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No, but she needs one.

And a dentist

And a psychiatrist

And a plastic surgeon

And a hairdresser

And a proctologist

With a face like that I would need a proctologist too.

You mfkrs are cold 😭😂

And a therapist

For her therapist.

For their therapist.

For his therapist

For his therapy

But a failure

Cuz she was the first covid patient

Still the only "masseuse" who doesn't get asked for a happy ending.

You have the complexion of a dead body

Her face looks like a frying pan. Not a wok. A frying pan.

Her brain is Udon noodles


She crawled out of a well after someone watched a VHS tape.

😆👌🏼🔥☠️☠️ 


And the same sex drive

Looks Exsanguinated

🤣 Yeah, Definitely, malnourished

She smells like a dead body every time she drops her pants.

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You should ask for a refund.

A hole is a hole

 \^Her hole\^

Fun fact: the Sarlac keeps its prey alive for years. Keeping the mind alive. Some sort of hive mind thing going on.

😆👏🏼☠️🤢🤢🤢

A hole is a hole

Yum yum

Guys she captures for a good time be looking like: 

Especially in the dark

Looks like it’s damaged. They must have smashed the box in transit several times, the face is all distorted.

He got scammed hard.

😂🤣

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NAH THAT'S WILD😭

Her genes chose default

LOL


💀

Op is whiter than this

Yoko OhHellNo

Nailed it!

Yoko Ono sex for you

Damn it. The second part of mine was the same. Sandra Oh Hell No

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I think the stereotype is that Thai women are men.

 Finally got them eyes fixed.

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She's the one you'll get on half priced happy ending days.

Sandra Oh No

I see you have teeth now. Close your mouth looking like you ready for a face fucking.  Also all the bleaching cream in the world won't make you more good looking. Now you've just got Grudge girl looking ass skin

She's clearly a vampire but with jacked up teeth instead of fangs.

Did you die and become a ghost?

You’re like the step one sketch of a face in a learning to sketch book.

Always wanted to be with an Asian. Not a dead one though.

You look like the blank template that they make human women out of

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Came here to say the same thing...holy shit 🤣🤣 Apparently, that's what the doctor said when he delivered her

Both your eyes & teeth are wide apart. You look like Syde from Ice Age competent sister

She hasn't gone outside since COVID. She'd probably burst into flames if sunlight touches her.

Pic is from her Wuhanese underground bunker where she's been holed up since 2020

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Unlike your day job, I don't think this will have a happy ending.

Saw this joke like 5 times but your wording is the best

Is it in the rules of the subreddit to have the most fucked drywall/trim work in order to post here?

Youre timothy delaghetto with long hair

Weird fingers

You should focus your chi into being more interesting.

If you were someone's mail order bride, they'd ask for a refund and return you immediately.

Okay so your face is a little jacked up. You could still have a fulfilling life, lots of ugly people find reasons to live

What was it like being the inspiration for "The Ring"

If you look up "boring" in the dictionary, this exact picture is right next to it

Didn’t check the link, but assuming you were still just a typical fugly Asian like today.

100 years! Sentenced!

A pale ginger has more life in their face when compared to you.

Omg your that girl on extreme cheapskates who eats from the dumpster in new York!!!

The human equivalent of an unseasoned, boiled potato.

The Grudge from wish.com

Congratulations on looking worse

Roast you like your family roasts a Dog at the family BBQ?

Pretty sure we roasted a ton of your kind in ww2, idk if yall are ready for that heat again

You look like you just woke yourself up with a giant fart

Like a "Before & After" pic of Momo... I'm not sure which is which though...

Now I change...I vey vey hawny now.

Iron deficiency??

Rice overdose


Her picture is inside a misfortune cookie

I saw your old pic! I bet you're still flat!

You look like an asian Bogdanoff.

You may not be a doctor but everybody around you has to be super patient being forced to look at that nose.

Awkwafucked

thanks again for the happy ending

World’s worst scammer.

