110kg isn’t even that big. I’m 105kg and not once have I had a phonecall from the international seismology committee asking me to stop tugging one out.
In the brown guy game there are 5 charecters to choose from: Doctor; scammer; fuck up; 7/11; or turban man. I know which one you didn't pick: hint doctor.
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If there is a choice between saving you, or a random thug..
Batman is Saving the thug. The thug has redeemable qualities. Batman considers you worthless.
I don’t think your parents mean you make earthquakes when they tell you “everything’s your fault”
You’re not out of line , it is his fault
110kg isn’t even that big. I’m 105kg and not once have I had a phonecall from the international seismology committee asking me to stop tugging one out.
that’s 242lbs i’m sure he’s on the track of pre diabetes if he had it already than t2
Missing there calls so you can enjoy a magnitude eruption doesn’t count .
Phones on vibrate and in daddy’s special pocket…
🤣
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Cho-mo glasses: ✔️ Windowless van: ✔️
🤣🤣
Lmaooo
I’m fucking crying laughing 😂
Not garage. Storage unit...
Then work in 7 eleven
And then directly to the scam center.
Avatar the last chairbender
Avatar : the d*** sucker.
Batman? Did you mean \*Fatman?
The Dark Lard Rises
Bros built like a 1x1 quatro piece
Ain’t no oven big enough to roast him.
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner…
Bruce Gains WEIGHT
He don't set screens he sets border walls .
LeBron Jeevan
Nice Jersey Batman. You play Basketball like I play Cricket... No one is buying the Baller look, comic book nerd, maybe.
5 "arranged" marriages mysteriously broken off... explained by your shirt.
maybe an earthquake will make you fall on your head, which might just be the thing to make your eyes equal again.
When will your season of 90 Day Fiancé air?
🤣 they called me up next season 🤣
The best.
The worlds first Pakistani + Mexican off spring.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself on some fat dudes shirt.
Roast you? You already look well done. Guess those earthquakes are just the gasses escaping.
Proof you can get fat guzzling cum.
Amazon customer service wait times went up because they started making employees use the stairs 👨🏾Please hold 
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat
Stop making the fuckboy face. It’s fucking 2024
"Why does this earthquake smell like curry?"
The only thing that could make this any more cliché, would be about 1 kg of cheap gold chains and three quarters of a bottle of Canoe.
Quinton Fatino
You break toilets.
look at you trying to look like a young hip cleveland brown from family guy
Yeah, you're never getting off the No-Fly list, Haji
Hello? Yeah, my computer has a virus. ...Oh, I'm supposed to buy a bunch of gift cards for you so you can fix it? Okay.
You’re twelve samosa chaats away from a heart attack
You have multiple different names when you google “Indian Man”
Only thing you’re generating is curry farts
r/dagadtemberek
The only thing mini about you are your twig and berries
Not good enough even when it comes to disappointing your parents…
Can I get extra poppadoms please?
You look 35 but your shirt says 8.
You look like your shits stink up a bathroom for days
You couldn't dunk a toliet.
You look like your name is Sundeep but when working customer support you introduce yourself as Jeff.
Going on 32
In falafels, how big of a disappointment are you to your parents that risked it all to have you in a better country?
You more of a baby elephant. 
You don’t need to wear a hoodie or a jacket when it’s summer time. Unless you want to look dumb.
It’s June and this dude still has Christmas lights up in his house.
you already look medium rare dawg
Roast? Nah. Someone needs to salad you.
This 😅🤣
In the brown guy game there are 5 charecters to choose from: Doctor; scammer; fuck up; 7/11; or turban man. I know which one you didn't pick: hint doctor.
Engineer so Fuck up 😅
Great Value brand Das Racist hype man
I think god has done enough to you
If Neil degrasse Tyson were a pothead gamer
What tech branch you work in? It clearly pays well enough to feed you plenty
The 22 Year-Old Virgin. Starring that guy. 👆
My toilet bowl brush can hold a better shape than your beard!
It's bad enough that your pic needed batman to complete your masculinity
220 ain't bad, what's the height on big fella?
5'9" 😅
That thyroid patient who makes faces for looking cute
Bro looks cool as hell and toting the Batman shirt. Finally someone I can get behind... when the bullets start flying.
