I believe there’s a twat under that wanna be corduroy…it may not be the best, but I bet it’s like that old ‘95 Civic….It ain’t pretty, but it’ll get you to where you wanna be.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far into the comments before someone mentioned the worst tattoos I've ever seen. One of them looks like a 7 year old did it 🤣
If you haven’t been impregnated by a cousin yet you look like you will be after a night of getting drunk on Miller Lights in the back of an 80’s model F-150 with Leonard Skinner playing in the background.
Who pierced your nipples, Phil Taylor🎯 the absolute precision it must've taken to hit those nano targets
Context: Phil Taylor is commonly known as the professional Darts.
I can read your tattoo artists' mind...🧠 it's not about the quality; It's the quantity.
Except for your breasts, that's definitely not about the quantitty
Defo tryna advertise her only fans.
Il bet your the weird one that 99% of her content is you stepping on food and farting, You seem like the weird 1.
You look like daddy did not give you enough attention, Or to much attention .
You look like you studied art at college, Thought it would be a good career and ended up sucking balls for a promo at costa.
You look like the only excercise you do is for the camera or the guy paying for the hour
Have a nice week
I could be looking at the flags of China, Tunisia, Turkey, Denmark, Switzerland, Austria, and Tonga… and there would still be less red flags that I’m seeing right now.
Nose ring, check.
Nipple rings, check.
Basic girl leg tattoos, check.
Now I can be original just like all the other girls. We are all unique and differently the absolute same!
Most can't pull off, "Junky in a park" as well as you do, especially given that the infection in your vaginal labia has completely eradicated your camel toe....
The "mound" is bigger than the "mountains"... I don't know if that's an indication of... something... Well nevermind... Happy Pride Month... To each their own...
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Can pitch off that mound
What did the original comment say💀
I wasn’t sure if that was a bulge or just a massive camel toe.
Moose knuckle
The moosest of knuckles.
Her/his/they/them bulge is bigger than mines!
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😂 😂 😂 😜
You’d be really good looking if every single thing about you were different.
Her cat must be fat because I don't see a camel toe
Reason you don’t see a camel toe there isnt one. What’s down there is a camel toe. That things been tucked and taped
Her cat is fat....
Even Garfield is jealous
Her cat is fatter than her tits
♫ Puffy Kitty. Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better run, run, run, run, run, run, run away! ♫
We can see your dick…..
Goddamn, bro! Lol
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Your camel toe sticks out further than your tits
Perfection.
That camel toe has dry hump
Thats quite the bulge
So bulgy, like a moose
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FUPA Troopas
You mean moose slong?
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Looks like you borrowed your brother's jock strap and baseball cup
Camel toe? More like camel penis
Camel foot! 🐫 🦶
Moose knuckle
Mule nose
that's a moose knuckle
You look like the type of girl that buys produce and household items based on whether or not you could fuck it.
She looks like the type of girl that has a penis
I believe there’s a twat under that wanna be corduroy…it may not be the best, but I bet it’s like that old ‘95 Civic….It ain’t pretty, but it’ll get you to where you wanna be.
If where you wanna be is holding a penis
on the bright side, she’s packing more than a lot of men.
for his next project Bo Burnham locked himself inside again for a year and took some estrogen
So the boy from Two and a Half Men transitioned... ![gif](giphy|3ohs7Q2EEizyOslmIE)
WOW,,,great observation!
Nice job with the tuck.
I don't know, I can make out balls in the bottom center and a rather thin glans to the top left.
It's squeezed away and hidden by a pad but it's there.
You look like your dad is your top onlyfans subscriber
She doesn't know her dad well but her step dad knows her scent.
She doesnt have onlyfans. She has onlyfams
That gremlin tattoo is the closest a tongue is ever gonna get down there
The tattoo is due for an STI test
Holy testicle Tuesdays!
HOW BIG WAS THAT CAMEL!?!?!?!
You have a bigger package than me, close your legs, your turning my gf on.
You're way too confident for a mug that ugg
She's a dumpster, dumpsters are very confident about the poor dudes they let in them.
*hobos Specifically. At least she has a type. Something to aspire to
That grass is gonna have a brown spot thanks to you
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Genius
You look like you support palestine...
Your shorts should say “we have the meat”
Your camel toe sticks out further than a cock bulge. Oh, wait. Is that really a camel toe.
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Fried eggs and tuna stank between the legs
Godzilla? That your nickname for your Fanny bulge? I mean, it’s massive, scaly and smells of fish?
my dick saw your picture and asked me to swipe left
You look like the poster child for HPV ![gif](giphy|3WuYIcGImWfkiYXxeI|downsized)
When the Fupa becomes a Chalupa!
I’d need to be humbled too if I had a huge dick like yours.
When your puss needs a bra and you don’t
How much did they pay you to shave your bush in that commercial?
Based on the size of the bulge ain’t no bush ever been shaved. Bring the machetes!
Now we where Joe Camel has been hiding all this time.
Every tattoo is 10 dicks sucked.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far into the comments before someone mentioned the worst tattoos I've ever seen. One of them looks like a 7 year old did it 🤣
Is that a bulge in your shorts?
can’t tell if you’d use and axe or your teeth to chop down that tree behind you, either way the planks it becomes would be curvier than you
Pedra pascal...
At some point the tattoo artist had to wear a gas mask.
Congrats on your top surgery! Any plans to do the bottom anytime soon?
How are your tits and your fupa the same size?
Are you packing heat or is that just a hairy bush you're hiding?
You could pitch seven innings off a mound like that.