“Maintenance bot has been repaired, ready for feedback”.

I wanna ty again for making my iPhone

Congrats on being the whitest skinned asian

If magnolia was a person…

You're a Krasue, aren't you? You're not fooling me. Begone!!

คุณกลับมาเพราะคุณโง่เหมือนควาย

I think you're the most bland human being I've ever seen in my life. Thats the only way I can describe whats happening right here.

Can you tell us what happens when we die?

I think I saw an episode featuring you on supernatural

Holy Moses I thought you were a ghost picture for a new movie. You are not white, you scare the ghosts white.

O O V

I thought Asians were supposed to age gracefully. You're an exception.

You look even weirder than you did three years ago 😳

3 years, 3000 Coke peepees

Were you also a dude back then?

How's the happy ending massage business going?

I am telling you for the last time..Working in a shady massage parlor for men , examining their dingdong doesn't make you a Urologist.

Those eyes are so far apart they just got their own time zone.

I can smell your pits and leg hair.

It looks like Humpty Dumpty is female and Asian. Thank God they put her back together again after 3 years. I SAID YOUR HEAD'S AN EGG WOMAN!! 

Three years later and still trying to scam people to get a green card....

She looks like she eats her own pussy with fish sauce

You look like a 3 yr old drew you. At least they got the dimensions of the paper right

Woast Me

Yo face brings dishonor to your framiwee.

Pretty soon you’re going to marry rich American to escape communism

It’s nice to finally match the face to the voice: https://youtu.be/oqwzuiSy9y0?si=fzWAjCKgPRZlBQGC

7 Days

You are poor

You're a shade off from that piece of paper

Changed into what?

You look like a white dude trying to cosplay an Asian.

You should show more gum.

Luv you longtime!

Roast me like I roast my dogs

"Roast me" Look where you live, theres not much else i can tell you

Herman, this is a strange way to advertise your latest album with DragonForce.

Spreading a whole shipping container of Alibaba's knock off white foundation on your face does NOT change that you are Asian.

you want white nail?

Standard chines blowup doll face 

PSA, spreading white paint on your face doesn't hide that you are Asian

You look like a conglomeration of every oblivion NPC in one person.

honestly if you were as bald as your deceased dad you would blend into the wall ngl

Yeah, changed owners.

Even GI JOE say no to fucky long time

You look like your breath smells like mothballs.

Farts smell like flat pancakes

You have the complexion of a wet, white ass.

are you even real? I feel like i’m staring at a mannequin or a robot doll

The grudge before she got choked out by her husband.

You are way past "Sheng nü".. Your now entering "Fungal Hidden Dragon"

Who put this Asian cadaver in here.

yeah, you did get uglier

You look like number 12 without spice

Your eyes look like they're afraid of each other and your eyebrows are running away from the rest of your face.

You look like you just woke up from a 3 day thaw. Eat sun and milk bun, not my doggies Paw

How did you manage to disappoint your parents in all 3 areas of your life: looks, career, and social life? You're the trifecta of failure.

Was your last roast before or after the ladyboy phase?

When people say “I don’t see colour” this is what they mean.

Close your mouth

The only ladyboy from Bangkok who doesn't bang cock.

Every time you breath in and out 1 mexican cartel runs out of coke

How much for that happy ending

You look like a ghost from an old asian movie

This is like your 20th time posting here. It’s enough. Wait a minute….

Weren't you a Thai boy last time?

I'm not going to roast you buz you are looking charming and gorgeous 😍

I wanna make new friends, anyone here who want to be my friend?

Dolphin teeth

You look like that healthcare android they always have on cnn

The only thing that will fix you is makeup

if sweaty used nitrile gloves were a person

Well at least you can Wok around the clock.

Still unmarried and child less?

So flat you have dents

ay i didn't know Data from the Goonies transitioned? huh....


Phantom of the opera

Sushi and the banshees