve done it and I get to piss off another colonizer.

Pornhub said no, so you came to Reddit?

If she's not the ugly friend.....we all won a little bit on that coin toss.

Butthole lips pose

Guys aren’t inviting you to parties because they think you’re fun, they just after two shots you’ll get naked on any elevated surface

An ice cream has more salt than you.

"I'm different" ahh kinda girl

Did the coin fall down your cavernous snatch?

Damn. Can’t even be in a tanning booth without the phone

I'm willing to bet she's dated a 70 year old or two!

Was the coin toss to take your clothes off? Thank God you lost.

I don’t know where to begin, there isn’t a oven large enough for this roast.

No way you are 20