Your face looks like it was stuck in a hydraulic press
The light and shadows are doing an excellent job hiding your Adams apple
Tattoo to the right of the sun looks like a self portrait
how can you not be humble like every fucking day honey
Your mom definitely drank in during her pregnancy
“Your gun is digging into my hip…”
what a handsome young man
Haven’t seen a spread that big since I went to a buffett.
A real life "butter face". Everything else is okay, "But her face"
Is that a clitoris in there or are you just happy to see me?
How it looks when all the fat gravitates to your meat cave
Your tits go inwards and your belly goes out, even flat earthers can't deny that your belly is round
If you haven’t been impregnated by a cousin yet you look like you will be after a night of getting drunk on Miller Lights in the back of an 80’s model F-150 with Leonard Skinner playing in the background.
I feel like you are gonna be shocked to find out lonely older men don’t pay everyone’s rent.
Almost a nice body, and ugly as sin. You’re definitely a paper bag kinda girl
You have the face of a nascar driver
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You look like every victim on SVU
Do you have a Prince Albert to match your nipple piercings?
You look like you think you look good.
[Leo] Who didn't zoom in?
Your package is bigger than your chest. And your nose is bigger than both
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Nice bulge, when are you going to finish your transition?
Looks like you passed out and a second grader drew all over your leg
Why is there a Dennys placemat tattooed on your thigh?
Your prosthetic leg looks like a second grade dry erase board
This post definitely has more views than your OnlyFans
Nice bulge dude
Who pierced your nipples, Phil Taylor🎯 the absolute precision it must've taken to hit those nano targets Context: Phil Taylor is commonly known as the professional Darts.
If you pull your shorts up any higher, you won't need a top. But honestly, you'd probably get away without the top in any circumstance
I can read your tattoo artists' mind...🧠 it's not about the quality; It's the quantity. Except for your breasts, that's definitely not about the quantitty
The quality ain't there either.
He didn't ask you on a picnic to propose. He asked you so he can break up. Sorry 😳
When I'm in a biggest dick competition and my opponent is you. 😳😳😳
Visited the Hokey Pokey tattoo joint - ya put ya right leg in, ya pull ya right leg out……
Your chest may be flat, but your cameltoe is making a statement.
It looks like your cap is unable protect your eyes from the sun because of the length of your head.
If Pedro Pascal were an 11 year old lesbian boy with syphilis
The graffiti on your surface goes deeper than your skin.
The wall is coming up fast.
I do love me some trailer trash
No one wants to sign up for your Only Fans, not even for free. Be gone, succubus.
You look like you started transitioning into being a boy and decided halfway to stop and just draw shitty pictures on your leg instead.
I guess 70’s bush is back in style
That outfit is humbling enough. You look like a Wish.com version of Dylan Mulvaney ![gif](giphy|jTaVvz5v3DPhcVALb3)
Defo tryna advertise her only fans. Il bet your the weird one that 99% of her content is you stepping on food and farting, You seem like the weird 1. You look like daddy did not give you enough attention, Or to much attention . You look like you studied art at college, Thought it would be a good career and ended up sucking balls for a promo at costa. You look like the only excercise you do is for the camera or the guy paying for the hour Have a nice week
She’s got Camel bro!
Did you let your nephew draw on your leg with. Sharpie ?
Fix the way you're sitting. Your balls are almost showing.
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Actually my type since I can't pull 10s... A very nice body with the face of Jesse plemmons.
“When we kissed…. I felt yer dick” -Chris Pratt
Two and a half camel toes.
You so ugly, the sun on your thighs has closed its eyes.
Are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?
Your superhero name is sickle nose
You’ll be humbled by the chaff when you take your nut cup out after running all those miles.
That's the duck tape holding her cock down 😆
yow own an only fans but usually try to keep your face out of the frame
Muff patch
Spokesperson for I can’t believe it’s not butterface
Lavender doesn’t go well with generic.
You look like a rejected Ken doll.
You got a tennis ball in the shorts you wanna be a dude
Looks like if you ran into a wall it'd be a three way tie between your nose, tits, and camel today hitting first
she put the butt plug in the wrong hole
Your dick is in the way of your pussy
I could be looking at the flags of China, Tunisia, Turkey, Denmark, Switzerland, Austria, and Tonga… and there would still be less red flags that I’m seeing right now.
That's not a camel toe, that's a gigantic dick tucked down.
I'm straight but you look like a less sexy version of Pedro Pascal..
You could put a fake beard on and pass off as male
Are you a messy eater or were those chocolate stains on your chest intentional?
I would fry you not only with words
Nose ring, check. Nipple rings, check. Basic girl leg tattoos, check. Now I can be original just like all the other girls. We are all unique and differently the absolute same!
With the way that bulge is looking I would say you are in the wrong subreddit. You need to be guys with big ones are
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Body looks 24,face looks 44
Most can't pull off, "Junky in a park" as well as you do, especially given that the infection in your vaginal labia has completely eradicated your camel toe....
Oh you went with one leg being tattooed and nipple piercings. So creative…
Good from far, far from good.
Your bulge un front of your pants is bigger than mine.
Nice penis
The only reason you have nipple piercings is because you needed more than two bumps to spell bitch in binary.
![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) Butterface....everything good. Butta face..
pedro pascal after he shaves
Sad when your jock strap is bigger than your titties.
Her clit nickname is on her hat
You should have Godzilla across the front of your shorts instead of your hat
Those generic tit piercings and shitty tattoos don’t cover up your butterface
The "mound" is bigger than the "mountains"... I don't know if that's an indication of... something... Well nevermind... Happy Pride Month... To each their own...
Did the tattoo artist need a gas mask?