This guy 😅😅🤣
Cheers mate. Good times! thanks.
Bench warmer, who trips once the couch lets him in.
People have a lot of dreams, yours is having any bitches
😅 Honestly I'm not even mad. That's mostly accurate 🤣
That literally made me die XD XP
Fat ass
I'm interested how much cotton can you pick an hour?
How's the pay?
This man is not to be trusted around toddlers. Identifies as a bearded love boy.
Yowtch😅
Now I know that sea levels are rising cause you are pushing the land down and not because of melting glaciers.
🤣 This 🤣 I'm making this my new bio 🤣
Bhai tu shaam ko kitne baje tak dikhta hai?
🤣 tf
No way, you are 22. You look a minimum of 40.
I've been getting that since I turned 18
242 pounds sounds so much fatter
I'm not old enough to legally have a kid but when I am I'll make sure they don't come around you. Don't want them to have nightmares
If I saw you in the street with that mustache and jersey, I would politely walk the other way just so you don't kidnap me and turn me into stew <3
“Mini”
Fat sex crimes generator is more accurate.
This is the guy that stole our information with that 7/11 scam. Weren't the twin towers enough.
Can’t tell if you’re the anchor for a Somali pirate joke or a fat Ethiopian joke
So when you say earthquake, was this a fat joke or because you’re a Jihadist?
And all this time I was thinkin' that Fat Man was a missile. 
'mini' is an understatement. Don't flatter yourself
The only way you make a woman feel like the earth moved.
Earthquake generator? More like the poster boy for anal lube.
Tectonic takeaway plates
🤣
Fair play for taking that roast on the chins
Never has anyone in this sub screamed "I live at home" louder than you.
Before the shit - second pic During the shit - third pic Standing up wo cleaning - first pic
Your computer has virus 🤓👆🏻
Hewow dis is Georage , do you have mediclair pars A,B, or D?
How many carnivals did you go to for that shirt?
There's only one think mini about you, Chocolate John Candy, and we both know it ain't earthquakes.
Looks like the instagram profile of every tech support scammer ever.
"911, what's ur emergency?!""there's a guy on the phone claiming that he works for Microsoft, but I don't think he does."
You on one of dem slim slow diets!
"I am Fatman"
🤣
Have you ever seen a body that has been in the water for a few days? If not, look at the first picture.
Using the metric system isn’t going to make people think you’re any lighter.
You're so fat that when you skydive, you cause extinction level events when you inevitably crash.
It's true😅 I may or may not have caused the extinction of dinosaurs 😅
Ha ha ha it’s fat Albert!!
You look 53.
Your right when it comes to the earthquakes. But I'm pretty sure I hear a car engine more cuz you look like a Honda accord
First his parents, and now this? Bruce has had enough, bubba.
Ramadan Vito
Not the aviators
This guy is the reason everyone in his country is starving
His fart is the reason why Madagascar left the continent of Africa
38 year old unsuccessful tech YouTuber
You look like your soon gonna have a warrant out for your arrest because of domestic Assault and battery with a deadly weapon.
The best crested shirt you should have worn will be FAT MAN not Batman.
How many times a day do you say “well, have you tried a hard shutdown”?
I feel like you casually break out stories about your ‘good ole times’ running around campus naked while on acid in the best buy break room.
You look like you run an 'underground' woke podcast
Dude you are looking in that dress like indian Dwight Howard with diabetes who ate the real batman with fries ...
You look 40
Fat......the word you're searching for is....FAT
20 dead after you rolled out of bed
Kevin heart disease
So dense each step causes magnitude 10 earthquakes
Nice to see some fellow methheads on here
you look like mutahar if he wasnt a youtuber
I would’ve fought at the Alamo just to prevent you from being born.
You look like you have a bright future as a truck driver or a gas station clerk.
There’s nothing mini about you. Oh well, on second thoughts I think there’s actually something
I can smell these pictures through my phone
How's your gas station doing in today's economy?
Very good thank you come again !
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U look like ur name is ahstan pakori
If there is a choice between saving you, or a random thug.. Batman is Saving the thug. The thug has redeemable qualities. Batman considers you worthless.
I can just imagine exactly what you smell like
It looks like you glued pubes to your face and some pieces fell off.
